"Lao Cao, come into the house, I'll give you a whole cup of milk tea." I wiped a handful of big snot like my best friend who brought me home with pee and mud when I was a kid.

house.

Brother Xu was sitting at the front desk and chatting with a middle-aged woman-shaped female ghost: "Eldest sister, look at my snowflake brand moisturizer, you are definitely worth having, selling others for thirty merits, selling you for ten merits, you see if it's okay, our family is the real price, don't harm consumers."

"It's too expensive, five merits......." The middle-aged female ghost sat on the chair specially pulled by Brother Xu with a twisted look, but in fact, people couldn't sit at all, just pretending.

The subtle twitching of the facial muscles of a middle-aged female ghost is no different from ordinary people who are reluctant to spend money on cosmetics, but a woman who is diligent and thrifty and has a set of family skills.

Brother Xu held a box of skin care products in his hand that he didn't know that the production date was that year, and he was full of nonsense: "Sister, the five merits are not good, we are a small business, you see that I am also using this moisturizer, my face used to be full of acne marks and acne pits, since I touched this moisturizer, you see how good my skin is now, I will get water when I pinch it, otherwise I can't find the object."

The expression of the middle-aged female ghost of the "Five Merit ......" and the tone of her voice were obviously moved by Brother Xu's words, but she felt sorry for her own money, so she chose to continue bargaining.

Brother Xu sighed and said helplessly: "Alas, this is it, eldest sister, you will come often in the future, if any brothers and sisters also recommend it, my small shop has just opened, give me a little bit of customers, and you will buy moisturizer from me in the future."

"Seven merits? Is this true? The middle-aged female ghost has her ass half off her chair and is ready to "dig out her wallet" to pay.

Brother Xu waved his hand and slapped the iron box moisturizer on the table, and said seriously: "This is true!"

"Okay, I bought it, swipe the card!" The middle-aged female ghost got up from the chair, clasped her palm up and down with Brother Xu's outstretched palm, a light flashed, and she looked at Brother Xu with satisfaction.

Brother Xu carefully observed the palm of his left hand and said, "Okay, it's already arrived, you leave an address, and I'll burn it for you tomorrow."

"Okay." The middle-aged woman lowered her head and muttered a few words in Brother Xu's ear.

"Gaha!"

I thought they were doing some dirty PY deal, so I walked up to one person and one ghost, and shouted like a tiger.

Brother Xu was so frightened by me that he fell under the table, and barely grabbed the edge of the table and scolded me angrily: "What are you doing all day long!" Don't you see me doing business?!"

He blinked at me again and asked with a look of surprise on his face, "Why did you come back so soon?"

"Get up, I'll give my buddy a whole cup of milk tea to drink, and I'll scold you later!"

I pushed the chair where Brother Xu was sitting, found two paper cups familiarly, mixed milk tea with milk tea powder and hot water, and brewed two cups of milk tea with full ingredients, I turned around and walked to Lao Cao, who was sitting at the door resting and panting, and handed him a cup of milk tea: "Come, Lao Cao, drink it while it's hot, drinking more hot water is good for your health."

"You go first, my brother is back, the goods will arrive in two days, remember to give a good review~" Brother Xu glanced at me and ignored me, and said to the middle-aged female ghost with a more false tone and a signature smile.

The middle-aged female ghost nodded, floating out of the bubble tea shop with a smile on her face, not knowing where to fly.

In these years, even female ghosts are not exempt from vulgarity, and they like to buy cosmetics.

We don't know what to wipe on a blood-colored face in the first place, and it can't be more like a ghost than a ghost after wiping it!

After Brother Xu sent away the female ghost, he lit a cigarette in his mouth, walked towards us like a landowner with his back hand, walked in front of me, raised his foot and kicked my ass arrogantly, and said, "Are you lazy, why are you coming back now?"

"It's all done, and I can't come back yet? I'm so hanging, you left home to fall in love with a female ghost, are you worthy of me? Are you worthy of my sister-in-law? I didn't expect it, Wei Hongxu, you are such a lewd child, blind in vain, I used to call you Brother Xu, and I won't scold you for calling Wei Laokeng in the future, you will be Wei Laogou in the future! Dogs are real dogs, but you're really not human. ”

But whenever I catch a ghost and come back, I must be very angry, every time there seems to be a pit dug by Brother Xu in advance, jump in and fall and get injured, crying and coming back to scold him, he always replies to you, this is called growth, crying what a thing to cry about. By the way, I'll tell you about poisonous chicken soup, who can be angry?

It is estimated that if she changes to a person with a bad temper and can beat him, a big-eared thunderbolt will kill her a long time ago.

Brother Xu looked like a profiteer and praised me with a wicked smile: "It's fast, brother!" I didn't expect you to grow up so fast, if you have any work in Yuxin in the future, I will throw it to you, and if you make money, we will give you two or eight points. ”

"Who is two, who is eight?" I deliberately raised the volume to tell the end point.

Brother Xu spit out a cigarette, pinched the cigarette roll with his thumb and forefinger and took it out of his mouth, then pulled out a chair, sat on the chair and crossed his legs, his butt only sat on half of the chair, his neck was five centimeters down and leaned on the back of the chair, his head was crooked, and he took a posture of Ge You's paralysis, and smoked again, crooked his neck and slanted his mouth as much as he pretended to be forced and said: "I'm eight, you are two."

"! I'm desperately catching ghosts, practicing with all my might, why are you eight of the money you make?!" I glared at the beads and slapped the table, and yelled at Brother Xu indignantly.

Brother Xu shook his head, rubbed his already clean neck with his hands, Lai Lai pouted, and didn't need to speak seriously: "Do you like to do it like this?"

"Damn, won't I be on my knees begging for food like this?" I can't wait to choke him by the neck and throw him out now.

Brother Xu glanced at Lao Cao, and then looked at me: "If you want to say that, catching ghosts under the Yin Si to earn this money is really similar to kneeling and asking for food." That's how many people want to have this way. ”

"I ask you, why did I come to work with you!" I drank hot milk tea and barely calmed down, calmed down and opened my mouth to ask.

Brother Xu shook his head knowing what I meant, and chose not to answer this question.

I put the milk tea cup on the table and talked about it: "Don't I just feel free in your world, I don't want to work in a factory outside, and be a factory dog."

Brother Xu shook his head and said that he didn't want to understand me: "Oh~ Then I will definitely have to take over Yuxin's work in the future, and I will earn money from you eight."

I danced and forcibly said what I wanted to say: "I can't figure it out, I'm already good at catching ghosts, why do I have to take over the job with you?"

"In the eyes of ordinary people, you are good at catching ghosts, but in the eyes of other people's hell, you are kneeling and begging for food. It's hard to make money. Brother Xu stretched out his hand to explain the helplessness.

I slapped the table again and blew my beard and glared: "Han, very cold."

"You want to be free and not a factory dog, and earn a dead salary while practicing." Wei Papi finally got to the core of the topic.

"Yes!" I nodded heavily.

"I can't earn it!" Brother Xu decisively vetoed me.

"Can't make it?" My angry mind was foggy, and I turned around in place, and finally took out a wallet with a few resentment charms from my pocket and slapped it on the table, and yelled at Brother Xu: "Can this make money?!"

Brother Xu looked at me like a mad dog unhurriedly and said, "I can earn, kneel and earn."

"Can you earn this?" I asked in a loud voice with my industrious hands in front of him, red eyes.

"You have no skills and no ability, and you can make money by moving bricks." Brother Xu pursed his mouth disdainfully, threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stepped on it.

"This plus this, can you make money." I held my wallet in my hands and put my hands back in front of his eyes.

Lao Cao interjected quietly at this time: "Why don't you ...... Let's stop arguing...... Let the bullets fly for a while? ”

"Hahaha...... Play with this kid for a while, dare to ask this brother, respect the name. Da Xu laughed three times, sat up straight and said to Lao Cao with both hands in his fists.

Lao Cao also hugged his fists in return: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, the contemptible surname is Cao, the name is Yude, and the word Tongye."

"Good name! Good name!"

Brother Xu, who usually looks like a literati, didn't say a reason today.

"I don't know the name of Brother Taizun!"

"Wei Hongxu! In the 90s, my father spent 800 yuan to give me the name in the name agency."

"Good name! Good name!"

Brother Xu and Lao Cao's eyes collided fiercely, flashing sparks, and sympathizing with each other, as if the two of them had endless chattering with each other in their hearts, but they swallowed it into their stomachs with a pot of turbid wine, shedding two lines of worldly pollution and tears, relatively speechless.