At eight o'clock in the morning, I was the first to wake up in our dormitory, Haozi didn't know why he developed the habit of sleeping naked after coming to Harbin City, I got out of bed and looked up to see his white ass balls.

"Phew! Demons! Eat the old man's palm!" I slapped him hard on the ass, and the ass was red.

Haozi frowned in his sleep and was unmoved, and turned to the side of his ass against the wall of the bedroom, probably not wanting me to continue to "play" with his cute, pure and flawless ass.

However, this turn turned to me in a more important position, and a small bird less than a month old soared in the grassy mountains.

I couldn't help but feel a little frightened when I watched the scene, and after thinking for a long time, I realized that my malice just now was definitely offensive to Haozi, so I pulled out the lighter pressed under the pillow.

Although the supermarket cigarettes sell fake cigarettes, the one-dollar lighter is full of firepower, and the minimum firepower of the lighter can be four centimeters high when there is no wind, not to mention what scene I adjust the firepower of the lighter to the maximum.

Aiming the maximum firepower at my little bird, I closed my eyes and couldn't bear to look at the next tragic scene.

"Quack!"

"Oops, fuck! It's on fire! It's on fire! ”

Although I let go of the flame less than a minute before moving it elsewhere, the grass at the outcrop of Haozi, which was sprayed with a ten-centimeter flame, was even drier.

"What's on fire?" The wild donkey, who slept lightly, was the first to react, thinking that the cigarette butt we were smoking was not extinguished and was on fire.

Haozi was still in a half-asleep state, scurrying around in his bed, and the originally unsturdy bed almost made him crush on it.

"! Something, something. Hai Bo was frightened by Haozi's movement, and lifted the quilt and threw it to the ground, thinking that the hyena was back looking for him.

Wake up with the biggest glow wave and smash a mineral water bottle on Haozi's ass balls.

Lin Feng, who had also just fallen asleep for less than two hours, opened his bloodshot eyes and watched Haozi's every move in a daze.

"Haozi...... Haozi ...... "I said to Haozi in the same tone as my mother coaxing the child.

Haozi, who had been making a fuss for a while, actually sat on the bed, silently leaving a line of turbid tears, crying and muttering: "It's over, it's on fire, it's on fire, it's going to die!" I'm going to die!"

"Haozi...... Didn't catch fire...... I'm joking with you. "I never expected him to react so aggressively.

"Woooooooooo......oo Ga! What to play with the flute? Haozi's cry stopped abruptly with a brake, staring at me with wide eyes, there were still tears in his eyes, and he was pitiful, Yiren was haggard!

I was a little embarrassed and said, "I'm messing around with you?"

"Do you have a cannon in your head!" Haozi looked at the lighter in my hand, and then at the charred hair on his bird, and instantly knew what was going on.

"No, no, this is not thinking about giving everyone the whole artificial alarm and waking everyone up!" I waved my hand and explained.

"I finally fell asleep!"

"Fuck, almost peed my pants!"

"I'm getting angry!"

"Huh? Hai Bo, go to the water room to fetch water to extinguish the fire!"

"Bye-on-the-other, beat him up for me!"

Haozi jumped down from the top bunk regardless of it, and a northeastern big neck slapped me on my neck.

Then you see, six big men in naked clothes pounced on me with alternative weapons such as clothes racks, mineral water bottles, large slippers, mobile phone data cables, and power banks.

What a tiger, it can hold off a pack of wolves! A handsome guy can beat six naked men!

I was pushed to the ground, and after resisting to no avail, I shouted: "In the morning, can you fight a battle of spiritual civilization and politeness?"

"I can't satisfy you! Give Yongqiang the socks that haven't been washed for seven days, and bring them to me, and I'll stuff this broken mouth. "Haozi is the most angry, riding on my ass with a mineral water bottle and hitting me on the back of the head, the thief is relieved.

Yongqiang happily patted the soles of my feet with large slippers: "I washed the socks yesterday, think of other tricks."

"Where's the razor? Rip off his pants for me, shave his head for that thing. Lin Feng said a more ruthless trick.

"Rude! You're not!"

They said that they wanted to do this to me, and I resisted even more fiercely, so I almost bit my mouth, and I couldn't be shaved, and I didn't look good bare.

"Wrong, right?" Haozi asked as she hit me.

"I'm not wrong!" I retorted vehemently.

"Come on, let's take out all the lighters, let's eat roasted quail this morning, why bake quail? Because the birds are small!"

Haozi gave the order, Utah and Yongqiang continued to hold me down to prevent me from escaping, and the remaining brothers happily rummaged for lighters, bound to eat chicken in the morning.

"Quack...... Quack...... Quack ......"

Boys who can smoke may be short of cigarettes, but what will never be lacking is a lighter, one dollar or two dollars a piece, and it is not a waste of money to drop a sound every day, except for big brand lighters, of course.

Obviously, all the people in my dormitory "know how to smoke", and on average, one person finds two lighters from different places, and even the wild donkey who does not smoke holds two lighters that Yongqiang gave him.

Then a couple of big men lit lighters around my body very rhythmically.

"I was mistaken! I'm wrong!"

If you don't beg for mercy, you can't do it, Haozi has already started to pick up my pajama pants!

"Hey, hey, call Daddy!"

Haozi felt that I was wrong, and it was difficult to calm the anger in his heart.

"Daddy!"

Uncle can endure and aunt can also endure it, today is the salary to taste the gall, and the next day will be revenge, and the blood will stain the Songhua River Estuary!

"Two more shouts!"

"I'll fight with you!"

"Hahaha......"

Haozi tumbled over on top of me, and I bit like a mad dog in the bedroom.

Spend a bad morning in the midst of a noisy noise. After the fight, we washed up with hot water in our bedroom.

The seven young men cleaned up for themselves, put on the clothes they had washed last night, cleaned the dormitory, and folded the quilt. We just went out of the house to lock the door, put the key on the door frame, Ah Cai played last night and has not come back yet, designated to play red eyes do not come to the table, if you come back will definitely be sleepy chest against the back, the key is left for him to sleep in the bedroom.

Walked out of the school gate, took two black cars and rushed to the bus stop at the crossing.

"Who's got change in their pocket?"

We stood in front of the bus stop, Lin Feng didn't have change in his pocket, and the wild donkey opened his backpack and took out the change in the small compartment of the backpack, which was just enough for a group of us to take the bus back and forth.

After waiting for 20 minutes, the bus arrived, and we got on the bus, ready to cross the Songhua River and arrive at the end road bridge.