My name is Zhang Ergou and I am a dog.

At this moment, I was sitting in the dimly lit basement, writing a suicide note.

And on the ground behind me, there was a white cloth and a saw.

That's right, in 25 minutes and 43 seconds, I'm going to end my life full of humiliation with these things.

Three days ago, I was given an important task to assassinate a chicken with eight wings, a reddish-brown shovel, two snakes, one green and one white, and, of course, most importantly, a pig called "it".

As the number one killer of the Mizutani faction, I think I have been in the industry for more than 20 years, and after countless winds and waves, it is a piece of cake to assassinate a few animals. What's more, the "anxious white face" has just become the leader, and he also took advantage of this task to show his loyalty.

But I didn't expect that this mission would plunge me into an endless abyss of pain.

The task I received was so urgent that I was given only two days by the organization. You must know that the planet is so big, and trying to find a few such normal animals in two days is tantamount to looking for a mole on an elephant.

But it doesn't bother me, because I have friends.

My hair is small, a scientist who likes to read time-traveling novels, and has been working on time shuttles for more than 20 years. And not so long ago, its invention finally succeeded. With this machine, I'll be able to get to those guys in no time, and I'll take care of my knives.

To say that this machine is really extraordinary, it is very advanced at first glance. The cylindrical body, with a red-green light on it, and a few simple buttons with the words "steam" and "boil" written on them, fully shows the designer's breakthrough thinking of simplifying the complex.

My friend told me that in order to find the chicken, there had to be something on it. Thanks to the fact that I once picked up one of its wings, although there was only one hair left, it was enough to use.

Open the lid of the time shuttle and sit inside, only to feel warm and very comfortable. With a burst of steam, I just crossed time and space......

The place I came to was a forest. In the distance, I saw several animals that seemed to be walking down the path.

Looks like that must be my goal.

That's right, a pig is carrying a reddish-brown shovel, two snakes are one behind the other, and the chicken ..... is carrying a horse!?

The mission didn't say there were horses, huh? And the horse wears sunglasses, carries a gold chain around its neck, has a cigarette in its mouth, holds wine, and burns its head!? What is this? Not only that, but these guys also said that they were going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and the horse was called Tang Seng.

Regardless of that, I thought it was important to complete the task, so I pulled out my single knife and rushed towards the guys.

But before he rushed in front of the chicken, the horse named Tang Seng jumped off the chicken at once, shouted "Demacia", took out a Gatling machine gun, and said that he wanted to physically surpass me!

It's so miserable! You must have no idea how many holes I have, and with a scream I made my way back to the plane.

I told my friend what had happened, and it said that the time and space rice cooker, oh no, the time shuttle must have been out of order, as long as you try again, it's fine.

Who made it my hair smaller? So I took it and sat in the machine again.

Walking out of the steam, I found a lot of animals in front of me, surrounded by battle flags waving and shouting to kill the sky, and each animal was still wearing armor.

And ..... the smoking, drinking, and burning horse appeared in front of me again! It must have drunk too much and its face was still so red!

I suddenly felt a little strange, as if I was being grabbed by something, oh my! I turned out to be a wine glass!! I turned the fuck into a wine glass!!

At this time, I only heard the animal holding me say, "General Guan, drink this bar!" ”

The horse waved his hand and said, 'No! When I cut off the head of that Huaxiong, it's not too late to drink it! So saying, he rode out on a chicken and with a shovel.

At that time, I thought, since I am a cup, why not put some poison in the wine, wait for the horse to come back, poison it, and then kill the chicken and the shovel?

But who knew that ..... had an animal in return: "Oh no, General Guan eloped with Hua Xiong!" ”

With the phrase "Grandma, a bear!" "I was thrown to the ground, that shattered~~

In my hair, the time is electrified... Forget it, let's call it the space-time rice cooker, after adjusting it again, I came out of the steam again, and this time I found myself lying on the bed, and the smoking, drinking, and hot horse was dressed up and said, "Dalang, come, drink it!" "Just about to feed me medicine!

Oh, my God! Why is there such a horse everywhere? I felt like I could struggle, but the horse's strength was too great for me to break free from its embrace no matter how hard I tried.

At the last moment, someone kicked the door open, and I looked at it, and it turned out to be the chicken with a shovel.

I just heard it say, "Sister-in-law, what do you want to do!?" ”

I thought I was saved, but who knew that it said, "What's the line with such a small bowl?" Come, change the jar ......"

Sitting in front of the space-time rice cooker, I was in despair. Thanks to my little encouragement, I regained hope.

Next.....

I saw a horse named Harry Potter, and a Voldemort horse, holding two chickens, screaming and fighting, and they sent out huge waves of light that hit me......

I saw a group of horses claiming to be in the Chicken Guard Squad about to escort a chicken to the Sauron Magic Mountain, and I was beaten to death with a staff by a horse dressed in a white robe and with a long beard......

I saw a mare flying in the Tien Shan Mountains on a huge chicken, claiming that she was the rightful heir to the Iron Throne, and I was assassinated to death by a horse called Erya......

I saw a horse wearing gloves studded with five jewels, fighting several chickens, and I was killed by one of its snapping fingers......

I saw 300 horses with huge shields and spears, fighting against hundreds of thousands of chickens, and I was trampled to death by those chickens......

I saw...... Whining...... I really don't want to say any more.

Oh, there's time, I'm going to kill myself.

Farewell, my friends ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... his grandmother's, selling my saw blades! There are no teeth......