"It's not just such a serious issue, it's an already serious issue. ”

The system said in Zhou Huan's mind: "You have attracted the attention of the whole country, and various self-media are hyping you." What "Shocked, my country actually has such a secret weapon!", "Decryption, he hit the United States so hard", "A Chinese high school student made the United States lose tens of billions, but the United States wants to greet him with a smile", these articles make many middle-aged and elderly Internet users really think that you are a secret weapon, and when Los Angeles was in turmoil this time, there were still people on the street holding signs that said Long live Comrade Sangun!"

"It's my business!"

"Haven't you heard what the Thousand Husband is referring to?"

"That's why I'm being treated like this, my post is not violating!"

"In our time, there was a saying that all mass incidents were political issues in the final analysis, and when there was such a big fuss in China, did Sina Blog and Tianya dare to take advantage of the fire?"

"But why didn't they block my ID in the first place?"

"There may be some old comrades who think that you are contributing to the country, and even if they can't help, they can't hold back, right?"

"You mean, if I post a question about China in Tianya and other places, it will be deleted as soon as possible, but there will be nothing to do when it comes to foreign countries?"

"Yes, that's it, you are now patriotic and have no way, I have already asked you to register a TWWER account, for this. ”

Generally, patriotic posts Zhou Huan generally only posts in China, because he feels that if he sends them to twwer, foreigners can't understand them.

At this time, Zhou Huan's mobile phone rang, and it was the Chinese Consulate in Los Angeles, and the people inside were very enthusiastic, telling them that they wanted to meet him and that they could go anywhere.

"Don't bother, I'll just go to the consulate. ”

There seemed to be the sound of something falling on the other side of the phone, and someone seemed to cover his mouth to prevent swearing words from scolding, and continued to speak to Zhou Huan with a kind attitude.

"Mr. Zhou, you're welcome, where you are, we can come by ourselves, you must not come, the consulate is being renovated now, everything is very messy. ”

waited for the other party to hang up the phone, and Zhou Huan came back to his senses.

"They dislike me like this? So scared that I'm going to the consulate? I'm going to go, system, let's go take a taxi!"

At this moment, Zhou Huan was extremely sad and indignant in his heart, what is this and what!

If it weren't for the fact that his blog had been blocked, he would have posted a post now to praise how good the Los Angeles consulate was!

There are four major hatreds in life, one hates the bony carp, the second hates the kumquat and the sour, the third hates the xx has a yard, and the fourth hates the patriotic!

"Di, the system issues a non-mandatory order, and the wanderer returns home.

Please return to the home country, the task reward, one credit. ”

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The Los Angeles consulate was easy to find, and it took less than twenty minutes for Zhou Huan to take a taxi.

"My name is Zhou Huan, not long ago, a person named Secretary Li from your consulate called me and said that he had something to discuss, so I thought about it and came over by myself......

"Are you Zhou Huan?"

The reception staff of the consulate looked at Zhou Huan, with a ghost-like look on his face, especially when he found that Zhou Huan had a camera on his chest, which was even more complicated.

"Do you know me?"

Zhou Huan was a little strange.

"Everyone knows you, even my friends have called to ask if you really exist, don't praise me and complain about me, I still have a wife and children......"

"Don't worry, the captain has AIDS because of his own messing, and then it caused the entire crew to go over, and it doesn't have much to do with me, why don't I take a picture of you?" with the staff in the hall?"

After all kinds of winds and waves, Zhou Huan finally understood what his advantages were.

“...... Mr. Zhou, I ......"

Although the reception staff turned pale, he directly picked up a motorcycle helmet and put it on his face, took off the work card on his chest like lightning, and said to Zhou Huan with a calm and cold attitude: "Our leader will come down soon, please sit here, the replacement of passports is not something that can be completed in a day or two, don't be anxious." ”

During the Los Angeles riots, Zhou Huan's passport was lost, and this riot gave Zhou Huan the idea of returning to China, so he went to the embassy to register but there was no follow-up.

"I want to complain about your work attitude, my passport has not been reissued for so long, and I have bought a ticket back to China, what should I do?"

Zhou Huan is also aggrieved, what does those disasters have to do with him? They are all about to happen, Zhou Huan's post is still an early warning, if the local government responds quickly, maybe it can avoid many fewer deaths.

"I heard that the Third Artillery Corps is coming?"

"Where is he?"

"Damn, is there really someone?"

There were still many international students and tourists running errands in front of the window, but after everyone heard that Zhou Huan was coming, they scattered and talked about it with the attitude of avoiding the plague god.

"System, am I really this annoying now?"

"No, it's scary, the I am the protagonist you set has reached fifty percent, and in terms of the current discussion, you have surpassed the most popular star, ranking first in the hot search for seven consecutive days. ”

"That's how I became the main character?"

Zhou Huan has a feeling of being a dog, and the system is so unreliable.

"To be concerned, admired, scared, feared, and at the same time to remind you that because it is a minor learning system, you must not be seduced by women. ”

"I still have a woman coming near me in this situation?"

"It's perhaps, as long as it's red, even if it's shit, someone will step on it. ”

At this time, the usher got the news and brought Zhou Huan into an office in the embassy, where there was a middle-aged man in his thirties.

"My name is Luo Youda, and I am eight out of thirty this year, so it's not too much to call you Xiao Zhou, right?"

The middle-aged man smiled very heartily, and Zhou Huan also smiled and nodded.

"Hello Uncle Luo, when I came to the embassy this time, what I wanted was to quickly reapply for a passport and return to China, this place in the United States is really chaotic and scared to death. ”

"Xiao Zhou, didn't you say on your blog that you want to travel around the world? Why do you have to end your journey so soon? The United States is not good, Europe and RB are good, go and see it when you are young, and you will not regret it when you are old. ”

"Uncle Luo, after staying abroad for so long, I think it's really not as good as in China, whether it's food or environment, I have the idea of going home, I can guarantee that after I return to China, I try not to involve domestic postings online. ”

"Try not to involve domestic?"

Luo Youda looked at Zhou Huan with a smile, and Zhou Huan looked at him fearlessly.

"Why can't you not post it, why should it be involved in China?"

"If a person can't even post on the Internet, what's the difference between being alive and a salted fish? I like to post, I love to post, and I also want to know where my limits are, for example, I will post a post praising the earth, praising her as the mother of mankind, caring about human beings, etc., I don't know what will happen. ”

"You ......"

The corners of Luo Youda's eyes twitched twice, looking at the high school student in front of him who wanted to say hard things but didn't dare to say anything - about the situation of Zhou Huan's crow's mouth, China has taken it very seriously, because the US government has lodged a serious protest to the Chinese side, and even used several chess pieces lurking inside to find out whether Zhou Huan is a person sent by the Chinese side.

Once, two, three, or four coincidences can be explained, but what about more than fifty coincidences?

This thing is a walking humanoid auspicious, and it can also choose the object of the scourge independently!

"Xiao Zhou, I am a party member, and I don't believe in these gods and ghosts. ”

"I don't believe it either, I never said that I wanted to hurt others, I came to reapply for a passport this time, hoping to get a definite answer, thank you Mr. Luo. ”

took out his mobile phone, Zhou Huan browsed the web, and found that he could log in to Tianya and the blog again, and his account was unblocked.

"Mr. Luo, you see that I can be on Tianya and Sina Weibo again, you have to learn from them, change when you know your mistakes, and don't believe in gods and ghosts. ”

Zhou Huan said while skillfully typing text on his mobile phone - of course, the real reason is that the system just prompted him to post about the earth, since this is the case, let's post it.

"Xiao Zhou, since yesterday, Tianya and Sina Blog have had problems such as server failures one after another, and they have been unable to access ...... for a long time."

Luo Youda said with a wry smile, the person in front of him actually thinks that this is Sina and Tianya have a conscience? This supernatural server failure made Sina and Tianya's programmers unable to solve it by all means, until a superstitious programmer in Tianya restored Zhou Huan's account, and suddenly found that Tianya had resumed access.

"Look, I said that some auspicious people should not be touched, and you still have to block his account, now it's okay, all the problems are solved as soon as it is restored. ”

The programmer said so, and then Sina also used the same method to solve the problem, and then in order to test, the two sides blocked Zhou Huan's account in the background, and then there was an inexplicable problem in the server.

There was no third time, and the anxious superiors told the programmers to remember the ancient admonition that nothing more than three things, and completely unblocked Zhou Huan's account, and the group of capitalists were ready to be punished for the lawsuit!

At least not immediately, isn't it? At least not the website is completely finished, is it?

"Everything is a rumor, I want to complain to you! Look at how good the service of the Americans is? I called and asked, and they directly sent someone to provide service, and even said that they were willing to help me get on the plane first, without having to buy a plane ticket......

Zhou Huan said angrily, and then pushed the door out.

"No wonder everyone says that your face is ugly and things are difficult to do, I want to post a complaint against you!"