Subsequently, Lu Dongbin made a phone call to Shao Yitian and told Shao Yitian that he and the roaring dog were now in Bao'an District of Pengcheng, Shao Yitian heard this, and immediately asked Lu Dongbin to tell him the detailed address, and then drove to pick them up with one person and one dog, because Bao'an District is so big after all, who knows where they landed.

Lu Dongbin asked Shao Yitian to tell him where he lived, and he himself was going to come by car, and according to Lu Dongbin's words, he was going to experience the life of a mortal now.

Shao Yitian was a little uneasy, and asked, "Brother Bin, are you sure you don't want me to pick you up and the Roaring Sky Dog?"

Lu Dongbin said: "OK and affirm, hurry up and tell Brother Bing me your address." ”

The Roaring Sky Dog also said, "Boy, do you underestimate me and Lu Zhenren?"

Shao Yitian then sent his address to Lu Dongbin, anyway, Lu Dongbin is a dignified immortal, even if he is abducted and sold to sell his kidney, Shao Yitian is not worried, because at that time, it will only be the person who abducts and sells Lu Dongbin.

After Lu Dongbin got the address, he immediately walked to the bus stop with the roaring dog to check the traffic route, but found that there was no direct vehicle.

At this time, Lu Dongbin saw a girl who was playing with her mobile phone next to her, and Lu Dongbin stepped forward to say hello again.

"Hello, beauty, may I go to this place like this?" Lu Dongbin took out his lemon mobile phone and showed the text message that Shao Yitian sent to him.

Sister paper glanced at Lu Dongbin, although she saw that Lu Dongbin was dressed a little strangely and not mainstream, but when she saw that Lu Dongbin's appearance did not look like a bad person, she replied to go up and read the content of the text message.

After seeing the content of the text message, the sister immediately told Lu Dongbin the route of the ride.

"Beauty, in order to express my gratitude to you, let me show you a palmistry. Lu Dongbin said with a sincere face.

However, Mei Paper thought that Lu Dongbin was taking the opportunity to take advantage of herself, and as for the previous way of asking, it must be a routine.

"Rogue, hooligan!" This sister paper was obviously not interested in a middle-aged uncle like Lu Dongbin, so she scolded and hurriedly left.

Lu Dongbin looked at the back of his sister paper and sighed: "The sister paper routine in the mortal world is too deep, and I Lu Dongbin can't play it!"

The Roaring Sky Dog gloated on the side and said, "Lu Zhenren, it seems that your sister's skills need to be improved!"

Lu Dongbin glared at the Heavenly Dog and said, "Do you believe that I'll roast you and eat you later?"

The Howling Dog was immediately startled, felt its tail clamped, and then moved away from Lu Dongbin, a dangerous element.

After asking the bus route, Lu Dongbin and the roaring dog got on a bus, and as soon as Lu Dongbin got on the bus, he immediately attracted everyone's appearance, who made his dress too eye-catching. When the driver saw Lu Dongbin bring a local dog into the car, he showed a displeased look on his face, and said angrily: "Hey, you can't get into the car with a dog." ”

The driver is also for the safety of the passengers in the car, in case the dog suddenly goes crazy and bites the passengers in the car, he as a driver can not bear this responsibility.

The passengers on the bus also immediately issued a serious protest against Lu Dongbin, and Lu Dongbin was not allowed to take his dog on the bus.

Seeing this, the Roaring Sky Dog grinned in anger, and was about to speak, but at this critical moment, Lu Dongbin used the secret technique to stop the stupid behavior of the Roaring Sky Dog.

"Dead dog, if you dare to speak human words and bark indiscriminately, believe it or not, I will turn you into a eunuch in front of the passengers in the car. ”

In the face of Lu Dongbin's threat, the Roaring Sky Dog immediately became honest, because the Roaring Sky Dog knew that Lu Dongbin was really the master who could do what he said. When the time comes, he will become a eunuch dog, and the sexual happiness of the rest of his life will be in vain.

Lu Dongbin said with a smile: "Everyone, don't be afraid, my dog is very obedient and docile, if you don't believe it, I can prove it to you." ”

After speaking, Lu Dongbin said to the Roaring Sky Dog: "Xiao Hei, hurry up and lie down!"

After finishing speaking, Lu Dongbin used the technique of sound transmission and secret to say to the roaring dog: "Dead dog, it's better to cooperate, otherwise my means will be known." ”

The roaring dog was full of grievances, and said: "You bully me like this, I must tell my master when I go back and let him break off your friendship." ”

The Roaring Sky Dog obediently lay on the ground, sticking out his tongue and showing a flattering expression to Lu Dongbin.

Lu Dongbin said again: "Give me three rolls on the ground, no more, no less." ”

When the roaring dog heard this, he scolded Lu Dongbin half to death in his heart, but he had to roll on the ground three times honestly.

"Everyone has seen it, my dog is very obedient and won't bite. Lu Dongbin said loudly.

When everyone saw this, they were relieved. The driver said, "You can get in the car, but you have to keep your dog on hold at all times and don't let it run around in the car." ”

Lu Dongbin immediately said that this is absolutely no problem.

After the driver closed the door, he pressed a button, and a voice suddenly sounded on the car: the car implements unmanned ticketing, and passengers on the bus are requested to prepare change and take the initiative to put in coins or credit cards......

The driver's intention of playing this voice is to remind Lu Dongbin to put in coins, but Lu Dongbin is the first time to take a bus in the world, where do you know this, after the driver finished broadcasting the voice, Lu Dongbin still stood comfortably in place.

Damn, does this person still want to nod his face?

Seeing this, the driver pressed the switch again, and the voice prompt rang again.

After the voice prompt was finished, Lu Dongbin looked at the driver and said, "I said the driver, master, can you hurry up and drive, is it interesting for you to always play this?"

The driver was suddenly full of black lines, and the passengers in the car also looked at Lu Dongbin with a surprised face, thinking to themselves where did this come from?

"I said sir, you need to buy a ticket to get on the bus, have you bought a ticket?" The driver didn't want to say it directly, and wanted to remind Lu Dongbin to buy a ticket through the voice in the car, but who knew that Lu Dongbin was not a good one.

An old man in the car said: "I said you, don't bite Lu Dongbin who doesn't know the hearts of good people, the driver is saving face for you." ”

When Lu Dongbin and the Roaring Sky Dog heard this, the two glanced at each other in unison, and their eyes were full of helplessness.

"Driver, do you think this money is enough?" Lu Dongbin took out the 20 yuan he earned by looking at palmistry and handed it to the driver and asked.

The driver is going to cry, you don't know what money is doing on the bus? Aren't you kidding me?

The driver said, "It's too much, just two pieces." ”

Lu Dongbin said: "I just have so much money, driver, this money is for you, you look for me change." ”

The driver was about to cry, looked at Lu Dongbin in front of him, and thought, are you a tease invited by the monkey?

"I don't give change, if you don't have change, please get out of the car!" After saying that, the driver opened the door.

finally got into the car, how could Lu Dongbin get out of the car so easily.

At this time, another young man got into the car and stole two dollars of paper money from the car. The driver said: "I see it, others are so conscious." ”

Seeing this, Lu Dongbin threw all 20 yuan into the box of automatic coins, and the driver and the passengers in the car all scolded Lu Dongbin in their hearts for being a stupid fork, obviously two yuan is enough, but if you have to invest 20 yuan, you will be panicked if you have money! Do you think your father is the richest man in the world!

Just when everyone scolded Lu Dongbin for being stupid, a miracle scene appeared, only to see the pieces of change in the automatic coin box fly out like wings, and all of them fell into Lu Dongbin's hands.

The passengers and drivers in the car were completely stunned and stunned by the scene in front of them.

Lu Dongbin took the change, counted it in front of the driver, and it was exactly 18 pieces a dollar.

"Driver, look at it, 20 yuan minus 2 yuan, there are 18 yuan left, how about it? I have good math grades, right, you won't say that my math teacher died early or that math was taught by a physical education teacher, right?"

The driver wants to cry without tears, if you can't calculate the addition and subtraction of 20 minus 2, you are embarrassed to go out, will the kindergarten children with this face be good?

"Driver, now that I've invested my money, let's drive. Lu Dongbin patted the driver's shoulder and woke up the driver who was still in a daze.

When the driver heard this, he was shocked to put the clutch in gear, and then slowly braked and started the car.