Alas?

Why can't you move?

Outside, the squad leader was talking, and the squad leader seemed to be calling me.

I'm going to get up! I'm going to get up!

What's holding me down?

Get up, get up, I'm going to get up!

Rumble!

Luo Xiaopang regained control of himself in a cold sweat, and the muscles and bones all over his body were as if they were not his own, and he was extremely sore.

"Whew...... Ha...... Call...... ......"Luo Xiaopang can see through the window that the sky outside has gradually brightened, and the breathing light on the mobile phone screen flashes and goes off, and he turns on the mobile phone and finds that it is half past five in the morning, and there are dozens of unread messages on QQ, which are sent by online dating partners.

Luo Xiaopang went to see it one by one, it was the online dating partner who wanted to break up with him, because he didn't reply to a message all night.

It's a pity, **I didn't hear it, Luo Xiaopang thought to himself. When he wanted to try to listen to ** and then break up and send a message to someone's QQ was already a red exclamation mark, he entered the other party's space, and saw the other party's space with a yellow diamond on top of a piece of talk, with a sad girl's network map, and the text was: After all, I carried everything alone.

Are you carrying Nima? Luo Xiaopang delete dialog box.

"Hot water card for me! I'm going to eat instant noodles!" The squad leader Zhao Tao didn't sleep all night, and he was still so energetic, shouting in the corridor early in the morning.

Luo Xiaopang rubbed his stomach, feeling a little hungry, fortunately, there were buckets of instant noodles in the snacks he bought before, so he borrowed a hot water card from the squad leader and soaked the instant noodles and ate them, after all, children who don't eat breakfast are not good children.

He took out a set of Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles from the big red plastic bag under his bed, and walked out of the bedroom with a mobile phone in his left hand and instant noodles in his right hand.

The water heater is pressed on each floor of the water room during the military training of the freshmen, but you need to go to the canteen to pretend to be a water card, and you can only get hot water by relying on the water card to pay for it. The hot water in the chubby bedroom was stuck on the man who went home, so he had to borrow it.

Following Zhao Tao all the way to the water room, the squad leader had already unpacked the instant noodles, put the seasoning packets, plugged in the water card and put hot water in the instant noodles.

"Squad leader!" Luo Xiaopang greeted him cordially.

Zhao Tao smiled: "The little fat got up very early."

"Squad leader, can you lend me a hot water card?" Luo Xiaopang put the phone in his pocket and said to Zhao Tao.

Zhao Tao had already soaked hot water in a bucket of instant noodles, picked up the bubble and took a step back to make way for the water, and the water card was still inserted on the card machine and said to Xiaopang: "You use it, you can just send the card to our bedroom when you run out."

"Okay! Thank you, squad leader. "Chubby honestly made the instant noodle seasoning package and connected it to the hot water.

At half past five in the morning, the aunt who cleaned the dormitory had not yet gone to work, and no one wiped the water stains on the floor of the water room.

The water stain seemed to be pulled by something, and quickly flowed to Zhao Tao's feet, Zhao Taole raised his feet and walked forward, and the other foot was inexplicably slippery because of the water, and his hands were raised high, protecting the instant noodles while falling backwards uncontrollably.

The original angle was that a bucket of instant noodles should have been sprinkled on the balcony and window at the back, but Zhao Tao subconsciously let go of his hands, and the instant noodles "floated" to the chubby head in front of him at a strange angle.

Xiaopang was stunned and didn't react, and was just about to reach out to stabilize Zhao Tao, when a whole bucket of five pieces and a half series of braised beef instant noodles was buckled on his head.

"Oh!" The little chubby snorted proudly, hot water mixed with instant noodles, and vegetable buns that had not been soaked, and they flowed out of the junction of the little fat man's skull and the instant noodle bucket.

The scalp was red, and Xiaopang didn't take off the instant noodle bucket above his head for the first time, but jumped around and shouted loudly like ordinary people who were burned.

happened to slip Zhao Tao's water stains and flowed to the position where Xiao Fat jumped up and his legs were about to land, but it was a pity that his feet landed on their toes first, and he fell down hard along Zhao Tao's direction.

"Oh maa!" Zhao Tao saw such a behemoth covering his heaven, he was so stunned that he didn't even dodge, and stubbornly stood up to the two hundred catties of meat and smashed it on himself.

"Bang!" Zhao Tao knew exactly what suffocation was at this moment, and it was nothing more than that Sun Monkey was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain back then!

Zhao Tao obviously felt that he couldn't come up in one breath, and if he didn't explode his potential today, he was designated to be in the backwater room, and shouted with all his might: "Hurry up...... Hurry up!"

"Huh? Oooh oh!" The instant noodle bucket on the top of Xiaopang's head flew to Zhao Tao's head from the moment he fell, there should be a lot of hot water in the bucket, and in the face of the overwhelming fat meat, this hot water Zhao Tao didn't pay much attention to it.

Xiaopang supported the ground with both hands, and successfully stood up again with the help of the floor and Zhao Tao's body, and the instant noodle self-roll on his head had begun to fall, and there were also many broken threads intertwined with Xiaopang.

"Oops~ You're going to crush me!" After Xiaopang got up, he began to help Zhao Tao, Zhao Tao put his left hand around Xiaopang's neck, his right hand on the windowsill, his left foot stepped forward, his right foot stretched back, and the cerebral thrombosis would stand up Baba, wearing his instant noodle crown, quite happy.

Xiaopang felt sorry for Zhao Tao and felt even more sorry for his instant noodles and said, "Squad leader, are you okay?"

"Fortunately, when I was in junior high school, I practiced sports, and my physique was good enough, and I could make you die if I changed to an ordinary person!" Zhao Tao is still bragging, but the hand holding the balcony has become his old waist.

"Squad leader......" Chubby pouted as if the little girl was about to cry.

Zhao Tao pretended to be angry and said, "Unplug the water card for me, and then send me back to the dormitory!"

"Okay, squad leader." After the little fat water card was pulled out, he helped Zhao Tao, who was limping with his left hand holding his waist, back to his bedroom.

The squad leader's bedroom is the 111 bedroom and the 110 bedroom of the little fat are opposite the door, and the house numbers of the two bedrooms are very hard.

"Gaha!" Xiaopang helped Zhao Tao into his bedroom, and as soon as Zhao Tao entered the door, he obviously forgot what he had fallen, and he played a cheap and obedient uncle to scare the people in his bedroom.

There were just three young men in the bedroom who gathered together to smoke, listening to what Zhao Tao came in, thinking that the uncle got up early in the morning to check on the bed, and hurriedly threw the unextinguished cigarettes into his beanie shoes.

The young man who threw the cigarette picked up half a bottle of mineral water and poured it into his shoes, so that a "fire" could be extinguished.

"Oh, squad leader, why are you so bad!" Yesterday, he pushed Zhao Tao and Xiaopang chest, and the young man nicknamed Xiaowei complained about Zhao Tao's behavior for the first time.

The guy who burned his shoes was nicknamed Xiao Si, and Xiao Si jumped to his feet with a red face and scolded: "Zhao Tao, you are a king and eight calves who lack virtue for eight lifetimes!" Lose me shoes!"

"I'll go to the night market and buy you another pair!" Zhao Tao said indifferently, and lay back on his bed by the way, like a vegetative person.

Xiaopang saw that Zhao Tao had nothing to do and could joke, so he put his heart back in his stomach and said, "Squad leader, I'll go back if you have nothing to do."

"Let's go, let's go, wash our clothes for a while, we'll both have instant noodle soup on our bodies!." Zhao Tao didn't stop Xiaopang.

Chubby nodded yes and walked out of the 111 dormitory, returning to the 110 dormitory where he was alone, and couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable. Forget it, go to sleep, you won't be hungry when you fall asleep......