At two o'clock in the morning, the road was noisy by three drunks, and it was no longer quiet. The three drunks looked at each other, probably in their thirties.

The strong man on the left is wearing a bus driver's uniform, his face is purple and black, and he doesn't know how much beer and liquor he drinks.

The man in the middle of the three is a suit with a collar and gold-rimmed glasses, very polite, the more he drinks, the whiter his face becomes, his hands wrap around the shoulders of the men on the left and right, and his feet are hanging in the air for a small reason, and he is not walking by himself at all, but being carried by others.

The strong man on the far right always keeps a clear consciousness, in fact, he just feels that he has not drunk much, and a piece of his scalp is torn up at the checkout in the restaurant, and it is knocked to the corner of the table.

The drunk man in the suit took off his glasses with the fingers that hugged his shoulders, and said with two tears: "Two brothers, to tell you the truth, my brother is the happiest and the most unpretentious when he drinks with you." That drink with the stinky idiots at work with me, really, my brother feels uncomfortable! ”

"Brother! Don't talk about this, my brother knows that you can be productive when you are young, and you are the last to be admitted to college, although my brother knows that you look down on us brothers a little bit in your heart, but you can come out and drink with my brothers today, it's worth it! It's worth it! "The driver is honest and honest, and he really uses the strength of wine to say the truth in his heart.

The drunk man on the right was in a bit of a doldrum, and said, "Yes! The eldest brother is right, the second brother I think the same way, I don't want you to be rich and powerful, I just want you to think of the eldest brother when you are in trouble, the second brother can help you, don't look down on the two of us, we have not saved less money over the years. ”

"You know, I have two good brothers! Let's go find a place to drink again. ”

The drunk man in the suit didn't know if he was really moved, and his tears couldn't stop flowing, and the tears mixed with the big snot wiped on the clothes of the two.

"Don't drink it." The driver persuaded the big man.

"Drink! Must drink. The drunk on the right finally couldn't control his nerves excited by alcohol, and shouted loudly that he could still make another pound white.

The drunk man in the suit happily shouted when someone agreed with his statement: "Go!" Find a place! ”

"Let's go, then."

The minority obeys the majority, and he has not released himself like this for a long time, and the driver continues to carry the drunk man in the suit with such an idea.

The three drunks were anxious and didn't know the road at all, so they walked to the front of my store by walking down the aisle.

Brother Erman and I were sitting in the store and talking to a middle-aged female ghost.

"Eldest sister, I really didn't bake cold noodles!" I said helplessly.

The first thing the middle-aged female ghost in front of me did when she entered the house was to ask me if the store sold roasted cold noodles with sausage, eggs and bacon, and asked for more sugar and vinegar flavors.

Where can I bake cold noodles for her at night!

"I just want to eat cold noodles." The middle-aged female ghost pouted and said cutely.

The pleats on the face actually sold cute with me! I really want to close the door and let Brother Erman bite her.

But I still said calmly: "Why don't you change it, I have cigarettes and mineral water, if it doesn't work, I'll make you a cup of milk tea." ”

"I don't want to drink milk tea, I want to eat roasted cold noodles."

It should be that the thing that the middle-aged female ghost is attached to in her heart is a bite of baked cold noodles, and if I satisfy her, she may be able to reincarnate.

The point is that she really can't satisfy her!

"Waiter! Waiter! Serve me wine! ”

I originally thought that there would be a white lantern hanging at the entrance at night, and most people would not dare to enter the store to see what was going on.

But who can control the people who drink too much, and the most literate man in a suit of the three reluctantly recognized the note posted at the door of the store as a barbecue restaurant, and happily led his eldest brother and second brother into the house.

"Big sister! Eldest sister! You take a moment back and don't hurt anyone. ”

I whispered something to the middle-aged female ghost.

"Okay, don't forget my baked cold noodles."

The middle-aged female ghost looked back at the three drunks, nodded and stepped aside, trying not to let the three humans touch her.

I pretended to be dead and gave him a look, let him look at the middle-aged female ghost, and got up and said to the three drunks: "I don't sell alcohol!" ”

"! Who did you just talk to? ”

Not to mention, after drinking the wine, it also made the man in the suit more sensitive to hearing.

I hurriedly played the round: "I'm playing a game, talking to my teammates in the game." ”

"Don't force it to be useless, serve me wine, I can't send you money."

The drunk man in the suit feels quite good about himself, he talks whining and scum, and his little short legs can't land.

"Why don't you drink some milk tea to relieve the bar." I couldn't help but deal with this person who drank too much.

"Hurry up."

The other two people are okay, but the man in the suit is the most shy. The three of them stepped into the room and sat down at a random table.

I turned around and took the milk tea powder to the three to make milk tea, and after making the milk tea, I walked out of the front desk and sent it to the three eldest brothers.

The seating order of the elder brother is that the drunk man in the suit and the second brother sit on one side of the table at the front desk, and the driver dresses the drunk on the other side.

The man in the suit grabbed the hot milk tea paper cup and drank it directly into his mouth.

Sure enough, he shook his head and shouted: "It's hot, it's hot." ”

There was a faint disdain in my eyes and I said, "Are you stupid? Then drink it directly after it is hot. ”

In fact, I'm the kind of soft and hard character who doesn't eat hard, if you treat me well, I'm still like that, and if you treat me badly, I won't find fault with you.

However, there is one thing I particularly hate, that is, pretending to be blind, and having the ability to pretend to be blind if you have no ability.

Of course, Brother Xu, Qi Yuxin and the like, I admire and respect them from the bottom of my heart, because they are really awesome.

When the drunk man in the suit saw me taunt him, he was about to get up and come over to beat me, staring at the middle-aged female ghost standing in the corner of the side of the front desk.

"Big brother, second brother, see if it's someone."

The drunk man in the suit stopped paying attention to me and reached out to point to the corner where the middle-aged female ghost was standing.

"Huh?"

The second brother raised his head and squinted at the corner, and then said, "It seems that there are really people!" ”

"Can't you? I didn't see anyone when I first came in!"

The driver subdued the drunk, scratched his head, and turned to look at the corner.

For a while, the three of them focused on the middle-aged female ghost at the same time, and it was easy to see ghosts when she drank too much alcohol and was weak.

A living, no, dead female ghost stood not far from them, and it was easier to see now.

They got up and walked around the corner, as if something in the corner had great magic calling them.

"Shhhh......h ”

Brother Erman didn't care about looking at me, but now he didn't even look at the female ghost, and directly lay on the table as a mascot and pretended to be dead.

The drunken man turned into an idiot in seconds, and his desire for knowledge was extremely strong and he passed me and walked to a meter in front of the corner.

Just when I was thinking about what to do next, I suddenly heard a voice in my ear, "I died so miserably~"

Obviously said by a middle-aged female ghost, I guess this sister must have watched horror movies before her death.

You can't just renovate all of a sudden, you have to say that my death is so miserable, can it scare people? Why don't you say that my death is so painful! Tell me about the second battalion commander, you Italian artillery! Isn't it also a bit modern, scary people will not be scary, and it will be a shame in the ghost world.

"Hell!"

The first one came from the scream of a drunk man in a suit screaming through his throat, and a crack almost fell to the ground, the crotch of the black suit was already extremely wet and turned dark black, and the strength of the wine was at least half scared.

With both hands and feet together, he climbed out of the shop like a dog, and the heels of the high-end leather shoes had been thrown out, and the heels of the socks he was wearing were broken through a big hole, which seemed so ridiculous at the moment.

"Hell!"

It should have been a full minute later than the drunken man in the suit, and he turned around and ran, running faster than I saw when I first saw the eldest sister.

Well, people, potential can only explode to the limit when it is about to die in a crisis. If you can maintain this potential, you will be the champion of the sprint championship in the next year's Olympic Games, and you will win glory for the country.

After I saw the three of them flee without a trace, I turned my head to see what the middle-aged female ghost looked like when she showed her real body.

This middle-aged female ghost obviously has a love for beauty, otherwise she can't help but come to see me as she was when she died.

Well! The makeup is okay, but the blood on the side of the mouth looks like ketchup.

Alas?

I don't have half a head, ** it's actually mixed with dirt, buried it, and it's quite infiltrating to the blood hula.

The eyeballs are not broken.

It's in the nostrils!

Okay, there is progress.

Missing arms and legs, full of flesh and blood, and a bit of white bones, the arrangement is clear.

Roughly judged, it should have died in a car accident!

This tragic appearance can't be crushed by a big truck......