Udine was still unsatisfied, touched the three little black mustaches and muttered: "In this situation and this scene, the gods are also poetic! The thunder of the nine heavens rises from the ground, just like the gods of heaven descending from the earth; the earth-shattering relief of the enemy's trap, the sea and the sky are full of spring! Hmm...... The gods of the Nine Heavens should really look up to me......"

The Nine Heavens God, even if he is strong and stable, at this time, a mouthful of old blood surged into his throat, and he really wanted this mouthful of old blood to spray on the face of this old bastard.

This old thing's sycophancy is really the first person in the Six Realms and Three Heavens!

Udin finished his poems, and seemed to be quite satisfied with his poems, nodding his head again and again, as if thoughtful.

At this moment...... The scene that made Udin collapse finally happened......

The Nine Heavens God suddenly frowned, hissed cold wind in his mouth, and then ......

Puff - puff - puff - bang -

As if corresponding to Udin's praise, the Nine Heavens God raised his chest and raised his head to raise his abdomen and buttocks A series of movements skillfully and freely, and then the strange sound of nine turns and eighteen turns sounded leisurely from the opening of the chrysanthemum.

This time, the Nine Heavens Kunpeng seemed to have reached the true *, raising his head slightly to face the altar, with an extremely satisfied smile on his face and the comfort of relaxing with all his heart.

This time, Udin's face was almost bathed in the warm breeze......

"Up...... Above...... Up, up, up...... God ......"

Udin stood like a wooden clay sculpture for a long time, and then poured backwards with his back to the sky......

After more than twenty steps, Udin rolled all the way to the bottom of the altar and then rolled out a few feet away, and after getting up, he opened his big mouth violently and took a few big breaths.

After a long time, Udin's purple-purple, blackened face, which was red from suffocation, regained some blood color slightly.

Udin's heart was like 10,000 divine beasts, grass and mud horses galloping, and 100,000 cursed words could not be said in his heart.

If it had been possible, Uddin would have wanted to look up to the sky and roar, 'It's so stinky!!'

But Udin's did not dare, and the Nine Heavens God had already floated down the steps at this time, with sincere concern and a look of pity in his eyes as if he were visiting a dying patient.

"Ahhh......h Sins, sins, wow......"

Udin struggled to his feet, taking two steps forward with a smiling face, but the two steps forward were hesitant for a moment.

Although it was not obvious, the reason for Udin's hesitation was self-evident, and Udin looked at the lower half of Jiutian Kunpeng's body, and his expression was tangled......

Jiutian Kunpeng smiled embarrassedly and said, "Alas, this, yes, the speed of the god is a bit fast, and when it comes down, I'm afraid it will come down with the smell, hmm...... The smell of stinky salted fish...... ...... vomit"

Even Jiutian Kunpeng himself retched, Udin's couldn't help it anymore, and now after retreating more than a dozen steps, he didn't forget to show a very polite smile to Jiutian Kunpeng, and then turned around and vomited......

After a long time, Udin finally regained his appearance, but he was also exhausted after this toss.

"God...... We...... Don't waste any more time and keep going to the altar......"

Jiutian Kunpeng groaned and nodded, and as he walked up the steps, he also fanned the back of his ass with one hand, as if he always felt that the smell behind his ass had not ended.

"Udin, this and this...... I'm really sorry...... But I feel that my stomach is much more comfortable, don't worry about it this time, there will definitely be no accidents, it's better to go to the altar!"

"Yes! Yes, God please!"

Udin blackened his face and was embarrassed to say anything, and he didn't follow until the Nine Heavens God had walked up the fifth step.

Don't shoot any sycophants, what are you going to shoot if you shoot all the farts!!I'm afraid I won't be able to climb the altar if I continue to shoot......

Jiutian Kunpeng didn't care about Udin's deliberate distancing, and nodded again and again as he walked up the steps.

"Hmm...... Well...... This one...... Not...... Hey!

U Ding was very curious, what happened to the Nine Heavens God? Could it be that he felt guilty in his heart and wanted to give some practical compensation?

The Nine Heavens God suddenly stopped his footsteps, one foot stopped in mid-air, and he sighed softly as if he couldn't fall, shook his head and walked up two steps.

Udin thought to himself, what is wrong with the Nine Heavenly Gods? Is this the wrong medicine or what's wrong?

Jiutian Kunpeng took a few more steps and stopped suddenly, nodded violently and said, "Hmm...... Here it is, Udin, Udin!"

Udin, who subconsciously covered his mouth and nose in the back, took a step back, but immediately felt that it was too rude, so he took a deep breath and replied: "Yes, here, what does God command?"

Jiutian Kunpeng turned his head with a happy face, and said, "Haha, Udin, I was infected by you, and my god suddenly became a poet!

When Udin heard this, he almost fell down again, and he forced a breath of true anger and flattered his mind: "Yo! The Nine Heavens God is really a good Yaxing! I think that the poems of the Nine Heavens God are not comparable to the crooked poems of the Nine Heavens God! The gods are willing to listen to them! The gods please!"

Jiutian Kunpeng nodded and walked up another step, paused with infinite longing and a beautiful outlook, and chanted softly: "The thousand-foot steps shine...... Hmmm......"

As if he had suddenly lost his inspiration, Jiutian Kunpeng's brows suddenly wrinkled tightly together, and he didn't say the next sentence after muttering for a long time.

Udin pretended to be pensive, pulled his mustache, nodded and praised: "Good poem! The first sentence of the god describes the characteristics of the altar and the majesty of the world! It is worthy of being the god of the nine heavens!"

Jiutian Kunpeng seemed to be deaf, as if his thoughts were struggling, and it took a long time before his brows relaxed.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, ......hey, The thousand-foot steps shine brightly, and a big fart stinks and sounds!"

"My Mom!"

Udin's eyes were black and his feet were soft, if he hadn't been mentally prepared to guard against the sudden deflation of the Nine Heavens Kunpeng, so U Ding had already used a halberd behind him to resist his body, then Udin would have to fall down again.

But because of his extreme surprise, Udin's couldn't help but think of his mother...... I can't wait to throw myself into my mother's arms right away......

What kind of bullshit poetry is this! Is this also called poetry?

Udin's thought to himself that my poems were already smelly, but I didn't expect that the poems of the Nine Heavens God were even more like shit, saying that dog shit is the biggest insult to shit!!

But Jiutian Kunpeng's poem has not yet been finished, and he is completely unaware of Udin's gaffe, and his face is still fascinated.

"Stinky and loud...... Stinky and loud...... Uh, there you have it, Tianwang Zhenhai is not calm, not calm...... Well...... The altar is quiet and restless!"

After a long pause, Jiutian Kunpeng turned around complacently and looked at Udin with a smile.

But at this glance, Jiutian Kunpeng was stunned.

I saw Udin standing there in a trance, his body swaying from side to side rhythmically, tears pouring down and his face full of sadness......

"Udin, Udin, what's wrong with you?"

Jiutian Kunpeng was surprised, and hurriedly descended to support the crumbling Udin.

"Ahhh......h Actually, to tell you the truth, I myself read this poem with tears in my eyes, alas! It's amazing! If this poem is not recited by thousands of people through the ages, it will simply be unreasonable!"

Half of Udin's two little eyes were exposed, and his face was full of snot and tears, and he said with sadness: "...... God...... What God said is true, and it is really a good poem...... What poetry!"

In fact, Udin's very much wanted to slap the shameless and arrogant person in front of him twice!

Wonder Horse Stuff!!

But Jiutian Kunpeng happily stroked his palms and laughed, patted Udin's shoulder and said meaningfully: "Wine is a thousand cups of confidants, I only found out today that Udin is my bosom friend! If it weren't for your inspiration, I wouldn't have known that I had such a talent for poetry!"

The corners of Udin's mouth twitched violently, and the corners of his eyes were filled with crystal tears, wanting to show a sincere smile to the Nine Heavens God, but he couldn't help but want to cry.

So in the end, Udin's face was completely distorted, he was laughing, but laughing was worse than crying!

"Up...... God...... The poems of the gods are natural, and the gods are full of wealth but they don't have the opportunity to show it, where is this the merit of the gods, or the gods have wisdom beyond ordinary people......"

"Hmm...... Yes, yes, yes, indeed, this god has always felt that his talent is unmatched in the sky, and he also feels that everything in the world is poetry, alas, in the future, I will have to discuss the beauty of poetry with Lord Udin! I think only Lord Udin can fully comprehend the poetry of this god!"

Udin has completely collapsed from body and mind to state......

Your uncle's! It's better to have such a family! If your son really marries the saint of the altar, my God......

Uddin could not imagine the miserable and even more miserable life after that......

"Hey...... Hey...... Yes, yes......"

How dare Udine say any more flattering words, for fear of causing the beautiful poetry of this Nine Heavens God again, in case he is poetic...... That Udin could only die on the altar.

So Udin's learning was smart, and he just smirked, as if he was listening carefully to the teachings of the Nine Heavens God.

The Nine Heavens Kunpeng boasted to himself for half an hour, and the thousands of steps were completed in the process of the Nine Heavens Kunpeng's mouth chattering endlessly.

In this half an hour, Udin almost experienced the worst and bleakest tragedy in his turtle life.

Even when he had reached the altar, Udin still looked confused, his eyes were dull and dull, the corners of his mouth were drooling, and a bright line hung down to his chest......

"Meet the Nine Heavens God!"

To be continued