Chapter 2 Butt and head swapping is a good idea
"Gada Yo-Yo" finally took the first step of its journey, and its mood was extremely excited, like the stormy waves in a small puddle, but at the same time, it also faced the first major problem in the chicken.
In order to prevent being attacked by wild beasts, the "Gada Yo-Ball" was disguised when it left, and now its head is the buttocks, and the buttocks are the heads, which side does it use to move forward? If the real head and fake ass are facing forward, it will definitely make the beast find it weird, and with the fake head and real ass forward, you will not be able to see the way clearly. Alas! That's a real headache.
"Gada Yo-Ball" thinks ~ thinks ~ thinks about it, and thinks about it so much that the hair on his head falls off, hey! It finally came to mind!
When it was in school, its teacher used to say that if it was hesitant, it would choose C, so it decided to go sideways! "Gada Yo-Ball" couldn't help but secretly admire himself in his heart: "I'm really a genius!"
However, "Gada Yo-Ball" soon discovered the second problem, walking sideways is very slow, he has been walking for a whole day, but the gate of the chicken country is still in sight.
Not only that, but now there was a fork in the road in front of it, one to the left and one to the right, which made it difficult again.
Oh, yes! No one told the "Gada Yo-Yo" where the chicken wing seeds were, and there was no map, so which way should I go?
It's hard to get the "Gada Yo-Ball". It thought and thought and thought about it, and bit its tongue several times, and suddenly remembered that two days ago a chicken had given it a travel tool called the Hesitant Selector.
It was overjoyed, and immediately took off the package on its back, rummaging, flipping~ Finally found it!
This thing is really amazing, a thin little piece of stone, with left written on one side and right written on the other, can help you make a choice with a light throw, which is really amazing!
So, the "Gada Yo-Yo" took the small stone and threw it upwards gently, accompanied by a beautiful parabola, and the stone fell to the ground to show the word "left".
"Hey!" "Gada Yo-Yo" jumped up happily, and now it was finally decided - go to the right! As for why "right", that's how the hesitant selector is used!
In this way, the "Gada Yo-Ball" moved to the right little by little, and suddenly it was surprised to find that something was moving in its direction not far away, and it was small, and it seemed to be many, and it was arranged in a herringbone shape for a while, and it was in a zigzag shape for a while, and it came to it in a short time.
"Oh my God! It turned out to be an earthworm! "Yes, it's earthworms, and it's a lot of earthworms, but soon "Gada Yo-Ball" discovers something different.
It's amazing that these earthworms are standing in a neat queue, and that each earthworm has eyebrows, eyes, and mouths.
However, what surprised the "Gada Yo-Ball" even more was still behind, those earthworms actually spoke, only to see them put their eyebrows and mouths on the ground, pouting their tails and pointing straight at the "Gada Yo-Yo", and said: "Chicken monster!" Chicken monsters! Voice.
"Gada Yo-Ball" was shocked in his heart, how could they still recognize themselves as chickens if they were so perfectly disguised?
Oh! Right! I'm also a chicken after pretending to be myself! It's just that the butt and head have been reversed. However, it still wanted to reason with these earthworms, but before it could speak, suddenly a huge egg in the sky "swished" and fell down, killing all these earthworms.
In the chicken country, the 499 roosters and 499 hens are loading large eggs on slingshots and launching them outward!
"Gada yo-yo" eats insects, so many "egg-wrapped earthworms" are best to take and eat on the road. Thinking of this, "Gada Yo-Ball" packed those "egg-wrapped earthworms" in his bag and continued to hurry.
This road is really long, and it looks like "Gada Yo-Ball" has walked for another day, and you can still see the gate of the chicken country.
It's not a way to walk like this, it's too slow, so "Gada Yo-Yo" began to think about the reason why he walked slowly, it thought and thought, and finally it thought, it must be the dust that fell on the feet, making its feet heavier to walk so slowly.
So it carefully took out the pair of nail shoes that "pinched the head and held the mussels" to give it from the backpack, and said to himself with satisfaction: "Now my paws will not fall into dust, and I will definitely be able to walk fast!" ”
Just when the "Gada Yo-Ball" was full of pride, it suddenly felt that its fake head and real ass had been pricked by a needle, so it turned around and looked at it with its real head and fake ass, and there was an earthworm standing on the rock next to it, an earthworm wearing armor and holding a sword.
Before the "Gada Yoball" came to his senses, he only heard the earthworm say: "You chicken monster! I am the brave man of the earthworm country, and I must defeat you in order to win the princess's heart! ”
Don't look at the "Gada Yo-Ball" has the courage to travel alone, but its courage is really not very big, looking at the menacing earthworm in front of it, it is actually afraid. "You... You... What proof do you have that you say I'm a chicken monster? ”
The earthworm even jumped up, waved his sword vigorously and said, "Don't admit that you are a chicken monster, look at the earthworm corpse in your bag!" ”
"Gada Yo-Yo" turned his head to see that the backpack did indeed reveal the corpse of half an earthworm. "Alas! If you are really careless, how can you expose what you eat? It doesn't taste good when it dries!"
"Gada Yoball" was weak and scared, and it also raised its voice and said, "That... So what proof do you have that you are a brave man? ”
The earthworm gestured with his sword and said, "Who can be as powerful as me except the brave?" ”
"Gada Yoball" was even more scared now, and he was so scared that he trembled when he spoke. "I... I've heard that brave people are very smart, so I'll ask you a question, and if you answer it, I'll go with you. ”
"Of course the brave are smart! What's the problem? The earthworm said.
Ah! What can I do? What's wrong with "Gada Yo-Yo"! That's just nonsense. What went wrong? "Gada Yo-Yo" thought about it, and finally had to ask a question: "Then you say, my ass is whole?" Or is it two halves? ”
The earthworm brave man glanced at the fake butt of "Gada Yo-Ball" and blurted out: "What's so difficult about this, of course it's the whole thing!" ”
"That's not right!" "Gada Yo-Yo" said loudly as if he had picked up a life-saving straw: "You are wrong! ”
The earthworm warrior was stunned, and his whole body became a big question mark, and he couldn't help asking, "Why?" ”
"Gada Yo-Ball" continued: "You see, this ass of mine is fake, and this head is fake, but I put this ass on my head, and the head on my ass. Then my head becomes an ass, and my ass becomes a head, and the mouth on my head is two halves, but the ass is whole, but when the head becomes an ass, it becomes whole, and the ass becomes two halves, so is my ass head and head ass whole or two halves? ”
At this moment, the earthworm brave man was even more stunned, how could its little head figure figure out such a complicated problem? Finally it finally turned into a big exclamation mark and died!