This year's National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival are a holiday, and those of us who are studying or working outside have taken advantage of this holiday to return to our hometowns. Catch up with Zhu Desan's birthday, we have dinner together in the red sun, everyone is arrogant about your cup, I have drunk a lot of wine, I forgot who mentioned it during the banquet, saying that it is to imitate Liu Guanzhang's Taoyuan three knots, we also want to have a red sun worship. Suddenly it was a house full of pride, we reported the birthday one by one, it happened that the big brother we usually thought was one year older than us, but the birthday was two days younger than me, and he always led us to conquer the north and south in high school, and I also respected him a little, although there were times when I was not convinced, and he was singled out, but he was not singled out. Guy was bigger than me, a lap older than me. Today, the brothers want to worship the handle, for fear that the other brothers will not be convinced, so the two of us will fight with rock-paper-scissors. As a result, I lost, he became the eldest brother, and I became the second brother.

A few of us said a four-character auspicious word one by one, as a toast, I didn't learn the ancients' set of blood alliances, because no one can do it, not to mention a bowl of blood from ten people, how to drink?

Everyone stood and said one by one, the boss Liu Yang, the body is strong, better than my physique, because of illness in high school, squatted in the second grade, my father is a teacher in our school, so he is the school's bully, can play and play, after graduating from high school, we have few opportunities to meet, we are all going to school in other places, and I can only meet if I go back to my hometown during the New Year's holidays, and now he has been working in Gaohong Co., Ltd., a subsidiary of Datang Telecom, mainly doing office network, so he is known as Yangyang Deyi.

The second child, that is, me, is still in college, and I hope that I can have a number of grades in the future, which is called Zhuo You's grades.

The third grandson Zhiyuan, the family is the most bullish national enterprise in our county, mainly doing dairy products, high school did not finish directly let the old man to get to study in New Zealand, this National Day to catch up with the school side of the holiday, flew back from New Zealand, so called far in the sky.

The fourth Yuan Zheng, that is, the second master of Yuan, stayed at home for a few days, and the old man arranged for him to work at the PICC branch in Beijing.

The fifth Zhu Desan, because his big name is Zhu Dejin, from elementary school to high school, his home is at the door of the school, why not say that the school is at the door, because his family wants to go to which school to go to, and he buys a building next to which school to settle down, so it is very appropriate for his name, which is close at hand.

The sixth Li Dawei, looks like Li Weijia carved out of a mold, the height is about the same, he loves to play football in high school, not to mention his academic performance, and later went to a university in Tianjin, we all think that he is extraordinary, it is a great man's move.

Lao Qi Yu Yang, nicknamed the big eagle, is on the street all day long, where there are activities, where there are new stores, who has a new thing, can't escape his eyes, so he is nicknamed the big eagle, as for the four-character blessing words, we all want to be a little secret, want him to stay away from us, so call him sail away.

I won't say much about this, I love face, I have a short temper, I wish him a powerful look.

Lao Jiu Zhang Hucheng, when he was in junior high school, he was in the same class with Yuan Erye and Zhu Desan, and the four of us were in the same class, a little kid, who couldn't tell a lie or anything, and did something bad.

The tenth Liu Qingchao, don't say much, looking at his face full of youthful and beautiful beans, we all wish him to be extraordinary.

Maybe everyone thinks that so many people worship the handle is a little fun, but the feelings that have nothing to do with interests and have nothing to do with the future are the most sincere, we may have each other's own careful eyes and small abacus, but we can play from childhood to adulthood for so many years, and how many friends can be left around? There are so many and I am content.

Everyone raised their glasses and drank them all. I didn't drink less of this meal, it was broken, and the big eagle and the tiger sent me home. Later, I found out why I drank a broken piece that day, it turned out that Li Dawei and Yuan Erye, Huzi and the wine they drank with me were all white water, only I drank wine, if the table in this private room was big, it was really bad, I couldn't see the situation on the other side clearly, and I would suffer if I was stubborn.

Later, Huzi said that he was probably going to come to Shijiazhuang to work, and the Pacific Insurance Company that his family found said that he had to go to Shijiazhuang for training and internship, but the specific situation was not decided, and I didn't take it seriously.

A few days of the National Day holiday will pass in a blink of an eye. When I can't sleep at night, I think of Liu Haitao, the god stick in the dormitory. Said that he wanted to talk about it from several aspects.

One is personal hygiene. It's a fact that our dormitory is not very hygienic. It's also true that he's the favorite cleaner in our dorm. But Liu Rui and I still make ourselves very sunny when we go out, and we won't go to class without brushing our teeth or washing our faces. Liu Haitao doesn't care about this, he just opens his eyes and goes to class if he wants to, and it doesn't matter if he is wearing pajamas. At that time, I didn't understand how there were still people like him in the world, but I got used to it. He is also recognized as the most immoral person in our dormitory, and he will never flush the toilet after going to the toilet. That day, I said that you flushed the toilet, and he said I did. I said how come I didn't hear the water, and he said I spit on it.

The second is to attend classes. It's no secret that we don't like classes very much. But I went with Liu Rui honestly, he had to pretend to be forced, pretended to answer a few questions, and was not afraid of being struck by lightning on a rainy day. But usually after answering the question, he will show his true side, and after sitting down, he will say those two sonorous words to me: "Let's go?" ”

The third is his pillow. His pillow was the hardest I've ever seen, tall and firm, and what I couldn't understand was that he had a big stack of books under it. One night I was sleeping incense, and I only heard a few clangs. Liu Haitao's stupid book fell down and hit me again, I scolded him for a long time, but he didn't react, so I threw the book that smashed me into the water room. When I woke up the next morning, I looked at my name on the soaked pages on the floor of the water room, and I shouted, "Liu Haitao, I am your father!" Why the fuck don't you pillow your own book! ”

Liu Haitao is like a bug that we can't fix in 526, and it kills me to death. But when I think about the fact that he went to elementary school for ten years, I still laugh wildly, and my heart is balanced.

Of course, I also have awesome places, and what I admire most about Liu Rui and Liu Haitao should be sleeping and snoring.

To quote Liu Rui's words, if anyone says that my snoring is not an earth-shattering ghost, he and Liu Haitao will fight with whom first. Because there were only three of us in the dormitory for a long time, I was one of those people who was very busy during the day and fell asleep when I came back at night with my pillow. Immediately after falling asleep, the snoring sounded, and the tone was abrupt and distinct. As the only two listeners I have, they always greet each other at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night: "Liu Rui, are you asleep?" Liu Rui said: "Are you sleeping listening to this snoring?" One night they played mahjong and I slept. They ended the game after playing less than 1 o'clock, because the two people except Liu Haitao and Liu Rui said that they didn't want to play because of my snoring. Who did I provoke, turn over, I still have to sleep.

Use the fragments of Liu Rui and Liu Haitao in life to record the daily life of 526.

At 12 o'clock in the evening, Liu Rui, Liu Haitao, Elephant, and the second child next door were playing mahjong. I watched a few episodes of Korean dramas and asked a few of them: Do you dare to disperse early today? Liu Rui asked me rhetorically: Do you dare not snore tonight?

They then played mahjong, and at 1 o'clock I turned off the computer and lay down on the bed to sleep: you guys dispersed early today,, I make you sleep badly every day.

1:03 a.m. I've started snoring.

At half past one, the second brother said that Brother Hei's snoring is too awesome. The elephant said that he was in no mood to play with the noise. They just dispersed.

At 1:40, Liu Rui began to fight Warcraft. At 2:45, he stopped playing and was ready to go to bed.

At 3 o'clock, I called... Call... Call...

Liu Haitao scolded: Heizi, I'm your father.

Liu Rui instructed him: It's useless for you to say that it's his uncle now.

Liu Haitao said: Heizi, I am your uncle...

At half past three, I called... Call... Call...

Liu Haitao asked Liu Rui: Are you hungry?

Liu Rui said: Hungry.

Liu Haitao said: Is there anything to eat?

Liu Rui said: There is, do you eat it?

At 4 o'clock, I called... Call... Call...

Liu Rui said: I'm hungry too, do you have anything to eat?

Liu Haitao said: There is.

At half past four, I exhaled... Call... Call...

Liu Haitao asked Liu Rui: Let's go eat fritters and soy milk at the door in the morning, right?

Liu Rui said: Are you sick or am I sick.

Liu Haitao said angrily: Heizi, I am your father.

Liu Rui said: You were still his uncle just now.

I was dazed and heard their talk and said, "You two are such a fool."

Liu Rui and Liu Haitao thought I was in a state of deep sleep, and suddenly a sentence came out, making the two of them say in unison: Fuck!

When it was dawn, Liu Haitao and Liu Rui basically didn't sleep all night, chatting in bed over and over again. I got up, took out my computer, and started a day of binge-watching, watching movies, and playing games.

At 2 o'clock in the afternoon, Liu Rui was woken up violently in his deep sleep, Liu Haitao gave a look, Liu Rui rubbed his eyes and nodded, Liu Haitao then shouted at the corridor again, elephant, second, and then the four of them were filled with gunsmoke.

After sitting down, the elephant said that he would play eight rounds of cards, and it turned out to be more than 5 o'clock in the evening, and it directly became a decisive battle until dawn. I came back from outside at 10 o'clock in the evening, and the four of them sat on the small pony, and they didn't even change the place. At around 12 midnight, I asked them, "Do you dare to fucking go to bed early today?" ”

"Do you dare not fucking snore tonight?"

They didn't finish, and I slept still snoring.