Chapter 33: The Enemy of Our Enemy Is Our Friend
A group of animals ran~ ran~ ran lifelessly, and didn't stop until they could no longer see the shadow of the Mizutani pie building.
Everyone was so tired that they sat on the ground, panting one by one, their minds were blank, they didn't expect that a good martial arts competition would eventually evolve like this, it was really unpredictable.
Zhao Tiehammer, who usually looks yin and yang weird and annoys animals the most, actually saved everyone. And the seemingly honest Piraisnov has become the accomplice of the bad guys, it seems that seeing is not necessarily believing, and the outside is not necessarily the same!
When the respite calmed down, everyone thought of a question at the same time, what should we do next?
It stands to reason that "Gada Yo-Yo" and "Bolingaer" have lofty ideals and ambitions, and now there is no problem in finding Chicken Wing Seeds and its second aunt, and "Toilet Seat" and Xiaoqing can also go back to the Snake Country to continue to be their princesses, but what about "it"? You must know that "me" and "you" are still in the Mizutani faction, and they may have been caught.
You must know that "Gada Yo-Yo" is a righteous and courageous chicken, and "Bolingaer" is also a loving and righteous earthworm, as the saying goes, "one day is a teacher, and a lifetime is a father", Master Cuihua and Master Salonbas were both caught by "anxious white face", how can they not go back to save them? What's more, at this time, they actually heard something even more terrible.
That is, "I", "you", "it" turned out to be the illegitimate son of the master of "Bo'er"!
"What!? You're the illegitimate son of the 'Boss' master!? Everyone was so shocked that their eyes were about to fly out of their eyes, and this plot was so bloody.
"Yes, the author has already said it again." "It," replied very calmly.
"Gada Yo-Ball" really couldn't believe it, and it hurriedly asked: "But you are a pig, and Master 'Bo'er is a cat, how can you be its illegitimate son?" ”
It glanced at Gada Yo-Yo with disdain, and said, "This novel has been written like this, is there any common sense to speak of?" ”
"Gada Yo-Yo" thought for a moment, and it seemed that this was indeed the case. "But there has to be a reason, right?"
"Here's the thing." "It" continued. "According to the age of the Master of 'Bo'er's Head', it should have a son, right?"
Everyone nodded.
"Then according to the general plot development, the master of 'Bo'er is about to die', is it necessary to recognize the illegitimate child before the temporary?" "It," he added.
Everyone continued to nod.
"Then before the death of Master Bo'ertou, there were only a few of us who came to the Mizutani Sect, and only our three brothers and 'Gada Yo-Ball' were males and could be called sons." "It," he added.
Everyone nodded again.
"And 'Gada Yo-Yo' is a chicken that hatches from an egg, which is clearly inconsistent with the way mammals reproduce. Therefore, only the three of us brothers can be the illegitimate sons of the master of 'Bo'er'! "It," he concluded.
Oh, my God! So that's what happened! Now everyone understands!
But "Pollingaire" was still a little confused. "Although you are the illegitimate son of the master of 'Bo'er's head', why don't you look like it at all?"
I saw "it" lift the pig's trotters. "Look!"
Everyone took a closer look, and saw that there was a handful of hair under the armpits of "it" that was the same as that of the master of "Bo'er Head", oh my God! It turns out that these three little pigs are really the illegitimate sons of the master of "Po Er's Head"!
Although I know such terrible news, the real problem is still not solved, how can we rescue the animals that were imprisoned in the Mizutani faction?
At this time, "it" stood up and said, "The Water Valley Sect is a famous sect in the rivers and lakes, just a few of us, I'm afraid that if we take refuge in any sect, no animal will help us." But as the saying goes, 'the enemy of our enemies is our friend', and the Mizutani faction has six major enemies, and as long as we can gather their strength, there is hope for the recovery of the Mizutani faction. ”
"What are the six enemies?" Xiaoqing asked puzzled.
Then, "it" was introduced......
The first enemy of the Mizutani Sect was called the Cangmang Sect. The congregation is widely distributed and scattered, with middle-aged and elderly female animals in the majority, and although they are usually inconspicuous, they can be said to be powerful when gathered together. These sectarians are all very good at making Ling Bo take a slight step, and whenever the teaching song "The end of the vast world is my love" sounds, it is difficult for anyone to get close. They are most fond of holding events in the square, hence the name "Square Pie". Once, the master of "Bo'er Tou" strayed into a gathering of the Vast Sect, and in the process of learning Ling Bo Weibu, he accidentally saw an old lady who was beaten for no reason, so the two sides have a grudge to this day.
The second enemy of the Mizutani faction, called the Lead-Free Gate, is mainly in the area of Yiyang, Hunan. Lead-free disciples are good at using a unique secret weapon, half the size of a fist, black and transparent, smooth surface, called preserved eggs, specializing in the mouth and nose of animals. Not only was it powerful, but it also had an indescribable smell. When he was young, the master was injured by preserved eggs, which left an indelible psychological shadow on him.
The third enemy of the Mizutani Sect is called the Fang Poison Sect. This sect can be said to be a cult within a cult, good at using poison, and can use scents to hallucinate animals. The head of the Fang Poison Sect is named Wang Zhihe, and he has developed a square, foul-smelling poison that is disgusting. Not only that, but the practice method of the Fang Poison Sect was even more outrageous, the sect members put the square poison into the Gu, and after fermentation, consume it every day, it was really terrifying and abnormal. The master once ingested poison by mistake, and the stench did not disappear for half a month, which was extremely terrifying.
The fourth enemy of the Mizutani faction is called the Shovel faction. This faction can be said to be connoisseurs of short blades, with weapons wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, and a handle at the back, shaped like a shovel. Shovel animals like to go out in the morning to practice, and their way of doing so is also very unique. A large heated disc, put the white batter on it, and use a shovel to evenly flatten it, the action is smooth, the force is just right, very powerful. The reason for the grudge between the master and the Iron Shovel faction has not been determined, and the legend is that it was originally a disciple of the Iron Shovel faction, and he was expelled from the sect after not practicing well.
The fifth enemy of the Mizutani faction is an organization called Hakuyido. The animals of this organization are not martial arts masters, but they are good at finding out the news, walking the streets and alleys every day, using nunchucks made of two boards in their hands, making a "chirping, chirping" sound. And in order to hide people's eyes, they will sell a rat medicine. A long time ago, the master had accidentally eaten a mouse that had taken rat medicine, and he almost didn't hang up after vomiting and diarrhea.
The last and oldest enemy of the Mizutani faction, but they have split into two factions due to disagreement. One is called the sweet party and the other is called the salty party. For a long time, the two parties have been arguing over who is authentic, and the master of "Bo'er Tou" was originally a supporter of the sweet party, so he is naturally inseparable from the salty party.
It turns out that this is the case, but I didn't expect that there are so many sects on the rivers and lakes that I haven't heard of, and "Gada Yo-Yo" and "Bolingaer" can be regarded as eye-opening this time.
"Then we should go to that sect first?" "Toilet seat" asked.
"It" thought for a moment and said, "The closest to here is the Cangmu Sect, they are not afraid of the Water Valley Sect at all, so there is no need to hide, let's go find them first!" ”