Chapter 3: Immortal Heirlooms?
In the action of spending money, Zhang Xiaoyun has never been soft.
Pick up the wallet, scan the QR code.
Easy to operate.
It's just that there is really no money!
The reason why I endure the pain and take a thousand yuan to go on a group outing.
In fact, in the beginning, he had another reason.
……
School gates.
Several buses are ready.
Zhang Xiaoyun and Qiaocheng got on the bus after registering.
At this time, many students have already taken their seats.
The inside of the bus is a bit stuffy, and the air quality is not very good.
Zhang Xiaoyun suddenly felt heartbroken.
The cost of the outing is 1,000 yuan, but you say that the bus air conditioning is not good?
It's a loss!
scolded and found a position by the window in the back row, and sat down.
Directly ignore the excited Qiaocheng next to him.
He just wanted to catch up on sleep in the car.
Soon all the students arrived, and the bus began to depart.
In a daze, Zhang Xiaoyun vaguely heard the speech of the counselor in front of him.
"Ladies and gentlemen, our outing is far away, so we must pay attention to safety, our destination is the natural scenic spot of Jiang Province, Longhu Mountain!"
After the teacher finished speaking, there was a commotion in the car.
Everyone was very excited.
Longhu Mountain, with a long history of the Heavenly Master's Mansion!
This is a mysterious place that has appeared in many novels.
To say not to be curious is false.
After experiencing the Huaguoshan incident, Zhang Xiaoyun's mentality is much more stable.
Because he is ready to get to know the world anew.
……
When Zhang Xiaoyun woke up, the bus was stopping at a rest stop on the highway.
After a few hours of long high-speed travel, you really need a break.
I don't know if it's because of beer anti-inflammatory drugs, Zhang Xiaoyun suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach.
Say it's too late, then it's too fast,
There are thousands of horses galloping in the stomach, which means that it is a bit of a flying stream.
If you don't go, it's too late.
Zhang Xiaoyun hurriedly got out of the car and ran to the public bathroom.
Ten minutes later, tragedy unfolded.
I didn't bring paper~!
I touched my pocket, but I didn't bring my phone!
It's over.
After staying up for a long time, he mustered up his courage.
Knocked on the next door.
"Ahem, buddy...... Did you bring paper? ”
"Nonsense! Who is so bad at penning, I don't bring paper to the toilet, and my brain is broken? An unpleasant answer came from next door.
“……!” Zhang Xiaoyun was speechless.
Strong self-esteem made it impossible for him to continue.
Looking at the small space, there was not even a stick for him to scrape.
In desperation, he raised his right hand tremblingly.
After thinking about it, I switched to my left hand.
In the end, the pain was all put down.
No matter which hand you use to deal with them, you feel sorry for them.
Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration!
That's right, isn't there a fairy monkey hair?
Ding dong!
The Heavens Debt System is on.
[Loan Mortgage Warehouse] open!
[Do you use Sun Wukong to pay interest 'Guanyin Immortal Spirit Hair'? ] 】
(Non-collateral items signed in the loan contract can be used by the host themselves.) )
Do you want to use it?
"Use!"
Dingtone: Item export.
The system shuts down.
……
Zhang Xiaoyun took out a delicate small box.
After gently opening it, a monkey hair glowing with golden light lay in it.
Hesitated.
After all, it was the 'interest' that was just collected from Sun Dasheng yesterday.
Wouldn't it be a shame to be used in such a way yourself?
But there seems to be no other way.
For the sake of his own image and face, he can only do this.
Follow the method that Sun Dasheng taught him yesterday.
Zhang Xiaoyun held the monkey hair in his hand, his mental strength was concentrated, and his mind moved!
Change!
I saw a flash of golden light from the monkey hair, and a white mist was conjured out of thin air.
Immediately afterwards, a roll of white toilet paper fell into Zhang Xiaoyun's hands.
Toilet paper is cold, soft and delicate, and the quality is good!
[Immortal-grade toilet paper! ] Function: inexhaustible, cool and sweat-absorbing, isolating germs, waterproof and fireproof! Delicate and silky, warm in winter and cool in summer. 】
Looking at the roll of toilet paper in his hand in a daze, Zhang Xiaoyun let go of his hanging heart.
Fortunately, it can really be conjured.
Immortal monkey hair is essentially different from ordinary monkey hair.
Immortal spirit hair is a substantial permanent change, far higher than the two-hour blinding method of ordinary monkey hair.
The reason why it is precious is precisely because of this.
All items can be changed.
Just imagine, if you turn into a sports car, a building, a banknote.
Or a celebrity you've liked for a long time...... Hungry, you know.
But Zhang Xiaoyun hasn't had time to think about it so much.
A soft and delicate paper towel wiped it '*'.
He could clearly feel the slightest coolness.
Zhang Xiaoyun sighed comfortably.
Yes~
Fairy-grade toilet paper is just extraordinary.
Wipe the buttocks, they all look high-class!
……
At this point,
Sun Wukong, who was far away in the office of Huaguoshan in the 4A scenic spot, suddenly had a spirit!
His own immortal spirit hair, when he releases his spiritual power, he will feel it.
He could conclude that it must have been Zhang Xiaoyun who used Guanyin's immortal spirit hair.
Sun Wukong was a little curious, such a precious immortal product was used up so quickly.
You must know that this kind of thing, even if it is a person in the fairy realm, will only use it after thinking about it.
After all, good steel is used on the blade.
It's really unbearable curiosity, Sun Wukong uses cultivation as spiritual power, and with a single thought, his eyesight is improved by thousands of miles.
He really wanted to see what good things had changed for him, a small creditor.
Is it possible to become a villa? However, the goal is too big, and it is unlikely to be in the imperial capital.
Ferrari or Bugatti Bentley? It's possible.
Isn't it just two sacks of money? It's not a loss.
Sun Wukong thought that in today's modern society, as long as an airplane cannon does not come out, any of the above things are completely sufficient.
Soon, Sun Wukong used his spiritual power to lock Zhang Xiaoyun's location.
Clairvoyance zooms in, zooms in again!
The next second.
The dignified Monkey King fell to the ground in astonishment, and his mouth was fragrant.
"Zhang Xiaoyun! I'm *you're M*! You're a two-hundred-and-five, heartless loser! ”
In a flash
In the water curtain cave of Huaguo Mountain, a slight earthquake occurred.
The monkeys in the mountains were panicked and overwhelmed.
……
……
Zhang Xiaoyun held the fairy toilet paper in his hand and walked out of the toilet with a happy face.
After getting on the bus and returning to my seat, I couldn't hide the joy and excitement on my face.
He's discovered a new world, and monkey hair is so fun!
When you have time, you must ask Sun Wukong for a few more, and you can use ordinary monkey hair to play.
Fortunately, Sun Wukong didn't know his inner thoughts at the moment.
Otherwise, a heel will definitely jump over and kill him.
"Zhang Xiaoyun, what's wrong with you? Why are you so happy? ”
Qiaocheng, who had just returned from buying snacks, looked at Zhang Xiaoyun with a smile on his face strangely.
"Oh, nothing, just got a roll of toilet paper."
Zhang Xiaoyun said as he tore off a piece of toilet paper and handed it to Qiaocheng.
Qiaocheng looked confused.
"I don't go to the toilet, thank you."
"Well, I know, it's for you."
Qiaocheng: "?"
"You have to keep it, we don't have to say thank you to me."
"Do you have a fever? Or is something wrong? ”
Qiaocheng looked at Zhang Xiaoyun worriedly.
I'm afraid this kid didn't sleep stupidly and used toilet paper as money, right?
Zhang Xiaoyun had a serious expression and whispered.
"Qiaocheng, this toilet paper is a good thing, take it! Be a family heirloom in the future! ”
"Roll the calves!"
"Hungry ......?"
……
Ten minutes later, the bus continued on its way.
The instructor in the car looked at the time, then picked up the microphone and briefly talked about the progress of the journey.
They were already about to enter Jiang Province, and they were still less than a hundred kilometers away from Longhu Mountain.
Zhang Xiaoyun had a little expectation in his heart.
He opened his backpack and pulled out a job flyer.
Content:
Dragon Tiger Mountain Heavenly Master's Mansion!
Taoist inheritance!
The Luo Tian Jiao Festival is coming!
Hereby recruiting: Temporary preparation staff for the grand ceremony!
1. Short-term three months. 5 monks are required, with a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan, including food and accommodation!
(Experience in exhibition planning is preferred.) )
2. Recruit undergraduate interns, internship salary of 1000 yuan, if you can become a Taoist priest for a short time, after the probation period, the monthly salary is 5500, five insurances and one housing fund!
(Graduates who have studied Taoist culture or have excellent history are preferred.) )
That's right
This is Zhang Xiaoyun's purpose.
I'm graduating soon, majoring in history, so it's really hard to find a job.
So he was planning for a rainy day, and he accidentally saw this job advertisement.
It mainly includes food and accommodation, three insurances and one housing fund. The working environment is also good.
Zhang Xiaoyun imagines the future.
And at this very moment,
The voice of the system sounded in his head.
Ding dong!
The Heavens Debt System is on.
【Positioning: Jiang Province】
[List of arrears in the same city: as follows]
[Debtor: Ancestor of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, Zhang Tianshi]
[Debtor: The seventeenth generation closed disciple of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, Zhang Chulan]
[Debtor: The seventeenth generation inner disciple of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, Liu Qingfeng]
[Debtor: ......]
【…】
System prompt: Click on the above list of arrears in the same city, click on the name of the person to query the details of the contract.
[System Business List] prompts you:
The host must complete the intra-city collection task according to the service list.
The system will provide a list and information of the closest debtor to the host at any time.
The system prompts you over!
……
Looking at the system picture in his mind, Zhang Xiaoyun's face twitched.
The dignified Heavenly Master's Mansion of Dragon and Tiger Mountain.
How do so many people take out loans?
Could it be that the Heavenly Master's Mansion is poorer than Huaguo Mountain?
It's a Taoist celebrity, it's better than the monkey in the Water Curtain Cave, right?
Zhang Xiaoyun suddenly became apprehensive.
No matter how you look at it, it's not reliable.
If so many people borrow money from the heavens, they must be poor.
If you apply for a job, you won't be in arrears of wages, right?
No way!
Zhang Xiaoyun hurriedly found his mobile phone and prepared to send a WeChat message to ask Sun Wukong.
Let's get to know the situation first.
He opened his mobile phone WeChat and was dumbfounded.
On Sun Dasheng's avatar, more than a dozen unread messages are displayed.
"Uh...... What's going on? Sun Dasheng looking for me? ”