Chapter 81. Red makeup

I looked at the boss who was embarrassed, but wanted to stop talking, first gave him a reassuring look, and then turned to answer Shen Fengyue's question: "Three wins in five games, the first to guess will be said first, the loser must buy all the lanterns for the winner, and unconditionally agree to a request of the winner." What do you think? Do you dare to compare? ”

"What do you want me to do?" Shen Fengyue did not answer the rhetorical question.

I was stunned, how could this guy be more shrewd than a fox, and he immediately saw through my careful thoughts. But I still said stiffly: "Shen Gongzi is so unconfident? Think you're going to lose? ”

Ignoring my provocations, he repeated mockingly: "What do you want me to do?" ”

Since you want to know so much, then I'll tell you in advance.

I couldn't help but curl the corners of my lips and said, "I want you ......" I stood on tiptoe, leaned into his ear, and continued: "Dress up as a woman and show me." I forced a laugh and said the last six words word by word.

That's right, I've always been curious about what Shen Fengyue would look like in women's clothes with such a face that has brought disaster to the country and the people. I'm almost sure he's going to be a women's clothing guy!

When he heard this, he seemed to be pleased by me, and smiled slightly: "Then I'm afraid you're going to be disappointed." ”

"Not necessarily!" I turned to the boss and said, "I'm sorry you can pick five riddles for us." ”

Xu heard that the loser paid for the lanterns, and the boss's expression finally returned to normal, and he hurriedly picked five lanterns and lined them up.

I pinched the paper scroll on the first lantern and asked Shen Fengyue beside me, "Is Shen Gongzi ready?" ”

He didn't answer, but just motioned with his eyes for me to unfold the mystery......

The competition went on quickly, and now there was only one puzzle left. And Shen Fengyue and I each answered two questions correctly.

Although Shen Fengyue and I seem to be evenly matched on the surface, the reason why I was able to answer those two questions correctly before him was because I had seen similar puzzles before and happened to know the answers. And although I explained at the beginning that it was a rush to answer, Shen Fengyue didn't look like she was competing with me at all. Even the two questions he answered correctly were the correct answers he gave after I answered them incorrectly. Maybe he didn't bother to compete with me at all, so he didn't want to compete with me.

I was a little resentful, and even though it was only a small competition, he showed that he was looking down on me.

I pinched the paper scroll of the last puzzle and said to Shen Fengyue with some dissatisfaction: "Shen Gongzi, since it is a competition, you should take it seriously, is it possible that if I lose to you, I will cry my nose?" ”

Shen Fengyue chuckled: "This is what you said." ”

"I said that!" After finishing speaking, I unfolded the scroll of paper, only to see that it read: "Looking south at the lone star, the eyebrows and the moon rise".

As soon as I read the riddle silently in my heart, I heard Shen Fengyue next to me faintly spit out a word: "Zhuang." ”

"What?" I was a little confused.

"The answer to the riddle is the word 'Zhuang'." Shen Fengyue's tone was flat.

"'Zhuang'?" I looked at the mystery again, but I felt that my brain was a mess, and I had no clue.

"Why?" I asked dumbfoundedly.

He didn't rush to answer, but took my wrist and lifted my hand up.

"Hand out." He said.

I flattened my palms as I said.

He used his right index finger to write the word "Wang" on the palm of my hand, saying: "'Nanwang' is the lower part of the word Wang, that is, the word 'Wang'." ”

As he spoke, he wrote the word "king" in the palm of my hand. "The 'lone star' is a dot, and the eyebrow moon is a crescent moon, which resembles a skimm." As he spoke, he added a dot and a skimming on the top and left side of the word "king". "So the riddle is 'Zhuang'."

After listening to his explanation, I angrily shook off his hand. I'm angry not because I lost, but because he let me from the beginning and coaxed me like a child.

But after thinking about it, I was also relieved, obviously I had to pull him to compete at the beginning. But this Shen Fengyue is so smart, he guessed the answer in an instant, no wonder he has always disliked me for being stupid, am I just a stupid person in his eyes?!

I looked at the answer to the riddle and couldn't help but sigh: it was really "Zhuang".

I said helplessly: "Shen Gongzi, did you bring any silver?" I don't have any money on me now, you lend me some first, I bought a lantern, and I'll go back and pay you back. ”

Shen Fengyue frowned. "If you don't have money, you dare to compete with me?"

My face bittered. Didn't I want to see you dressed as a woman and get dizzy for a while!?

I was surprised to feel his hands on my shoulders, and I looked up at him.

He looked me in the eye and said seriously, "Do you really want to see it?" ”

Hearing him ask, I reacted this time, and just now I was careless and said what was in my heart. But now that I've said it, I don't hide it anymore: "Yes, I really want to see it!" ”

Hearing this, he smiled helplessly. "Okay."

Good? What is good? Before I could figure out what he was going to do, I heard him say, "Rin." ”

Before the words fell, Rin came out of nowhere.

"Childe." Rin clenched his fists.

Shen Fengyue motioned for Rin to come over. Rin did so. I saw Shen Fengyue whispering a few words to Rin.

Rin took a step back after hearing this, and said with some embarrassment: "Childe, this ...... Isn't that right? ”

However, Shen Fengyue glanced over, and Rin didn't say anything more and turned to leave.

Curious, I stepped forward. "What did you say to him?"

"I'm going to do as you please." Shen Fengyue said lightly.

Go with my will? He wouldn't really want to dress up as a woman to show me, would he?

I was still thinking about it, so I heard him say again, "Let's go." ”

"Where are you going?"

"The nearest inn."

******

Outside the door of the upper room of the inn, Rin was already waiting, and when he saw us coming, he respectfully pushed the door open for us. I followed Shen Fengyue into the house, and the door was closed by Rin outside.

I couldn't help but be stunned when I saw something on the table in the room.

On the table are a makeup box and two sets of ready-to-wear clothes. Both suits were red, but one was bright and the other was dark. The bright red set was clearly a woman's dress.

"What? Not what you said you wanted to see? Could it be just a casual remark? There was a smile in Shen Fengyue's words.

"No...... It's not ......" I don't know why, my throat suddenly choked.

Although I was really curious about what Shen Fengyue would be like in women's clothes, I really didn't expect him to agree to such a willful and rude request from me, and willingly pretend to show me, and it was when he obviously won the competition......

"Huh? Why are your eyes red? Shen Fengyue stared at me with a smile and said, "So moved? Not really, right? ”

I was a little distracted to avoid his gaze, and was about to say something to distract him, when he suddenly threw something at me, and my head was suddenly covered by it.

"Since you have to pretend, you have to cooperate. Go and change into your clothes. He instructed me in a familiar tone.

I took off the cover over my head and saw that it was the dark red man's outfit, and I immediately understood that he wanted me to dress up as a man.

I let out an "oh" and obediently went into the inner room to change clothes.

I don't know how Shen Fengyue explained to Rin before, but there was still a cloth belt for binding my chest in the set of clothes he threw at me. Seeing this thing, the emotion that swelled up in my heart just now suddenly turned into astonishment.

That's it, at least I can finally see Shen Fengyue turn into a women's clothing boss, this is an idea that I came up with soon after I first met him!

When I came out after changing my clothes, I saw a thin figure with his back to me, sitting in front of the dressing table and doing something. His hair was divided into two parts, the upper part was unprecedentedly pulled up and fastened with a golden phoenix hairpin, while the lower part of the hair was as smooth as satin and hung naturally.

There was a soft "click" sound, which was the sound he made when he dropped the compact. My eyes were locked on him, like I was watching a magic show, forgetting to blink.

He stood up, the hem of his coat falling down, and because he had been wearing a bright red shirt, I realized that he had changed into the woman's dress.

He turned his face sideways, his eyes glancing in my direction. "Changed?"

He didn't deliberately change his voice, but I still felt that something had changed, but I couldn't tell what was different, so I just stood there stupidly.

His face was still sideways, but I could clearly see that his eyebrows, which had resembled swords, had been outlined in the shape of willow leaves. I don't know what kind of modification has been made to the slightly raised eyetails, but it has added a little style. The bridge of his nose was straight, and his cheek-stained lips were more like half a peach blossom.

He chuckled and turned to face me completely. The moment I saw his face, I forgot to breathe. If this is not the face of the world, then there is probably no one in the world who can have anything to do with beauty.

He dressed as a woman without the slightest disobedience, and was even more beautiful than any woman I had ever seen.

The corners of his lips curled slightly. "Are you satisfied?"

I gradually came to my senses.

"Shen Fengyue, if you really go out like this, I'm afraid something big will happen." I'm afraid that as soon as I go out, I will be snatched back as a wife.

When he heard this, he looked down at himself. "It seems to be true."

I didn't understand why he suddenly said that, so I followed his gaze.

Looking at it this way, I also found a problem: Shen Fengyue was too tall, and the long skirt that should have reached the ground was worn on him, but the skirt could only hang awkwardly on his calves, revealing the obscene pants inside. And not only the skirt, but also the sleeves and trouser legs are a lot shorter, which looks very funny.

I couldn't hold back my laughter.

But before he could laugh twice, he suddenly heard a crisp "click" sound.

My scalp tingled and I couldn't laugh anymore. Because the voice came from Shen Fengyue's body. It was the sound of his bones, from the bottom up, to be exact.

I was dumbfounded, only to see that after a crisp sound, Shen Fengyue's body suddenly became shorter, and even his arms were shortened a little. In just a moment, the red dress he wore was extremely funny, and it had become extremely fitting, just because his height had shrunk by dozens of centimeters. Now he's half the head worse than I am.

This...... This is the legend...... Shrink the bones!?

I didn't dare to joke anymore, and rushed in front of him with a lunge. "Shen Fengyue, you! ……”

"Is this okay?" His tone was still full of sarcasm.

"Shen Fengyue! Hurry up and go back! "I'm a little angry, but it's more of a worry, a remorse, and a regret that I shouldn't have played this joke with him.

He saw that I was really anxious, and wrinkled his eyebrows and asked me, "What's wrong?" ”

"You idiot! I'm just joking around with you, is it necessary for you to be so serious? Shrinking bones!? Can you stop being so indifferent to your body? "I was angry and anxious, and my words were a little out of control.

I'm not making a big fuss, because I know that shrinking bones is far from being as simple as it is written in martial arts.

Bone shrinkage is actually a special case of dislocation, which makes the bones and joints out of their normal position, and then reassembles them in a specific way to achieve the purpose of reducing the body volume. And the damage caused by this action to the human bones is enormous.

He didn't seem to expect such a big reaction from me, and was stunned before saying, "I'm fine, I just want to make you happy." ”

His casual remark suddenly made my eyes hot.

He suddenly panicked: "You...... Don't cry! I...... I'm really fine......"

Suddenly, like a child who had done something wrong, he hurriedly grabbed a handkerchief from the side to help me wipe my tears.

"I'm sorry, I made a joke, I'm sorry......" I tried to calm down.

He raised his hand and hesitated for a moment before tapping me twice on the back. "No, you're not wrong." He coaxed me in a soft voice.

"Then you go back to it, okay?" I whispered.

A look of embarrassment crossed his face. "For the time being...... Not yet...... It can be restored at least three hours after shrinking the bones, otherwise it will hurt ......."

Hearing him hurt his body, I didn't feel good in my heart. "I'm sorry...... It's me who has gone too far...... "If I had known that he would not hesitate to shrink his bones in order to look like a woman, I would not have made such an impudent request under any circumstances."

"Don't ...... You...... Why are you crying again?...... Don't cry...... I was meant to amuse you...... Why did it make you cry? "It's clear that I am the one who has gone too far, but he is annoyed.

I looked at him with tears in my eyes.

"Why...... Why is it so good for me? ”

Looking back on the days I spent with him, although he hurt me at every turn, scolded me for being stupid, and even knocked on my head, he stopped accommodating me all the time. It can even be said that he has actually been spoiling me all along.

He laughed when he heard this. "That's right for you? Then if I am really good to you, you must not be moved to wash your face with tears every day? ”

Uh...... the word "wash your face with tears"...... You can't describe being moved, right? This guy is really serious for only three seconds. I wiped my face a little speechlessly.

"That's it! I'm all dressed up, let's go out for a walk together! Shen Fengyue patted me on the shoulder. Do you believe it or not, if I were a woman, I would be more like a man than you? ”

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I said with a smile: "That's, who made you have a face like a demon?!" I pretended to pinch my waist with one hand and motioned for him to come and take my arm. Let's go, Miss Shen, I can't wait to show off to others that I have such a beauty as you by my side! ”