Chapter 4 Help Me Act

Fang Xiaoyuan guessed correctly, Tang Zhengjun didn't even go out of the hotel gate, he went out of the elevator and went directly to the eighteenth floor, and rolled with his new girlfriend in another room.

The new girlfriend is a college student, no worse than a female star, ** kung fu is very energetic, and can serve Tang Zhengjun comfortably. After the two of them turned over the clouds and rain, Tang Zhengjun sat at the head of the bed and lit a cigarette afterwards, and began to swallow the clouds and spit out the fog.

The female college student was lying in Tang Zhengjun's arms, and her white and slender fingers drew circles on his chest and said softly: "Brother Jun, I saw a bag yesterday, it's so beautiful." I like it so much. ”

Tang Zhengjun was very refreshing: "How much does it cost to buy?" ”

When the female college student heard this, she immediately smiled, stretched out her hand and gestured a number: "Eighty thousand." ”

Tang Zhengjun nodded: "Okay, buy it." ”

"Brother Jun, I love you to death." The female college student immediately burst into laughter. Tang Zhengjun looked at the people under him while smoking, and couldn't help but think of the scene of Fang Xiaoyuan lying on the floor in the morning with only a pair of pants.

I don't know when Fang Xiaoyuan's stunted body suddenly got on the right track, becoming a leg with legs, and there was no disability at all, which was very pleasing to the eye when you took a closer look.

Tang Zhengjun wanted Fang Xiaoyuan, he never deliberately concealed this idea, and even discussed it with Fang Xiaoyuan, as long as Fang Xiaoyuan nodded, then she didn't need to worry about the rest of her life and the rest of her life.

But Fang Xiaoyuan didn't nod.

Tang Zhengjun didn't force it, the woman still played, and discussed with her the same. Even every time he got drunk, he would pull Fang Xiaoyuan to swear, as long as he followed him, he Tang Zhengjun promised that he would only dedicate himself to Fang Xiaoyuan in the future.

But Fang Xiaoyuan didn't believe it.

Fortunately, after Tang Zhengjun woke up, he remembered everything, and the woman still kept changing, and even Fang Xiaoyuan was worried that this old rascal would die on a woman one day at a young age. But the more people fight, the more courageous they become, the more they change, the more diligent they become, and the more the other party looks at Xiaoyuan.

In fact, Fang Xiaoyuan has also talked about several boyfriends, but every time the two can develop closer, they are inexplicably broken up. The reason for this, of course, Fang Xiaoyuan knew that Tang Zhengjun was the ghost, but she couldn't bear to shout with Tang Zhengjun, she could only pretend to be a murderer on the phone every time, once she was caught by Tang Zhengjun, her face immediately became cowardly, for fear that Tang Zhengjun would be her.

Fortunately, Tang Zhengjun is not that interesting. Although he didn't often appear in front of Fang Xiaoyuan, he always paid attention to it - if Fang Xiaoyuan was tricked by other scumbags, then Tang Zhengjun was the first to disagree.

But now, hell is there, Fang Xiaoyuan actually swapped bodies with a big star.

This mortal situation is beyond Tang Zhengjun's control, and there is no reasonable explanation for the strange things.

If Fang Xiaoyuan and the big star can be exchanged back soon, it would be good to say, but if the two of them can't be exchanged back until they die, then Tang Zhengjun's Xiao Fangyuan will really not be his anymore.

The more Tang Zhengjun thought about it, the more irritable he became, grabbed the female college student's long hair and lifted her aside, and said irritably: "Okay, the money will be transferred to your account in a while, get out." ”

The female college student's face was flushed, and she was being fucked by Tang Zhengjun like this, she was a little dazed, and she wanted to complain, but when she saw Tang Zhengjun's sinking face, she immediately shut up with interest, got dressed and rolled neatly.

Sister Liu was already sitting on the sofa in room 9402 on the eighth floor of Grand Hyatt five hours after talking to 'Fang Xiaoyuan'.

At this moment, the three people in the room are sitting like old men, and they are sitting very interesting-'Fang Xiaoyuan' is sitting in the middle of the sofa, while 'Ju Gao' and Sister Liu are sitting on the small sofas on both sides. At first glance, these two people seem to be working for 'Fang Xiaoyuan' and receiving wages.

The room was eerily quiet for more than ten minutes.

Fang Xiaoyuan felt that her mouth was a little idle, she wanted to take a cigarette and touch it, so she didn't care about the two sculptures, and habitually touched the cigarette on her body. As a result, after touching a big circle, the pockets were clean and nothing was touched, and after realizing it, Fang Xiaoyuan realized that his current character was a big star, not a delivery person.

The 'big star' glanced at the 'delivery man' and found that she was sitting in the middle of the sofa with five or six people, so Fang Xiaoyuan clenched his fists and covered his mouth and coughed twice skillfully.

As soon as the voice came out, the eyes of the two people present were all on him. Interestingly, both of them have the same expressions... The face is expressionless.

Fang Xiaoyuan sighed, feeling that the eyes of these two had their own unhappiness, and they didn't hide it at all.

After Sister Liu glanced at him, she put her eyes on the 'Fang Xiaoyuan' opposite her, and after looking up and down, she asked in a non-yin and non-yang manner: "What is your name?" ”

"Fang Xiaoyuan."

The answer for her was high.

Sister Liu glanced at Ju Gao, as if she was surprised that he would help her answer. Then he still asked expressionlessly, "How old are you?" Where to graduate? What did you do before? How do you know the high? ”

"23, high school dropout, food delivery. I met last night by delivering takeaways. ”

This time, the answer was still high, and it was also concise and to the point, without any superfluous nonsense.

And Fang Xiaoyuan seemed to just sit there and be expressionless.

However, Sister Liu was not satisfied. First of all, Fang Xiaoyuan's education and work experience can be said to be completely different from their industry. Although all he wanted was an assistant who served him with tea and water. But since this assistant just met Ju Gao last night, except for her beautiful face, who knows if she has the ambition of 'turning a pheasant into a phoenix' in her heart, whether it will affect Ju Gao's better development in the future, and delay them to make more money.

Sister Fang probably went out of the same house as the high master, and her tone and expression were as contemptuous and aggressive as if she was withdrawn. She reluctantly pulled the corners of her mouth, and pulled out a skin smile without smiling: "Fang Xiaoyuan, right, since you are now a high-ranking life assistant, then I will talk about two points, first..."

"Alright, don't say two, save some saliva." 'Fang Xiaoyuan' in the middle of the sofa finally opened his mouth, and the cocked Erlang's legs changed direction, and said: "Sister Fang, I think if you have enough time, you can care more about your work, as for the two points you want to say, it is nothing more than about recognizing your identity... I ask you, do you think it's interesting to say this now? If you have the kung fu to talk that nonsense, you might as well do something else. But now, I have to remind you that in case something incredible happens in the future, please protect your heart and do a good PR. I won't bother you with the rest. ”

Except for the sentence on the phone, this is the first time Fang Xiaoyuan has spoken in front of Sister Liu, her voice is cold, and her way of speaking is as flat as herself, but it is very similar to a condescending style, and even the pause in the sentence is a little meaningful. But to Sister Liu's surprise, she has always been too lazy to even like to make an expression, but she is laughing again at this moment. Between that smile was really like schadenfreude, for a while, Sister Liu thought she had seen a ghost, and she was stunned for a while, but she didn't react to what the smile meant.

"That's right." Fang Xiaoyuan seemed to remember something, and looked at Sister Liu: "Director Zhou, you can call and explain, and tell him that tomorrow I... We will go to the crew on time, and the announcement of going down today will be canceled together... If there's nothing to do, you can go out. ”

Sister Fang: ......

This is probably the first time that Sister Fang has been deflated since she started her career, and she was still a newcomer who didn't know anything, although she didn't know what this newcomer grew up eating, she dared to start pointing fingers at her like this. No matter what, Sister Fang is a leader in the agent industry. Whether it is receiving scripts or advertisements, promotion or packaging, she has the ability to make the little starlet who doesn't understand bullshit popular.

Although there is still a gap between celebrities who don't understand bullshit and being high, no one dares to look at anyone like this in front of her.

In fact, the relationship between celebrities and agents is also mutually beneficial, the more popular you are, the more you earn, and the more kickbacks they get.

The eighteenth-tier little artist is not qualified to pick an agent, in order to receive a role, the director and the protagonist are hidden, so as to change to a bad role, such a thing has long been accustomed to in the ** circle.

But first-line artists are different, they have strength, have their own studios, and become their own bosses, so they can wait with peace of mind for those women who want to soar to be dived by him. It is also possible to pick and choose a broker at will.

Moreover, she admires Sister Liu's ability to do things, and because the two of them are a little bit close, Ju Gao will rest assured that she will take care of everything, and Sister Liu is also the top agent in the entertainment industry. Those little actors and assistants were all polite and respectful when they saw her, how could they be like Fang Xiaoyuan, so... I don't know how to lift.

Even if Sister Liu wants to explode her head, she can't figure out what means a woman who has only been known by Ju Gao for a day can make Ju Gao let her talk so much and not stop her. said that it was love at first sight, of course Sister Liu would not believe it, although Ju Gao announced that he was single, there were too many women who could send him, and there were many people who were more beautiful, spicy, and highly educated than this delivery delivery, and they didn't necessarily have a high heart.

may let Ju Gao fire the assistant who has been with him for two years on the spot overnight, and that Fang Xiaoyuan is really the first.

Sister Liu was so angry that she pointed at Fang Xiaoyuan's nose and shouted angrily: "When does my work need you, a person who doesn't know how to fart, to point fingers here, why don't you worry about other people's work so much, how can you be an assistant for a few days." Don't think that you are a phoenix if you insert two chicken feathers, then you also have to see if you have the strength.

High: ......

Forget about your own persona.

Ju Gao was stunned, changed the direction of Erlang's legs again, and his eyes fell on the side 'Ju Gao', reminding her to hurry up and catch her breath with his eyes.

Fang Xiaoyuan received the signal, and he couldn't figure out the situation in a daze, and pointed at Sister Liu to add fuel to the fire: "Didn't you just say that there was nothing to do and let you out?" Why don't you want to go on yet, do you need to make some room for you two to talk about now? ”

High: ......

This man is really rubbing fire.

It's better to ask for others than for yourself, 'Fang Xiaoyuan' just rubbed the fire for Sister Liu, and immediately took out the professionalism of the actor, began to lower his eyebrows and pleasing his eyes, and said politely: "Sister Liu, I don't mean anything else, I'm just more anxious, and the way I speak is a little inappropriate, you have a lot of adults, don't worry about me, a newcomer who doesn't know anything." I'm sorry. ”

Sister Liu didn't expect this Fang Xiaoyuan to be shameless to such an extent, she was still pointing fingers at her in the last second, and as soon as she opened her mouth, the next second she was immediately respectful, self-examining, and her spirit of bending and stretching was all impressive.

At the moment, she also had a headache, thinking that Ju Gao had left a bunch of things waiting for her to deal with, and she didn't bother to sit here and talk nonsense, so she got up and left with a 'hum' from her nose.

As soon as Sister Liu left, Ju Gao immediately put down Erlang's legs, feeling a little sore in her waist, which was like moving ten kilometers with a weight on her body, which was extremely uncomfortable.

The high margin twisted his waist very slightly, frowned at the other party Xiaoyuan and said dissatisfiedly: "Are you suffering from lumbar muscle strain at a young age, or do you have to use your waist to deliver food with a lunch box on your waist... Friendly reminder, if you are so laissez-faire, I beg you to buy yourself an insurance in advance. ”

Fang Xiaoyuan sat down well, and he didn't know which expression he didn't like the big star again, he was scolded inexplicably, and he was immediately unhappy to go back: "What kind of fart are you, my waist is very good, I can go down if I want, commonly known as 'the best waist in the world', don't talk nonsense there... It's you who has a lumbar muscle strain, don't you know what you did last night? Why, if you can't do it, you still blame others, do you want face? ”

Ju Gao sneered: "What I did last night was also done with my own body, okay, aren't you feeling it yourself now?" ”

Fang Xiaoyuan: ......

That sounds weird.

ended in a mean manner, and clicked the script on the coffee table with his chin and said to Fang Xiaoyuan: "This is the script, you memorize the lines in it, and you will play it tomorrow." Before the body is replaced, all my work will be done by you independently... Be more prepared, so as not to be full of foreign appearances when you get it, and hundreds of thousands of people will see you embarrassed. ”

Fang Xiaoyuan didn't accept it: "How can I do your work, besides, I'm not an actor, I don't know how to act at all, and it will be inevitable to lose face." Besides, shouldn't you find out why we swapped bodies now, and then quickly switch back...... I don't think you're in a hurry about acting first, the most important thing is for the two of us to return to normal. ”

Ju Gao raised his eyelids and glanced at him, but when he saw his face, he couldn't help but look away, and said expressionlessly: "I spent 36,000 months to invite you to come, not here to listen to you say no." Also, you're not qualified to arrange anything for me here. I think you should remember your condition by now... It's me, spend, money, please, you. Well, what I say you do is, you only have the order to carry out and do not accept any refutation. ”

“……”

Fang Xiaoyuan was shut up again, if it weren't for the face of 30,000, she really wanted to slap him.

Fang Xiaoyuan reluctantly grabbed the script, and turned the whites of his eyes high while opening it.

The lines in the script are densely arranged, and I don't know what to write. Fang Xiaoyuan thought about it, and felt that he had memorized a few days of hard work in his junior year of high school, but it turned out that his work had not been used on the blade.

Even if she hasn't read a book for four or five years, and now she still has to memorize the lines, which is simply to make her relive how she dozed off when she read a book.

Ju Gao saw that her eyes were unblinking and her expression was dull staring at the script, and she didn't know how many words she had read. After waiting for a while, he felt a little like going to the toilet, but he didn't realize that something was wrong at the time, so he got up and went to the toilet.

Fang Xiaoyuan didn't react, she set her eyes on her when she stood up, and then followed her into the bathroom with her eyes.

Half a minute later, there was a 'lean' from the bathroom.

Fang Xiaoyuan also blurted out the word 'lean', and immediately rolled himself into the bathroom.

Then, she saw Ju Gao standing next to the toilet and was immediately embarrassed.

Count the days, it's time for her aunt to come.

Even though Fang Xiaoyuan is thick-skinned, now she also wants to make herself invisible.

The two sides were stunned for a long time, and Fang Xiaoyuan woke up as if he had just woken up from a dream: "That, that... Don't stand still, hurry... Hurry up and sit on the toilet, I'll buy you sanitary napkins, you wait..."

"No, you don't." Condescending irritable refusal: "What are you going to buy?" Do you want the news that tomorrow's entertainment headlines will say "A popular male star goes in and out of the supermarket to buy sanitary napkins"? Honestly stay here, I'll go by myself. ”

said that he was going by himself, but he didn't understand how to do such a mess of women, Fang Xiaoyuan hurriedly pulled out half a roll of toilet paper and wrapped it around his underwear// pants, and then wrote what brand of sanitary napkins he needed to buy on the note, and reminded him that it was best to walk with his legs between his legs when he went out, in case the toilet paper leaked, otherwise it would be funny.

Holding the note in a frustrated manner, he ordered Fang Xiaoyuan to continue to memorize the lines, and before he came back, he must memorize the lines that he needed to perform tomorrow.

If the back will not - deduct money.

When it came to deducting money, Fang Xiaoyuan really didn't dare to look left and right to mix up the time, so he reluctantly picked up the script and read it.

Ju Gao is a big-screen actor and never appears in TV series, and his roles are more like tough guys. This time it was a police movie, and Xu Laosan, played by Ju Gao, was an undercover agent who went deep into the tiger's den in order to find out the drug dealer boss behind him.

Of course, there is also a little emotional drama in the middle, and two women are wrestling in the play.

One is her wife, gentle and virtuous, and has no regrets. There is another one that is stimulating, childhood sweethearts, going to the police academy together, and promising to catch all the bad guys in the world together, while secretly feeling emotional.

As a result, this girl was unlucky, her father was an anti-narcotics policeman, and he committed an accident halfway and was sentenced to death, or the kind that was executed immediately. After the people collapsed, the police found out that they had collapsed wrongly based on other clues. At that moment, the girl was disappointed in the police, quit the police academy, and disappeared.

When Xu Laosan and her met again, it became eight years later, one had married and had children, and the other had become the mistress of a drug dealer.

Xu Laosan was shocked and scared, he had worked hard to gain the trust of the big guy, and he couldn't fall short because of this. However, the little bamboo horse may still be thinking about the past and just don't know him.

But since it's a bigwig's woman, she always has two brushes.

The little bamboo horse didn't know Xu Laosan on the front foot, and found out where he lived on the back foot, and the two rolled to the ******* inexplicably, and happened to be bumped into by Xu Laosan's wife.

The little bamboo horse said without a red face and a heartbeat, if you want your son and wife to live, you should divorce.

Xu Laosan is divorced......

After several drug deals were exposed, the big guy began to suspect that there were undercover agents in the nest.

There is no suspense, and the first person to be suspected is Xu Laosan, the big guy is ruthless, the doubt will be solved, he will not waste time listening to your explanation, he would rather kill a thousand by mistake than let go of one.

Xu Laosan will definitely die, and the most terrible thing is that the big guy gave the gun to Xiaozhuma and asked her to solve it.

The little bamboo horse's heart sank, knowing that the big guy knew their feelings, and it was estimated that he would not be able to live, so he simply gritted his teeth and pointed the gun at the big guy.

As a result, there were no bullets in the gun.

The undercover agent also changed from Xu Laosan to Little Bamboo Horse, and to Xu Laosan's surprise, Little Bamboo Horse admitted it.

Xu Laosan was in danger, and finally held the evidence in his hand, and ended the life of the big guy himself.

The director of the anti-narcotics bureau gave Xu Laosan a confidential document, which contained a suicide note. But there is no real name in the suicide note, only a code name.

And her code name is Bamboo Horse.

The director told him the truth that Zhuma's father was framed by the big guy, which made the police take a lot of detours and almost fought in the nest. After Takema's father died, the director found her and told her the truth.

So a quiet undercover agent unfolded.

Xu Laosan almost overturned the director's desk after hearing this, and he couldn't wait to pull him by the collar and ask him why he asked a girl to do such a thing.

But there are some things that someone has to do.

Xu Laosan came to the cemetery, looked at the photos of the bamboo horse, remembered the bold words he made with her when he was young, and couldn't help but burst into tears.

At the end of the movie, Xu Laosan walked out of the cemetery, and his wife stood there waiting for him with an umbrella.

After a cursory reading, Fang Xiaoyuan likes the role of Bamboo Horse very much, and feels very sorry for her death, thinking that it was all caused by Xu Laosan's-stirring stick. At this time, Ju Gao happened to come back with a bunch of things, and when Fang Xiaoyuan saw her, he didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he pinched his face and said dissatisfiedly: "You play Xu Laosan?" What role did you choose, don't be an undercover agent if your quality is not good, and the little bamboo horse that harmed me died like this. ”

Conserved: "... You pinch me in the face again. ”

Fang Xiaoyuan immediately confessed professionally, and after three seconds of brain pumping, he was frightened by his expressionless self and retracted his hand, and continued to read the script like a grandson.

"I'll pay you." Ju Gao threw a mobile phone case in front of Fang Xiaoyuan, and hurriedly went to the toilet before the other party could react.

Fang Xiaoyuan was stunned when he heard the sound of Ju Gao closing the door, and then reacted and hurriedly ran over and knocked on the door: "Hey, then, will you use that, do you want me to help you." ”

Door: "Get out." ”

came out of the bathroom again, pulled the script in Fang Xiaoyuan's hand highly, and planned to play with her first, and by the way, make up for the common sense of acting.

At least when he was sure that he would have to lose face tomorrow, he still wanted to rescue him again.