Chapter 1120 Nine Heavenly Altar I
Udin has been waiting for a long time, I can't wait to be alone with the Nine Heavens God soon, as the saying goes, I don't wear a thousand sycophants, without these eyesore people by my side, it is just right to say more flattering words to the Nine Heavens God.
And Udin is also secretly laughing at the Nine Heavens God, thinking that the Nine Heavens God is nothing more than that.
Although the strength of the Nine Heavenly Gods is unmatched in the Sea of Creation Gods and even in the entire Creation God Continent, in terms of IQ......
Udin's couldn't help but shake his head, and he was also extremely impressed by his great wisdom in strategizing.
With only a three-inch incorruptible tongue, he could get the first mirror without a single soldier, and let the Nine Heavens God completely believe in him.
More importantly, the Nine Heavens God is more interested in marrying his beloved daughter Hua Nuyue to his son.
I really don't know how I cultivated to such a point with such an IQ......
Nine Heavens Kunpeng naturally didn't know what the hell U Ding was thinking, but he just looked up at the top of the altar, his eyes were deep, with a hint of expectation in his expression, and a trace of confusion.
Jing Gong and the others hadn't left yet, they were still standing there, because the Nine Heavens God hadn't spoken, who dared to move!
After a long silence, Jiutian Kunpeng sighed lightly, looking a lot more relaxed, a seven-colored light bead in the palm of his right hand slowly rotated, and his left hand waved slightly.
"Jing Gong, you take all the Heavenly Venerables back to the Seagod Temple, Lord Seagod should go to the Seagod Temple soon after leaving the customs, and prepare to welcome Lord Seagod. ”
Jing Gong bowed down as if he was about to be amnesty, and although the Nine Heavens Kunpeng was facing him, he still didn't dare to be disrespectful.
"Yes, the Nine Heavens God, the God of the Nine Heavens, the God of the Lower God will go back immediately and start to prepare. ”
After saying that, his face was full of anger and unwillingness, he glared at U Ding and stopped talking, and then turned around angrily, and a group of Heavenly Venerables followed him and walked away from the altar in a moment.
Udin was even more proud, like a pug in front of Jiutian Kunpeng.
"God, thanks to the timely arrival of God, the crisis in front of the altar has been resolved! God, I only now understand that God's wisdom and wisdom are unmatched, and the Sea of Creation God can be separated from the eyes of God! God should return to the Sea God Temple as soon as possible!"
Nine Heavens Kunpeng smiled and didn't say a word, just walked towards the radiant steps of the altar, and with each step forward, Nine Heavens Kunpeng felt that his mind fluctuated a little more.
How can you not be excited, she is here, the fountain of eternal life is here, the altar, the forbidden land in the forbidden land of the sea of the gods of creation!
The eyes of the Nine Heavenly Gods were faintly filled with tears, and the muscles at the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.
If it weren't for the emotion, how could there be such a strange look, all this, Udin's dazed understanding.
Even if Udin's really saw it, he could only laugh in his heart.
The past Udin between the Nine Heavens God and the Sea God is clear, so from the very beginning, Udin's plan already has the Nine Heavens God.
It's just that Udin's plan didn't expect to go so smoothly.
Who would have thought that the Nine Heavens God had come to the Sea God Temple early, and who would have known that the Altar Saintess, who had once been as powerful as fire and water with the Nine Heavens God, now seemed to have reconciled with the Nine Heavens God.
This is simply a godsend for the turtle clan in Tianwang Town!
Walking towards the altar, Udin's no longer dared to walk in front of the Nine Heavens Kunpeng, but walked behind the Nine Heavens Kunpeng step by step.
Because he was walking the steps, it was a coincidence that Udin's face was no more than three inches from Jiutian Kunpeng's ass.
Udin also felt a little awkward, but Udin had no choice, he was a god of the Nine Heavens, and at least he had to have respect, he couldn't be too far away from the god of the nine heavens, and it was not very convenient to talk like that.
There are thousands of steps on the Immortal Altar, which is quite high, but for a powerhouse like Nine Heavens Kunpeng, it is only a matter of moment.
But what made Udin's heart anxious was that the Nine Heavens God was going up step by step.
But Udin didn't dare to say anything, and from the increasingly heavy footsteps of the Nine Heavens God, Udin also noticed it, thinking that the Nine Heavens God must be preoccupied.
Don't mess with this at this time, if you really say something wrong, then all the previous flattery will be in vain.
U Ding sneered behind Jiutian Kunpeng, secretly laughing at himself in his heart, saying that there are many people who are willing to follow Jiutian Kunpeng and smell the fart, but now it's good, he has become this person, not to mention the supreme glory, that is also the envy of many people.
Thinking of this, Udin is calm, anyway, there is no one else here, even if it is embarrassing, no one will see it, it is not a shame.
Anyway, a big man like the Nine Heavens God must also have a cultivation beyond ordinary people, and he will never publicize this matter.
However, Udin's thinking was completely wrong, where did Jiutian Kunpeng have any cultivation, although he was a real man and a good man, his character was really not as good as a hooligan.
After walking only thirty steps to the altar, Nine Heavens Kunpeng suddenly made a very sad 'uh-huh' sound, and then seemed to rub his lower abdomen in pain.
Udin's chance has come!
At this time, how can you not shoot the sycophants in time!
"God! What's wrong? Is it unwell? Alas, God has worked hard for the Sea God Temple, and his heart is broken for the Sea of Creation God, which really makes the God feel uneasy!"
Because he leaned forward to speak, Udin's face was closer to Jiutian Kunpeng's ass......
Nine Heavenly Kunpeng glanced back, the corners of his mouth raised into a wicked smile, like a three-year-old child who had successfully stolen a piece of candy from an adult's pocket.
Poof-
On the quiet steps of the altar, a dull and thick unwilling voice sounded angrily, and with this sound that seemed to be about to shatter the void, the Nine Heavens God and Udin stopped moving forward at the same time, each with a different expression on their faces.
The Nine Heavens God really seemed to have just come out of a brothel, and every hair on his face shone because it had reached the ultimate comfort.
But Udin was miserable, and Udin's expression and body were frozen at that moment......
U Ding never imagined that the Nine Heavens God, who should have extremely high self-cultivation and self-esteem in his mind, would be so calmly ...... in the sacred and inviolable altar forbidden land Fart......
And Udin's nose was too close to Nine Heavens Kunpeng's ass......
There was hardly a trace of waste in this fart and it all rushed into Uddin's mouth and nose......
At that moment, Udin's consciousness went blank, as if space and time had stopped.
The body was shaky, but a voice was secretly warning Udin not to fall!
If it falls, it will be the greatest shame and insult to the gods of the Nine Heavens!
At this moment, Udin's mind was extremely powerful, but the smell was almost like fishing a stinky salted fish out of a big dung pit......
Quiescence......
There was a long silence......
After a long column of incense, Udin's courage and slowly let go of the divine power of resting, which was also one of the instinctive means of the turtle in Tianwang Town.
It's also a loss to Udin, and if you change someone, you would have fallen heroically in the poison gas bomb of the Nine Heavens God.
Pretending that nothing had happened, Udin turned what should have been a big gulp of air into a long inhale, just so that the Nine Heavens God would not realize that he was just holding his breath.
But the atmosphere is still very embarrassing, Udin doesn't know what to express at this time, how to alleviate it, his embarrassment is nothing, the most important thing is not to let the Nine Heavens God be estranged because of this, after all, it is the Nine Heavens God, if such a mess is spread, wouldn't it make people laugh crazy......
Just when Wutian was entangled and didn't know what to do, Jiutian Kunpeng slowly turned his head, and said with an innocent look in his eyes: "Uh...... I'm really sorry, there are too many people drinking in my house these days, and the food is a little messy, and the stomach is a little uncomfortable...... Belch...... Udin, are you alright......"
Udine was stunned for a moment, then showed an indifferent smile, his eyes shining with a spotless light.
"Nine Heavenly God, what you said has been said, inheriting God's care, what is the matter with the little god, but the sudden explanation of the god made the little god a little flattered......"
Jiutian Kunpeng spoke quickly, and said with an embarrassed face: "I can't stand this fart I put myself, I almost fainted because of the smell, Udin, you are fine...... It really makes this god admire!"
Udin's nose was crooked when he heard it, but he still had an indifferent smile on his face, and secretly said in his heart What kind of Nine Heavens God are you, the Nine Heavens God, can also say such vulgar words in a grand manner.
I thought so, but as soon as Udin's little eyes turned, he immediately saluted: "The Nine Heavens God is really heroic, how can ordinary people fart so loudly, and only a powerful person like the Nine Heavens God can find another way to release a style that others don't have!"
Jiutian Kunpeng couldn't hold it when he heard this, and he couldn't hold it for a while, and he said in his heart, Lao Tzu released a strange demeanor with a fart? This Udin's sycophant is really shooting to a new height......
But there is still such a long way to go, and Jiutian Kunpeng doesn't want Udin's time to think too much, after all, Jiutian Kunpeng also feels that the lies he just said are too many loopholes.
"Ah...... Haha, Udin, it looks like you've studied it!"
Udin's head buzzed, and he only felt dizzy for a while, and secretly scolded the Nine Heavens God in his heart for being shameless, but he had to say good things along the way.
"Yes, God, God has lived for so long and has never heard such a heart-wrenching fart, it is simply an aftermath that makes the listener unforgettable for a long time, and it is like the sound of heaven that makes people want to stop, alas, I am afraid that the God will never be able to reach the God's case!"
"Ho!!" Jiutian Kunpeng couldn't help but exclaim.
This Udin is a talent! It's a pity! Nine Heavens Kunpeng looked at Udin under him with half-lowered eyes, with pity in his eyes.
To be continued