Chapter 059: What Year Is It?

Chi Kui sneered, "Why, a great elder of the Three-Rank Immortal Sect, he actually doesn't talk much?" ”

"It's okay if you want to repay the debt, although we are a six-grade sect, we can't compare to your three-grade sect, but I believe that the eyes of the masses are naturally bloody, and justice is at ease in the hearts of the people, if Elder Lu is unwilling to gamble and lose, then I have to ask the masses of the people to judge."

Lu Yifa sighed, waved his hand, and dispelled the smell in the air, a blue light mask, encircling him and Chikui together,

"Red-haired ghost, we Mingren don't say dark words, and don't bet on gnawing on the cheeks, what do you Jiuxuanzong want?"

Chi Kui looked innocent, "What do we want, we don't want anything, didn't you ask me to give you an explanation to the Feather Sect?" ”

Lu Yifa wanted to scold MMP, "Damn, you guys have been preparing to make trouble at the Xiao Dan meeting for a long time, otherwise how could you have even done this kind of thing countless times?" If it weren't for your support, he would have gotten so many medicinal herbs there? ”

Ahem, cough, cough~~

Chi Kui coughed violently, "Actually, Elder Lu, you really misunderstood, it's just that Xiaojian is a little special, you know, geniuses, they all have such and such special habits." ”

"Once, Xiao Jian made a messy stew and fed it to a basalt turtle to eat, and as a result, the basalt turtle was directly bigger than its brother, so we haven't stopped his research, didn't someone in your Feather Sect also discover the peculiarity of the stew? Otherwise......"

As he spoke, he pointed to the heavens,

Lu Yifa understood what he meant, that pot of things was indeed taken away by the old guy of his Feather Transformation Sect,

"You really didn't ask for it?"

Chi Kui rubbed his hands, "Hehe, it's not nothing, didn't the seniors of your Feather Transformation Sect say to give a ranking, I think those ten flawless level Qi Condensation Pills are not bad, it's better to ......"

"Don't even think about it!"

Lu Yi roared angrily, numb, I won't say anything about my Xiao Dan, and he also started the idea of a flawless level Qi Condensing Pill, do you still want a face from the red-haired ghost? Who gave you the courage?

Chikui is not in a hurry, as the so-called sky-high asking price, land on the ground to pay back,

"Elder Lu, you're too picky, aren't you just ten pills, I still paid such a big pot of stew, otherwise, you return our pot of stew, I'll slap my ass and leave, absolutely nothing, how about it?"

Lu wanted to scold his mother, "Pay? Are you so embarrassed to say pay? That pot of things, from the iron pot to the medicinal herbs, even if it is the water in it, is it from my Yuhua Sect, do you pay a yarn? ”

The numb, come back? How is it possible, go to the old man just now and ask for it? Where did he have that guts? ”

"Let's talk about something practical, the flawless-level Qi Condensing Pill, even if I give it to you, you may not be able to keep it."

"Hmph, whether we can keep it or not is our business, but since Elder Lu said so, I can't help but give you a face from the Feather Sect, so let's take second place, we can barely accept it."

Chi Kui also knew in his heart that the flawless-grade elixir was too dazzling, and he didn't know how many pairs of eyes were staring at it, and it was not easy to take it. Therefore, from the beginning, he was playing the idea of Danding, he thought very well, Song Xiaojian will have to refine Dan sooner or later, this Danding has a success rate of more than 30%, which is enough for beginners.

Reluctantly accepting?

Lu Yifa was furious again, numb, a pot of stewed will change to a Danding magic weapon, or a prefecture-level magic weapon, why haven't I encountered such a good thing?

However, as the saying goes, it doesn't hurt to sell Ye Tian cubs, for the top level of their Feather Sect, a magic weapon-level Danding is not a matter at all, so let's get over this matter quickly......

"Okay, the second is the second......"

………………

Song Xiaojian was taken back by Chikui, and he was not allowed to go out of the restaurant again.

Chi Kui is very angry, the consequences are very serious, numb, I have never seen such a troublemaker,

Therefore, Song Xiaojian was grounded.

Chikui also has no choice, except for the grounding, he can't do anything about Song Xiaojian at all,

Expel?

I'm sorry, he doesn't have that qualification yet, since Song Xiaojian attracted the purple qi to the east, he is still a disciple of Danfeng in name, but in fact, he has long been regarded as a heart and liver treasure by those old guys in the sect.

Expelled him Song Xiaojian, he Chikui didn't have the guts, maybe Song Xiaojian wouldn't be expelled by then, but he would be expelled from the family.

Assault?

I'm sorry, he really didn't dare, just now Lu Yifa was just a small threat to him, Song Xiaojian sued him in person, saying that Lu Yifa likes men, if he really fights, after going back, God knows what words will pop out of Song Xiaojian's mouth?

Scolding?

Song Xiaojian is so thick-skinned, is it useful to scold? Chikui was deeply skeptical.

For a guy who can't fight and scolds useless, Chikui has no other way than to be grounded.

Grounded? Song Xiaojian doesn't care, anyway, Xiao Dan will treat him as just a soy sauce.

It's just that his bottle of soy sauce is a little earth-shattering, and the ghost cry god.

………………

Song Xiaojian was quiet, but the turmoil had not stopped,

In the small courtyard of Ximen Qingqing,

The little official of Qingqing, who had no one in his eyes before, at this time, like a quail, drooped his head and knelt on the ground,

"Master, I failed, it's all Song Xiaojian's fault, if it weren't for that slut...... I'm going to kill him......"

………………

Lu Yifa is also busy, first of all, those puddles of meat mud have to be dealt with,

Those people are masked in black scarves, and they are not good people at first glance, so they will be killed when they are killed.

However, it can't be over like this, who is the enemy, what are they doing, and what conspiracy is there, as the only two third-grade big brothers in the Southern Wilderness, the Yuhua Sect must be figured out,

Also, what will Xiao Dan do this time, someone has to come up with a charter...... Uh, or someone has to come out and carry the pot, he's just a great elder, this pot is too heavy, he can't carry it, and he doesn't want to carry it,

Yuan Fatzi still didn't appear, but Lu was iron-hearted, and the secret realm of the sect went to find it one by one.

The hard work paid off, the person found it, and in a scene he couldn't have imagined, he found Yuan Fatzi.

Belch~~~

When Lu Yifa found Yuan Fatzi, Yuan Fatzi was hugging the round old man, and his limbs were entangled.

At the scene of the crime, the smell of alcohol was very strong, very, very strong.

The toes of the round old man poked into the nostrils of the fat man, and the whole foot was full of snot and saliva.

Yuan Fatzi held the old man's feet with both hands, and from time to time made a pig-like humming sound, and... grinding sounds,

Lu Yifa was even a little worried, worried that Yuan Fatzi would gnaw the old man's feet as roast duck.

However, that picture should be interesting, Lu Yifa thought viciously in his heart.

On the old man's side, he was holding Yuan Fat's fat pig's feet and licking them, licking them while chirping.

"Sect Master...... Suzerain...... Yuan Fatzi...... Dead Fat House...... Dead fat pigs? ”

Lu screamed for a long time, but neither of them woke up, but the snoring became louder and louder.

casually summoned a basketball-sized water balloon and smashed it towards Yuan Fatzi's head, as for why he didn't smash the old man? Where did he dare?

Boom~~~

The water balloon melted, the clear water flowed through, and the fat man Yuan woke up,

It's easy to see the stinky feet in front of me clearly, and I'm so disgusted that I'm nauseated.

"Yifa, why are you here, will Xiao Dan be finished?"

"Sect Master, you can be regarded as awake, Xiao Danhui, all yellow."

Lu burst into tears, as tragic as his voice was, just like seven or eight hundred concubines who had just died,

Yuan Fatzi was stunned, how many years, he had never seen Lu Yifa cry so miserably,

What's going on?

How long have I been drunk again?

Could it be that he has been drunk for hundreds of years, otherwise, how could Xiao Dan be yellow?

He only remembered that the old man had gotten a big iron pot from somewhere, and the contents of it smelled terrible to death.

But the old man had a way, put the iron pot on the edge of the blue-winged tiger bee's nest, the effect was surprisingly good, in less than an hour, the blue-winged tiger bee ran away, even the queen bee ran away,

Therefore, the old man got his wish to get the Blue Winged Tiger Bee Brew, he patted his horse, took a lot of snacks and dishes to seduce, and even used the authority of the suzerain to get the old man to agree to share a small cup with him.

Outcome......

Drunken sex? …… Uh, no, it's not just talking.

"What year is it? What the hell is going on? ”

Lu Yi was in a daze, stunned, the sect master is afraid that he is not stupid to eat feet, what year is this year? Isn't this year just this year?

Add oil and vinegar to talk about things, including Song Xiaojian's affairs, including the mellow old man's affairs, including those black scarf masked people, including Chikui's blackmailing of him, Song Xiaojian's sue for black, anyway, add oil and vinegar, and put a lot of soy sauce monosodium glutamate cooking wine and the like,

After listening to Yuan's fatty, one head and two big, numb, didn't he just drink a few sips of tiger bee brew, how did things come to this?

Thinking of the big iron pot that the old man got back, and thinking of the smell, he could imagine why Xiao Dan would faint and run away and fail.

The numb, smoked blue-winged tiger wasps abandoned their nests and fled, where can those little ones in their twenties resist?

"Yifa, you came to me, do you have any ideas?"