Chapter Ninety-Three: The Bell Must Be Tied to the Bell (10)
"Smack! Syllable! Smack!"
Don't think too much, the man responded to Hu Yinbao by slapping his mouth madly, and swelled himself on both sides with great force, tears flowed, saliva flew sideways, and he was so buried.
Hu Yinbao has never seen such a battle since she was a child, this thing called tears, in the winter of a few decades ago, her brother was still young and not very smart, because he broke his leg and cried once, and he has not seen it in the next few decades.
Hu Yinbao, who had no idea what to do, walked up to the man, grabbed one of the man's hands with his paws: "Don't fight, don't fight."
"I'm useless...... I'm useless. The man bowed his head and cried, his words were full of dissatisfaction with himself, as if blindness was something that made him feel inferior for the rest of his life.
Hu Yinbao rubbed the man's head and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Okay, okay, don't cry, I'll send you down the mountain, the road is slippery, you play slippery again, the card is confused, but no one will save you anymore."
"Thank you, Fox Fairy!" The man stopped crying and got up with Hu Yinbao's support, and then Hu Yinbao picked up the crutches that had fallen to the side and asked the man to hold it again.
Under the care of Hu Yinbao, the man barely went down the mountain unharmed, near the foot of the mountain, Hu Yinbao found an opportunity and ran away, but he couldn't other humans see his charming figure, otherwise it would affect his own integrity.
"Fox Fairy-sama?" After the man noticed that Hu Yinbao had run away, he called softly, but found that there was no sound to answer him, and put a piece of meatloaf in his arms as a lunch on the ground as a gift to thank Hu Yinbao.
He smiled, walked along the foot of the mountain, smelled the smoke wafting from the village for lunch, and walked towards the entrance of the village step by step.
When the starlight fills the sky, a cave mouth is slightly upward, just enough for the starlight and moonlight to shine into the small cave in the cave.
Hu Yinbao sat on a stone in the cave, holding the piece of meat cake left by the man in her paws, chewing it slowly, eating it with relish, eating only meat and not skin, tearing off the skin and handing it to the weasel sitting on another stone in front of her.
"Why are you picking so much, how can you drop a piece of meat for me?" The weasel also spits out words, eats the dough in his mouth, and stares directly at the meat filling, although he complains, but he has no intention of grabbing it.
Hu Yinbao deliberately put the meat filling in his arms to protect it, and said shyly and cutely: "Brother Jinbao, don't you want to rob my meat!" I haven't eaten meat in a long time. ”
"Eat slowly, eat slowly, don't choke." The weasel said to Hu Yinbao dotingly, and mysteriously took out two White Rabbit toffee wrapped in packaging skin from under his buttocks, and waited for Hu Yinbao to finish eating the meat filling, and then handed her the White Rabbit toffee: "This is the sugar you want, I ran for dozens of miles to buy it from the county seat, but it is expensive, I spent all the money I saved."
"Thank you, Brother Jinbao!" Hu Yinbao looked at the candy, no different from a gluttonous child, his eyes were shining, he didn't care about the oil stains on his paws, he jumped off the stone, took one of the candies, and didn't even open the package, so he put it into his mouth in a hurry.
When the weasel saw Hu Yinbao chewing the white rabbit toffee, he happily jumped in the cave, forgetting for a while that his left leg was almost broken because of stealing sugar.
In these years, it's not a big family, who eats sugar.
"Brother Jinbao, you can eat it too." Hu Yinbao said so, but his body was very honest, and his eyes never took his eyes off the White Rabbit toffee.
When the weasel heard what she said, he pretended to send the White Rabbit toffee to his mouth unhurriedly, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, waiting for Hu Yinbao to make another move.
Sure enough, the weasel deserves to be the goblin who knows his sister best.
Hu Yinbao pouted aggrievedly, swallowed the toffee in his mouth that he was reluctant to swallow, opened his mouth, pointed at his mouth with his paws, indicating that there was nothing, and said coquettishly: "Brother Jinbao, I still want to eat, I haven't eaten enough of a piece, you see that I haven't chewed it, so I swallowed it."
"You really eat ginseng fruit in Zhu Bajie, I don't know what it tastes like." The weasel is quite literate and stumbled Hu Yinbao with a sentence after the break, carefully peeled off the packaging skin in his hand, took a step forward, and sent the candy into Hu Yinbao's mouth: "Chew it twice, I don't know what year it will be next time."
The two goblins did not use any immortal magic to trick people to make money, or to be worshipped. On the contrary, it lives more like a family where both parents are dead, poor and white, and the younger brother shoulders the responsibility of taking care of his younger sister.
Hu Yinbao chewed candy while telling the weasel about the interesting things that happened during the day: "Brother Jinbao, when I went to ask for Fengzheng today, I met a human being, he was stupid, he fell down before I could show up, if I hadn't rescued him, this person would have burned his head for seven in a few days...... He's still blind, he can't see me, he can't give me a correction, do you think God deliberately doesn't want me to be corrected! If I could turn into a human form, I would definitely be a beautiful woman! I also want to be like those fox fairy sisters written in the book, find a scholar to marry, give birth to a lot of beautiful fox babies, and let my son recognize you as a godfather when the time comes. ”
In the past, when the ** immortal was in the mountains, he had not educated the two demons, he had to read more books and newspapers, and understand the changes in the human world through books, which were the ladder of progress on the road of goblins. But there are only a few books in the collection of ** immortals themselves, most of which are about fasting or something.
Hu Yinbao, who has not been going down the mountain, is very longing for love in the human world, and even wants to have a baby with humans, and even wants to be suppressed under the Leifeng Pagoda, anyway, it is similar to the rebellious psychology of normal human adolescence, but his head is a little silly and more simple.
Weasel is different! often goes down the mountain, although most of them go to his sister and cheat delicious food, but he has experienced a lot of human feelings, so his perception of this world is very realistic.
I can't bear to pierce my sister's dream, and I'm afraid that my sister will be fooled, and I can't end up with a good end, so I want to talk to Hu Yinbao, and I don't say it thoroughly: "In the future, go down the mountain, stay away from those human beings, don't look forward to any love, fairy tales are all deceitful, let's avoid those deceptions, cultivate immortals in this mountain, and wait until the day when we can be like our predecessors, step on the four seas and become famous, and then enter the world to taste, now let's cultivate well."
"Okay, Brother Jinbao!" Hu Yinbao readily agreed, with a sweet smile on his face.
The weasel has been living with her all these years, how can she not understand her habits, the more readily she agrees, the more she says that she didn't listen, after all, persuasion is useless, you will understand these crooked intestines after experiencing it once, so she simply stopped persuading her ignorant sister, and sighed: "Alas! Hello do it yourself, just don't hurt your life! ”
"Okay! Brother Jinbao! Hu Jinbao still couldn't help but say yes, his heart had already drifted more than ten miles away, and when the time for Brother Jinbao's cultivation was up, he wanted to secretly go down the mountain to see what that man was doing, a blind man had no one to take care of, and life would be very miserable.
Hu Jinbao is inspired to be an empathetic fairy who saves the people from fire and water, how can he ignore things? Definitely not out of curiosity, yes, absolutely not.
"Cultivate, it's almost time for me to seek righteousness." The weasel sits cross-legged on the stone face, absorbs the stars, the moon and the moonlight, and naturally cultivates.
And Hu Jinbao pretended to be unintentional about practicing.