Chapter 293: Flying Western Zombies
When they first arrived in Xiangjiang, Yang Feng's family quickly integrated into Xiangjiang, like a drop of rain falling into the sea, not setting off too many waves, but a cleaning company specializing in catching demons and ghosts opened.
After getting familiar with the environment, Ren Tingting and others have an additional hobby, a hobby that makes countless men's brains ache.
Shopping is fortunate that they won't drag Yang Feng when they go shopping, otherwise Yang Feng will be very helpless.
"Alas, what did Yang Feng eat today? Is it still the old rule?"
"The old rule, Uncle Li put less soy sauce. More peppers. β
Yang Feng walked into the small shop with a smile and completely integrated into the circle of ordinary people.
After sitting down, Yang Feng picked up the newspaper and read it, and said in surprise: "Didn't the foreign devil say that he didn't believe in ghosts and gods?
In the past, Yang Feng basically read the newspaper to learn about the progress of the war, but he didn't expect to see some interesting news today.
Vampire zombies appear at Maria Hospital!
Not only reported. There is also a photo attached, although it is very blurry, but you can clearly see the four sharp fangs and blood-red eyes, or a Western zombie, this Amalia Hospital is lively.
"Who's to say it isn't. I've been annoyed lately. Our squadron, from me to my superiors, was severely criticized. β
A middle-aged man in a suit sat next to Yang Feng, and his tone was very unhappy.
As long as I think of those dead foreign devils pointing at my nose and scolding, I want to punch them in the face.
"I really want to kill these street boys. β
Ahem!
Yang Feng coughed and couldn't help laughing.
"Come on, Are, beware of being accused of assaulting the police. β
", I'm a cop too. Arley pouted disdainfully.
This kind of thing is to say that when he is outside, the foreign devil is really standing in front of him, and he promises to make him behave like a kitten, who makes others the boss, and what can he do if he is scolded by the boss except to endure it.
Picking up a barbecued pork bun and eating two bites, Ah Lei saw that Yang Feng had been staring at the newspaper and asked, "Why are you not interested in war today, and you have changed to a vampire zombie?"
They all like to eat in a store, and they know each other when they come and go.
Yang Feng, who was looking at the newspaper, nodded slightly and replied: "It's a bit interesting, you are under a lot of pressure, Maria Hospital is under your jurisdiction." β
"I was scolded so badly, do you think the pressure is great?" Ah Lei waved his chopsticks twice angrily and said: "Damn stinky zombie, if he dares to appear in front of me, I will poke him to death." β
"I think you can run a little bit faster back then. β
"Phew, bah, bah. Don't say this kind of frustrating words, I don't want to run into zombies, Yang Feng, I'm free in the afternoon, anyway, you don't need to accompany your wife, why don't you play a few games?"
One second he was still depressed, and the next second, Ah Lei came to his senses.
Yang Feng was speechless. If you play cards with me, I'll let you lose without any pants left.
Shaking his head, Yang Feng said: "It's not boring to play cards, I'll find a place to drink tea and fish." β
Gambling? Don't you know that Maoshan is not allowed? Besides, Yang Feng is not interested in gambling.
"I knew you kid was just lucky!"
"Then I'm not going to go, it's not easy to make a few bucks. It's better to just rest at home. I'm still busy at night. I heard that the bureau invited a master to catch the vampire zombies, and everyone in our team needs to keep an eye on it. β
Depend on!
You really want to gamble for money, you want to go crazy, just rest and think about playing a few cards all afternoon, and then talk about it, and don't worry about whether you will lose your life at night.
Isn't it the most disgusting thing to invite a master to catch vampire zombies and foreign devils?
After putting down the newspaper and eating, Yang Feng left.
"Strange kid runs a cleaning company but doesn't take on business. β
Seeing Yang Feng leave. Ah Lei pursed his lips and found that he was a little troublesome, and he didn't understand what Yang Feng was doing when he opened a cleaning company for the kid who had just moved in.
He would never have thought that Yang Feng was actually only a few years younger than him.
"What are you muttering about, kid. The captain of Maria's Hospital patted Arley on the shoulder and asked, "What cleaning company? You're ready to start a business, but do you have any money?"
How can I not have enough money to spend on my own?
Ah Lei shook his head and threw this thought out, and said with a smile: "I think a friend who has just met thinks it is very strange, he has opened a cleaning company in a very remote location, and he is not happy to accept it when the neighbors ask him to clean up." β
"If you open a cleaning company and don't take over business, are you waiting to drink the northwest wind?"
"What's your business. β
When the captain heard this, he was speechless and thought, maybe the house was dirty and difficult to clean, so others didn't take it.
"That's because the cleaning company isn't cleaning, it's peers. β
At this time, a middle-aged Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe came out of the hospital and answered Ah Lei's question.
"Catch ghosts!"
Ah Lei's eyes were as big as a bull's eye, and he felt that it was incredible that Yang Feng was actually a Taoist priest?
But no matter how he looks at it, he doesn't look like it, he's too young, I'm afraid I'll be scared to death if I encounter a ghost.
The middle-aged Taoist priest nodded slightly and explained, "Because foreigners hate people who pretend to be ghosts, some fellow Taoists in Xiangjiang will change the dojo into a cleaning company. You won't forget that someone's dojo was smashed before."
I see, Ah Lei didn't expect this kind of explanation, no wonder Yang Feng kept staring at the newspaper today, and he teased him for why he suddenly became interested in vampire zombies, it turned out that someone else was responsible for cleaning.
It's just that this clean thing is not ordinary. It seems reasonable to call it a cleaning company.
"I didn't expect to meet a new Taoist friend, and when I have the opportunity, I must get to know him. β
The middle-aged Taoist priest decided to wait for the end of this business to go to Yang Feng's place.
"Let's wait until this is over. Daoist, we're all dying. If we can't get that vampire zombie, we're all out of luck!"
After chatting and chatting about the topic turned into meeting Taoist friends, the captain had to remind the middle-aged Taoist priest loudly: "Will the vampire zombie of the Taoist chief really come?"
"Yes. The middle-aged Taoist priest nodded affirmatively, and said, "Our Chinese zombies will bite their relatives as soon as they become corpses, and sucking the blood of their relatives can greatly increase their strength, but foreign zombies are different, they will care about their partners very much." As long as its lover's body is still in the hospital, it is believed that it is back. β
However, two foreigners who accidentally fell off the ladder came to the hospital for treatment. There's a sudden zombie in this hospital, and there's definitely something wrong with it.
But he just checked all over the hospital and didn't find anything wrong, so how did the foreign devil become a zombie?
"Dao Chief, we are counting on you today, we must not have any problems, otherwise you and I will be sad. β
Seeing that the time was passing minute by minute, the captain was not at ease, and went to find the middle-aged Taoist priest again.
"Don't worry, I'll make sure the zombie will come back. And the body of its lover has been removed by us, and if it can't find it, it will always linger in Maria Hospital. β
"I hope so. β
The captain grabbed less and less of his hair, and for this, he almost scratched off a layer of his scalp.
Damn foreign devils, it's you who say feudal superstition. Now it's you who want to ask the Taoist priest to catch zombies.
They don't even think of us as human beings.
"It's coming!"
At eleven o'clock in the evening, a black image of a vampire bat flew through the dark night sky and landed on the roof of Maria Hospital. With his mouth wide open, revealing a handful of razor-sharp fangs, he walked towards the stairs step by step.
"Buzz!"
"The heavenly spirit is spiritual, the earth is spiritual, and the gossip suppresses demons. Up!"
Huge gossip envelops vampire zombies in it.
......
"Husband, don't you sleep late at night?"
Li Ling'er helped Yang Feng get a piece of clothing and helped Yang Feng put it on, but somehow Yang Feng has been sitting in the store reading books today, and he hasn't slept at one o'clock in the night. Li Ling'er, who got up to go to the toilet, had to help him bring him a piece of clothing to put on.
Putting down the book in his hand, which was full of English, Yang Feng squeezed Li Ling'er's little hand.
"Go to sleep, I'll be here soon, I'm going to be a little busy today. β
"Okay, you have to pay attention to your body too. β
Staying up late or anything is no problem for Yang Feng at all, Li Ling'er nodded and went back upstairs to continue sleeping, Erha, who was lying next to Yang Feng, yawned and said, "Master, will someone really come?"
"Maybe, maybe not. β
The light was dim, but it did not hinder Yang Feng from reading.
Well, what the master said was right, Erha closed his eyes and prepared to sleep.
Suddenly, Erha raised his head and looked in a certain direction, Yang Feng put down the book in his hand and asked, "What's the situation?"
"Someone was hurt. A group of people are busy running for their lives, and among them is the gambler Ali who the owner knows. β
"Is there any dirt following?"
"Nope. β
One person and one wolf were communicating, on the street, Ah Lei and his own captain and a few colleagues were carrying the middle-aged Taoist priest who was almost out of breath and running towards Yang Feng's shop, a group of people were pale and panicked, and kept looking back at the back, as if something terrible was chasing them.
"This way, this way!"
Under the leadership of Ah Lei, a group of people rushed into Yang Feng's shop and shouted at Yang Feng.
Fortunately, the shop is in the house outside the yard, which will not affect the villa behind, otherwise these people will definitely wake up the entire Beye people.
"Yang Feng. Daoist Yang, what am I talking about? Anyway, take a look. There are vampire zombies chasing us, and this Taoist has been bitten by zombies. β
I thought it was a sure thing, but after the vampire zombies came out, they realized that they were naΓ―ve.
The vampire zombie was not an ordinary ferocious, and the Taoist priest who spent a lot of money didn't hold on for even three minutes. was bitten.
Fortunately, the vampire zombies went directly to the morgue to look for their lover's body, and they dared to run away with the middle-aged Taoist priest.
A group of people didn't even know where to go in a panic, but fortunately, Ah Lei remembered that the middle-aged Taoist priest said that Yang Feng was a fellow Taoist and a person who caught ghosts and monsters, so he ran towards his house with people.
"The zombies didn't chase you, so you don't have to be afraid. β
Yang Feng put away the book and comforted them a few words, squatted down and looked at the middle-aged Taoist priest on the ground, and there were four blood holes in his neck. A large amount of blood in the body was absorbed, and it was almost out of gas.
"The blood was sucked out, and too much corpse poison entered the heart. If you don't save the body, take it away. Burn it directly, or this guy will jump up and bite tomorrow night. β
Helping the middle-aged Taoist priest close his eyes, Yang Feng picked up a towel and covered his face.
"Scald me"
Arei's hand holding the cigarette was shaking, and his whole body was shaking like a sieve.
"By the way, Yang Feng, are you really a Taoist?"
"Guess. β
"Daoist Yang, are you sure that the vampire zombie is not chasing"
The frightened Captain Yang glanced outside with some fear, shrunk his head, and now his little heart was still beating non-stop.
I didn't even have the courage to step out of Yang Fengyang's Divine Pavilion store, I was afraid that as soon as I walked out, the blood-sucking zombie would pop out of the corner, and the most terrifying thing was that the zombie would fly.
Fucking zombies can fly, isn't that killing people? Shit, foreign devils, let us deal with this kind of shit.
Washing his hands clean, Yang Feng glanced at him. "No." β
As he spoke, he glanced at the time.
"It's two o'clock, and I'm not sure if the zombies will look for you when you're gone. β
"Even if it won't be today, it will be tomorrow, after all, the zombie's sense of smell is very sensitive, and it is very grudgeful, this zombie is still a Western zombie, and it will fly, you can imagine it yourself. β
"That's right. Take the body away when you go, I'm a cleaning company, not a crematorium. β
"Daoist Yang helps, you have to drive us away!"
Seeing that Yang Feng was about to close the door. Ah Lei and Captain Yang were so frightened that they grabbed Yang Feng's clothes, and the police officer was so frightened that his heart almost jumped out of his throat.
"Shall we ask you to be a ghost catcher advisor? You help me get rid of that vampire zombie, it's too dangerous to get rid of that vampire zombie.
"Ghost Hunting Advisor?" Yang Feng's expression became very strange and asked seriously, "Are you sure you're not kidding?
"Ahem!"
Captain Yang coughed, his eyes wandered, he was very embarrassed, he was not afraid that Yang Feng would not help. That's why I said that. Who knew that Yang Feng would pierce him with a sharp shot.