Chapter 138: Sprinkle Dog Food?
In the Nine Mysterious Realms,
The breeze is coming, the fragrance of flowers is overflowing, the mountainside in the distance, the clouds and mist are swirling, and the cranes are contending,
If it weren't for being surrounded by a group of old guys, Song Xiaojian would definitely be very poetic, and maybe he would chant a few poems to praise this beautiful scenery.
But being surrounded by a group of old guys, like a little sheep surrounded by a pack of old wolves, where is he still in the mood to enjoy the scenery?
took out the ventilation pill, "That's it, you guys try?" ”
Before he finished speaking, the pill in his hand was gone,
Uh, well, in fact, the elixir is still there, but it's not in his hands anymore,
The pill floated in front of him, and was slowly flying towards the group of old guys.
In that way, it was like an invisible big hand, bringing gusts of wind, holding the pill and moving forward slowly.
It's just that this big hand is like a child who has just learned to walk, swaying from side to side, swaying from side to side......
A group of old guys, their faces flushed, their hands behind their backs, kept pinching, fighting for the ownership of the pills,
Although they don't know the situation, but this kind of pill that can rule out erysipelas will definitely not be too much in their minds, after this village, there will really be no such shop, don't grab it at this time, when will you wait?
Xia Wuyuan really can't stand it, they are all from the generation of the old ancestors, so you can't let me save some snacks?
"Sword, do you have a lot of this pill, just give one more pill to save them from grabbing it."
Song Xiaojian nodded, "That's more, as much as you want." ”
As he spoke, he took out a handful, and there were thirty or forty of them.
Now, a group of old guys stopped grabbing it, each grabbed the pill and stuffed it into his mouth,
Seeing this, Song Xiaojian hurriedly ran away, and with him, there was also Zhang Shenguo, only Xia Wuyuan, who was still standing beside him stupidly,
Wow~~
Whoop~~
There was a soft sound one after another, and clouds of black smoke directly enveloped Xia Wuyuan in it,
Xia Xianyu rolled his eyes directly, and fell to the ground with a chirp,
However, he is the sect master, not Zhang Shen, and soon, he will become a real salted fish, and streams of black gas will erupt from the fish's mouth.
The fishtail fanned violently, and the strong wind blew away the black smoke.
Zhang Shenstick looked pityful, Song Xiaojian noticed that in Zhang Shenbang's hand, there was also a shadow stone,
He was very speechless, numb, is the Nine Xuanzong a serious sect? Why is it all such a virtuous character?
A group of old guys, after farting, feel refreshed, more refreshing than eating ice cream in the summer,
Especially Chen Shan, his face was a little better, and there was a sense of disgrace on his face before, but now, that ashen aura has faded a lot......
They are cool, but the surrounding flowers and plants are cool, the black smoke is everywhere, the flowers are withering, and the plants and trees are yellow, which can be said to be more intelligent than herbicides.
Therefore, the flowers and plants all rebelled, and the roots came out of the soil, like one foot, and under Song Xiaojian's stunned, they ran away.
Can it still be like this?
Are these flowers and plants becoming sperm?
The group of old fellows, as if they were accustomed to the flowers and plants running away, had a smile like a wolf grandmother on their faces,
"Little brother, where did you come from?"
Hearing this title, Zhang Shenstick was very simple, pretending to look at the scenery, and walked far away in an instant, he had no choice but not to go, and if he didn't leave, he would definitely call Song Xiaojian Ancestor,
Song Xiaojian's face was innocent, giving full play to the character of respecting the old and loving the young.
"I made it myself."
Make it yourself?
This group of old guys was stunned, how could this elixir be made by a little guy in the Qi refining period,
Xia Wuyuan knew that he liked to mess around the most, but it wasn't strange at all, "Virtuous nephew...... Oh no, little sword......"
He wanted to call him a virtuous nephew, but his old ancestor had just called Song Xiaojian's little brother, if he dared to call a virtuous nephew, his old ancestor would have to break him into eight pieces.
"Little sword, how did you come up with this?"
Song Xiaojian: "That's the case, last time Brother Chiyan found out that there were ruins in Broken Jar Mountain, he let me go, but there were too many demon beasts inside, so I wondered if there was any way to deal with it,"
"The ruins are underground, and the grenade can't be used, so I thought of the ventilation pill that I rubbed in the front mountain before......"
At this time, an old man asked, "Little salted fish, what is the ventilation pill?" ”
Regarding the ventilation pill, of course Xia Wuyuan knew, "Ancestor, the ventilation pill is the pill that eats a fart, the last time the Black Soul Sect arranged for the Wind Hidden Wolf to attack the new disciple area, it was this pill that broke the Wind Hidden Wolf's stealth technique. ”
The ancestor of the Xia family sighed, and a trace of bad premonition appeared in his heart, eating and farting, it seemed to be the same as today.
Song Xiaojian continued: "Last time, I was anxious and smashed the Pulp Cleansing Pill and stuck it on the ventilation pill, so this time I thought, can I combine the two things into one? ”
"So, I bought a pill for washing the myelin pill, and then I made this thing."
A group of old men looked at each other, this thing was originally prepared to rectify the demon beast?
One of the old men asked, "Have you tried the effect of this elixir?" ”
Song Xiaojian nodded, "I've tried it, but the effect is not good." ”
The corners of Xia Wuyuan's mouth twitched, numb, this effect is not good, how good do you want to be?
The old man continued to ask, "Oh, how did you try?" ”
Song Xiaojian glanced at Zhang Shanfeng, "At the beginning, I was in the small courtyard of the lotus pond in Danfeng, and I thought I would try it with the basalt turtle in the lotus pond,"
"It's just this time, Mrs. ... Elder Taishang appeared, and he snatched the pill and ate it......"
All the old men looked at Zhang Shanfeng's eyes, with a bit of banter,
The corners of Zhang Shanfeng's mouth twitched, numb, do you mean to say that I am the old turtle?
Old man: "What happened later?" ”
Song Xiaojian: "Later, standing in Mrs. ... Uncle Zhang, who was behind Elder Taishang, fainted......"
Zhang Shen stick quietly stumbled behind a rock,
Numb, it's embarrassing enough to smell fart, why did you say it in front of so many people, how can I see people in the future?
The old man nodded, they all knew this,
"And later?"
Song Xiaojian: "Then I went to the ruins, and I went around in it for more than two months, but I didn't find anything......"
Xia Wuyuan turned his face away and looked up at the sky, as if he was enjoying the scenery, if there was something in the ruins, it would be a strange thing......
When the old man saw him like this, he knew what was going on, and asked, "What about later?" ”
Song Xiaojian: "I've been refining Qi Peak since then, until today." ”
The old man frowned slightly, "In the ruins, you didn't test the effect of this elixir?" ”
Song Xiaojian: "I tried, but it didn't work." ”
Old man: "Since it has no effect, why do you still have so many pills?" What are you going to do with these pills? ”
Hearing this question, a cheap smile appeared on Song Xiaojian's face, "I was in the ruins, and I met a little black dog, and he liked this elixir very much, so I got these elixirs and fed them as dog food." ”
Well, as soon as he finished saying this, everyone was silent, and when he asked the old man, his face was faintly red, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill down.
The numb egg, if I knew this, I wouldn't ask, so wouldn't we have become a dog to grab food?
Hemp eggs, dog food, how can it have such a fucking name?
Ahem~~
Xia Xianyu coughed lightly under the strong eyes of his ancestor,
"Little sword, isn't this elixir difficult to refine?"
Song Xiaojian: "It's very simple, just use the medicinal materials of the marrow washing pill, add some rotten leaves and mud, fart insects and earthworms to stew together......"
Hearing the word stew, the corners of Chikui's mouth on the side twitched, numb, last time you stewed, it was a disaster for the Xiaodan Club of the Yuhua Sect, why are you still doing stew?
Hearing the farts worms, earthworms, rotting leaves and mud, a group of old people were completely unsettled, and they faintly felt disgusted,
As the ancestor of the Six Rank Immortal Sect, when did he eat these things?
Xia Wuyuan said to Song Xiaojian: "Xiaojian, let's do it, you take a little more time, get some of this pill and hand it over to the sect, let them test the effect more, I am the master, all the medicinal materials of the sect in the future, you will be in trouble." ”
He didn't think about asking Song Xiaojian to hand over the refining method, everyone has their own fate, they Jiuxuanzong have not yet robbed a junior.
If the sect wants to develop in the long run, it relies on heartfelt new blood disciples, not old guys.
For medicinal materials, Song Xiaojian doesn't care, he has the supply of medicinal materials from Qinghu Mountain, and he doesn't care about medicinal materials at all, however, he understands in his heart that other people don't know about Qinghu Mountain, and letting him cause calamity to medicinal materials at will is definitely a great reward.
took out a treasure bag, "You are the sect master, you have the final say, there is a little stock here, you take it first." ”
A group of old men took the treasure bag and disappeared,
There's no way not to disappear, numb, this is someone else's dog food, no matter how thick-skinned they are, they can't eat it in person, right?
As for not eating? That's even more impossible, as long as you can eliminate erysipelas in your body and improve your strength, not to mention dog food, even if it's shit, they ...... Well, that's not enough for outsiders either!