Chapter 344: Youkai
When Lu Dongbin came to the gate of the community where Shao Yitian lived, it was already completely dark.
Shao Yitian took Lu Dongbin and the roaring dog to the hotel, but the hotel staff did not let the roaring dog in, because they were afraid of any bacteria on the dog and were afraid of infecting the guests of the hotel.
In the end, Lu Dongbin simply didn't live in the hotel, and went home with Shao Yitian.
To be honest, Shao Yitian didn't want Lu Dongbin and the Roaring Sky Dog to go home to live, it wasn't that Shao Yitian didn't welcome them, but as soon as Lu Dongbin and the Roaring Sky Dog moved in, it wouldn't be so convenient for Shao Yitian to roll the sheets with Liu Sihan.
On the way back, Shao Yitian said to Lu Dongbin: "Brother Bin, after you go home, don't say that you are an immortal, Lu Dongbin, and you." ”
If Liu Sihan is home alone, it will be nothing for Lu Dongbin to reveal his true identity, anyway, Liu Sihan knows most of Shao Yitian's affairs. But now Shao Yitian still has a pet dog from Zixiao Immortal Palace at home, so it's better to be on guard.
Lu Dongbin thought for a moment and said, "That's it, I'll call myself Brother Bin, as for you?" Lu Dongbin stared at the Roaring Dog for a while, and said: "In this way, the Roaring Dog is called Xiao Hei, this name matches your temperament." ”
"I strongly protested and asked for a new name. The Howling Sky Dog disagreed with the name Lu Dongbin gave it.
"The protest is invalid!" Lu Dongbin said directly, "If you dare to talk nonsense again, Xiao Shao has a kitchen knife at home!"
When the roaring dog heard this, he only felt a cool breeze blowing from his crotch, and he couldn't help but shudder.
Shao Yitian returned home with Lu Dongbin and the Howling Sky Dog, and Liu Sihan was a little surprised and a little puzzled when he saw Shao Yitian bringing a stranger home, and he was also followed by a native dog.
When Little White Flower saw the Howling Dog, she immediately barked at the Howling Dog, and the Roaring Dog made a disdainful expression, looking up at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle with a disdainful expression. As if to say: This god dog is not as knowledgeable as a dead dog like you!
"Sihan, let me introduce you, this is Brother Bin, you can call him Brother Bing in the future, and you will live at home for a while in the future. Shao Yitian introduced, "By the way, there is also Binge's dog, called Xiao Hei." ”
Hearing Shao Yitian's introduction, Liu Sihan Bingxue was smart, and immediately guessed that the Bing brother in front of him was likely to be Lu Dongbin of Heavenly Court. However, Liu Sihan didn't ask, because she knew that Shao Yitian didn't say it at this time, and there was a reason for him.
After Shao Yitian's introduction, Liu Sihan was like a good wife and mother, and after saying hello to Lu Dongbin, he immediately said: "Yitian, you greet the guests first, and I'll go to the supermarket to buy some food and come back." ”
Shao Yitian hurriedly stopped Liu Sihan and said, "Sihan, let's go eat outside." ”
Liu Sihan glanced at Xiao Baihua and the Roaring Sky Dog, and said, "Yitian, if you go out to eat, Xiao Baihua and Xiao Hei can't be taken out." ”
"Haha...... Little White Flower, laughing to death, a male, actually took such a mother's name, haha...... Laughed to death this god dog. Hearing the name of the little white flower, the roaring dog couldn't help but laugh.
After saying that, the whistling dog knew that he was exposed, and subconsciously raised his front paw to cover his mouth.
Seeing this, Lu Dongbin scolded: "Can you cover it with your paws? Don't cover it, the people here are all cultivators, and that little dog is only a fine dog at first glance, but the level is relatively low, and it is a second-level monster." ”
For Lu Dongbin to see through his rank at a glance, Xiao Baihua was not surprised at all. For the ridicule of the roaring dog, Xiao Baihua immediately launched a counterattack, saying: "Damn, you are still embarrassed to make fun of this baby, you don't look at your bear-like appearance, the breath of hanging silk is revealed all over your body, and the name Xiao Hei is simply the existence of a rotten street......"
As soon as the Roaring Sky Dog heard Xiao Baihua say that his whole body revealed the breath of hanging silk, he was so angry that the Roaring Sky Dog grinned and said angrily: "Dead dog, believe it or not, this divine dog is going to kill your dog now?"
The little white flower was not afraid at all, and said to each other: "Dead dog, if you dare to touch me, hum, no one in the sky and on the earth can save you." ”
As the old saying goes, it is true that one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless one male and one female!
Shao Yitian glared at Xiao Baihua and said, "Xiao Baihua, you shut up for me, and if you talk more, I'll eat dog meat hot pot tonight." ”
After hearing Shao Yitian's words, the Roaring Sky Dog said triumphantly: "Hmph, dead dog, I want to ...... with this god dog."
Before the words of the Roaring Sky Dog were finished, Lu Dongbin spoke: "Xiao Hei, do you also want to be the meat in the pot?"
In the end, the two dogs finally quieted down, and after the last discussion, it was decided to order takeout.
"Brother Bin, I ask you, is this monster still graded, and how is the level of this monster divided?" Shao Yitian asked.
Shao Yitian is very unfamiliar with monsters, and the only two monsters he has seen now are the two dog spirits of the Roaring Sky Dog and Little White Flower.
Lu Dongbin said: "This monster is the same as the cultivator, there is a level division, the level of this monster is divided from level one to level nine, the level of the first-level monster is the lowest, and the level of the nine-level monster is the highest. This level of monsters is equivalent to a cultivator in the Qi refining period, while a ninth-level monster is equivalent to a monk in the Tribulation period. ”
"What kind of cultivation is that second-level monster equivalent to a cultivator?" Shao Yitian glanced at Xiao Baihua and asked.
Lu Dongbin said: "The second-level monster is equivalent to the cultivation of the foundation building period of the cultivator. ”
Oh, I can't see that this little white flower is still a dog spirit who is equivalent to the cultivation of a monk in the foundation building period.
Shao Yitian then asked: "Brother Bin, you said that there are monsters in this world, but why haven't I seen them, except for these two dogs, of course. ”
Seeing that Shao Yitian compared himself to Xiaobaihua and regarded himself as a monster, the Roaring Sky Dog expressed strong dissatisfaction, but he didn't dare to express it, and could only express his deep dissatisfaction with his eyes.
Lu Dongbin shook his head and said, "Now that the aura of the mortal world is seriously insufficient, let alone monsters, even if you are a cultivator, it is even more difficult to go further." The mentality of low-level monsters is not as good as that of people, so their cultivation is even slower to improve. And those high-level monsters, they are dedicated to cultivation, where will they come to this big city to wander around......"
After Lu Dongbin's explanation, Shao Yitian suddenly realized, too, whether it is a monster or those cultivators, most of them are dedicated to cultivation and don't listen to things outside the window, so it is not surprising that Shao Yitian has never seen a monster.
As for why Lu Dongbin first came to the earth, he knew so much, isn't it strange? Actually, it's not strange at all, because Lu Dongbin also flew up from the earth, and later Lu Dongbin played in the mortal world in the nether world, so he still knows everything about the mortal world very well.
Lu Dongbin continued: "The general monsters are that if you don't provoke them, they won't provoke you, because it is not easy for them to enlighten their minds, and if there is a case, then the previous efforts will be in vain." Therefore, under normal circumstances, they say that they hide in the mountains and practice, and rarely step into the mortal world. ”
As soon as he talked about monsters, Shao Yitian's mind couldn't help but think of fox spirits, because many of the beauties who brought disaster to the country and the people in ancient times were named fox spirits, and the most famous one was Daji.
"Brother Bin, is this vixen every one of them beautiful and charming?" Shao Yitian couldn't help but ask.
When Liu Sihan on the side heard this, he couldn't help glaring at Shao Yitian. Shao Yitian hurriedly explained: "Sihan, I want Brother Bin to ask questions, the purpose is to prevent it, in case you encounter a fox spirit in the future, you can have a countermeasure." ”
In order to avenge the revenge just now, Xiao Baihua said: "Hmph, I see that your kid is eating from the bowl and looking at the pot, and the wolf is ambitious." ”
Shao Yitian glared at Xiao Baihua, too lazy to see like a dog.
Lu Dongbin said: "Fox spirit? Needless to say, he is naturally a beautiful and charming person. However, a fox spirit that can transform into a human form, as long as the level reaches level six or above, it is equivalent to a cultivator in the god transformation stage. ”
I'm rubbing, a monk in the Divine Transformation Period, that's terrible. It seems that the fox spirits that can transform into human form are all fox spirits that have been cultivated to the sky.
It seems that if you encounter a vixen in human form in the future, you have to be more careful.