"Bang dang!"

I haven't continued to understand more with Mr. Xin, Brother Xu and Lin Kongyang got into the car from the left and right doors.

"What's wrong?"

Brother Xu sat in the back seat, and saw that the atmosphere between the two of us was a little weird, so he poked his head out between the driver and the co-pilot, and glanced at the two of us left and right and said.

"It's fine."

I was amazed that he vomited blood from the fight, and his glasses were still firmly stuck on the bridge of his nose, which was of such good quality, but it was not comparable to the 35 yuan stall I bought.

"Let's drive away, and send us back."

Brother Xu retracted his body and leaned on the back cushion of the seat, shook his hand and rolled down the window to look at the scenery outside, and said casually.

"Wait! Let me fasten my seatbelt first! ”

I took advantage of Mr. Xin's failure to start, and I fastened my seat belt and grabbed the armrest on the car window, sat up straight and said.

Mr. Xin smiled helplessly and didn't speak, started the engine, turned the car around, and drove towards the road.

The car drove very smoothly this time, and it took half an hour for us to return to the door of the shop.

I unbuckled my seat belt and opened the door and got out of the car with Brother Xu.

"Let's go, Old Wei!"

Qi Yuxin sat in the car and said to the two of us.

"Ma Yodi, let's go! Don't look for me if you have nothing to do in the future, let me live in peace for two days. ”

Brother Xu waved his hand and signaled Mr. Xin to disappear in front of his eyes.

"Hehehe......"

Mr. Xin watched the two of us close the car door, and drove Lin Kongyang to the next destination with one foot of the accelerator.

"Go back to sleep!"

I was very excited, and I didn't feel a little sleepy, but it was impossible to go to work, and sleeping with Brother Erman in my arms was the king.

"What about thinking? What time is it? I'll go into the house and put up the white lantern, and wait until 8 a.m. for you to get off work. ”

Wei Laokeng seamlessly switched to Wei Pao skin, and he didn't care about my young body.

"Okay, what are you talking about!" I didn't refute him, and I was a little reluctant to open the door and go into the house to find the white lantern.

There was no light in the house, and after I entered the house, I saw my sister-in-law sitting in the front desk, the computer screen was adjusted to eye protection mode, the faint green light was reflected on her face, her eyes were blank as if she was looking at the computer, her left hand was back with her shawl short hair, her right hand was under the table and stroking something, and there were three black human figures standing behind her. For a moment, it was not my sister-in-law in front of my senses, and I had goosebumps all over my body.

I pointed my finger at the three phantoms behind her, and said nervously, "Sister-in-law...... Sister-in-law ......"

"Squeak...... Squeak ......"

In the grotesque atmosphere, there was a sudden sound of a wooden rocking chair shaking.

"Meow!"

Suddenly, a cat meow was desolate and tactful, as if someone had broken its neck alive, and the last cry for help was made when it was about to die.

"Lang is in the heart, and the concubine is in the broken intestines."

Someone in the computer stereo is singing the Cantonese opera "The Balcony Club"

The sound is...... The male protagonist of the childhood nightmare "The Old Corpse of the Mountain Village" went to the village to find the truth of the matter, and encountered the sound of Chu Renmei's ghost singing.

"Hey, hey, hey......"

The sister-in-law looked up and smiled evilly, and the two small dimples didn't look so cute at this time.

The three figures behind me pounced on me along with my sister-in-law's laughter.

"Ahh

I sat on the ground in fright, closed my eyes and waved my hands in front of me.

“CNM！ CNM！ Dude! Help!"

In my heart, I have always adhered to the idea of asking my eldest brother to save my life if something happens.

"Huh? What's wrong? ”

Brother Xu, who was about to hang a lantern for me outside the door, listened to my call for help, pushed the door into the house, and saw me sitting on the ground and about to be incontinent.

Brother Xu didn't save me immediately, but walked to the front desk and pressed the chandelier switch.

When there was light, everything in the room returned to normal. It's just that there is still a faint green light on the sister-in-law's face, and the three black shadows behind her disappear without a trace.

Brother Xu walked up to his sister-in-law and touched her head and said, "What movie are you watching?" ”

"Huh? You're back, I see the old corpse in the mountain village. ”

My sister-in-law finally found out that we had returned to the store.

"Just watch it, don't let your ghost fairy come out and watch it together! Look at the scared brother, so hanging in the pocket of his diaper. Brother Xu covered his face helplessly and complained.

My sister-in-law looked at me who fell to the ground in a panic, and her crotch was a little wet, and her little face was red and she was a little embarrassed and said, "Oh, Mom, I'm going to be terrible next time, brother, get up quickly, the cold hemorrhoids on the ground are freezing you." ”

"It's okay...... It's okay, I didn't pee my pants! Don't talk nonsense, I was worried about my sister-in-law's safety just now, if it weren't for the fact that I didn't have a character in my pocket, I would have to do it with those three things just now. ”

I tried my best to explain my awkward situation, but luckily I hadn't drunk much water tonight, otherwise I would have lost my hair and obviously felt like two drops of urine had dripped out.

"What did you meow just now?"

When I got up, I carefully recalled the sound of the cat meow that seemed familiar.

"Meow~Meow~Meow~"

Brother Erman owes a fox head from his sister-in-law's lap, with a mocking smile and a cat barking three times.

His grandmother's, sure enough, it's you!

I looked around and picked up the round chairs and benches for the guests to rest, and Zhang Fei was going to knock on Brother Erman's brain.

"Pee your pants, pee your pants."

Brother Erman jumped off his sister-in-law's thigh, threw his big ass with four paws, jumped out of the front desk, circled around me, and mocked and annoyed as he ran.

"Mom sells batches! Mom sells batches! ”

I kept smashing the chair towards the place where Brother Erman was staying.

It's a pity that I, an ordinary person, can beat a vixen who has been cultivating for hundreds of years.

Seeing that the chair was about to be smashed, I panted and stopped throwing the chair on the ground, pinched my waist with both hands and said, "Hu Erman!" You're awesome! ”

"Wetting pants ~ wetting pants~"

Brother Erman squatted on a table, and his mouth still didn't stop laughing at me.

"You two don't make trouble, go hang up the lanterns, do business, I'll go back to sleep."

Xu Ge pulled his sister-in-law's hand, and the two couldn't wait to go to the second floor.

"Cut! Xiu Eun loves to die fast. ”

I saw them go upstairs, withdrew their envious gaze, and went to the front desk to get the white lantern.

"You're jealous! Jealousy makes you ugly. ”

Brother Erman's small mouth thief JB can speak.

"Hold back, I'm ugly."

I accosted him and went out to hang the lantern.

To be honest, I wore a little little clothes, the breeze blew a little cold, hung up the lantern, opened the door of the store, I went back to the house and picked up the two brothers who were not in agreement with each other and walked back to the front desk.

Wait for the "customer" above, and by the way, reopen the movie that my sister-in-law didn't finish watching and press the pause.

"Oh!"

It doesn't matter if you don't open it, as soon as you open a miserable painting with smoky makeup, but a dark circle, square face, and blood at the corners of the mouth, a male grimace suddenly appeared on the computer screen.

In the movie, the male protagonist screamed in fright, and I scolded angrily at the same time, and quickly closed the web page.

Dude, how can I be scared of a horror movie if I just killed a ghost? It's all an illusion!

Again, I didn't pee my pants!