Chapter 5: Auntie Syndrome

In fact, he still overestimates his teaching ability. The ruler is short and the inch is long, so that a food delivery person can have actor-level acting skills overnight, which is indeed a bit whimsical.

Gao Gao's patience is limited, and he is still enduring the woman's aunt period at the moment, so he only talked to Fang Xiaoyuan for half an hour before throwing away the script in a distraught and letting Fang Xiaoyuan act by himself in front of the fitting mirror. And he sat on the sofa and supervised Fang Xiaoyuan critically. Whenever Fang Xiaoyuan's expression didn't suit his liking, his thin lips were like spitting out a flying knife, which had the meaning of not embarrassing Fang Xiaoyuan to death and swearing to be unwilling.

Fang Xiaoyuan also has a temper, when Ju Gao said for the third time that she acted like a retard, she simply threw the script and lay on the spot, no matter what you say, she is a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

Seeing that she was a scoundrel, Ju Gao was very disdainful, and felt that this person was very hopeless, and he restrained it for a long time before suppressing the idea of throwing her out.

Fang Xiaoyuan closed his eyes and listened, ignoring the mean essence of Congen, and directly slept until his stomach screamed before he got up from the ground.

Ju Gao was already sitting at the dining table, eating the dinner delivered by the hotel in a dignified manner.

Fang Xiaoyuan stretched his neck curiously to take a look-yo, it's still Western food.

Since the steak looked quite good, Fang Xiaoyuan immediately forgot about the meanness before he was high, and said reasonably: "Hey, big star, call me a copy too, at least my body is yours, you can't treat it badly." ”

Ju Gao raised his eyelids and glanced at her, then lowered his head and cut the steak slowly, until the steak entered his mouth before he spoke: "My body needs to keep in shape, call you a copy, a hundred push-ups before going to bed, if you can't do it, you just sit and watch." ”

Fang Xiaoyuan: ......

It's okay not to say this, as soon as Fang Xiaoyuan said it, he immediately stopped doing it, and without saying a word, he stepped forward and pulled off the fork in his hand, pointed at his nose and shouted: "What the hell, do you want to keep in shape, don't I want to?" I'm going to lose weight, I'm going to get a boyfriend too. Don't eat, spit it out. My body is my way, are you allowed to eat? ”

High: ......

As a result, neither of them ate in the evening.

One is that if you don't let me eat it, you won't want to eat it, and the other doesn't want to talk to her at all.

In this way, the two remained deadlocked until late at night, and Ju Gao finally couldn't bear to leave her and go to bed. Fortunately, this time Fang Xiaoyuan had a high physical advantage, and he was not ruthlessly slapped outside the door, but he also had no place to sleep.

He didn't allow her to leave the hotel, and he didn't let her out of his sight. Fang Xiaoyuan was helpless, spread his hands, and asked: "This is not allowed, that is not allowed, then where do you let me sleep?" ”

Jugao glanced at the sofa and entered the bedroom with a blank face.

The meaning is obvious,

So Fang Xiaoyuan watched his body enjoying the soft big bed of the hotel, but his soul was ruthlessly arranged on the sofa. At the same time, I had to endure a night of hunger.

It can be said that money can make ghosts grind, and Fang Xiaoyuan has received a high salary of more than 30,000 yuan, so he can only swallow his anger. However, Fang Xiaoyuan himself is very optimistic, thinking about it from another angle, anyway, this body is not hers, and it will be damaged and pulled down.

However, for his own body, Fang Xiaoyuan is not as ruthless as Congao. At half past four in the morning, she was lifted from the sofa by Ju Gao, washed and washed up for a while, and was loaded into the business car.

But in that kind of hurry, Fang Xiaoyuan could even ask the waiter for a glass of brown sugar water.

Sister Liu was already sitting in the car, listening to Fang Xiaoyuan drink the cup of brown sugar water with a slumped face.

The 'Fang Xiaoyuan' in the car didn't care about the meaning of 'continuing', and he was still lucky before going to bed, hoping that the bodies of the two could be replaced when he woke up. He is still an idol worshiped by thousands of people, and all these absurd body swaps are just a dream of his own...

So when I woke up, I grabbed it tentatively at Xiong's mouth before I opened my eyes...

As a result, it is still plump.

This feeling suddenly made his whole person feel bad, and when he got up with a black face, he saw his aunt leaking on the bed, which could make Congao's life worse than death.

A certain big star endured nausea and changed his clothes and pants, but the more he changed, the more angry he became, and he lifted Fang Xiaoyuan, who was asleep and was about to die, with a calm face, and resolutely refused to give him a good face.

Fang Xiaoyuan slept well and was woken up, but he wanted to get angry, but when he saw his face, he suddenly secretly screamed badly, knowing that this aunt's syndrome was afraid that it would be infected to the big star, which made the family feel irritable.

To say that Fang Xiaoyuan has always slept deliciously, and his body is great. The only small flaw is that my aunt will have a sore back and stomach pain two days ago, and she will be in a state of wanting to die at any time.

Fang Xiaoyuan was worried about his body, and coaxed him all the way: "Baby, drink this brown sugar water quickly, your stomach won't hurt after drinking it, be good." ”

Ju Gao twitched the corner of his eye: ......

Sister Liu also stuffed the earphones into her ears with a blank face, thought about it, and threw the two eggs in her hand to Ju Gao, intending to be upset if she didn't listen.

'Ju Gao' took the egg, and coaxed 'Fang Xiaoyuan' with the egg, and began to chant the scriptures of Tang Seng, which was annoying.

Ju Gao was troubled by her quarrel, in order to shut him up quickly, he scooped up the brown sugar water in her hand, and his virtue was very much like a heroine who swore to die, and drank the brown sugar water as if he was red.

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Tang Zhengjun soaked in the swimming pool, at the moment he was holding a red wine glass in his hand, and there was a wooden table floating on the pool, and there were chilled watermelons, grapes and peeled lychees on the wooden table - life can be described as very enjoyable.

But early in the morning, Tang Zhengjun felt that his heart was very hot, and he had no place to spread this kind of fire, so he had to send himself into the swimming pool to soak.

After soaking for an hour, the skin is about to wrinkle, and my heart is still dry.

At this time, Tang Zhengjun's mobile phone rang on the small wooden table, and he took a look at it, it was his cousin Army, a waste who only knew how to follow his ass and pat his ass.

If it weren't for the fact that Tang Zhengjun only had such an aunt, and secretly gave him 100,000 yuan without telling his family during his business start-up period, Tang Zhengjun wouldn't have looked down on this little bastard at all.

The little bastard made heaven and earth, but he didn't dare to do it in front of Tang Zhengjun. The parents of the army can't control their son, the little bastard first called his classmates to fight in a group, fell in love in the second year of junior high school, and directly dug into the corner of the wall in the third year of junior high school and injured people by the way, making the little girl's belly bigger, and the bastard was directly expelled from the school.

The army didn't want to go to school either, and his parents couldn't help it, so they finally decided to throw him to Tang Zhengjun to manage. At the beginning, the army still looked like 2580,000 in the face of Tang Zhengjun, but Tang Zhengjun didn't like it and beat him directly beyond recognition.

Who knows, this little bastard's bones are not very hard, and he cried and begged for mercy after being beaten twice.

It's a service, but I just shout that I want to mess with my big brother in the future.

"Hey, what are you doing, let go of a fart quickly, and die if you don't have anything serious." As soon as Tang Zhengjun's phone was connected, he planned to use this little bastard to put out the fire.

"There's a fart, there's a fart." The army put it very neatly: "Brother Jun, didn't I mention to you some time ago that there is a group of people who want to rent the warehouse in the north of our city to make a movie... Damn, guess who I saw... Fang Xiaoyuan,... He actually did what it was called... High? That's right, it's called Jugao, that's a big star, she actually became the assistant of that big star,, I saw that big star, and her eyes were very unusual... Brother Jun, when did Fang Xiaoyuan hook up with a big star? Do you want me to go in some trouble, I can't let that little girl cuckold you. ”

There is only a reason for the army to say this, but whenever Fang Xiaoyuan talks about a boyfriend, before they talk about Huang Di, there will be the army's-stirring stick to help, and the person who is appointed to this-stirring stick is Tang Zhengjun.

If you want to say that the army is a person, he can't do the right thing, but he does it like to intimidate and threaten.

I have to say that Tang Zhengjun sometimes thinks that this little bastard is still a little useful, at least Fang Xiaoyuan is still a place, and the first to express his gratitude is the army.

The army is very discerning, and knows that Tang Zhengjun's motives for this little girl are not pure, and he does not have a pure attitude of spending money to play with others. Tang Zhengjun put usury on her face, and the interest rose faster than blood pressure, in fact, it was just teasing her, so that every time the army went to ask for an account, it was up to the point.

The army didn't know what kind of bullshit hobby Tang Zhengjun was, gave her a house and gave her money, and went to a sanatorium to give money to her immortal father, so he paid unconditionally but was not in a hurry to help her, so what's the matter with just doing it?

Tang Zhengjun became interested: "Which warehouse?" ”

Army: "It's the one in the north of the city, the one you said you bought and wanted to open a printing house... How about it, Brother Jun, I'm going to intimidate and intimidate that big star. ”

Tang Zhengjun: "If you know anything, go and threaten, don't be ashamed, I'll go immediately." ”

When Ju Gao got out of the car, he used his body to block Fang Xiaoyuan, who was coming down from behind.

Fang Xiaoyuan stretched his neck and put on a 'condescending and suspicious face': ......

Ju Gao whispered with 'Fang Xiaoyuan's expressionless face': "Just have someone greet you and nod in a while, you don't need your enthusiastic response." The one in front of him who looks like a winter melon in a yellow vest is the director, surnamed Zhou, as long as your acting skills are online, he shouldn't talk too much nonsense with you, and the woman in white short sleeves, playing against you, called Xie Wenyi, in addition to the lines, don't talk nonsense if you can... Also, try to follow me, and then please manage your expressions. ”

"Got it."

Fang Xiaoyuan followed the introduction of Ju Gao and put his eyes on Director Zhou, and after looking up and down, he couldn't help but ask: "Hey, why do directors like to wear a vest, you see, they also shave their heads." I know it's the director, and I don't know it, I think it's just been released from prison... Also, isn't that actress just a little girl who cries on TV,, what is she playing? It's so weak, it can't be a little bamboo horse, right? Well, probably not. Then you can only play your daughter-in-law? I think it's almost hot, and it looks unstable. ”

Fang Xiaoyuan was there alone and asked and answered himself. Unexpectedly, Xie Wenyi, who didn't look very steady, turned around and saw that Ju Gao was looking at her at the moment, he was stunned at first, and then he put a strand of hair behind his ear like a little jasper, and smiled shyly at him.

Fang Xiaoyuan: ......

???

Concave face: "She plays a bamboo horse." ”

Fang Xiaoyuan: ......

Tang Zhengjun's warehouse is indeed quite large, and the crew has several studios in it, except for the exterior scenes, the indoor shooting is basically completed here.

Fang Xiaoyuan walked into the studio and gained a lot of "Teacher Ju" along the way. She adhered to the teachings of the condescending and nodded to the people in response, and the "character who wants to hook up with everyone" in her soul almost made the serious face not tense.

Ju Gao followed her and stared at the back of his head all the way, afraid that she would suddenly collapse.

Director Zhou stepped forward and patted Ju Gao's shoulder, with a polite attitude: "Xiao Ju is here, it doesn't matter if your body matters, right?" Can I shoot it today? ”

"Well, it doesn't matter." Fang Xiaoyuan nodded matter-of-factly: "Don't worry, it won't affect today's shooting." ”

The director smiled: "That's good, go to make up and change costumes first, and let Xiao Wang tell you about today's play later." When you're ready, you're ready to go. ”

In fact, in modern dramas, he doesn't need to wear any makeup, he plays a tough guy and not a little white face, he doesn't need to rub powder on his face, and he has good skin, there are no pores to cover, and the makeup artist only painted him an eyebrow. Fang Xiaoyuan couldn't help but sigh when he looked at the tall face in the makeup mirror, his perfect face was indeed very good at fooling the little girl, compared with Tang Zhengjun's sao bag face, but it was better than temperament.

But if you want to say that it is good-looking, Fang Xiaoyuan feels that being high is not comparable to Tang Zhengjun, at least Tang Zhengjun's peach blossom eyes can harm many ignorant girls.

Xiao Wang, who is the director, is a screenwriter, and when he changed his costumes, he began to come over to tell him about the play... The teenager of Xu Laosan, who is played by Ju Gao today, has a wen scene with Xiaozhuma as soon as he comes up, and TM is the first wen of the two people, and he has to slowly wen into a tongue wen, wen for a minute.

The worst thing is that you don't borrow a seat.

Fang Xiaoyuan's face was green, what kind of movie is this, kiss // mouth as soon as it comes up, who can stand it.

"Teacher Ju, get ready, the director has waited a little longer, and the actress is already ready to be in place, I'll go first." After Xiao Wang confessed, he was busy talking to the actress.

He looked at Xiao Wang and walked away before he spoke: "Don't think too much, substitute yourself into the role, think that you are Xu Laosan, have you memorized the lines?" If you want to perform in a while, don't recite the text as if you have no emotion. ”

Ju Gao looked at his green face, and it was rare that he didn't carry out the scare to the end: "I know this may be a little difficult for you, but as an actor, what can't be played, you can try to challenge yourself." If you learn to act, even if we change our bodies back in the future, I can also consider signing you to our company, which is better than you delivering takeaways. ”

The conditions in this statement are quite tempting.

But Fang Xiaoyuan still shook his head with a look of resistance: "What kind of fart are you farting, what is an actor who can act anything, am I an actor, I am a takeaway, I don't have any noble sentiments to dedicate myself to art, your company doesn't say whether it is suitable for me, that's it... If there is a beautiful man, I may also consider kissing a mouth, but you let me kiss a woman, and Tm for a minute of tongue wen, I am not a lily, can I get my mouth? Even if she is a beauty, I can't talk about it, I can't act. ”

He sighed secretly, knowing that it was not so easy to communicate, he looked left and right, and immediately sank his face: "I'm sorry, even if there is a beautiful man in this play, you can't kiss it." Of course, you can choose to refuse, but don't forget, now that I am your boss, you have to do it or not, if you don't act well, you will deduct 1,000, and if you play well, you will be rewarded with 1,000, and you will transfer money on the spot, you can consider it yourself. ”

So, under the shameless evil force of money, Fang Xiaoyuan reluctantly agreed.

The director beckoned to Jugao: "Xiaoju, are you ready?" ”

Fang Xiaoyuan nodded reluctantly.

"Okay." Director Zhou clapped his hands: "Attention to all parts, lighting preparation, personnel in place, "Under the Night", AB machine, the fifth scene, shot1, take2... Action。 ”

The scene reporter walked over to a very serious board, and the camera light came on.

The show begins...

This is the performance of Xu Laosan and Zhuma who got the notice of the police academy, both of them were more excited, pretending to swear to the sunset, and then the emotions were in place, and they could kiss.

Fang Xiaoyuan has no basic skills, and he won five million in the live image of holding a notice in his hand, but Director Zhou didn't even call it cut, which is also hell.

Ju Gao and the staff stood together and watched with fear, this monk who became a monk halfway through, let him recite the scriptures as soon as he shaved his head, and he really didn't have a score in his heart.

However, to Ju Gao's surprise, this Fang Xiaoyuan doesn't look like a fool, and he acts quite like a thing, if this indignant emotion lets him play, Ju Gao may not be able to let her open like this, this is also a disadvantage of Congao, the role of a tough guy is easy to come by, but he can play the second middle school of a young man, he is indeed a little reluctant. However, this Fang Xiaoyuan probably lives a relatively middle two, and this kind of emotion comes and goes casually.

The overall director was quite satisfied, staring at the monitor and waiting for a pass.

Xu Laosan and Xiaozhuma stood in front of the window, and the declaration of the two of them was over. At this time, a beam of light quietly hit Xiaozhuma's face, and her face was crystal clear. Then it was time for Xu Laosan and Xiaozhuma to gaze affectionately, and then Xu Laosan held each other's faces and took the initiative to offer wen.

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Fang Xiaoyuan scolded bitterly in his heart, but he still felt that he couldn't speak. Actually, it doesn't hurt to let her kiss the woman mouth to mouth. But... She kisses... Only... Sure... Shocked.

Fang Xiaoyuan had too much activity in his heart, staring at the other party for too long and not moving. Xie Wenyi was a little anxious in his heart, winked at him, and threw a hint.

Fang Xiaoyuan: ......

Fang Xiaoyuan leaned over silently, thinking indignantly in his heart: For the sake of a thousand yuan, I gave it up. If you really can't do it, you should lick the dog.

β€œcut。”

At this time, the director shouted.

Fang Xiaoyuan immediately let go of his mouth and was one meter away from the actress.

"Xiaoju, what's going on? The two of them are now in the mood and can't help it. It's not the feeling of giving up your body as soon as your eyes are closed. This one, though, is repeated. ”

Fang Xiaoyuan almost wanted to cry without tears when he heard this, and thought indignantly, there are so many things to kiss his mouth.

Actually, she can't be blamed for this. Fang Xiaoyuan was born in the market and grew up in the market, and he has a lot of feelings in the world, and he can also perform one or two. However, for the love and love between men and women, although Fang Xiaoyuan often sees Fang Yeming lingering in the flowers, she did not get the true inheritance, plus Tang Zhengjun's deliberate dismantling. Therefore, today's Fang Xiaoyuan is still a small place that hasn't even been taken over by Wen.

I can't even put it into words. If you want to perform, it's not like four. Besides, with women like this... She didn't want to.

At this time, Fang Xiaoyuan suddenly had a flash of inspiration and began to discuss with the director: "Director Zhou, I know, but the script says that this kiss scene is the first wen of the two, please, no matter how emotional the first wen is, it is not skilled, how much can a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy and girl understand, and the kiss of the dragonfly is the most beautiful picture in memory." ”

Fang Xiaoyuan didn't understand anything, but it was like that. Unexpectedly, Director Zhou also thought about it seriously and agreed,

Fang Xiaoyuan simply forced out her artistic cells in order not to kiss her mouth, and as soon as she saw the director agree, she immediately raised her eyebrows at Ju Gao, who was standing on the side, and her virtue was a little improper.

High: ......

This time it's really over. The next few scenes changed the studio, and it was a few dialogue scenes between Xu Laosan and the director, and there were no emotional ups and downs, just talking. Fang Xiaoyuan had no burden on his high skin, and he acted blindly, and he also mixed up.

I don't know if it's shit luck or if it's really a bit of talent. Sister Liu only watched a high scene, and hurriedly returned to the company to do other things.

Anyway, a morning passed so quietly, the takeaway ordered by the crew had been delivered, the director shouted, 'Eat first', and the staff temporarily put down their work and went out to get a boxed lunch.

Ju Gao has no action, he doesn't eat with the crew, he used to be in the crew, and these problems were taken care of by his short legs when eating and drinking. He just needs to be in charge of going to the nanny's car to eat. Habitually, even if he is wearing Fang Xiaoyuan's skin now, he does not have the consciousness of being an assistant at all.

On the contrary, Fang Xiaoyuan didn't let go of anything in her stomach yesterday, and she was picked up by Ju early this morning and rushed to the crew, and finally suffered Sister Liu's two eggs, and she had to coax Ju Gao to eat them, so now, she started to float when she was hungry and walked, and when she and a group of staff lined up to receive a boxed lunch, she also took a copy for Ju Gao by the way.

The staff on the side was so shocked that their eyes almost fell, it is estimated that it is the first time to see a big star serving an assistant, and this assistant has been doing nothing all morning, just standing there staring at the big star acting. I don't know and think that this assistant is the boss behind the scenes.

Fang Xiaoyuan handed the lunch box to Ju Gao: "Nuo, eat quickly, you must not make me hungry and thin, and I have to make up for it in the past two days." ”

After speaking, her expression changed, and she leaned over to Ju Gao and said, "Hey, by the way, have you ever been to the toilet in the morning, you... I'm going to change the sanitary napkin every two hours, have you go? Will it be changed? ”

Fang Xiaoyuan asked as he glanced at his buttocks.

Ju Gao's outstretched hand retracted after Fang Xiaoyuan finished speaking, he glared at Fang Xiaoyuan fiercely, turned around and left.

Fang Xiaoyuan didn't know what kind of wind he was pumping, so he hurriedly followed.

"Little Fang Far ......"

At this time, an incomparably familiar voice sounded behind Fang Xiaoyuan.