Chapter 294: Zombies make trouble at the police station
"Let's not talk about those false ones, I'll help you catch vampire zombies, and you pay me. It's as simple as that. ”
What the hell is the ghost catching department? What kind of ghost catching consultants, it's all!
To be direct, it's as simple as you pay for me to catch zombies, how tiring it is to go around.
Captain Yang hesitated and glanced at Ah Lei, who shook his head, he didn't dare to talk nonsense.
lest the boss blame him, the first thing to suffer is who made himself a small soldier.
"Daoist Yang didn't tell you that we can't be sure that this kind of thing needs our boss to decide, and you also know that foreign devils have a very good attitude towards us, and we finally reached an agreement before we invited this, but something happened. ”
"Understand, I don't embarrass everyone, you should leave after dawn, lest you run into vampire zombies on the way. ”
Yang Feng expressed his understanding that the system of such inspectors and superintendents in the police station in Xiangjiang is very large. It's also messy.
The decision to spend a lot of money to catch vampire zombies is not something that Captain Yang can decide with a small team leader.
You need to ask the people above, and you can only reply to Yang Feng after the above approves it.
But foreign devils are not in a hurry to be in a hurry, don't forget that Xiangjiang is the territory of foreigners, they are not in a hurry, but what are they in a hurry? Yang Feng doesn't want to be a fake foreign devil.
"Whew!"
Yang Feng didn't rush people, and a group of people breathed a sigh of relief, and hid to the side, not daring to approach the corpse on the ground.
Yang Feng also gave them a white cloth to cover the corpse very intimately, and looked at a corpse at night with panic.
Speaking of which, this Taoist friend is also quite unlucky, he took the money from the police station and went to catch Western zombies. As a result, it was dead in less than three minutes, and the typical lack of strength. made up for the face, but ended up playing himself to death in the hospital.
Continuing to read his book, Yang Feng didn't talk much with Ah Lei and the others, looking at their frightened looks. What can you talk about? How fierce Western zombies are? That will definitely scare them.
After suffering hard, Yang Feng is fine, just concentrate on reading his own books, and others are not so relaxed.
I've been in a state of fear. Until five o'clock in the morning the rooster crowed.
"Alright. I'm closing. Slow down and don't send. ”
Before it was dawn, Yang Feng was about to close the door, and Ah Lei and Captain Yang exclaimed.
"Daoist Yang, you can't be so ruthless. Why did you want us to leave? Didn't you say that we were leaving at dawn?"
Rolling his eyes, Yang Feng pointed out angrily, "Didn't anyone tell you that after the rooster crows, those ghosts, zombies and other things will hide? What are you afraid of?" ”
"We're scared!"
Ah Lei shrunk behind the chair and hid, Yang Feng said speechlessly, "Forget it, whatever you want to do at dawn, it's not that much time anyway." ”
Half an hour at most!
Time passed slowly, and it wasn't until dawn that Ah Lei and the others became bolder.
They never imagined that the sun, which they had hated before, would be so kind, and the sun would rise. The group could only carry the corpse and leave to return to the police station to resume their lives, not to be trained.
"What? The people who spent so much money were killed like this, what the hell are you going to eat? Didn't you promise me that you would be able to catch vampire zombies?"
Johan felt like he was going crazy. I came to work early in the morning and thought there would be good news, but it turned out to be bad news, the Taoist priest who caught the zombie was killed, and the vampire zombies were still running outside.
How many complaints will he receive if he is in danger of coming to the police station at any time, and Maria's hospital cannot be opened?
The angry John scolded Captain Yang and the others in broken language.
"I can't afford to pay someone to catch a vampire zombie, you can get him for me, or I'll all go home and pick up cow dung!"
Dropping a sentence that was not worth his life, John snorted and kicked everyone out of his office, and as for the middle-aged Taoist who was bitten to death, he was thrown directly into the morgue and put it away. No one burned it at all.
"Team Yang, I want to take a leave of absence. ”
Leaving the foreign devil's office, Ah Lei said that he wanted to ask for leave for the first time, and the damn bitten Taoist priest was in the morgue and the blood-sucking zombie might come to the police station, who would dare to stay, and it was almost the same to find death.
", I still want to take a leave of absence, why don't you go home and pick up cow dung!" Captain Yang's face turned dark and he scolded on the spot. "Are you stupid, zombies will show up during the day? We all went home after work. We weren't the ones who stayed at the police station. ”
"That's right. Arley was stunned. Immediately began to pat himself on the back, "Or the captain, you are smart, you can think of this." ”
"Nonsense. If you're not smart, can you be your captain? Write me a report. ”
Burning corpses?
That's impossible, that's evidence.
So the corpse of the middle-aged Taoist priest who was bitten to death by Western zombies was placed in the morgue like this.
"What a coincidence, Captain. ”
"Ahem, it's a coincidence that I'm going to talk to Daoist Yang about you?"
"Me too, why don't we call someone to play two laps, captain?"
"Yes!"
Are you crazy that you don't have to go to work tomorrow?
Afraid of zombies, need to be afraid to this point? A circle of people come to my house to play mahjong?
In this regard, Yang Feng said that he couldn't laugh.
But they also understood their intentions, and if they didn't know it, the zombie would go to the police station tonight to find someone. At that time, the people on duty will be unlucky, they are afraid of death and fear that they are at home, and Western zombies will follow their smell.
Just because they were worried about this, this group of people didn't know how many times they took a bath today, and their skin was almost washed off.
However, this is useless, zombies smell people. It's not the smell of your body, what's the use of washing it many times?
Night. The police station was quiet, except for a few officers on duty who were bragging and chatting, everyone else had already gone home from work, and a dark shadow landed on the building of the police station.
"What sound?"
Inside the police station. A few chatters looked up at the flower board just now, and although the sound was not loud, everyone heard it.
"Did some billboard fall off? ”
One of the officers opened the window and looked up to see if something had fallen.
As soon as he leaned out of the window, a man jumped in. Knocked him to the ground, opened his mouth, and bit him on the neck.
"Ahh
"Zombies! Help, there are vampire zombies!"
The others froze for a few seconds. Screaming and running for his life, where can he still take care of his colleagues, his life matters. Running for your life is the most important thing.
"you!"
A few of the more daring people pulled out and grabbed and shot.
However, this is no different from tickling for a Western zombie, unless the warhead is replaced with a silver one.
"Whew!"
Bounced off the ground, the zombie flipped several of the shooters to the ground, and bit down on the neck of one of them. The miserable cries could be heard far and wide in the middle of the night. The police station was in chaos.
And at this time, the corpses that had been placed in the originally quiet morgue suddenly moved.
The middle-aged Taoist priest who was killed by Western zombies last night turned into a zombie and jumped out, and if there was someone on duty in the morgue, he would probably be scared to death.
John, a foreign devil who was sleeping with his wife at home, was woken up by the phone and picked up the obedient answer, but the news from the other end of the phone made John scold a few words. Get dressed quickly. Go to the police station.
When John arrived at the police station, he found his boss already waiting at the police station, his face was ugly, and there were rows of corpses on the ground, all of them were police officers on duty, and each of them had four bloody holes in their necks.
Seeing this scene, John's vertebrae felt half cold, and it was really a vampire zombie coming
In the metropolis, there is a group of the most dedicated people, whenever something big happens, there is absolutely their shadow, that is, reporters, no matter what you do, whether it is war or murder, there are always reporters who take the risk to take pictures. to find out what happened.
The news of the vampire zombie in the newspaper had already been slapped in the face of the empire that the sun never set, and then the newspapers that were not sold and were about to be printed were destroyed. It still has a very bad impact.
When the news broke. Countless people were shocked.
Vampire zombies have attacked the police station? So many people died overnight.
And there seems to be more than one vampire zombie, and the group of people who just broke up were so frightened that they dozed off when they heard the news.
All of them were very glad that they were not on duty last night but hid in Yang Feng to play mahjong, if they stayed in the police station, they didn't know how they would die.
I'm going to be scolded again!
Captain Yang looked bitter and obediently followed his boss to the side, waiting for the boss who was in a bad mood to speak. No, it's scolding!
"I order you to bring me someone who can catch blood-sucking zombies before noon, tell him that money is not a problem and let me take care of this matter, and if you can't do it, you can go home and pick up cow dung!"
John, who likes to swear, barely slept in the second half of last night. I was scolded by my boss for half a night, and my heart was on fire.
Damn vampire zombies!
Fortunately, last night's incident did not break out, and the newspaper official forcibly intercepted it.
If you want to print a newspaper, destroy all the photos. Otherwise, Xiangjiang will be more lively today.
You can still get into the newspaper, but you can't gag someone!
Soon most people knew that the vampire zombies had come to the police station, which made John anxious, and now he would rather not have his own bonus than spend money to catch and destroy the vampire zombies.
"Huh?"
Captain Yang, who had already greeted John's family countless times in his heart and was ready to be scolded, looked confused, not scolding me?
"You don't want to?"
Both of his large nostrils were smoking.
"No, no, I'll go right away!"
Captain Yang's heart blossomed, as long as he didn't get scolded, he would ask Yang Feng to catch the vampire zombies as soon as possible. Otherwise, it is never safe to live a small life.
With the order, Captain Yang dragged Ah Lei to Yang Feng's shop.
"Daoist Yang, our boss agreed, saying that money is not a problem, as long as you can catch that vampire zombie. ”
"I thought your great and valiant officer would last a few days and only one night. ”
It's not fun at all if it's too weak. The corners of Captain Yang's mouth twitched uncontrollably, looking at you, it seems that there are not enough dead people?
In fact, it is these foreign devils who are most afraid of death, and the little police officers in the police station are no exception, they sit and wait to receive the credit to die so many people in one night. John is not afraid.
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