Chapter 92: The Bell Must Be Tied to the Bell (9)
After Brother Xu finished speaking, while his sister-in-law was not relieved and was not very sober, he secretly lit a cigarette and said to Jin Shiyan, who was sitting on the side: "What about the lighting engineer, hit him with all the light, and put the microphone in his nose during the interview, and say, what do you have to do with this person, let's sleep after speaking."
From the fact that Jin Shiyan opened his mouth to button his eyes, it could be analyzed that he must have an intractable deep hatred with Huang Xian who is now attached to his body, otherwise he can't say the same, after all, eyeballs are important organs in the human body.
Without Brother Xu and his sister-in-law, it is estimated that it will be deducted, but it's not right! Why don't you deduct it before you come? I have to deduct it now.
Could it be ...... He doesn't want to deduct it, it's just that when he is alone, he doesn't have to go down the steps, and he needs someone to hand him the steps, so that he can save his face and not lose his lining because he didn't do it.
Although this immortal family has achieved cultivation, but after all, it is not exempt from vulgarity, living in the red dust, the desire of the red dust will definitely be entangled in him, and sometimes he values it more than ordinary people for face.
The other immortal families of the sister-in-law's family present did not withdraw, but five or six of them got together in a bunch, farting and chatting with each other, there was no posture to leave, and it was not easy to come so many at once, of course, it was necessary to have a good exchange and cultivate the mind, or it was an interesting thing to encounter every day.
Jin Shiyan pondered for three minutes, sorted out his disrupted thoughts, and said lightly: "I have a grudge against him in my last life!"
After saying this, Huang Xian borrowed Jin Shiyan's mouth to tell the story.
It happened 20 years before the Great Revolution, after the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, the title of Northeast China had not changed from the Great Northern Wilderness to the Great Northern Warehouse, and the heavy industry base was only in the big cities of a few provincial capitals.
The Golden Treasure is practiced on a mountain near the city of Hul, near the border between China and Russia.
The geographical location of Hul City is not very good, especially in winter, the heavy snow can make people step on one foot, and they can't see the calves, and although the Northeast is still very cold now, it is much warmer than a few decades ago, just like the old man said before, go to the toilet at night, and knock with a wooden stick while urinating, for fear of freezing the urine that comes out.
Under the jurisdiction of Hul City, a village with a remote geographical location, every winter, if you want to make a tooth sacrifice and eat a good meal, you can only rely on the mountains to eat the mountains, and put all your hopes in the vast mountains.
At that time, the management was not very strict, almost every household had a shotgun, under normal circumstances, it was the old man with craftsmanship with a few young people into the mountains to hunt, the peacetime was not as unbearable as the war, at least not to starve to death, so he picked up the old rules again, there were three do not fight in the mountains, one did not fight pregnant animals, and did not fight national protected animals, and three did not fight spiritual animals.
Spiritual animals in the Northeast region specifically refer to the five immortals, that is, Hu Huang, White Willow Gray.
Because of the existence of rules and the observance of people's faith, many spiritual animals were born in the mountains. But it is not enough to be called an immortal family, only three of them are counted as cultivating the Tao, and they can be called immortal families because they know spirituality.
One of the three, Hu Xian, saved a team of hunters who could not return to the village because of the heavy snowfall because of a chance encounter.
Those who often go into the mountains know that at night, anything can happen in the mountains, and what is even more terrifying is that if the snow keeps falling, it can freeze people to death.
Therefore, after a team of hunters were saved by Hu Xian, they returned to the village, and the big guy pooled money and spent a lot of money to build a bronze statue according to the appearance of Hu Xian, and worshiped him as a mountain god.
Therefore, because this Hu Xian was worshiped by the people of a village, he directly skipped the sealing link, and his cultivation advanced by leaps and bounds, while blessing the human beings in the village, his soul traveled to the yang world, looking for the first horse to fall into the hall, and stepping on the four seas to become famous.
After Hu Xian left, there were two immortal families left in the mountain, one was Huangxian, ** Immortal awarded the fruit number, Jinbao.
The other is the same as ** Xian, in terms of generation, to be called ** Xian a little Hu Xian of the second grandfather, awarded the fruit number, Hu Yinbao.
Huang Jinbao is a male weasel, and Hu Yinbao is a female fox.
These two have not carried out any cross-kind love, but Huang Jinbao, who is two years younger, has always regarded himself as an elder brother and has taken care of his "sister" since he was a child, Hu Yinbao.
The two demons are dependent on each other, growing together, in the peaceful and happy, temporarily unturbulent Yang world, and isolated in the mountains, they cultivate together to the realm of seeking righteousness.
One day, Hu Yinbao was in the grass halfway up the mountain road, waiting for passers-by, so that he could come forward and ask for correction.
Hu Yinbao waited from dawn to dark, from dark to dawn, waiting for three days and nights, and at noon on the fourth day, he saw a young man wearing old-fashioned sunglasses and a black shabby cotton jacket, limping forward with a cane.
The reason for the icy mountain road, the young man finally climbed halfway up the mountain, his body had collapsed, he didn't know what he was reading, with the qi in his heart, he forcibly continued to go up, and finally when he was close to Hu Yinbao's grass, he made a slippery slip, and his whole body turned backwards.
Hu Yinbao, who is kind-hearted and unworldly, dares to watch the person in front of him fall into an accident, and he will lose his life!
Ran out of the grass, although her paws were hairy, she couldn't stand the slippery road, and she also rowed out with her, and the clever thing was that she just paddled under the young man's head, and after the young man fell, his head rested on Hu Yinbao's soft body, and he survived, but still twisted his feet and knocked his elbows blue.
Hu Yinbao was pressed in pain, and innocently opened his mouth to say: "Hey! Get up! You're holding me down! It hurts, isn't it? ”
The man was pillowing Hu Yinbao, but he didn't know it: "Who is talking?"
"It's Ben Da Xian'er who is talking, you have pressed this Da Xian'er!" Hu Yinbao said in a milky voice, then turned his head and grabbed the man's long hair with his mouth, raised his head and pulled it back.
"Hiss......" The man felt that his scalp was about to be torn off, and waved his hands in a panic, trying to pat off the worm attached to his head, and said while beating: "Who is it?" Who's kidding me?! ”
"It's me! I am a cute, beautiful, pure, kind, and charming fox fairy, you have pressed me, you hurry up! Hu Yinbao boasted shamelessly, her brother often told her that contact with human beings should be mysterious.
Of course, Hu Yinbao remembered what her brother told her, and used all the adjectives she saw in the school hall when she sneaked down the mountain, and the description was mysterious enough.
The man straightened his sunglasses in a daze, stabilized the ground with his untouched hand, scratched his head with his knocked hand, and turned back to the place where the voice came from in embarrassment: "It's the fox fairy!" The kid's eyes are not good, he can't see it, I don't know if it's the fox fairy, how offended, please forgive me."
"It's almost ......" Hu Yinbao gently softened his little belly, a flash of light flashed in the fox's eyes, and he thought in his heart: Isn't this a person, can't I ask him to seal it for me.
At this point, Hu Yinbao pinched his tone, pretended to be unfathomable, and used his mana to make his voice echo a little: "Hey, stinky boy, do you think I look like a human?" Or like a fairy? ”
"Uh......" The man was speechless when faced with such a question, and replied helplessly: "I'm sorry! Lord Fox Fairy, I can't see it, boy. ”
Hu Yinbao didn't have any heart, to be precise, he was a little lacking in heart, and said bluntly: "What? Can't you see? Are you blind in the human world? What a pity! I waited for days, and the first human I met was a blind man. ”
"I'm sorry......" The man said to Hu Yinbao in frustration, sitting on the ground and inexplicably began to slap his mouth: "I'm really useless, why can't I see, why can't I see, I'm really useless......"
"Don't fight, don't fight." Hu Yinbao pinched his waist and stood up, stopping the man's masochistic behavior, and shook his head and said with some sense: "I can't blame you, this is God's will, God doesn't want me to be corrected today, so I met you, I clearly understand this, God's will can't be done, I won't do it." I said so much, don't you understand? ”