At the end of the summer internship, I went back to Shijiazhuang early, and suddenly became a junior in college, and in an instant, half of my college life was over. Think about the sophomore year, the same shit as the freshman year. Germany's "World Cup Gate" has also become our "world sorrow". I never said I was a football fan because I didn't dare say I played football too. I was in the dormitory on the night England was eliminated, and usually there was no TV signal at 12 o'clock in the evening, but the signal was always there that day, so a group of us watched the game in the dormitory. At that time, almost everyone in the corridor was supporting England, and England were eliminated after Ronaldo scored that penalty. At the end of the game, almost every dormitory will let out a national exclamation. After England was eliminated, the World Cup for me was over, why I always felt that Ingra was good, it was Liu Fang who wore England's team uniform, like a lively and cute football baby, and the impression in my mind made me love England. However, it's also a shit-like elimination.

What also memorized me was the second "Level 4 Exam Gate" in English. One of the most important things I learned from the last Level 4 exam was that there were no shields in our school, so there were a lot of invisible headphones before the exam. Liu Rui didn't know where to find one at the time, and showed us in the dormitory that the headset was an iron piece like a millet grain, and the matching one had to be tied to the body, and the rope had to be very close to the ear. We all tried it and heard it clearly, the only shortcoming was that the thick rope would definitely be visible as long as the invigilator was not blind. Later, we carefully considered it for a long time, weighed the pros and cons, and felt that the English test was not a trivial matter, but it was directly finished if we were caught. So it still didn't work, so they all switched to receiving text messages on their mobile phones. Liu Rui, Liu Haitao, and the three of us bought a copy together, and found someone outside the examination room to distribute it to the three of us, and it was up to fate whether we could copy it.

The pre-test answers are more popular and are said to be particularly accurate. Before the exam, we had several copies on hand, some of which were said to have been obtained from the Northeast, some claimed to have been obtained from Xinjiang, and some were found from Hainan classmates. We didn't know how good it was to copy, so in the end we insisted on the first choice. During the exam, I sat at the first table by the window, and my position was not good, so I had to wait for the invigilator to take a chance to look at my phone when I walked around. When the answer came, I copied the listening very carefully, and before I could copy the others, Tian Mengxiong behind me was arrested. I was scared at the time, I could only turn off the phone quickly, and stuffed the phone into the radiator by the wall, after these actions were done, my front and back were wet, in case I was caught like Tian Mengxiong, it was directly without a degree. But I don't think I'm as stupid as him, I set the phone to vibrate, and put it on the chair, cover it with two legs, when the text message comes, I can see the text message when the leg is forked, his idea is good, but he forgot, when the text message comes, the phone vibrates on the chair and buzzes, and the whole classroom can hear it. I watched with disdain as he was cleared out of the exam room, thinking, won't you be on silent for the? After he was arrested, I had no answers to copy, so I had to choose the next multiple-choice questions as C.

I was depressed for a long time after the fourth-level exam, because Liu Rui and Liu Haitao both copied well, and scored more than 500 points respectively. After I made a wish at the Berlin Zen Temple in Zhaozhou, the score came out with 426 points, only one point more than the passing line. This also made me very happy, because I didn't have to worry about proving the degree certificate, so I took Liu Rui and Liu Haitao out of the Internet café that night.

This year, the dormitory still revolves around the main theme of mahjong every day, and it is still those few people who play. The only two months of silence may have something to do with the "Mahjong Gate" incident. One afternoon, when I returned to the dormitory from outside, I saw Liu Haitao, Elephant and Ermao sitting at the mahjong table. In fact, this position is reserved for Liu Rui, who is going to the toilet. I just thought about playing two for him, Liu Haitao and they saw that I had a rare time playing with a few of them, and said cool words: "This time we are not afraid, even if the secretary comes to arrest us, we will also have the chairman to hold it." ”

I said that he was crow's mouth, and sat on the mahjong table without caring about the three-seven-twenty-one. Just after touching the cards, when someone knocked on the door when he was studying the card type, Liu Rui asked who it was. The man only said to open the door. Liu Rui asked who it was again, but the person still didn't say, just knocked. When Liu Haitao was about to greet the man's mother, Liu Rui opened the door. No sooner had the bolt been pulled out than the man kicked the door open. Fortunately, Liu Rui hid quickly, otherwise he would definitely be photographed by the door.

When the man entered the house, he yelled, "Do you know who I am!" ”

This person is none other than our beloved Secretary Gao. At that time, I wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, but it was so pitiful. What kind of luck am I, I have to grab a position with Liu Rui, and sighed. Liu Haitao's crow's mouth, his dream came true, and he was arrested. The three of them have nothing to fear, because I am on top of it. What did Secretary Gao do with me, the president of the student union, and they all watched.

But why did Secretary Gao come all the way from the office building to arrest us? Usually, the aunt in charge of the building does not enter our house to check the hygiene. Secretary Gao glared at me angrily and said, "You have a good head!" Pack up your things and come with me! I scratched my head and followed behind Secretary Gao, Liu Haitao and Tian Daxiang took the mahjong with a smile and followed behind me. I think I'm going to finish playing this time.,When I went downstairs, there were a few unlucky ghosts majoring in computer science on the third floor.,Secretary Gao passed by and heard the sound of washing mahjong.,Piggyback also caught.。 From this point of view, someone must have reported that we were arrested in the dormitory, otherwise he would not have gone straight to our fifth floor without first arresting the third floor. I greeted the whistleblower's mother several times in my heart, and then looked at Liu Haitao again, and I had the heart to slap his broken mouth.

When we arrived at Secretary Gao's office, we stood in a room, he walked in front of us for a long time, and after some education, he criticized me emphatically, and finally confiscated the mahjong, and let us all go back to write and check it to him, and then let them go, leaving me in the office. He asked me, "What do you think I should do with you?" ”

"Secretary Gao, I was wrong, I didn't do a good job, I review. But I really don't want to play mahjong, the mahjong player went to the toilet, I drew the cards, you came in, and I was wronged. I laughed and explained to Secretary Gao.

"You don't have to tell me that, what I saw is fake, you just say you didn't play." Secretary Gao said sternly.

"I'll play." I let out a low sigh.

"Isn't that the end of it, go back and write a good check, learn a lesson, so many people are watching."

"Oh, then I'll go back and write well." I admit it.

When I came out of Secretary Gao's office, I forgot about writing and checking, Secretary Gao didn't ask me, and of course I didn't take the initiative to hand it in. I guess he doesn't want to make trouble for me anymore, and no one will work for him when he turns back, so he won't do it.

Not long after the "Mahjong Gate" incident, a very terrifying "Murder Gate" incident occurred in the economy and trade. One night, a girl from our department and her boyfriend from the sports institute were brutally murdered in the grove of the trade and trade. Hearing the news, the first thought in my mind was wondering if the woman was Zhu Boyan. The version that came out later proved that it wasn't her, and I was disappointed.

But at that time, there were many versions of the murderer about this, and the most outrageous thing I heard was that the woman's former boyfriend was very rich at home and was very good to her, and then the woman couldn't bear the loneliness in school and found this benevolent brother in the sports institute, and then her ex-boyfriend was really angry and went to be a soldier, and then he was angry and knocked out the pair of hard-working mandarin ducks, and then the murderer was caught. It was a robbery and murder, and we lacked nothing but imagination.

If the "Murder Gate" incident only frightened our little hearts, the "Lights Out" incident that happened later completely changed our lives. One day, the small blackboard downstairs in the dormitory read: "Because of such and such a reason, the school party committee decided to force the dormitory to turn off the lights at half past eleven every night." As soon as the small blackboard hung out, it caused an uproar in the entire dormitory. On the first night of the power outage, everyone couldn't help but start venting, I don't know who took the lead, wine bottles, kettles and other things were thrown out of the windows of the dormitory building like snowflakes. The next day, the school was afraid that the students' reaction would be too aggressive, so the colleges asked each college to do their own work to reassure the students. Secretary Gao called me and asked me to go to his office. I knew he was going to give me another assignment, so I went to his office. Then he led the teachers and student cadres to inspect the dormitories one by one to see what dangerous items there were, and finally we were stunned that there were more than a dozen sacks of beer bottles in our No. 9 building, and two sacks were packed in one dormitory of business administration alone, which made us stunned, and the beer bottles in the dormitory were stacked from the ground to the ceiling in the bathroom, a whole wall. In the morning, the cleaner's aunt looked at the glass ballasts all over the floor with a look of chagrin and displeasure, and now she looks at the scrap of the car we brought her, and her face is full of joy.

There is also the fact that I resigned from the position of the sports committee of the class, because according to Liu Rui, don't look at me as a bluff, but I was not born to engage in sports, and I couldn't run fast and jump high, but I was let be our sports committee for two years, so I couldn't bear it and took the initiative to resign, which stimulated them.