Chapter 2: Not necessarily a gentleman
Zhang Xiaoyun never thought that a beer with amoxicillin would change his life.
However, he adapted to the status of a creditor quite quickly.
In the final analysis, it is still the decree of the heavens, which makes Sun Monkey too jealous.
Look at the golden monkey fur in a beautiful little box.
He sighed with emotion.
"Well, to be honest, I'm still a little more curious about the golden hoop stick."
Sun Wukong stumbled and was covered in cold sweat.
I actually remembered my own golden hoop stick!
Thankfully, it was rented out.
"Mr. Xiaoyun, the interest has also been paid, so can you extend my loan term a little later?"
"In this way, I will extend the loan term for you for another 5 years, and it will not affect your personal credit, what do you think?"
"Five years? You are not mistaken! My grandson applied casually five hundred years ago, and he could be divided into one or two hundred years! What have you been able to do in the past five years? ”
Zhang Xiaoyun spread his hands helplessly.
"You are the Monkey King, if you come to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, you should sleep in five hundred years. But I can't! I'm an ordinary mortal, at most eighty or ninety years old, if I give you a few hundred years of extension, I won't even be able to eat any interest and die, what good will it do me? ”
After hearing this, Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, almost showing his original form!
Back then, if it weren't for the cultivation and longevity of the monkeys and monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, he would not have borrowed from the heavens for the spirit stone mine.
A few hundred years ago, the Four Thousand Spirit Stone Mine was not too rare.
It's just that with the development of science and technology in the world and the massive exploitation of land and materials, the aura is getting thinner and thinner.
There are fewer and fewer spiritual stone mines, and it is becoming more and more difficult for cultivators.
Moreover, in modern society, spirit stones are not a currency in circulation, so it is too difficult to get one.
Almost all of them are used by people in their immortal circles and cultivation circles.
Gathering four thousand spirit stones in five years is really a bit of a fool's dream.
After thinking about it for a long time, Sun Wukong's eyes lit up.
Seems to have a good idea in mind.
"Mr. Xiaoyun, otherwise...... I'm looking for a chance to go to Taishang Laojun's? ”
"What do you mean? Looking for a big guy to intercede? It doesn't work! ”
"Hehe, I didn't mean that, I wanted to help you steal two elixirs or something, it will definitely not be a problem for you to eat and live for hundreds of years! When the time comes, you'll be able to give me more grace for a hundred years, how about it? ”
it!
Zhang Xiaoyun was stunned, there is still this kind of operation?
"Is that okay?"
"Why not! Back then, I was in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun, practicing a fiery and golden-eyed invincible golden body, and at that time I also stole a bunch of elixirs from him, and now I am immortal and invincible. ”
"But ......"
"Don't worry! I'm familiar with stealing elixir! ”
"Forehead ......"
To be honest, Zhang Xiaoyun was tempted.
Although Taishang Laojun also existed, it was enough to surprise him.
But compared to being able to live for hundreds of years yourself, it seems to be secondary.
"Okay! As long as you can bring something of sufficient value, I will give you the equivalent exchange for spirit stone mines, and settle the principal repayment! ”
"Great, that's a deal!"
"A gentleman must be!"
Not necessarily
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Ding dong!
The Heavens Debt System reminds you:
[Debtor: Monkey King]
Overdue interest: has been paid.
Pay interest: a fairy spirit hair!
Remaining principal: 4,000 spirit stones.
Extended staging: five years.
The Loan Collateral Warehouse is open.
1: "Huaguo Mountain Title Deed, Land Property Use Certificate".
(With this certificate, you can have the right to use the land in Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave!) )
2: A fairy monkey hair.
(This is Guanyin's blessed fairy monkey hair, which is different from ordinary monkey hair, and fairy monkey hair can substantially and permanently change any item!) )
[System prompt: The host has the right to change the loan terms, extend the term, etc.; In addition: to complete the reminder task, the full principal shall be paid off before the order amount can be calculated. 】
After re-modifying the term of the contracted loan.
Zhang Xiaoyun and Sun Wukong added a WeChat to each other, and they naturally have to keep in touch with each other in the future.
Zhang Xiaoyun remarked Sun Wukong's modern identity, Sun Dasheng.
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Zhang Xiaoyun was sent to the gate of Huaguo Mountain Scenic Area and called a taxi.
It is more than 100 kilometers away from the imperial capital, and Zhang Xiaoyun doesn't have so much money.
So the fare can only be paid by Sun Wukong.
Originally, Sun Wukong wanted him to try his somersault cloud.
But Zhang Xiaoyun was intimidated, after all, safety first.
He really couldn't believe the arrogant little white cloud without a harness and a parachute.
A few hours by car.
Returning to the bustling imperial capital, Zhang Xiaoyun felt like he had a bizarre dream.
If it weren't for the box with the golden monkey fur in his hand.
He would really think he was crazy.
After so many years of understanding the world, it has begun to crumble.
According to Sun Wukong.
A lot of people have been alive and have existed.
They all live in the new worlds of the heavens.
But above the new world, there are heavenly decrees, which are laws and restrictions against their people.
is like Monkey King himself, even if he has 72 changes?
As the director of Huaguoshan Zoo, he is not the same worry in the face of the perennial performance loss of his scenic spot.
On the way back to school, I just passed through the city center.
Zhang Xiaoyun rolled down the window and glanced at the towering 'Global Center Building' from afar.
The floor is too high to see clearly, and only a black iron rod can be faintly seen, hidden in the clouds.
This is the lightning rod?
The straight black iron, pointing straight to the sky, is majestic.
Perhaps most people never dreamed that the Dinghai God Needle Golden Hoop Stick of Weizhen's "Journey to the West" was born.
was unexpectedly left here by Sun Wukong, weathered by wind and frost, wind and sun.
Zhang Xiaoyun couldn't help but sigh,
A golden hoop stick that can be long and short!
You have been wronged.
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Imperial Capital University.
Zhang Xiaoyun returned to the dormitory.
After such a bizarre experience.
He has collapsed his worldview, and now his mind is full of chaotic ideas.
The tall image of Monkey King in his heart is gone.
It's true that a penny is hard to beat a hero.
Even the Monkey King, the Monkey King, owes people money and can't get up.
After tossing all morning, I was really tired.
The potency of last night's beer with anti-inflammatory drugs has not completely dissipated.
At this point, he just wanted to get a good night's sleep.
"Zhang Xiaoyun, you're back! Okay, you kid, don't go back all night and skip class during the day! Tell me, where did the waves go last night? ”
The person in front of him was Zhang Xiaoyun's roommate, named Qiaocheng.
A dick otaku like him.
"I went out for a drink last night."
"Drinking? You don't call me! ”
"I'll call you next time, I've researched a new way to drink beer, and you'll try it then."
"Okay!"
"I'm tired, let's get some sleep first......"
As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoyun climbed into his bed.
Qiaocheng's eyes became strange, and he walked over.
"Hey, don't tell me, you're going to sleep now!"
"yes, what's wrong?"
"Damn, you kid has amnesia! What day have you forgotten today? ”
Zhang Xiaoyun was stunned, a little dazed.
He quickly looked at the date on his phone.
"No. 19...... It's not a special day, is it? It's not a part-time job. ”
"I'm really convinced of you, our class has a group outing, and the bus departs at the school gate at two o'clock in the afternoon! You also saved money last month, and you forgot? ”
Qiaocheng showed a speechless expression.
Usually, this kid regards money as his life, but today is a bit abnormal, and he can forget about paying money.
"Oops!"
Zhang Xiaoyun got up suddenly.
"Damn, I almost forgot about it!"
He did save money for two months and paid a thousand yuan.
It was really the previous incident that shocked him so much that he forgot about it for a while.
Although at the moment, the body is really tired.
But an inner voice told him:
I spent the money myself, and I want to go with tears in my eyes!
Must go!
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