The giant hammer in Lu Yifa's hand was frantically emitting electric light, and the electrons in the air sucked Song Xiaojian's hair to stand up one by one.

Chi Kui flashed, "Elder Lu, this matter ......"

"It's none of your business, stay there."

Lu sent a backhand, like swatting a fly, and Chi Kui was suddenly photographed on the wall of the small black house, pasted on it like a New Year's painting, and couldn't get down.

"Hehe, Song Xiaojian, you will bring disaster to my Xiao Danhui, if you don't play you out of thirty-two postures, I am surnamed Lu!!"

Song Xiaojian's eyes suddenly flashed with tears, and he sobbed, "Okay, I'm intimidating...... Uh, no, I'm from, can't you from you? ”

"You let me go Uncle Chikui, don't you just sleep with you, you can do whatever you want with me, in any position, although it's so disgusting, but, who made you stronger than me, framed me three or four times, you like me so much?"

Burst~~~

Lu Yi squirted, and his anger turned into billowing smoke, all of which erupted from his mouth, and he looked at Song Xiaojian in great surprise,

What the hell are you talking about? Why do ghosts like you? What to sleep with? What kind of posture do you want? That's not what Lao Tzu meant!!

We are innocent, and Lao Tzu has no idea about you!!

Chikui was pressed against the wall, his limbs kept twitching, his face was more like a cramp, and he was trembling,

Well, in fact, he was not injured, although Lu Yifa didn't seem to have left his hand on him, but he knew that in fact, that slap had no strength at all, just sent him to the wall and pasted it.

In his opinion, Song Xiaojian is too special to do things, and he really needs to be taught a lesson, so he has been sticking to the wall and not coming down.

Who knew that Song Xiaojian would say that, and he could say any posture, where did you learn it?

Lu Yifa couldn't find anything to say for a while, numb, at this time, I felt disgusting to say anything,

At the same time, he was secretly glad in his heart, fortunately, the previous smell had smoked people away, otherwise, those people who ate melons would not know what kind of slander would have spread about him.

"Quan Shun, Quan Shun, where did you die?"

Can't take Song Xiaojian what, he simply spilled his anger on his disciple.

It's a pity that Quan Shun is in a coma and can't answer him,

At this time, in the middle of the air, someone suddenly whispered,

A very round old man fell,

Well, it's round, round and moist,

Lu Yifa raised the thunderbolt hammer, "Who is coming?" ”

"Go, go, go, while brushing the mud."

is also like a fly, Lu Yifa was also fanned as an adult, and he was pasted next to Chikui,

Well... Seeing Chikui's face cramping, Lu Yifa was also very crisp, sticking to the wall, no longer going down,

The round old man didn't know if his nostrils were blocked or what, as if he couldn't smell it at all,

From the big iron pot, I grabbed a handful of stew, put it in front of my nose, and tasted it gently.

"Hey, this is the brainchild of that genius, little one, is that you?"

The mellow old man asked Song Xiaojian,

Uh~~ Well, in fact, I can only ask Song Xiaojian, because there is no one on the side, except for Xiao Lori, everyone else will either run away, or faint, or they are pretending to be New Year's paintings.

Talented?

Song Xiaojian is very good at drawing key points, and the word genius is generally used to praise people.

Although this old man looks ...... Let's not talk about looks, it's really hard to see,

Uh~~ Although the old man came very strangely, but, where is this, Feather Sect, he dares to fan the great elder of the Feather Sect, either he has a great background, he is not afraid of the Feather Sect, or the old monster of the Feather Sect,

Song Xiaojian was even more suspicious of the latter, it was simply ...... Super thighs,

So, Song Xiaojian performed his stunt again, hugging his thighs,

threw himself on the ground, and hugged the old man's legs tightly with both hands,

"Senior, you have to be the master for me, that person just now, he asked me to sleep with him, and said that he would make me out of thirty-two positions, I am still a child."

"Seniors, is it true that in the Feather Sect, there are all men sleeping with men? I'm not used to it......"

"Seniors, you look at the corners of the head, definitely not ordinary people, must be the kind of peerless master, master master master, or the most indifferent to fame and fortune, so, please also ask the seniors to make the decision for me, take me out of this sea of suffering, I must be for the seniors three pillars of incense in the morning and evening, the moon and a half of the Qingming Dynasty, will burn paper money for the seniors......"

The old man still sounds like that in the front, but why does it sound more and more wrong in the back?

What does it mean to be strong? You're looking at my bag that's stinged all over my face, right?

What's indifferent to fame and fortune? You're saying my face is ugly, aren't you?

What is the morning and evening three-pillar incense? You're when I'm dead, aren't you?

What is burning paper money? You're trying to bribe me, aren't you...... Bah, heck, did anyone bribe with paper money?

What did Dut say?

The old man wanted to show an angry expression, but his round face really couldn't have an expression.

"Little one, let's get down to business, did you make this out?"

Song Xiaojian wiped a handful of tears and saliva on the old man's pants with a familiar car, (as for why there is no snot, because the nostrils are still blocked.) ）

"Senior, a little gadget, if you like it, take it......"

It may be that the old man found Song Xiaojian's small action of wiping his saliva, or it may be that his goal was achieved, and with a wave of his hand, the three-meter big iron pot, together with the big stove, floated up together,

"The one who strokes the mud, I want this little guy's things, just give me a ranking, and, don't play with men in the future, how good women are, you have to like men?!"

After the old man finished speaking, he rose into the air and disappeared into the sky along with the big iron pot,

Lu Yifa was vomiting blood in his heart, numb, ghosts like men, is it good for Lao Tzu to have a family and a child?

looked at Song Xiaojian, his face was very bad,

"Red-haired ghost, you come down for me, today's matter, you Jiuxuanzong must give me an explanation."

It's not good to attack Song Xiaojian, because he is too cheap, who knows what words will come out of his mouth in the next moment? You can't really kill it,

Therefore, he simply picked up Chi Kui, he knew each other, not only known for a day or two, this guy Chi Kui, basically every time Xiao Dan meets, he comes, so, Lu Yifa is very familiar with him, well, it should be, right?

Naturally, Chikui walked down the wall,

"What confession? Is there something wrong with our Nine Xuan Sect? ”

Lu Yi was stunned, violation? It's really not, and I didn't say that I might make a messy stew at the Xiao Dan meeting?

Chi Kui was triumphant, "Elder Lu, the pot of things made by Xiao Jian was put away by the seniors of your Feather Transformation Sect, which fully shows that Xiao Jian is not messing around, but in the spirit of rigorous science, he has carried out very meticulous and rigorous scientific research, which... Is there something wrong? ”

When Lu Yifa heard this, he was angry, jumped up and shouted:

"Rigorous? Are you embarrassed to say rigorous? ”

"Sock, you think I'm blind, aren't you? His action of throwing medicinal herbs into the iron pot was a mess at will, and the-stirring stick was simply stirring nonsense, why did you tell me that it was rigorous? ”

"I'm sure you're here to smash the ground, he couldn't have done this before."

Chikui slapped his thigh, "Numb, bet." ”

Lu was stunned, what are you betting on?

Chi Kui said: "Elder Lu, you are the great elder of the Sanpin Sect, you can't say whether it counts or not, what you said, if Song Xiaojian didn't do it for the first time, you would gnaw on your cheeks, right?" ”

Xiao Lori assisted in real time, "I prove that Xiao Jianjian has done it a long time ago, more than once, in our lotus pond courtyard in Danfeng, I have done it countless times,"

"I still remember that every time he did it, the old turtle in the lotus pond would escape from prison, and the koi would pretend to be dead, so I prepared herbs early so that I didn't faint."

Lu Yifa's cheeks twitched again, numb, Jiuxuanzong is so premeditated.

Chi Kui laughed, "How about it, Elder Lu, gnaw it, your cheeks are really fat, and it will definitely be oily if you bite it." ”

"Hee-hee~~"

Little Lori also covered her mouth and snickered, with a look of anticipation,

Lu Yi was stunned, when did I say that I gnawed my belly? When did you bet with you?

But as soon as he said that Song Xiaojian hadn't done it before, he was slapped in the face, and it was really difficult to answer.

Chi Kui sneered, "Why, a great elder of the Three-Rank Immortal Sect, he actually doesn't talk much?" ”