Brother Erman licked his paws and lazily instructed me: "Straighten your arms a little more, yes, just like this, to sense the power between heaven and earth."

"Whew~"

I set up this strange action, secretly hating that my legs were too thick, and the action of the golden rooster was independent and made my legs tremble, but I still persevered.

Trying to keep my thighs from shaking, I closed my eyes to sense the power of heaven and earth.

This kind of celestial induction, in fact, is difficult at the beginning, when you have the first success, the second time will be a lot easier, wait until the third time, the fourth time will be more proficient, the same is true of the induction I usually practice, so this time it is a lot easier, and gradually go to YY The power of stardust flies from outside the store into the store, into my body.

From scratch, sensing the changes in the mysteries, using the power of the hundred ghost seals to promote my greatest potential, when I closed my eyes and seemed to be able to see the stardust in my eyes, I knew that I had succeeded again.

The phantom shadows of four or five stars floated behind me, flickering and shimmering, displayed in an orderly manner, and finally the power contained in them turned into a little spark and melted into my body to be absorbed by the Hundred Ghost Seal.

I was happily immersed in it and couldn't extricate myself, and my mouth unconsciously began to chant with the picture of memory: "Dao, but Dao, not Hengdao." The name can be named, and the name is not constant. None, the beginning of the world. Yes, the mother of all things. Therefore, there is often no desire to observe it. There is always a desire to see the ......"

The body stretched freely with the words I read, and the hands changed from the heart to the wings of the Roc, and the golden rooster independently became an upside-down golden hook, and I began to dance as I wished, without any rules, sometimes imitating the space step, sometimes trying to tiptoe out of the swan step, and the most fucking bizarre thing was that there were two flower hands.

When the stars faded, I was reluctant to open my eyes, stop my body movements, and stand straight in a military posture, my heart empty, not knowing what to do next.

“yes!”

Brother Erman suddenly shouted and called me back to the real world, so as to get rid of that unrealistic ethereal feeling, it is estimated that if it lasts for another three minutes, I feel that I can achieve daylight ascension, and if I don't die, I have to go crazy, and my existence is not what I can control now.

"What's wrong?"

I turned around and asked the happy Erman with blank eyes.

Brother Erman saved the video recorded by his mobile phone, and while looking for the cluttered software in his mobile phone screen, he smiled madly and said to me: "Hey, hey, hey...... I'm going to put your video on the D sound that has been very popular recently, it will definitely be popular, and the society will shake with the swan dance, brother, you are so amazing!"

"Ouch! You give me your phone!"

I frowned.,I feel that something is wrong.,Although I haven't used the D sound.,But I've also said this big name.,It's a software that has only recently become popular in the Northeast.,The traffic is quite large.。 So immediately pounced in front of him and snatched the phone.

"Slightly slightly ~ don't give! Don't give!"

Brother Erman sticks out his tongue mischievously, jumps off the table with a dodge, and finally finds the software, and sends the video while dodging me.

Unexpectedly, my brother danced for the first time, and was actually filmed by a fox, and he was going to be posted on the Internet by a fox to solicit popularity.

This life is too outrageous!

Am I willing to become an influencer under the hype of a fox? The answer is obvious, no!

But then again, although Brother Erman is fat, no matter how fat he is, let me catch him, can I catch him? The answer is obvious, no!

I was forced to be helpless and in a hurry, I gave up catching him, stretched out a finger and waved it slightly, intending to tempt Brother Erman and said: "One hundred yuan red envelope, delete the video, okay?"

"No, at least two hundred, this video is out, and I make money by making money by eating more than you said." Brother Erman edited the video, but he didn't click the send video button in the software for a long time, jumped to the table and started bargaining with me.

Why!?

A fox is smarter than me, and knows the rules of the Internet and the cost of black-box operations more than I do.

No, if I can make money like this, can I make money by drawing talismans and shooting videos or something, pretending to be a wave of "masters" to make money with rhythm! That's no better than anything!

I had this business opportunity in my head, but I couldn't let others know about it, so I pretended to be angry and continued to shout: "Five hundred!" Couldn't have been more!"

"Six hundred! I don't want any more!" Brother Erman was insatiable and raised the price again.

I spread my hands fearlessly: "Then you can send it."

"Huh?" Brother Erman didn't react for a while, why didn't I say the word deal.

I pulled out the chair in the table, sat down on the back of the five horse guns, and crossed Erlang's legs: "You send it, whatever you want, you can send it as you want, if you can't connect with me, I'll forward it to you in the space, and the title is called: Shock!" Big fat lad can actually dance social shake! ”

"Brother, your image will be ruined if you send it!" Brother Erman finally showed his feet, he must have wanted to blackmail me money and buy the long-desired mechanical keyboard, after all, the price of that mechanical keyboard is 699.

"Cut, destroy, destroy, as if I have some glorious image." I got up indifferently, walked to the front desk, and leaned over to look at the time on the computer screen: "! It's twelve o'clock in five minutes! ”

"That's right, you practiced for more than two hours, and I waited for more than two hours to capture it!" Brother Erman looked at me expectantly, and I would pay for him because of his hard work.

I rubbed his head with my hand: "Buy it for you, wait for me to pay again, you are looking for a mouse with an okay price, let's make up a thousand."

I must be good to my partner who depends on me on weekdays, anyway, I am alone now, and I don't have much place to use money, and Brother Xu still has my 10,000 yuan in his pocket.

"You hang the lantern first." Seeing that I promised to buy him a keyboard, Brother Erman's cheerful waist and tail made his eyes look at me a lot kinder, and kindly reminded me that it was time to hang the lantern.

I took out the lantern from the front desk and walked out, hung the lantern and plugged it in, the time was exactly twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, because of the big brother, I hung the lantern, the surrounding magnetic field still did not change, very clean.

"Alas! This world is really peaceful, and people's hearts are not ancient! It's hard to be a ghost! I walked into the house with a sigh behind my back, and asked Brother Erman, "When are we going to act?" I can't wait!"

Brother Erman attaches great importance to this matter: "Before the action, we have to give our group a resounding name, and we will also have a name for doing big things in the future."

Think about it carefully, the ancients also paid attention to what they did, they had to be famous, no matter what was good or bad, they had to find a reason before doing it, otherwise they would be embarrassed to start, for example, a group of bandits had to call themselves thirty-six Tiangang and seventy-two earthly evil.

So I agreed, "What's the name?" How many years did I die? ”

"It's too low, this can't work, let's call the fox fairy and his male pet." Brother Erman was even more unobtrusive and said that he was very satisfied.

"Go, go, you even more, why don't you call the handsome guy and his big fat stupid fox?" I scratched my head and thought about the idea of denying Brother Erman, and then I thought of a good name: "If it doesn't work, let's call it the mentally retarded Lihe!"

"You're the marshmallow in my heart, sweet dreams?" Brother Erman may have listened to me.

I shook my head: "It's mentally retarded Lihe, not the supreme Lihe, you don't care, this name is good, you can attract attention when you hear it."

Brother Erman, who heard my name clearly, stood up and protested: "WD."

MD! You're mentally retarded! How could a mentally retarded fox like me be as smart as you. ”

I squatted down and began to take out the items I had prepared in advance: "Look at it, I've admitted it, don't say it, just call it this, we're both stupid anyway."

“wd

MD! Okay. Brother Erman was a little sick and lay down, unspeakably depressed, he actually became mentally retarded, and he was no longer the smart, witty and cute little fox he was when he was a child.

Since then, the mentally handicapped Lihe group has officially debuted.