Chapter 136: I'm Not a Chicken

Ye Tian joined the gang in a daze, and promised to come over to help barbecue as soon as he was free.

Song Xiaojian breathed a sigh of relief, finally, he was no longer a barbecue stall owner, and he could finally stay away from the fumes.

At this time, a black shadow flashed,

The little black dog appeared on his shoulder,

Barking~~

The little black dog barked twice in a milky voice, as if to remind him that it was time to feed the dog food,

Uh, well, the little black dog doesn't eat dog food, in fact, Song Xiaojian doesn't know what it eats,

Because every day except for this time, there is no one at all...... Oh no, I don't see the dog, no one knows where it is,

took out a ventilation pill and threw it to the little black dog,

The little black dog turned into a black shadow, and disappeared when he bit the ventilation pill.

Song Xiaojian is already immune to this situation, every time,

It's just that the doubts in his heart are heavier today,

This ventilation pill, he has not tested the effect,

However, the little black dog has eaten so many ventilation pills, and he hasn't seen anything wrong, this pill shouldn't have any bad effects.

Animals, they all have instinctive reactions, and if they eat something harmful, they will definitely not eat it a second time.

Suddenly, a bold idea came to his mind, why not?

Uh, well, if you don't die, you won't die, Song Xiaojian started to die again,

When a ventilation pill went down to his stomach, his face changed,

The medicinal power of the Ventilation Pill, after swimming around his body, turned into a huge air flow that he couldn't control, and rushed straight to the back door.

Boom~~

Bang Bang~~

In an instant, it was like someone setting off firecrackers in the yard,

Ruan Yisheng, who was gnawing on fish, was stunned, and Ye Tian, who was barbecuing, was also stunned.

Why?

Song Xiaojian's butt is smoking,

Not only was there smoke, but the huge impact also rushed him up from his chair, and he couldn't sit down even if he wanted to.

Song Xiaojian saw the surprised faces of the two people, and a hint of blush couldn't help but appear on his thick face,

It's a shame, it's just a fart, why do you make it so loud, even people are screaming, how can this not be embarrassing?

Eyes blinking, pretending to look at the sky, "It's really windy today......

Ruan Yisheng tried his best to hold back his laughter, even if he nodded, "Yes, the wind is so strong, even people are blowing......"

Ye Tian touched his head, looked left and right, and said, "Yes, yes, the wind is so strong that it almost blew away my grilled fish cumin......"

The air suddenly froze, and the embarrassment on Song Xiaojian's face became even thicker,

Ha ha~~~

Ruan Xiaoer couldn't hold back anymore, numb, Ye Tian, you are too funny, right?

Don't say that everyone is blown away, why did you come to a cumin and almost blew it away, isn't this special not to give steps, but also specifically sarcastic?

Song Xiaojian was cheeky and said stiffly: "It's okay, it's a little windy, continue to ......"

Ruan Xiaoer rolled his eyes, and continued your wool, although it was windy, but the smell of fart in the yard, who could still eat it?

"I'm full, you eat slowly."

Song Xiaojian didn't leave him when he opened his mouth, and it was even more embarrassing to stay.

Ye Tian is fine, he is still grilling fish, grilling one and eating another, and he is not affected at all.

Song Xiaojian looked at him for a long time, hoping that he would be more interesting and find a reason to leave quickly, numb, the master is so ugly, what are you doing with it?

In the end, he was defeated, Ye Tian didn't pay attention to the meaning in his gaze at all, and handed him a grilled fish and asked him if he wanted it?

This character is really ...... The best,

Song Xiaojian sighed and rejected Ye Tian's kindness...... Uh, it should be considered a good intention, although it is a fart-smelling grilled fish, but his own fart, can he still dislike it?

After lending the magic weapon to Ye Tian, Song Xiaojian drove him away, numb, if you don't drive him away, you can't do it,

Ye Tian looked ashamed, but his belly was actually bigger than that of Fan Ban Ruan, and he directly ate the snow fish sent by Tie Hu, not only that, but also ate half of his sheep, which was a good thing given to him by Chi Yan.

If this continues, the landlord's family will have no surplus food.

Ye Tian left, and Song Xiaojian began to wonder, numb, such a ventilation pill, why does the little black dog like it so much? Do you really like to fart?

No, I'll have to find someone else to try,

Song Xiaojian set his eyes on Ruan Xiaoer, numb, you have the most laugh today, who will enter if you don't go to hell?

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Mrs. ... Taishang Elder Zhang Shanfeng these days, the days are very comfortable, quite comfortable,

That day, after he ate that pill of marrow cleansing pill at Song Xiaojian's place, he felt comfortable all over his body, and until now,

That day, Zhang Shenstick had an erysipelas attack, which really scared him, but later found out that Zhang Shenstick had nothing to do, so he didn't care about it.

These days, the reason why he is comfortable is that the bottleneck that has blocked him for many years has finally loosened a little.

Originally, he didn't have any expectations for a further step.

His own family knows his own affairs, and with his natural qualifications, his achievements are not only in the early stage of the imperial level, but even have the possibility of impacting the imperial level.

However, when I was cultivating in the past, I ate too many pills, and erysipelas accumulated in my body, forming a bottleneck, and I couldn't rush away.

But I don't know what's going on, that day, after eating the myelin cleansing pill, his bottleneck was loosened a little, and he saw the hope of moving forward again.

On this day, he once again spent a high price to get a bottle of heaven-level marrow cleansing pill from Danxia Sect, and tried to see if it had any effect.

A heaven-level marrow cleansing pill goes down the stomach, there is no half reaction, and there is no effect at all.

He frowned, what was going on?

Two of them, still no response,

Three, five also did not respond,

A bottle poured down, uh, well, there was a reaction this time, but it wasn't a good reaction,

The erysipelas accumulated in his body were about to move, so frightened that he hurriedly breathed and suppressed it, and it took an hour for the agitated erysipelas to subside.

Erysipelas has subsided, and the bottleneck that has loosened a little bit has returned to its original state.

This made his brows furrow even tighter, wasn't what he ate that day the myelin cleansing pill?

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In the small courtyard of Tianzi No. 888, an uninvited guest came,

If you want to talk about unpopularity, he is definitely above Ye Tian, he is Zhang Shenstick,

Zhang Shenstick can't help it, he and Chen Erpi want to do a big game, but if there is no enough exciting prize, it will definitely not work.

"Virtuous nephew, ......"

Zhang Shenstick smiled on his face, and he looked as kind as he could.

Song Xiaojian had a bad chill, goosebumps were crazy all over his body, numb, this appearance was a weasel to a chicken...... I'm not a chicken......

was about to speak, suddenly, a strong wind blew, and Zhang Shen's stick was fanned into a wall painting.

"There are no rules, how can you talk to your uncle?"

Zhang Shanfeng's figure appeared, and as soon as he appeared, he scolded Zhang Shenbao,

Uncle?

Zhang Shenbao pretended to be dead very simply, and stuck it on the wall and resolutely refused to come down, numb, this can't come down, there is an ancestor in plain white, who is particularly willing?

Ruan Xiaoer was also stunned,

He would come to Song Xiaojian almost every day to rub fish to eat, not to mention Ye Tian, a foodie.

Ye Tian was even more stunned than Ruan Xiaoer, uncle? Ma Dan, just say how can Song Xiaojian be so rich, it turned out to be the 10,000-year-old Wang Ba...... Oh no, 10,000-year-old monster.

Song Xiaojian was really speechless, he usually likes to take advantage of a little advantage, but he really doesn't want to be someone else's uncle, he is not married, he has not married a wife, he is still a child, you can't do this,

The smile on Zhang Shanfeng's face is as disgusting as it gets,

"Nephew Song Xian, the descendants are not sensible, as an elder, you should not be like the juniors......"

In the Salted Fish Palace, Xia Xianyu couldn't help but roll his eyes when he saw this scene, numb, you are a wife... Elder Taishang, can you be reliable?

Song Xiaojian is the predecessor of Zhang Shenzhu, so where do you put me, the sect master, in place?

Zhou Ziruo was on the side, looking at Song Xiaojian thoughtfully, as if to examine whether he was really an old monster,

Song Xiaojian was very helpless, when he met such a wife... Elder Taishang, everyone is very helpless,

"Mrs. ... Elder Taishang, you said it again, how many floor tiles do you want, I'll give it, can't I give it? ”

As he spoke, with a wave of his hand, a hundred floor tiles were piled up in the small courtyard,

"A hundred is enough, right?"

Zhang Shanfeng smiled and took away the floor tiles,

"It's still the most generous nephew, but I'm not here today to mix the Yuan Lingjin ......"

Song Xiaojian was so angry that he almost vomited blood, numb, it's not for the floor tiles, what are you doing taking it away?

Zhang Shanfeng smiled all over his face, "Virtuous nephew, do you still have the marrow cleansing pill last time?" ”