Chapter 137: Count a fart!

Of course Song Xiaojian has it, but last time, it was really not a myeloid cleansing pill, he had just tried the effect a few days ago.

Well, in fact, the medicinal effect of the ventilation pill was far from his expectations, and the ventilation pill back then made Jia Long fart for more than an hour.

As a result, the upgraded version of the ventilation pill is just two, and then it is gone, and the effect is not ideal.

He also tricked Ruan Xiaoer, but as a result, Ruan Xiaoer was even more straightforward, so he let one go,

How can this effect work, he is preparing to find Ding Ye to reconcoct it,

Mrs. Today... Elder Taishang actually came to the door again and inquired about the 'marrow cleansing pill',

A thought could not help but come to his mind,

Could it be that this thing is still addictive?

Otherwise, whether it's the little black dog who doesn't live at home, or the unreliable wife... Elder Taishang, why do you still come to ask for it?

However, thinking about it still refuts this inference,

He had also eaten things, and Ruan Xiaoer had also eaten them, and the two of them definitely had no idea of eating another one.

"Mrs. ... Elder Taishang, with your status as an old man, will you still not be able to get the Purifying Pill? Don't bury me. ”

Zhang Shanfeng sneered, "Other people's pills, where they are comparable to your virtuous nephew, do you say?" ”

Zhang Shen's face on the wall twitched rapidly, numb, you are my ancestor, you slap a junior's ass like this, where do we put our faces?

Ruan Xiaoer slipped away, he couldn't help it, he was afraid that if he listened to it again, his wife would be too late in the future... Elder Taishang remembered and gave him small shoes to wear,

The little goblin Zhou Ziruo also slipped away, she knows better than anyone else, there are some things, the less she knows, the better, not to mention that she is still an outsider.

Ye Tian's head didn't turn around for a while, still roasting the snow fish, gnawing one by one,

Song Xiaojian thought for a while, he also wanted to know what the effect of the ventilation pill was,

"Yes, there are, but, ma'am... Elder Taishang, can you tell me how you felt after eating it last time? ”

Zhang Shanfeng hesitated, numb, what does it feel, isn't it just the feeling of wanting to fart? But will others believe this?

He didn't hesitate for long, and soon, the desire for a high realm overcame his insignificant embarrassment,

"Virtuous nephew, this myelin-washing pill of yours, after eating it, will fart ......"

On the wall, Zhang Shen's face was green, numb, he finally knew who was the culprit who caused his pill attack last time, it turned out that the root of everything was Song Xiaojian,

Song Xiaojian forced himself to laugh, it's normal to fart, it's not normal if you don't let go,

"That senior, in that case, what else are you going to do? Could it be that put... What's your little fetish? ”

Zhang Shanfeng was stunned, his face froze, numb, who would have this kind of fetish?

After a while, he said: "I don't know, it's just that last time, after I ate your pill, I felt that the bottleneck was a little loose......

As soon as he finished saying this, Zhang Shenstick was shocked, and he couldn't care so much, so he came down directly from the wall.

"Ancestor, are you serious?"

It's no wonder that he can still sit still, the stronger the ancestor, the more prosperous his Zhang family will be.

Zhang Shanfeng was embarrassed, and when he saw him coming, he waved the sleeves of his robe, "What's the matter with you, stay there." ”

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Well, Zhang Shenzhu is more miserable this time, he was just pasted on the wall, and this time it was directly embedded in the wall.

Song Xiaojian sighed secretly in his heart, who is provoked by this wall, and is suffering from this flying disaster?

Took out a ventilation pill again, "Mrs. ... Elder Taishang, you try again and see if it works. ”

Zhang Shanfeng was not polite, he took the pill and ate it,

Familiar taste, familiar little ants, and the familiar black smoke fart,

Zhang Shen's stick was stuck in the wall, and even so, he still convulsed all over,

The culprit who caused his erysipelas attack was finally found.

However, he didn't have the slightest idea of revenge, but was very excited, and took out the messenger and sent a message to Xia Xianyu......

After Zhang Shanfeng let out the black smoke fart, he felt unprecedentedly comfortable, at this moment, the sky seemed to be a little bluer,

The most important thing is that the bottleneck that has been blocking his progress has been loosened a little.

was about to speak, when suddenly, Xia Xianyu appeared in the small courtyard and pulled out Zhang Shen's stick from the wall, "Shen's stick, what's going on?" ”

"Detox... Detox ......"

Zhang Shenstick seemed to be crazy, his limbs trembled, and he kept repeating these two words in his mouth, and it took a long time before he calmed down and looked at Xia Xianyu,

"Sect Master, the detoxification pill, the pill that can eliminate erysipelas."

Ruling out erysipelas?

When Zhang Shanfeng heard it, he slapped his thigh, "Yes, it's detoxification, I said, how could the bottleneck loosen a little ......"

Xia Wuyuan was stunned, he didn't know what was going on at all,

Zhang Shenstick trembled and told the matter again,

Then, Xia Wuyuan's eyes turned green, and with a wave of his hand, a huge light shield rose, enveloping the small courtyard of No. 888 in it, and at the same time, countless pieces of information came out quickly,

In a few breaths, a flash of light flashed, and hundreds of members of the God Killing Team surrounded the small courtyard of No. 888.

Dozens of old guys with white hair and wrinkles who can kill mosquitoes, holding huge array plates in their hands, around the small courtyard, arranging one formation after another to ensure that nothing goes wrong.

Countless dark blue light shields lit up, detaining the ten-mile range around the courtyard of No. 888, and not even a fly could fly out.

Ruan Yisheng hadn't gone far yet, but when he saw this formation, he rolled and crawled, and just as he was about to escape, he was picked up by the God Killing Team.

Zhou Ziruo's little goblin, who was also secretly observing, also did not escape the fate of being caught,

"The third child, can you really rule out erysipelas?"

It was Zhang Shanfeng's eldest brother Zhang Dadi who spoke, who used to be the sect master of the Nine Xuanzong, and later retired to the Senate to retreat after reaching the late stage of the king level.

At this moment, all the old guys in the Senate were staring at Zhang Shanfeng,

That gaze is like a child looking forward to candy,

They are in a similar situation to Zhang Shanfeng, they are all in the early stage of the imperial level, according to their qualifications and talents, it is impossible to stop at the early stage of the imperial level, but there are too many erysipelas, and they can't make any progress.

Therefore, as soon as Xia Wuyuan heard that there was an elixir that could eliminate erysipelas, he hurriedly blocked the surroundings of the small courtyard to ensure that the news would not be leaked out.

The pill that can rule out erysipelas, if it is true, the effect is too rebellious,

Why is the flawless pill expensive, why is it rare, and it is not because of erysipelas,

But if there is a detoxification pill, what is erysipelas? It's a fart!

Zhang Shanfeng laughed, "Of course, I've experienced it myself. ”

As soon as these words were spoken, the old guys' faces changed, and their eyes flashed with green light, staring at Song Xiaojian's heart numb.

Especially Chen Shan, the ancestor of the Chen family, that look in his eyes was like meeting his first love......

"Little Brother ......"

Xia Wuyuan was depressed, because it was his family's ancestor Xia Qi,

Zhang Shenstick is happy, this time, I am not the only one who has become a gray grandson,

Song Xiaojian didn't have goosebumps all over his body, because there was no place on his skin, and it was full of goosebumps.

"Senior, you can say something about it, it's just that I don't like men......"

Burst~~~

Ye Tianle was happy, and all the grilled fish he bit out squirted out,

His movements were not small, but everyone didn't pay attention to him, or even look at him.

"Little brother, can you give us a taste too?"

I haven't tasted anything myself, and these people must be skeptical.

Song Xiaojian glanced at the tight light mask around him, numb, are you sure?

Cover all around here, and then a bunch of old guys fart in it and smell each other?

However, with so many old fellows with advanced cultivation, can he resist? Can you refuse? Of course not,

Swallowing hard, "That, senior, this pill has a small side effect, otherwise, let's open the formation." ”

As soon as he said this, Zhang Shenguo's heart came up with his painful experience, and he hurriedly said: "Ancestors, this is indeed not a place to test medicines, otherwise, let's go to the Nine Mysterious Realm for an interview?" ”

Xia Wuyuan nodded, indeed, the Qi Refining Peak was still too dazzling,

"Brother Zhang is right, Ancestor, let's go to the Nine Mysterious Secret Realm and try it."

A group of old guys also understood that they were too anxious, Zhang Dadi nodded, the ancestor of the Zhang family pinched the mantra, and a huge formation appeared out of thin air, white light flashed, and a group of people disappeared......