Chapter 191: Waiting for a Thousand Years
Yu Xiaohuan didn't even have a friend in this high-walled palace, and the palace maids and eunuchs around her were also respectful to her, and she didn't dare to say a word of superfluity, the only thing she could talk about was the Yan'er and Que'er she brought in from Xiangguo's Mansion. But Yan'er and Que'er are maidservants after all, and there is nothing to hide from her, so there is nothing new to say.
In the palace compound, she can go shopping, and those who can't go shopping don't dare to move her mind, and she can't make her life difficult because of a moment of playfulness.
She suddenly found that the only pleasure she had in the cage of this palace wall was to fight wits and courage with the emperor. But since she refused to be a concubine in the Imperial Garden, the emperor Lao'er has not come to her for a few days, and she is really arrogant.
Thinking that the methods she thought of to deal with it were suddenly useless, Yu Xiaohuan felt a pity in her heart.
The palace maids and eunuchs who were waiting were worried that their masters would fall out of favor, so they were in a hurry, but they didn't dare to say anything, so they had to ask Yan'er and Que'er about it. Yan'er and Qi'er understood what they meant, and they also began to have some side knocks on Yu Xiaohuan, in short, since they have entered the palace, they should do what they should do in this capacity, the emperor is the son of heaven, don't always make people unhappy or something.
Yu Xiaohuan thought about it, too, she has always been able to bend and stretch, not to mention that she is under the Five Finger Mountain of the Ninety-Five Honor, so don't do it too much, make amends.
However, if the emperor doesn't come to see her, how can she compensate for this crime?
She thought about it, gritted her teeth, and ran to the emperor's Funing Palace.
On the way, she thought that if the emperor didn't see her, she would sing "Wait for a Thousand Years" outside the palace.
When she arrived outside the Funing Palace, the emperor Lao'er really didn't see her, but she didn't dare to sing "Waiting for a Thousand Years", thinking of such lyrics in this conservative era...... In case others demanded that she be punished, the emperor Lao'er would not be able to protect her, so she had to go back in a huff.
Funing Hall can't sing, but her little palace can, she sang in her own courtyard, not only singing, but also acting the legend of the White Lady.
As a result, two days later, the palace was spreading that "Qing Wanrong is crazy". Of course, these words also reached the ears of the Ninety-Five.
When the emperor Lao'er came in a hurry, Yu Xiaohuan just sang: "Wait for a thousand years, wait for a ......" and then suddenly "ah" can't go down.
The emperor Lao'er looked serious: "Why don't you sing?" ”
Yu Xiaohuan was pitiful: "My voice is hoarse." ”
Emperor Lao'er continued to speak coldly: "It turns out that you are not crazy! ”
Yu Xiaohuan continued to pretend to be pitiful: "The emperor is here, and the concubine will be fine." ”
"Concubine? Aren't you a child? The emperor raised his chin arrogantly and stopped looking at her.
Yu Xiaohuan felt in her heart: Tut-tut, this old man is so jealous, and he can't lose his anger after remembering the words of the slip of the tongue for a few days! I really don't know how the three thousand beauties in the harem can stand him.
Seeing that she didn't answer for a long time, the emperor glanced at her and said, "Isn't your mouth very powerful, why don't you speak?" ”
Yu Xiaohuan thought to herself: Did you get up in the morning and eat explosives, your temper is so impulsive, no wonder you get old fast! On the surface, he replied weakly: "I'll pour you a cup of tea!" With that, he ran into the house.
The emperor quietly followed, but saw her pour a cup of tea and drank it by herself.
The emperor Lao'er coughed deliberately and said, "Ahem, where is my tea?" ”
When Yu Xiaohuan heard the emperor's voice, he was startled, his throat choked, and he immediately squirted out a mouthful of tea.
She coughed desperately for a while and couldn't stop, first, her throat was really choked, and second, she was hit by the emperor, frightened, and she didn't know what to do when she stopped anyway, so she continued to cough.
The emperor finally couldn't stand it, so he came over and patted her on the back gently, still angry while patting.
Yu Xiaohuan accepted it when she saw it, and she didn't cough obediently, pretending to be the credit of the emperor's old man patting her on the back.
Yan'er brought freshly brewed tea and snacks, and Emperor Lao'er's face softened slightly, and asked, "I heard that you came to Funing Hall two days ago." ”
Yu Xiaohuan complained in her heart: I know you haven't seen me yet! On the surface, he stubbornly said: "I happened to be passing by!" ”
"Oh." Emperor Lao'er's face suddenly turned cold again, and his voice lost interest.
Yu Xiaohuan added: "Then I want to sing a song to you." ”
Emperor: "Then why don't you sing?" ”
Yu Xiaohuan: "Don't dare." ”
Emperor: "There are still things you don't dare." ”
Yu Xiaohuan thought to herself: There are too many. But he said, "I don't dare to make trouble for you!" ”
Emperor: "Why the trouble?" ”
Yu Xiaohuan looked reasonable: "If the other concubines think that the concubines are going to the Funing Palace to attract your attention, they will follow suit, then the palace rules will be gone, and you will be troubled." If someone else uses the topic to play and says that I have violated the palace rules and wants to deal with me, then will you help me or not, and if you violate the palace rules, you will not help ......"
"How about not helping?" The emperor asked.
Yu Xiaohuan lowered his head and said, "I'm afraid I'm distressed!" ”
The emperor was angry and annoyed, "You still know ...... loss"
How could Yu Xiaohuan not know what the emperor meant, but you know my intentions, but you still treat me like this...... But she didn't want to pierce this screen, so she immediately stood up and interrupted: "Since the emperor is here, I'll sing it to you now!" Waiting for a thousand years......"
She sang and danced, maybe she was a little too carried away, her feet slipped, and she suddenly threw herself into the arms of the emperor.
Yu Xiaohuan looked at the emperor's affectionate eyes, and thought: It's broken, it's broken, and it can't be washed away by jumping off the Yellow River this time.
Before Emperor Lao'er was about to make further moves, Yu Xiaohuan suddenly reached out and touched Emperor Lao'er's beard, pretending to be stupid and said: "When I was a child, I often grabbed my father's beard to play, and lied to him that he had a white beard and wanted to help him pull it out." He bared his teeth in pain, but he didn't get angry, and let me mess around......"
Emperor Lao'er realized that Yu Xiaohuan compared him, the emperor, with Liang Xiangguo, and treated him as an elder! was annoyed, so angry that he pushed Yu Xiaohuan away.
Yu Xiaohuan had been prepared for a long time and slipped away, so that he was not too embarrassed. She stood firm and scolded in her heart: She is old, and her strength is still so great!
When the emperor saw her little conspiracy, he was angry and said angrily: "I, I will punish you!" ”
Yu Xiaohuan obediently lowered her head and thought: Sure enough, accompanying the king is like accompanying the tiger, next time I will never please him again, let him be cold!
The emperor paced two steps, but before he saw her begging for mercy, he glanced at her secretly, without fear or remorse. finally understood, she couldn't wait to be estranged from him, the emperor! So he put his hands behind his back, approached Yu Xiaohuan's ear and said, "You want me to alienate you, I don't!" I will decree that I will make you a concubine tomorrow, and I will hold a grand celebration ceremony to make you my concubine in style! ”
The emperor said goodbye and walked away, leaving Yu Xiaohuan alone in place.