Chapter 1 In That Far Away Place

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In a far, far away, far away place, there is a kingdom called "Chicken".

There are 500 roosters, 499 hens, and monogamy.

Yes, you're right, there's one rooster left, and it's the protagonist of this story, the only single in the country of "chickens" - "Gada Yo-Ball".

There must be a reason why every single person in the world is called a "single", and "Gada Yo-Ball" is no exception.

In the country of "chicken", it seems to be mentally abnormal, and its words and deeds are always incompatible with other chickens.

For example, chickens in the country of chickens have only one food for three meals a day, that is, "chicken wings", and each chicken has to eat 6 chicken wings a day.

But "Gada Yo-Yo" has not eaten chicken wings since it was born, it actually eats bugs! Eat bugs!! It actually eats bugs!!

This is so disgusting to other chickens, how can a young hen take a fancy to it?

Another example: in the country of chickens, it is normal for the hen to crow and the rooster to lay eggs, but it insists on crowing, never laying eggs, and others ask it the reason, he says that the buttocks hurt to lay eggs, and the hen's crowing is too ugly.

Of course, there are many, many other reasons, in short, the spirit of "Gada Yo-Yo" is too abnormal.

As for the fact that he is the only single in the country of chickens, "Gada Yo-Yo" doesn't care at all, because it has its own unusual dream, that is, to be able to fly in the sky like a pheasant.

Of course, even a piece of has a dream, and it is normal for "Gada Yo-Ball" to have it. But its wings are for food, how can it be allowed to fly?

Because of this, "Gada Yo-Yo" is often so frustrated that he pulls out his chicken wings to wipe his butt, but don't worry, his wings will grow with a little water.

Of course, Gada Yo-Yo is not a chicken that gives up easily, and it has tried many ways to fly in the sky like a pheasant.

For example, pluck your hair to make a big fan, and fan yourself to the sky~~~

Cover your feet with a rope (of course, you can't put your wings on it, because it will fall off), and hang it on a tree to swing ~~~

Burn your ass with fire, and want to jump to the sky~~~ etc.

But without exception, all failed.

However, God has always been very caring for those who work hard.

When "Gada Yo-Yo" eats too many beans again and wants to fly into the sky with the reaction force of a fart, the fart sound has its own rhythm, as if it is a song.

That's how it is sung, "I have a ~~ beautiful wish~~ that is, to grow up to be able to grow chicken wings~~~ just plant one~~ one is enough~~ can produce a lot of ~~ many chicken wings ......"

Oh, my God! The sound of that fart was so beautiful, it was a natural sound, and "Gada Yoball" was immediately full of confidence, and it firmly believed that there must be a chicken wing in this world, and many chicken wings would be born when planted in the ground.

Because there is a word "chicken" in the song, and on the right side of the "chicken" is a "bird", and the "bird" can fly, so if you can grow a chicken wing tree, you will definitely be able to fly.

Thinking of this, "Gada Yo-Yo" was immediately excited, and at the same time, it also made up its mind to go on a trip tomorrow to find the legendary chicken wing seeds.

"Gada Yo-Ball" is going to go on a trip, and it quickly spread in the chicken-eating country, although this bachelor is not treated by chickens, but after all, living together for such a long time, not going to say goodbye will always make chickens criticize.

So in the days leading up to Gada's trip, the 499 roosters and 499 hens came to see him off and gave him a lot of very useful travel equipment.

These utensils are really beautiful and practical, so let's pick a few and talk about them briefly!

The "pinching head and holding the clam next door to the "Gada Yo-Yo" gave it a pair of shoes, which is really a rare pair of shoes!

It is made of toenails that it has been saving for 5 years, which is not only strong and durable, but also has no bottom, so that the paws can fully feel the temperature of the earth, and at the same time, the instep can not fall dust, the design is really ingenious.

The "Misty Boom" who lives in the south of the city gives "Gada-Yo-Ball" a brace made of 22 pieces of minced chicken wing bones, which allows "Gada-Yo-Ball" to hold his mouth while sleeping to prevent accidentally biting his tongue.

And the most beautiful lady in town, Miss "Tooth and Tooth", gave "Gada Yo-Ball" a magical eye drop that can make the chicken blink 300 times in a minute, so that the chicken will not lose when betting with others.

There are so many such things that they almost fill the "Gada Yo-Yo" house.

Of course, the enthusiasm of the 499 roosters and 499 hens does not stop there, they prepared 1,000 eggs for the "Gada Yo-Ball", all of which are the largest, and they are kept for the road to give away.

How is it possible to carry so many eggs? So, they spent a week making a giant slingshot so that they could launch the eggs and deliver them to the Gada Yoga during their trip.

It was such a great idea that the 499 roosters and 499 hens had a three-day dance party before they could vent their emotions.

Almost all the chickens in the city have sent things, and the "Gada Yo-Ball" is so touching, with so many travel equipment, it has strengthened its belief in finding chicken wing seeds.

However, an elderly chicken once told him that the outside world is very dangerous, not only mountains and swamps that are difficult to cross, because the "chicken" looks delicious, but also fierce and cruel giant beasts, if you are not careful, you will lose the chicken's life.

Thinking of this, "Gada Yoball" couldn't help but shiver, feeling that he had to be more prepared.

After three days of contemplation, "Gada Yo-Yo" finally came up with a brilliant idea.

He took a large pile of weeds, made a shape of a chicken's butt and put it on his head, and another shaped it in the shape of a chicken's head and put it on his buttocks, and tied them tightly with rope.

"Gada Yo-Yo" really admires himself so much, no one knows where its head is and where it is, even if there are any beasts, they can't bite it!

Thinking of this, it plucked off its two wings and tied them on the "head", thinking to itself: "Humph! Now I'm a monster with wings on my head, and I don't think anyone will dare to bite me? ”

The day of departure of the "Gada Yo-Yo" has finally arrived, and the sun is shining and the drizzle is falling, 499 roosters and 499 hens have come to see it off, and a chicken with chicken wings on its "head" has finally begun its journey......

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