Chapter 332: It's better to eat less

"Okay, sir, we have recorded everything you said, please keep in touch, we will give you feedback on the progress of the case at any time, by the way, I don't know what your name is?"

"Oh, my name is Xiao Zhang...... Xiao Zhang Dao'an. ”

Zhang Daoan was a little frightened, he would have known that he would not have immigrated, I don't know what kind of place this is.

"Okay, Mr. Xiao Zhang, we will dispatch the armed forces of the whole city to assist you.

Also, the five brothers of the universe will also be dispatched, and when the time comes, I have to ask you to cooperate well and help us catch the criminals. ”

"Yes, yes, that's right, you must bring more people, then you don't only have the bride, but also the fire-breathing youkai, yes, yes, and the big tengu, everything. ”

The old policeman nodded solemnly, then saluted.

"Thank you very much for your cooperation, Mr. Zhang, you have made great contributions to the cause of the earth. ”

"That's not true, I just did what I was supposed to do, you guys hurry up and go to the police, it's too late. ”

"It's not too late, the Guardians of the Galaxy are already here. ”

At this time, a group of doctors in white coats broke in at the door.

"Mr. Iijima, where is the patient?"

Now Zhang Daoan knew, it turned out that they had never believed him, but regarded him as a mental patient.

"I'm not sick, I'm really not sick, listen to me, if this continues, the entire Sakura Country will fall!"

The doctors skillfully controlled his hands and feet, and then said, "Yes, yes, yes, you're not sick, you're not sick, it's just that we Space Guard need your help." ”

"Wrong, Captain Aoki, this time you're in the Guardians of the Galaxy. ”

The old policeman on the side reminded.

"Hey, young people are quite good at playing nowadays, okay, well, hello, Mr. Zhang, I'm the captain of the Guardians of the Galaxy, come with us to save the galaxy. ”

Several people ignored Zhang Daoan's shouting, and then carried him into the car of the mental hospital and roared away.

The moment Zhang Daoan was taken into the car, in the more lively areas of the cherry blossom country, the "Hundred Ghosts Night Walk" activity also began.

The car from the psychiatric hospital drove all the way forward, and since this was already the most lively time of the celebration, the road seemed to be a little congested, and the driver had already honked his horn impatiently several times.

"It's all on vacation, and you're going to come out to arrest people!

"yes, I'm still on vacation with my wife, and you, how old are you, and what are you talking about the Guardians of the Galaxy here? ”

After he said this, he directly patted Zhang Dao'an's head.

"I'm really not crazy, I'm not mentally ill!"

Zhang Daoan explained again.

"Yes, yes, everyone who gets in this car will say that they are not sick. ”

These staff members have long been accustomed to hearing this kind of statement, so they ignore it.

Zhang Daoan knew that the more he could explain it like this, the more he couldn't explain it, so he changed his statement.

"My name is Xiao Zhang Dao'an, I live in 304, the old third floor, No. 77, Qingshui Street, Shendu District, I am highly educated, I used to be a graduate student of Shendu University, the intersection of Huang Chi is 23 ° 26', there are four seasons in a year, three hundred and sixty-five days, and in leap years it is three hundred and sixty-six days......"

Subsequently, Zhang Daoan said a series of simple common sense in the human world, but many of them were logical, and for a while, these staff members were also a little suspicious, is the man in front of him really mentally ill?

"You...... Really not psychotic?"

"It's really not, it's the two police gentlemen who misunderstood me. ”

Then the staff asked a few more questions, and Zhang Daoan answered them all, and now they all believed it, this time it may really be a misunderstanding.

At this moment, Zhang Daoan exclaimed: "Hey, look at the bride! This is the real bride!"

Isn't the "bride" one of the 100 ghosts who wander at night? What is surprising about this thing, and everyone is puzzled.

The reason why Zhang Daoan made such a fuss was because this bride Luo was real, and it was the one who killed his eldest brother Mu Nanshou, because the extra face on her body was exactly what Mu Nanshou looked like.

"Yes, Mr. Zhang, we saw it, this is the bride, one of the most prestigious demons in our cherry blossom country, you are also intimidated, right? However, this guy is just a novelist's fiction, so don't be overly nervous. ”

"No, no, no, this is true, we have encountered a real 'Hundred Ghosts Night Tour'!

Zhang Daoan didn't want to fall into the tiger's mouth.

Hearing this, the staff who thought he was normal at first began to doubt again, can he say such a thing, is he still a normal person?

"Captain, what should I do? This kid is sometimes normal and sometimes abnormal. ”

"Well, he should have intermittent psychosis, and he didn't take his medicine on time to cause this situation, forget it, take him back too, anyway, he came out for a trip, he can't go home empty-handed, by the way, send the bill to his family. ”

After some thought, everyone came to this conclusion.

"I'm really not sick, I'm really not sick, didn't I prove it all just now?

Zhang Daoan felt very desperate in his heart, he knew the truth of the matter, but no one believed him.

Finally, the driver sitting in front couldn't help it.

"You give him an anesthetic, I really can't stand it! If this continues, I'll be crazy, do you need to talk so much to a madman?"

"Captain, what should I do?"

Everyone looked at the person who led the team again, and the latter nodded, finally having a holiday, naturally he couldn't let this madman ruin his mood.

Seeing that the staff took out a long syringe, Zhang Daoan panicked, if he drove further, he might have some kind of terrifying encounter.

Therefore, when the syringe containing the tranquilizer was about to hit him, Zhang Daoan burst out with huge force out of survival and knocked the staff member down.

Then, he rushed out, he still has a lot of wives who haven't said goodbye, how can he just die, after jumping out of the car, Zhang Daoan ran all the way, what he has to do now is to persuade those "wives" as much as possible to run away with him.

At this time, on the street just now, a child pointed outside and said in a milky voice: "Mom, Mom, there is an old man who has been eaten by a big spider. ”

However, the young mother was still busy with work and did not take his words to heart.

"Yes, yes, yes, eat it, there are too many people in the Sakura country, alas, I can't even sit on the subway at work, so it's okay to eat. ”