I saw that the person who came could be more than one meter eight meters tall, dressed ordinarily, with a blue jacket and a black jeans, the eyebrows of the sword eyebrows would be wrinkled when he spoke, the nose was straight and the mouth was square, the big ears of Maitreya Buddha, the corners of the mouth were upturned as if he had been smiling, and he took out a polished household kitchen knife from the white crossbody bag he straddled, and the kitchen knife was nothing special, but it was very sharp, and it was not a problem to chop vegetables and cut meat.

"How much does it cost?" I asked politely, the kitchen knife is good, the kitchen knife commonly used by Brother Xu in the kitchen is a little blunt, if it is not too expensive, it can be bought just for Brother Xu to cook.

The man smiled and said, "I'll give you this kitchen knife on credit."

"Why do you want to give me credit?" I asked rhetorically, I've heard of someone eating on credit these years, but I've never heard of anyone taking kitchen knives on credit!

The man straightened his waist and said mysteriously: "This knife is on credit to you, when your soul returns to the underworld and reappears in the Yang world, when your brother is separated, and when you reach Yangshou less than three fingers, I will take back the money for this kitchen knife."

"What do you mean?" I was about to get up and reach for the kitchen knife, but when I heard what he said, I withdrew my hand and put on a posture, not daring to act rashly.

Brother Erman on the side looked at me: "Brother, you can take it."

"Huh?" I subconsciously chose to believe Brother Erman's words, walked out of the front desk and took the kitchen knife in the man's hand.

The man still kept a smile and said: "Remember, when your soul returns to the underworld and reappears in the yang world, when your brother is separated from friends, and when your yang life is less than three fingers, I will come to recover the money for this kitchen knife."

After speaking, the man strode with a cross-body bag, not giving me any chance to ask questions at all, and shouted the slogan of his own time and walked out of the bubble tea shop.

When I came to my senses and chased out the door with a kitchen knife, but there was no sign of him on the street, I helplessly shouted to the empty street: "Big brother! You really can't, leave a WeChat account! what a

e you wechat!"

"Why is this man babbling?" Seeing that no one responded to me, I stopped talking to myself and walked back to the store with a kitchen knife, and asked Brother Erman, who had a relatively deep amount of knowledge: "If there is no business on this day, forget it, why is there a person who is still chattering?" What do you think he does? Give me a kitchen knife and it's gone!"

Brother Erman looked out of the door with his eyes thoughtfully figuring out the meaning of the few words the man said just now, deliberately hiding the truth, and replied to me relatively perfunctorily: "What do you care about so much, give you a kitchen knife, and then you will get it, and when he comes to the door, he will give him the money for the kitchen knife."

"This knife is very good, my brother doesn't have to scold after cutting meat, just give it to him, anyway, he is reluctant to buy a kitchen knife after deducting and searching." I think every day when Brother Xu cooks dinner, he will say a dirty word for a while, and chop the meat on the cutting board with a kitchen knife, the blade of the kitchen knife is full of gaps, and it is really difficult to use, the main point is that it seriously affects my sleep quality, who can sleep well when listening to the swear words and the sonorous sound of the kitchen knife?

Brother Erman mocked me with a smile: "Yes, yes, you are right, you are out of the circle during the New Year, and I will kill you with this knife."

"I don't hesitate to take care of you, just raise sand when you play!" I'll put the kitchen knife in a drawer and hand it over to Brother Xu tomorrow morning.

This can only be regarded as a small episode tonight, and the main event is to come.

What I mainly care about is to wait until midnight, if I can call the big brother from last night, cross the road, draw a clear line between each other, he will take his path of cultivating immortals, I will guard my milk tea shop, don't affect my business Everything is easy to say, if not, you must do him.

It may be the reason for my diligent practice recently, which has caused me to be quite inflated, and I feel that one section is stronger than the sixth section, what kind of donkey and horse rotten, and the little ghost is not enough for me to do with a yang talisman.

The more I thought about it, the more energetic I became, and took out a yang charm on the spot and drew it, left and right, so imposing.

"Don't be shy, you're flashing your waist for a while." Brother Erman looked at my second force indifferently and complained silently.

I was majestic and said proudly: "No, you can tell me the formation again for a while, I forgot a little."

"Put the delicious food on the table, give the chicken blood mixed with your blood on the roast chicken and raw chicken, and put the incense well, and it's over, it's very simple, after all, your blood is also a big tonic for some wild immortals, and it also has a little yin energy, maybe if people are stupid, they will treat your blood as a ghost, and they will come over if they are stupid." Brother Erman didn't take the big brother of the other guy to heart at all, and casually wanted to play with me, saving me from howling in front of him all day long, after all, it was easy to affect my sleep when I listened to it.

I nodded solemnly, clenched my fists and looked ahead, as if the enemy was in front of me, and said with a bit of bloodthirsty taste: "I will definitely share the male and female with him tonight, let him know that I am the most beautiful boy on this street!"

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Don't you notice that you've changed a little lately, man? "Brother Erman sniffed the smell of my body with his nose and covered his nose like he smelled some foul-smelling garbage.

I looked at his disgusted eyes, thinking that the smell of sweat on his body was heavier if he didn't take a bath, and he smelled his armpits, and there was no smell, so he puzzled: "It hasn't changed, I feel like I'm still the same me!"

"You smell of corpses, but you're not dead! Don't? Is my nose bad? Brother Erman muttered unconsciously.

This sentence came out of his mouth, enough to shock my heart, because some time ago, I was indeed almost killed by the possession of corpse qi, although in the end the corpse qi was absorbed by the hundred ghost seals, but will it leave some hidden dangers?

I pondered it carefully, I don't know why, I don't want to take the initiative to say something, so I diverted the topic and said: "Maybe your nose is the same as my eyes, and you are about to pass the expiration date.

"My parents...... Died early...... A year after I was born...... They were killed by the humans you call hunters, and the skin was cut off and sold as a fox cushion. When Brother Erman heard me talk about his parents, he lowered his head sadly, pouted and said a fact that was difficult for people to accept.

"Uh......" I successfully stepped on the ** again, and quickly held Brother Erman in my arms, coaxing him like coaxing my own child: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I said the wrong thing, Brother Erman, don't be sad, I apologize to you for those people."

Brother Erman smiled in my arms very realistically: "It's okay, I have already seen it, but at that time I had not yet attained the Dao Fruit, and I don't know what they will be reincarnated in the next life, I hope they will not be foxes, be people, it's good to be people."

"By the way, there's something I'd like to ask." Brother Erman was not too sad, I reluctantly put my mind at ease, and by the way, I came up with a question that could skip this sad topic.

Brother Erman licked his lips and said, "You ask, Brother Erman knows a lot."

I saw him in a question-and-answer posture, and said a question that had been bothering me for a long time: "I remember when I used to watch a movie, that scene was a weasel in the wilderness, and when he met the first human he saw, he would speak and ask people, do you think I look like a human or a demon?" Why is that? Tell me about it."

"Before animals become immortals, they need to be sealed by humans, that is, they need to be recognized by the primates of all things, and the demon cultivates to the end, except for those who choose to return to the basics and maintain their animal form, most of them are human bodies, but like the five major families, it is different, you say that he is like a demon, and the hundred-year-old Taoism will be ruined, and it will haunt you, either you can make up enough five immortal families to establish a hall, or you will worship him as a Baojia immortal of your family, and help him re-practice with incense."

"You say that he is like a person, that is the success of cultivation, and it will also pester you, in this case, it is called good karma, as a protector of the family and worship it, he will thank you and bless you at the same time, if you are in good health, when the time is ripe, he will also choose to recruit troops and horses to build a camp."