Chapter 43: New Skills (1)
I interjected when the two of us were preparing for the next step: "Don't look at each other, there will be a spark of love in a while."
"This brother is really a talent...... Brother Xu looked Lao Cao up and down, there is nothing to boast about except that Lao Cao is handsome, his white clothes are full of mud, his left foot is not wearing shoes, there are mud spots on the nails of his feet, and he left footprints on the floor when he came, and his hair was dried and solidified together because of the mud.
Brother Xu looked at Lao Cao and looked at me again, the shape and Lao Cao seemed to be from the same designer, and I really couldn't see it: "You two are playing diving in the stinky ditch?"
"Don't mention it, there are zombies in the place you asked me to go, but Master Xiaoyang told me that this is not a zombie, what kind of corpse is it, it can change its life against the sky, and finally there is a black zombie demon, if it weren't for Master Xiaoyang and his eldest brother coming in time. Otherwise, not only will we die, maybe the black zombie will be able to advance to the green zombie after eating the flesh and blood of our people. "I explained the origin, only to find out that Brother Hou and Lin Kongyang hadn't arrived yet? Got into trouble halfway through?
As soon as the words fell, Brother Hou took Lin Kongyang to push the door and walked in: "Old Wei."
"Oh, isn't that crazy? Why do you have time for me? Brother Xu owed, and got up to answer Brother Hou.
Brother Hou shook hands with him simply, his expression was flat and there was no special change, from which I could feel his friendship with Brother Xu, not as deep as the friendship between Mr. Xin and Brother Xu. Even the two of them seemed to have some kind of holiday, because when the two shook hands, they gritted their teeth and competed in secret, and finally grinned quietly and withdrew their palms, and no one was helpless.
"Sit down, sit down, you're tired." In a hurry, I pulled over the three chairs and asked the three of them to sit down.
Brother Hou and Lin Kongyang sat down, Brother Xu sat back in his original position, and a vacated chair let me sit down.
For a while, the five of us sat in chairs, silent, and no one took the initiative to raise the topic.
"Let's smoke a cigarette." Brother Hou first took out Liqun's cigarette case from his pocket and left one for himself, then threw the cigarette case on the table, and said in a calm tone.
Brother Xu didn't pretend to say that Brother Hou's cigarette was not good, he took out one and lit it, took two puffs, and still looked at Brother Hou without speaking.
"What's wrong with you two?" As I spoke, I took a cigarette in my hand, lit it and smoked it, supported my chin with the pestle table in my left hand, and put it next to my temple with my right hand, quietly watching the next plot develop.
Three minutes, a full three minutes of silence, Brother Hou snuffed out the cigarette that was about to reach the end of the cigarette in the ashtray in the middle of the table, got up and patted his ass before leaving, and said, "Tomorrow is your contact with the blind man?" Or do I contact the blind? ”
Brother Xu didn't know if it was true or not, and sighed with a look of being old and lacking in strength: "Alas, it's still ...... There you go......"
"Okay, I'm leaving." Brother Hou just opened his legs but turned around and frowned: "You pay attention to your body, this year is about to pass, I don't want to come to your funeral."
Brother Xu squinted his eyes and took a thoughtful puff of cigarette before replying, "Accept your auspicious words." I can't die this year, and I'll talk about it next year. ”
"Okay, let's see you later."
"Goodbye."
Brother Hou was like a gust of wind, coming and going in a hurry, and he didn't stay in the store for a total of ten minutes, so he led Lin Kongyang out and rode away.
Although I often fight with Brother Xu on weekdays, I do regard him as my own relative in my heart, and the conversation between the two just now means that Brother Xu will die, and if he doesn't do well, he will die this year.
He died, what could I do, jumped up from the chair excitedly, put his hands on his shoulders and kept shaking, expressing his love for him in his heart: "Are you sick?"
Brother Xu concealed the truth and didn't want to tell me the truth: "No! I didn't deal with him, I was joking. ”
"Don't fool me, I'm not stupid...... Let's go to the hospital when it's dawn, and I'll pay for your examination. I continued to shake his shoulders with no intention of stopping.
Brother Xu saw that I looked anxious and worried about him, and smiled with satisfaction: "It's really okay, don't shake it, I'll let you shake it to death for me if it's okay for a while."
"Oooh." I withdrew my hands in embarrassment and stood there dumbfounded, not knowing what to do.
Brother Xu said with a rare conscience: "You two go upstairs to clean up, take a shower and change clothes, it's as if you are in tatters, you Brother Xu and I can't die." Go ahead, go upstairs, I'll close the door by the way, you'll be on paid leave tonight, and it's open. ”
"Okay, then let's go upstairs, you clean up the ashtray and the cigarette butts on the floor, don't forget." I had no choice but to stop this topic, pull Lao Cao upstairs, and remind Brother Xu to clean up the garbage by the way.
Brother Xu, who never dared to do any chores before, actually agreed to help me clean up the garbage today, can I wake up tomorrow morning, and the sun will rise in the west. It's weird.
Lao Cao and I went upstairs and took out all the few clothes I had left, for the two of us to change clothes, fortunately the clothes I bought were one size bigger, and Lao Cao could wear them, otherwise Lao Cao could only wear a pair of pants and sleep half-naked today.
Throw all the clothes for both of us into the automatic washing machine, then I will take a shower first, Lao Cao will take a shower, and when we are both finished taking a shower and changing clothes, we will quickly change our clothes and walk into my bedroom.
Brother Erman was playing lol in the bedroom, and when he heard the movement, he looked up and saw that I led into the room a beautiful man with no clothes on his upper body and strong muscles, he was a little confused for a while, and he said in a trembling voice: "WD."
md!...... Brother...... You're okay now? I'm ashamed to die of Brother Erman. ”
"You shameless lustful fox, what are you thinking? Stop playing, Lao Cao and I are going to sleep!" I put the notebook for Brother Erman on the floor aside, lay on the left side of the bed, and left it for Lao Cao on the right.
Brother Erman saw the two of us like this, so what else did he have to play games, blinked his big fox eyes, and said quite connotatively: "Tonight, do you need me to make room for the two of you?" You two should be quiet at night, and don't make noise until I go to sleep. ”
"! What do you mean? Are you underwhelmed again? "I wanted to mention Brother Erman's fat face, and he easily avoided it.
Brother Erman mocked again: "WD."
MD! Gotta get a piece of cloth under your butt and don't end up with blood all over the sheets tomorrow morning. ”
"You can go up to the side, don't delay us sleeping!"
"Get up, give me a place in the middle, if I don't wait for you to come back, I'll go to bed early."
"Okay, then you come up quickly, lie down and we'll go to sleep."
"The first time I slept with the two old men, I always felt weird."
"What's weird, you just think about it."
"Cut."
During the daily quarrel between me and Brother Erman, Lao Cao's eyes were always on Brother Erman, and when we ended the fight, he slowly spoke: "This...... It's the legendary fox fairy. ”
"Yes, he is a fox fairy, but he is not a serious fox fairy." I habitually hugged Brother Erman in my arms to explain to Lao Cao.
Lao Cao didn't dislike the two of us, and lay on the right side of the bed: "This is the first time I've slept in the same bed with the fox fairy."
“wd
It's okay, if you come back often, we can sleep together often. Brother Erman broke away from my arms and turned his head to Lao Cao and said sincerely.
"If you have a chance......
Lao Cao lay down and prepared to close his eyes.
"Cao Chris, get out of bed and turn off the light." I was referring to the lights that hadn't been turned off yet
Lao Cao reluctantly got out of bed and turned off the light: "What is this ......?"
"Sleep, sleep."
With the lights turned off, I closed my eyes and hummed.
"Good night, dawn."
"Good night, old Cao."
"Good night...... Belch...... Brother Erman? ”
"Good night, Chris Cao."