"Village Chief, the 'Great Writing Burn' campaign has begun, and the other villages are ready, so it's up to us. ”

'Omonjayaki' is also a unique event of the Sakura National Bon Festival, and every year on this festival, the magistrate of Turen County will draw lots, and several villages that have won the lottery must go to the mountains on this day and lay them out of flammable materials in a font, which may be a paragraph or an idiom.

"No, village chief, we haven't gone up yet, how can there be words?"

The leader of the team in charge of laying himself out came out at this time, and because the whole village was looking for the two sons of the Kameda family just now, the celebration was also delayed.

"No, no, you look at these words, it's weird. ”

Everyone took a closer look and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

This year, the county magistrate asked for the words "a hundred deaths for life", and the meaning of this sentence is that those ancestors who have passed away have laid a good foundation for future generations.

This sentence is used to praise the merits of the ancestors, but the idiom above has become a hundred deaths, and the meaning has completely changed at once.

Several neighboring villages were also surprised.

"What is Wangwangcun doing? These two words are too different!"

"yes, that's unlucky!"

"In my opinion, they just want to destroy, I have already said that in such an evil place as Wangwang Mountain, there must be problems with the people who live nearby. ”

The villagers of Wangwang Village were at a loss, knowing that none of this was their business.

"The village chief, I don't know who tampered with the words, what should I do?

Everyone was agonizing about this, but only one man was driving to the village, shouting, "Run, the mountain is on fire, run." ”

At the pass of Wangwang Mountain, at this time, a man came out of it.

Looking at the scene in front of him, he laughed and said, "I don't know the fire, it seems that you have won this time, and your Fire God Array can be harvested!"

"Yes, Lord Xu Fu!"

Obon is a major festival in the country of cherry blossoms, and especially in the Togami region, where the gods are revered, it is highly valued.

Although the Sakura Country was modernized a hundred years ago, this kind of event is still highly respected, and even local ZF organizations are very enthusiastic about participating in this event.

A small policeman sat in the police station in Turen County, looking very bored.

"Iijima-senpai, it's so boring, everyone is out to play, and I really want to go out and play. ”

An older policeman was relieved: "Do our business, where you can play as you want, straight people, endure loneliness, don't think that the Obon Festival can relax your vigilance, at this time of year, there are still a lot of missing cases, cheer up, newcomer." ”

After the old policeman finished speaking, he helped him pinch his shoulder.

"Hey, what Iijima's seniors taught me was that I just remembered that at this time last year, I was still organizing the 'Omonjayaki' event with my family, and I was a little sad. ”

"Ha, don't be discouraged, in two days, they will all be back, and ...... by then"

"Bang!"

A man stumbled in, his face full of horror and frequently looking behind him.

Their instincts told them that this time it must not be easy.

"Hello, sir, is there anything I can do to help you?"

The man calmed down a little: "What I have to say, you must not be afraid. ”

"We are the police, we will not be afraid, you please. ”

The old policeman signaled, and Naoto quickly took out the notebook on the side, ready to make a record.

"My eldest brother... Killed by the bride!"

The murder case was hilarious, and the two cheered up.

"This bride you are talking about.... Which one is it?"

The old policeman asked.

"It's not any one, it's the kind of monster that eats people, you haven't seen it. ”

After he finished speaking, the young policeman quickly drew a sketch of the offender with a fried tempura with shrimp tails on it.

"It's not food, bastard, she's the eight-legged kind, it's terrifying. ”

The young policeman drew quickly again, and a large crab was drawn.

"Where's the head? No, she's a man-eating monster, aren't you just like a crab?"

The young policeman drew another smiley face on the shell of the crab.

"What the ......"

The old policeman stopped him and said, "Will the monster still laugh? ”

The old policeman directly changed the smiling face to a fierce look.

The man was about to be angry, so he took a picture of the portrait on the ground.

"Bride Girl! Have you read the novel, it's the kind of bride with long hair and a good body, and eight legs, understand?"

The two policemen glanced at each other, and a sentence came to their minds at the same time.

"I finally came to report the crime, but I turned out to be a fool. ”

The old policeman gave the young policeman a glance and told him to call the psychiatric hospital so that he would not be allowed to run away, while he continued to deal with him.

"Got it, you go on. ”

"At the beginning, we met in the woods, she had a good figure, she should have a C if you look at it, and said that she liked the two of us very much, and then my eldest brother couldn't stand the temptation and was caught in the woods.

After I followed in quietly, I found that these two dog men and women were doing that kind of thing crazy, I don't understand this kind of female monster, how can my uncle be tempted......"

"Poof!"

The young policeman who was sending a message couldn't help but laugh out loud because the story he made up was so funny.

"What are you laughing at?"

"I remembered the happy things. ”

"Can you laugh when you're happy? You don't respect us citizens, I'm going to complain to the mayor!"

"Hahaha......"

A madman made up a bunch of illogical stories, and even went so far as to tell the mayor that Naoto felt for the first time that this profession was quite happy and that he could meet so many weirdos.

"I repeat, I'm not kidding!"

"Yes, yes, hahaha......"

The young policeman couldn't stand the laughter anymore.

The old policeman was afraid that he would alarm the madman and let him run away, so he quickly mediated the two.

"Well, is this tempura you just said beautiful?"

"It's not a question of whether she's beautiful or not, she's really the kind that's terrible, it's terrible......

Her body is like wheels, her head is like a ball, and her teeth are pointy, but she has a really good figure.

Unfortunately, it was too dark to see her breasts......

"Hahaha......"

The old policeman couldn't help it at this time, and laughed out loud.