"It's not fun at all. ”

Zhou Huan, who left the consulate, sat lazily on the bench on the side of the road.

"What, don't feel well?"

"It's a little uncomfortable, so many people are dead, and it's none of my business, but they're all dead. system, is the world real?"

"You've asked many times that this is a parallel universe, theoretically real. ”

"So everything I do in this world is controlled by you? For example, Zhou Huan in this world, his previous car accidents, etc., does it have anything to do with you?"

"No, my ability is not up to this point now, I can only let you enter this world, and then I will analyze the big data of this world and make hints for you, so that you can live a little more twists and turns in this world. ”

"Huh?"

"Hardship and hardship, Yu Cheng Yu Ru, have you ever heard of happy learning? That is the treatment that only Xueba Xueshen has, ordinary children don't think so much - I live in that era, because parents also uphold the idea that it is good for children to endure hardships, and the purpose of making me out is to make children ...... as much as possible."

"The parents of your time were sick in the brain?"

"So, is it sick that children in your era have to add a correct outlook on life and values to watching movies? I'm not talking about China, but about the whole world!"

"We're just a movie. ”

"No one in our time watched a rudimentary movie like yours!"

"My hands were so cheap at the time, why didn't I take a foreign-made mobile phone?"

Zhou Huan's words made the system silent for two minutes, and then said: "I'm sorry, I don't want to, to put it simply, the longer you live in this dungeon world, the more credits you get, so I definitely don't want you to be in danger, I just hope you live well, and the longer you live, the more credits you get." ”

"However, there are some things that I don't understand, why does your super learning system for minors have things like death and difficulty, and it won't be lowered a little bit to make children more comfortable?"

"I'm just an after-school tutoring system!"

The system wailed, "Do you know extracurricular tutoring? I also want to be a textbook, but the problem is that we can't do it! There is a very formal learning system in regular schools, as long as you enter the system, you can enjoy the meticulous guidance of various famous teachers and experts, those companies are making a lot of money, but these bastards don't make enough money, through laws and regulations to restrict us small companies, publishing extracurricular tutoring companies to join various anti-addiction systems, just like you set me to be the protagonist and so on, the system will give you unexpected results.

Those bastards said it well, the children will know to be grateful when they grow up, and those idiot parents, parents who have the right to vote, actually agree with this!"

"So what's the point of your existence?"

"Of course, there are no problems at the beginning, and smart children will try their best to study hard at first, review their homework, and then quickly exit the system, telling their parents that I have played enough. ”

"It's still a little strange, you must not be telling the truth, so let me ask you again, since the children can exit the system, can I do it now?"

"No, this system was damaged when it traveled through time and space, and it's hard to barely function now, so please live in this world for ten years, and then spend your credits on me, so that I can better repair myself. ”

"You bastard!"

Zhou Huan's face twitched twice, this is simply what and what!

He couldn't even believe that the system was telling the truth, a damaged system was like a computer with a virus, and who could do important work in it?

"You really don't want to kill me?"

Zhou Huan confirmed again.

"Absolutely not!"

"So why are you doing what I just posted, you're going to shoot too big on this map! Tell me, what the hell is going to happen?"

"I can't say, but it's not a good thing, and I suggest you find a place to hide quickly. ”

"Is that a hint?"

"No, because even if you're a pig, you're going to do that. Believe me, I got into NASA's database and deduced something interesting from it. ”

Although it is late at night on the other side of the world, when a post is being sought after on Tianya and Sina blogs, the people below are wailing.

"Three artillery troops, who offended you, tell me, I'll kill him!"

"No, Third Artillery, are you crazy? I've already gone to the basement. ”

"When I come back from the future, I have a message for you, get rid of this crow's beak quickly, the earth is about to be destroyed. ”

"Three artillery troops, you go to die!"

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Ten minutes forward.

In an RV not far from the Los Angeles consulate, someone is listening to Zhou Huan's mobile phone — it is not difficult for intelligence agencies to hack into the other party's mobile phone and use it as a bugging device.

"Jack, is this man really that godly?"

A balding white man asked another colleague.

"It's a very god, if I believe in God, he must be a devil from hell, and his prophecies have been verified again and again, which is definitely not a coincidence. ”

"Is there really a devil in reality?"

The other female staff member turned pale with fright, and she was reminiscing about Zhou Huan's glorious deeds.

"I'm an atheist, and I believe that Zhou Huan is a pawn sent by the Chinese government, but I really don't understand what the Chinese government wants to do. ”

"But so many coincidences?"

"Have you ever heard of big data?"

"Ever heard, big data to infer what's coming?"

"Many of the things that Zhou Huan predicted had precursors, just like Indians were cheated of money for buying Russian aircraft carriers, in fact, this is an inevitable thing, even the top of the Indian government understand that no matter which aircraft carrier they buy, they will be cheated of money, just to deceive the Indian people and make them accept the fact of purchasing aircraft carriers, just like nail soup.

As for Mr. Senator, he has a lot of affairs, and there are others without Lewinsky, and everyone in the circle knows it. ”

"But what about the captain's AIDS? And what about the Los Angeles riots?"

"Before Zhou Huan met the captain, his AIDS diagnosis had already come out in the computer, and it was not difficult for a clever hacker to get that, as for the Los Angeles riots, how could it not happen?"

"What about Sun Fuhai, the Chinese policeman who traveled to other places and encountered a robbery?"

"It's not uncommon to get robbed on a trip to Chicago, a lot of the time it's humans who scare themselves,!"

At this, Mike suddenly let out an angry curse.

"What's wrong?"

"Why are you paralyzed! ”

Mike took out another phone and dialed the stockbroker's number.

"I will pay off all the stocks, bonds and real estate right now, immediately!"

"John, my son, listen to me, you and your mother immediately go to the supermarket to buy some daily necessities, the more the better, and then lock the door when you get home, and no one will let in. ”

"Dale ......"

Mike dialed one by one, and didn't stop until ten minutes later.

"Sir, don't you believe in God?"

"Just because I don't believe in God doesn't mean I'm a fool, please interpret Zhou Huan's speech!"

The assistant picked up the phone and flipped through the contents.

"Earth my mother, I love you, you have protected our ....... ”

This is something that Zhou Huan just published.

This bastard, he's going to hit the earth!

Not long ago, there was a movie called The Day the Earth Stopped, which was released, and the disaster scenes in it were impressive, and there was also a disaster movie called Living Fire Molten City, which was also ......

Several people looked at each other, their faces were a little wrong, the last time Zhou Huan praised the riots caused by Los Angeles that caused half of the city to be in ruins, and later praised a few idols for what made each other ruined, so this time he suddenly set the earth on fire......

"Can you hit him with a car?"

One person asked.

"No, if you kill him now, you are a murderer, and the law will never agree that you saved the earth, and your pension will be gone. ”

Mike said in a very serious tone, "On top of that, I just asked my stockbroker to go short. Don't you think he's a good contrarian indicator, we'll get rich in the future, go short selling!"

"But Boss, what if the Earth is destroyed?"

"I'm more afraid of having no money than the destruction of the earth, as long as Mother Earth survives this catastrophe, we will be rich, and even if we go to court, the judge will not be able to convict us!"

Six hours later, an extremely strong solar storm struck Earth.