Chapter Seventy-Seven: I'm the Most Beautiful Boy on the Street (3)
What is this man most afraid of when he lives?
It's okay to be idle, and I'm full of food.
I'm definitely not fed up, but I'm idle, the short period of calm makes me a little uncomfortable, I don't know when I like to hover more like the life between life and death, I don't want to have some big events all the time, let me solve it, although three people have died in front of me.
"Brother Xu seems to have lost his fighting spirit." I went back to the bedroom and sat on the bed, hugged my arms and complained to Brother Erman, who was stabbing at the computer.
Brother Erman connected the mouse cable and wanted to have a daily LOL, so he didn't want to take care of me: "If you lose it, you lose it."
"We're young people! We've got to show our fighting spirit! Can't live up to the brand of the No. 1 supernatural milk tea shop in H City! "Early in the morning, I was like a chicken, crazy with rhythm.
Brother Erman's activity paw entered his account password, stared at the computer screen without squinting and said, "Then what do you want to do?" Hard work! ”
"I guess that big brother will have to show up in two days, and if he does, let's stick in and let him know what it means to be beaten by people in society." I snapped up the screen of Erman's laptop, and my eyes met his fox eyes, trying to send a message that we were going to die together.
Brother Erman helplessly spread the mouse: "WD."
Brother, have you taken the wrong medicine lately!? If you're really bored, you go to practice, draw two more talismans, and we'll sleep for a while. ”
"Combining work and rest, I already have more than 30 talismans in my wallet, today I will give myself a vacation, let's study this matter carefully." The more I talked, the more energetic I became, grabbed Brother Erman's claws, and didn't let go: "Brother Erman~ I'll drop Brother Erman~ You can help your young and lovely brother~ My brother really likes you~ If you don't help me~ I'll commit suicide~ Climb your window every night to scare you~"
"Yo, that's a good feeling! Do you see the Dragon Tower for you? That piece is high, jump down and designate to fall to your death. "When Brother Erman heard that I was going to commit suicide, his godless eyes lit up instantly, and he hurriedly gave me a trick to die quickly.
I threw him aside from his paws, pretending to be pitiful and tearful, and said, "Why are you like this? Don't you love me anymore! Do you have a fox out there!? I knew that I was old and decrepit, and I was no longer attractive to you, but I didn't think you were such a fox, I wanted to expose you and let the foxes of the world know that you are a scumbag fox who has been abandoned from the beginning to the end and has no mercy! ”
"What is this? Brother, do you miss your years in Hollywood again, can you stop acting? Brother Erman wagged his tail, withdrew his paws to support his big fat face, and looked at me with disgust.
I didn't want to let go of this opportunity, and said in a sneering tone: "I don't ~ I don't ~ people just want to snatch their reputation back, Brother Xu doesn't help me, you can't help me!"
"Okay, okay, such a big person, and still learn from other people's little girls to sell cute, evil is not disgusting, I can help you, I will help you, I will help you." Brother Erman was disgusted by me, and finally let go and agreed to help me.
I pouted contentedly and said, "Then you have to think of a way, and if you have a plan, we will act tonight."
"Based on the foul smell I smelled in my nose last night, I determined that it was a yellow fairy, so we can buy a roast chicken tonight and play a trick to catch it!" A sinister smile appeared on Brother Erman's face.
The old fox is the old fox, I don't know what to do next, people have thought about it, I have to admire, I then asked: "How to implement it?"
"You do it first...... Again...... Then ...... "Brother Erman crawled into my ear and began to whisper his plan.
"Hey, hey, hey......"
After listening to his plan, I will smile and feel confident in my heart.
I didn't have breakfast, let alone practice, I watched the short video on my mobile phone until about 12 o'clock at noon, and after there was no movement outside the door, I got dressed, and quietly pushed the door open and walked out of the bedroom, seeing that Brother Xu's bedroom door was closed, I put my mind down and went downstairs, ready to go out for a big shopping.
When I came to a small market nearby, I first picked a place to buy cooked food, bought a slug blood sausage and two roast chickens, bought three sea bowls and three pairs of chopsticks on a blanket that sold dishes and chopsticks, bought a faceless man's mask from a vendor at the end of the street, and finally bought a freshly killed chicken and some chicken blood in the market.
I returned with a full load of things, and quietly buried the things in the front desk to avoid Brother Xu from discovering my small movements, anyway, how long did he not come down, and it was like the leader of the countryside to investigate, and look at the "face work".
After these things are arranged, I go upstairs to prepare to sleep in my arms, recuperate and prepare for the second half of the night, and block my way to get money, which must not be presented by the other party.
When Erman saw me come back, he picked a flying eye ambiguously, and I also ambiguously replied with a flying eye, and the two of us tacitly began to sleep.
When night falls, if you have opened the eye of the sky, you will find that this street plus the four streets before and after, left and right, whether it is the aura or the magnetic field, are much cleaner than other places, and you will feel that your heart is open, and even can simply dispel the haze in people's hearts, which is the result of my opponent's hard work for a week.
It doesn't matter if it's good or bad, a group of dead people.
Brother Xu and sister-in-law at the dinner table were as usual, without too much communication, eating silently, only the two of them would have one action, that is, they glanced at me from time to time, and it was the eyes of the spicy species that guessed my inner thoughts.
I looked up and pretended not to know anything and asked the two of them, "Why do you two keep looking at me?" I don't have any flowers on my face! ”
"It's okay, I just feel like you're suddenly handsome tonight." Brother Xu chewed the rice and glanced at me perfunctorily.
I sandwiched a piece of scrambled eggs: "That's a must!" When did your brother stop being handsome, how many people were clamoring to deal with me. ”
"You say that ghosts are arguing with you, and I believe it, because you are delicious in their eyes. Forget it, people, beasts and beauties can only appear in fairy tales. "Brother Xu's simple single sentence made me angry.
TM's! Who to look down on? You wait for me to lose weight, and you'll see if I can find a partner.
I silently scolded Brother Xu in my heart, bowed my head and ate violently, and after eating, I dropped my rice bowl and ran away with Brother Erman, I was angry, I couldn't brush anything in this bowl today.
Hang the red lantern, continue to have no business, I am bored rubbing the fox's head, yawning and watching domestic horror movies, the plot does not need to guess, in the end it is either a dream or a mental illness, the ghost can only exist in people's minds in the past two years, and there is one more to sigh, a certain general electricity bureau is much more powerful than our professional ghost catchers, a knife down, that dare to become a fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China?
"Sharpen the scissors! Kitchen knives! ”
The time reached half past nine, just when I was thinking about whether to sleep, there was a middle-aged male voice outside the door, the whole two sentences are all high and slightly unique singing, and some male duck voice, most of the Northeast people, when they were young, whether they lived in a building or a bungalow, they must have heard it.
"Huh?"
I was surprised to hear the shouting, how could there be a sharpening of kitchen knives at such a time of time? When does this profession also choose to come out to work at night?
I wondered why something was wrong, and while I was thinking, the shouting outside the door was getting closer and closer, and the last man in his early thirties stepped into the store and said to me very politely, "Do you need a kitchen knife?"