I took a cigarette in my mouth and began to pull something out from under the table: "Come on, tonight is the first battle of the mentally retarded Lihe, let's make a reputation!"

"It's really dripping, why don't I hear this name." Brother Erman jumped off the table and stood aside writhing without helping me.

I took a puff of my cigarette and pulled the plastic bag out: "What's awkward, are we the most mentally retarded in this store?" You have to be honest, after all, you just admitted it yourself. ”

"It's mentally retarded, but I'm second, and you shoot first." Brother Erman reluctantly admitted the name of this group, and helped me push the plastic bag in the back.

I want to make Brother Erman satisfied: "Okay, okay, you are the second, I am the first."

"Hey, hey, hey......" Brother Erman heard me say this, and pushed the plastic bag more energetically.

The two of us took out the plastic bag out of the store, walked to the nearby intersection, first put the roast chicken and blood sausage according to the regular triangle structure, the blood sausage is on the top, the roast chicken is on both sides, take out the three incense sticks that were stolen in the bedroom of the hall before, burn them with cigarettes and insert them on the blood sausage and the two roast chickens respectively.

I also arranged the three sea bowls according to the inverted triangle, placed them behind the roast chicken, poured half of the chicken blood into the two sea bowls on both sides, leaving an empty sea bowl in front of my feet, and three pairs of chopsticks in the middle of the three sea bowls.

I finally held the plucked raw chicken in my left hand, half-squatted down and put my right index finger in front of Erman's eyes, and Ermange tacitly used his sharp fingernails to cut the surface skin of my index finger.

Cutting my fingers, Brother Erman retreated to hide his figure under the telephone pole nearly a few dozen meters away.

After bleeding, first drop a drop of blood on the roast chicken and blood sausage, then insert the index finger into two sea bowls containing chicken blood one by one, and the mixed half finger is stained with chicken blood and then withdrawn.

The left hand is held flat for the raw chicken, and the fingers of the right hand begin to write the word "" on the belly of the chicken.

After the words were written, I put the raw chicken in the middle of the three sea bowls, picked up the chopsticks on the top of the sea bowl without chicken blood, and began to knock on the edge of the bowl regularly. If you have the fate to come and want to meet, you will hold hands in front of the palace of Hades. Take the hand and scatter the hand, I have no fate with the fairy family, I have no fate to hear about it, I hope the fairy family will talk to me about the world. Knowing that there is cause and effect in this matter, I intend to double the cause and effect, double it, quadruple it, and turn it to the fairy family with a smile......"

Luckily, there aren't too many lonely ghosts around here right now, otherwise I wouldn't know how much dirt I'd have to attract with this act of dying.

There was no response the first time, I changed to a tune similar to Rat Noble and continued to rap the second time, but unfortunately the second time still had no effect, I was a little depressed, and the fat man couldn't squat, so I changed my legs, looked down and didn't look at anything, more freewheeling, and couldn't forget to knock the third time.

"Knowing that there is cause and effect in this matter, I intend to turn the cause and effect over......"

The third time was about to come to the end, I saw a pair of hands, this hand is no different from ordinary human hands, but the slender white and tender fingers are absolutely qualified to be a hand touch, in which the left hand is pressed on the body of the roast chicken, the right hand seems to have a lot of hatred, ruthlessly tearing off a chicken leg, it is estimated that if the roast chicken becomes a live chicken, the result is the same.

it! I secretly screamed in my heart that it was not good, but Brother Erman told me that no matter what changes occur during the recitation of the words, don't stop knocking on the bowl and speaking, and you must finish reading all the words before you can talk to the things you invited.

This is the same as singing a big opera, you can't stop after opening your voice, you can listen to guests from all directions, mortals on one side, and ghosts and gods on all directions.

No one knows if it will upset other things.

"Turn to the fairy house and smile."

I forcibly held my mouth in fear and did not pout, and after reading the last sentence of Baba, all the four chicken legs of the two roast chickens were removed, and the chicken bones were thrown aside on the clean and tidy ground.

Cut, really uneducated, littering everywhere.

"Junior, I'm so offended." I didn't raise my head to apologize first, then changed my tone, lowered my head and scolded without fear: "I don't know if you killed innocents a few days ago, today the junior invited you here just to talk to you, these streets should be considered to be managed by my old Wei family!" If you cut off my wealth like this, you have to make some inches!"

"You Eight Treasure Arhats, you are so powerful, you dare to talk to me like this." The voice that spoke was the boy from yesterday, and sure enough, I was right.

Since it was a negotiation, I had to show a little momentum, so I opened my mouth with a brain pump: "Mushroom, where are you?" What price?! ”

"Liuding Liujia Huang Jiajun, take this treasure to cultivate the Tao."

I lowered my head and pondered for a while and said, "The official name and country number are listed, who is the surname?"

"The surname is Huang, and the name is Jinbao."

Yo he, this is telling me the name, it's a fool!

I took advantage of the victory to pursue: "You don't save a little bit of brightness, Huang Dianqing, don't come in the future, you don't mess with me, I won't recruit you, let's make a fortune in silence."

"I didn't hurt the Manchu of the Six Roads, and I didn't bring disaster, why did you, the Eight Treasure Arhats, obstruct me?"

it! What does he mean by what he said, why don't I understand it, the professional black words that I used to have nothing to write down on the Internet in my head are not enough, so I simply bowed my head and asked in Mandarin: "Are those ghosts really innocent?" The old customers of my shop, at least four or five of them are scattered in your hands, have they done anything bad? ”

"You Eight Treasures Arhat, call me here, you don't have a grass roll and two hala gas, and you don't ask me about the specifications and etiquette, let me give you a face with the whole four phoenix legs, you are using the two halves as a punching bag, nothing to deflate and play, if I don't fight the horse back to the mountain today, what can you do with me?"

As soon as I heard his excited tone, I knew that today's matter must not be good, so I raised my head and chose to look at him: "Then the two of us are settled."

"When I was cultivating in Hutou Mountain, you didn't know where to pee and play with mud!"

I looked up and finally saw what he looked like, about twenty years old, wearing bronze square-framed eyes, his face was slightly cross-fleshed, to the point that he looked very kind and kind, and there seemed to be a highly educated arrogance between his eyebrows, and at the moment he was squatting like me, even if he was squatting, his palms were still on his knees, his expression was heavy, and because of what I said, I was provoked, so there was a violent wheezing sound, the same as going to the toilet and being constipated.

But what is different is that there is a "person" lying on his back, with a figure of one meter five and a half, and his legs are in the air.

This man has sharp teeth and sharp mouth, and his thin face looks extremely bitter, and his oval eyes are bright and treacherous, lying on the man's back, controlling the man's every move.

If I was negotiating with a man just now, it would be better to say that I was negotiating with him, and all the words came from him, but they were just borrowed from a man's body, and the man's original soul was oppressed and could only be confined to a corner of his body, unable to move, and oppressed to death.

"Finally, I'm asking you, are you going to disperse?"

Under his gaze, I boldly and decisively took out my wallet, pinched a yang talisman with my sword and pointed it at him, and asked threateningly.

"No, what can you do?"

The man and the "person" behind him spoke at the same time, and the accent at this time was more like the accent of the older generation of Northeast people, and the flavor of the big ballast and the tone were very strong.

"What can I do? I can you! ”