In the early morning of the next day, the sun was chirping outside, and everything looked good, except for Wu Xiaobei, who had dark circles under his eyes. That night, although no one came to visit again, and no one came to scare him, he woke up from his dream several times, and broke out in a cold sweat one after another.

Just as Wu Xiaobei was tossing and turning on the bed, too lazy to get up, there was a knock on the door downstairs. "Boom!" "Boom! Knocking endlessly, perseverance, and vowing not to give up if you don't come to the door.

The housekeeper teacher is resting today, as I told him yesterday, he is lying on the bed, wanting to wait for others to open the door, and he doesn't want other guys to be lazier than him, so none of them go to open the door.

Wu Xiaobei was already upset, listening to the endless knocking on the door, which made him feel like a pins and needles, and in the end, he couldn't consume it, jumped up from the bed with a loud shout, rubbed two handfuls of messy hair, and ran downstairs angrily.

With the hinge, Wu Xiaobei opened the door with a horizontal eyebrow, wanting to see who was so uninteresting, and came to chisel the door of the house early in the morning.

The people standing outside the door, if it were Sun Wukong or Zhu Bajie, they would not have brought such a big surprise to Wu Xiaobei, because it was too unconnected, too nonsensical, and too incredible! Standing outside the door is none other than Park Jae-elephant, a Korean superstar who has become popular all over the world with his song "Gangnam Dead Friend" and his original horse riding dance (this word is very important).

"Uncle Bite? Is it really you? Wu Xiaobei rubbed his sleepy eyes, he couldn't believe it was true, it was too exciting in the past few days, and he didn't sleep well last night, he really couldn't tell whether it was the truth or the illusion in front of him.

"That's right, it's fake!" Uncle Bite said with a smile in stiff Chinese, and then pointed to his hard gel, shiny, wet as if licked by a calf, and took the blind Ah Bing (once pulled the Divine Comedy "Two Lakes Reflecting the Moon") sunglasses, angrily pulled the black bow on the snow-white shirt, flicked his horse clip, waved his hand at his trouser trousers, in order to show his most distinctive black and white brogue leather shoes, Uncle Bite also jumped twice energetically, indicating that he was the original owner of the brand.

Wu Xiaobei stood in the door, still didn't open the door, and when he saw the people outside the door, he did have the style of biting his uncle, and thought about what he was doing here, so he squeezed out a trace of an awkward smile from his angry face very unnaturally, learned to bite uncle, and asked in stiff Chinese: "Uncle bite." I don't know why you are here? ”

"What's the matter?" Huang Zhou's ghost appeared behind Wu Xiaobei like a ghost, patted him on the shoulder and asked, which frightened Wu Xiaobei, who had become a frightened bird, and almost didn't scream for help.

"Are you a ghost? There was no sound at all when he walked," Wu Xiaobei wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, glanced at Huang Zhou, and then pointed to the door, "Uncle Bite doesn't know why he came here." ”

Huang Zhou was not as surprised as Wu Xiaobei, the expression on his face seemed to be smiling, and he said hello to Uncle Biting outside the door.

"I live here!" Uncle Bite greeted Huang Zhou with a smile and said to Wu Xiaobei.

"Live here?" Wu Xiaobei turned around and looked at Huang Zhou.

"That's right, I'm going to live here," Uncle Bite nodded with a smile.

"Are you here for tourism or study?" Huang Zhou also asked Uncle Bite in stiff Korean Chinese.

"No, I'm here to take an adventure," Uncle Bite said as he stepped back, stretching his arms in surprise.

"Adventure? Coming to a place like school for an adventure? Wu Xiaobei listened to the freshness, and began to feel that this guy outside the door was a little strange.

"That's right, that's right, follow your adventure," Uncle Bite pointed at Wu Xiaobei and said firmly.

"It seems that this is trending right now. Didn't you get the address wrong? When Wu Xiaobei said this, he looked at Huang Zhou and nodded, meaning that he must have made a mistake.

Uncle Bite shook his head, smiled and took out a small folded note from the pocket of the horse clip, flattened it with a charismatic movement, and then handed it to Wu Xiaobei.

Wu Xiaobei took it and saw that the address on it was correct, and he frowned and said, "Is someone spoofing you, making you blue and thin, and making you shiitake mushrooms?" ”

"Huh?" I didn't understand what I meant, so I put my hand on the sound cover in my ear and tried to understand.

"I said, is someone spoofing you," Wu Xiaobei saw that Uncle Bite was a little angry, and said loudly, "Are you sure you're looking for me?" ”

"Ah, no one is spoofing me," this time Uncle Bite finally understood, and said with his hands dancing, "I'm just looking for you, your name is Wu Xiaobei, I've been collecting your news for a long time, you are China's adventure king, it's not good to follow you, I will definitely be able to realize my adventure dream with you." ”

Speaking of dreams, this rich boy immediately came up like a god, like a chicken with chicken blood, a ball with gas, the fine folds on his face were stretched, and his state was like a high medicine. Through Ah Bing's sunglasses, he seemed to see thousands of fans, surging like waves, screaming and moaning for him. He immediately entered the state, took up the posture on the stage, raised the horsewhip with one hand, held the reins of the horse with the other, danced a cheerful horse step, learned a horse neighing, and then sang the widely sung "Jiangnan Dead Friend" that has been stinking on the street.

Obviously, Uncle Biting's soul has returned to the stage, back to the past, and a crimson mist in front of him fascinates him and makes him forget himself.

He flapped his arms like a bird, his legs jumping like a cheerful foal, singing with contagiousness and passion, singing and dancing, solemn and harmonious.

He sings and dances, yes, he can sometimes realize where he is, he wants to use his charm, his passion, to conquer these two children, to conquer these two audiences, to conquer these two future ashes.

After more than ten minutes of singing and dancing, he performed heartily, as brave as he was back then, confidence returned to his side, courage returned to his side, he wanted to take risks, he returned to the madness of the world.

In fact, before he came, he had thought that Wu Xiaobei would ask this and that, and he was also ready to answer, such as asking him how he knew about Wu Xiaobei's adventurous career, and he replied that since he played basketball, he began to pay attention to Wu Xiaobei, first felt that he was very different, sent secret agents to follow and inquire, and found that he had a lot of secrets, and he invited a famous fortune teller in South Korea, a mage or something to make various calculations, they took his money, and they all said that Wu Xiaobei was a stranger, and he suddenly disappeared because he went to another world for adventure, As long as he keeps up with him, he will definitely be able to endure hardships, suffer crimes, take risks, and keep up with Wu Xiaobei, he will be able to complete his life's long-cherished wish, and after that, his career can take off again and return to the top.

Therefore, Uncle Bite's visit this time was inevitable, but his desire to express himself was too strong, and before anyone could ask, he said it himself, and a little emotional fuse ignited the surging artistic cells in his body, and he got carried away, dancing and carnivaling indulgently.

There is no doubt that the two children in front of him, they will definitely be conquered by their charm, because he has conquered tens of millions of fans, and he has conquered the world.

After all, it has been a few years, and the song and dance are so energetic and consumes physical strength, after a dance, although Uncle Bite has been trained for a long time, but there is still a little gasp, he closed his eyes, he can still distinguish the front and back, his arms are dashing to the side, with the winner's smile on his face, waiting for the two fans Although there are not many, they must be very enthusiastic applause and applause.

However, except for a cricket in the grass, Uncle Bite did not hear any other sound.

"What's going on, it must be auditory hallucinations!" He thought to himself, but he still refused to open his eyes, so he kept the curtain call posture and tried to listen carefully.

That's right, this time, in addition to crickets, he also heard the rustle of leaves in the wind, and in the distance there was a sports car roaring by, and there seemed to be a dog barking.

"What's going on?" He couldn't help but open his eyes and lift his glasses to see what was going on.

What is embarrassing about the situation, Wu Xiaobei's door is tightly closed, there are no fans, no applause, no smiling faces, nothing.

That's right, Uncle Bite happily, sang and danced for ten minutes at the gate of Wu Xiaobei's house.