In the next few days, Yang San, the Ninth Uncle and the Four-Eyed Daoist sat and talked every day, listening to the Ninth Uncle and the Four-Eyed Daoist talk about all kinds of bizarre and strange things they had encountered before, while Yang San told them about the situation in "foreign countries" and analyzed the possible development of China in the future. The trio bragged and spanked for days

Yang San decided that it was time to say goodbye, but before he could mention Uncle Jiu, he took a few peach wood swords and gave them to him, and the four-eyed Taoist gave him a string of Buddhist bead bracelets from his "good neighbor" Master Yixiu, saying that it was okay with the effect of calming the mind and concentrating the mind, and it can also be warned when encountering dirty things, which can be said to be a necessary artifact for home travel

Seeing Yang San's stunned appearance, Uncle Jiu and Simu said funny, "Do you think we can't see what you mean by leaving?" Are you really idle and have nothing to do these days? ”

"Uh, hehe, I didn't expect to be seen by you" Yang San touched the dog's head and said embarrassedly, Uncle Jiu, they knew that Yang San had been away from home for a long time, and it was estimated that the family was also starting to worry, but they just happened to encounter zombies and didn't mention it, and now that the matter is over, it will naturally be understood when I see Yang San's abnormal behavior in the past few days.

"The eldest husband stands up to the sky, why bother twisting and pinching, and besides, it's not that we won't see each other again in the future, just come and sit often when you have time" Uncle Jiu and Simu have long been accustomed to parting, and said freely

Yang San also pressed the sentimentality of parting in his heart, and asked Uncle Jiu to call Shang Qiusheng and Wencai to go to the restaurant for a good parting banquet, during the banquet, Ren Tingting and Ah Wei also rushed to hear the news, and blamed Yang San for not being interesting enough, and he didn't notify them if he wanted to leave, and the two also brought some gifts as a farewell gift and a thank you gift before.

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In a room 3602 in Love Apartment, Yang San suddenly appeared next to the bed, as if he had been spit out of a black hole, which was very weird.

Yang San looked at the familiar room and was very emotional, and looked at his mobile phone to realize that only an hour had passed, it was hard to imagine that Yang San had been in the "Mr. Zombie" world for more than a month, if it wasn't for the clothes he was still wearing during the Republic of China, he thought he was dreaming.

Yang San packed up his mood and went out to take a shower, changed his clothes, and lay on the bed thinking, now that there is this magical system, everything is not a problem, it doesn't matter if he is looking for a job or not, the things that Guan Ren Tingting gave him are enough for him to be dashing for a while, so the only thing he has to consider is how to improve his strength and come out alive in the film and television world is the king!

Name: Yang San

Gender: Male

Constitution: 20

Skills: Advanced singing skills, primary Bajiquan

Evaluation: One against ten (yes, you read that right, you can already shout loudly that I want to fight ten)

Yang San looked at the evaluation of the middle two with black lines on his head, is this sure that this is not a middle two system?

Yang San's strength has made a breakthrough after the battle with Old Lady Ren, and it has reached the late stage of Ming Jin, and sure enough, the actual combat effect is a cow

In the next few days, Yang San returned to the modern metropolis, living a peaceful (funny) life, and did not have to watch out for a ghost suddenly appearing

On this day, Guan Gu, who had settled down, invited everyone to go to the bar downstairs for two drinks as a housewarming.

"Cheers!" Everyone sat on the sofa at the bar and touched a glass first, which was lively and lively

"By the way, is Guan Gujun still used to living in China?" Zhanbo asked curiously

"I'm so used to it, Chinese food is great, yesterday Meijia cooked a dish that was so delicious, called... "Braised butt" is worthy of being the first concern of Guan Gu from a culinary family, but it is Chinese not dripping (o ́ω'o)

Meijia looked at Zhanbo Wanyu, who didn't know why, and reminded in a whisper, "It's braised pork ribs!" Yang San said that I would look and not speak

"Oh, it's braised ... Ribs, sorry (Japanese)" Sekiya said embarrassedly with his hands folded

"Guan Gujun, do you think it is difficult to learn Chinese?" Wan Yu changed the subject empathetically

"I feel like my relationship with Chinese is like with my girlfriend, I love her very much, but I can't control her." Guan Gu thought about it for a while, and the metaphor was very "vivid".

"Do you have a girlfriend?" Meijia said with a little resentment, Yang San couldn't stand it anymore, Meijia, how can you say that you are also a person with an "honorary boyfriend", this tone is not very good

"I'll give you an analogy." Guan Gu has not learned Chinese well, obviously not listening

"Guan Gujun, I know a Chinese cram school that I heard that is good, called... Mars Chinese, take you to see? Yang San also felt that it was necessary for Guan Gu to study well Chinese, why don't you give Guan Gu a "Chinese level eight" test in time?

"Great, my Chinese still needs to be improved" Guan Gu was also visibly excited

"Don't be humble Guan Gu, your Chinese is almost as good as Zhan Bo" Mei Jia heard that Guan Gu didn't have a girlfriend yet, great, I still had a chance, and I was in a much better mood "Isn't it?" Zhanbo"

"Guan Gujun, what do you think of China?" Yang San didn't open his mouth when he saw it, and he didn't be a "beautiful man"

"Oh, it's amazing, it's completely different from what I imagined." Guan Gu said that you all let me see through, so don't pretend: "I used to hear that you Chinese are very modest, but now I find that you are not like this, every day walking on the road I see you writing everywhere: China is very good, the Chinese people are very good, China agriculture is very good, China construction is very good, China industry and commerce is very good, Guangdong development is very good." I know you're pretty good at a lot of things right now, but you don't have to write it all over the place, do you? ”

Yang Sanren looked at each other a few times and said, this can't demolish him, let me laugh for a few days before speaking

On this day, Yang San, who was alone in the apartment, heard a knock on the door, who didn't bring the key?

"Who" opened the door and found a child holding a pot of garlic and didn't know what he wanted to do?

"Hello uncle," the child bowed politely, took out a photo of the panda and said, "We are donating money for the panda, do you want to participate?" It rained freezing rain in Antarctica, and many giant pandas were drenched and froze to death."

Yang San looked at this little liar speechlessly, who are you bluffing? Come out to cheat money and don't make a draft? What happens to the giant pandas when it rains in Antarctica? And most importantly, who do you call uncle?

"Oh, that's the case, you wait" Yang San decided that he couldn't let go of any liar, took out his mobile phone and dialed 110, the little liar wanted to run away when he saw that something was wrong, Yang San grabbed him in his hand as soon as he stretched out his hand, "Don't move, it'll be fine soon, rest assured"

"110? I am a tenant of Love Apartment 3602, and I have a child here who came to cheat donations, saying that it was freezing rain in Antarctica and the giant panda froze to death."

After reporting to the police, Yang San knew that he was not the first to be deceived, during this time, there were people in several communities near the love apartment who called the police to say that they had been deceived, and it was all a routine, freezing rain in Antarctica, and then polar bears, giant pandas, giraffes, golden snub-nosed monkeys... All froze to death? The point is that there are still people who believe it?

"Yang San, who is this kid?" Yifei just came back and saw Yang San and a child pulling and pulling at the door, "Sister save me, he is a bad person, he wants to bully me." "This little kid is starting to sell cute

After Yang San and Yifei explained clearly, the police also arrived, and after recording a simple confession with Yang San, they took the little kid and left, "How old is this, I came out to deceive people, I really want to teach him well for his parents." Yifei was obviously not angry, and suddenly remembered something and said, "Yang San, are you free for a while?" ”

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"It's Ziqiao, we're going to take Ziqiao to the doctor later, you can come too"

"Doctor? Do you still have to form a group to see a doctor now? Also, Ziqiao doesn't look like a sick person, who else are you referring to? Yang San said in surprise

"Who said Ziqiao wasn't sick, we... Xiaoxian and I found out that Ziqiao has a very serious depression," Yifei danced and explained how she secretly went to 3602 to rummage through the trash can to find a note full of "melancholy", and how Meijia performed the detailed process of a vicious "yellow-faced woman" who forced Ziqiao to cry

Yang San listened very well, but said that this didn't mean anything, Yifei had to come up with a killer feature: all kinds of medical books, as well as Zhanbo's aunt (former melancholic representative), all kinds of evidence show that Ziqiao quite fits all the characteristics of a hypochondriac patient! Yang San is about to believe it, and he deserves to be a university teacher! No, haven't you already explained the matter of Mika and Sekiya to them? Dare you not listen at all?

In this way, Yang San was confused and was pulled by Yifei to be a strong man, and Yang San came back to his senses when he arrived at the destination, why am I here? Watch Lu Ziqiao mess around? (This can be there.,But psychotherapy won't let you watch the play on the sidelines)What's so much fun?,It's better to go home and watch Zhan Bo and his aunt play the "killing game".,Yang San remembered that Zhan Bo's "cute" aunt should also come.,It's really looking forward to thinking about that picture.,But I actually missed it (つд⊂)

"Yang San, you're here too" Ziqiao saw that Yang San was also here and quickly slammed his eyes, but don't demolish me, the happiness of the rest of my life depends on this. Yang San didn't respond angrily, it's all you, I missed a good show, when the time comes, see how I clean you up, Yang San's eyes swept Zi Qiao's chest position "evilly", and saw that Zi Qiao was hairy, Yang San wouldn't take a fancy to me, right? Why do you keep staring at my chest? I didn't expect Yang San to be okay, but I never got better? No, I'd rather die!

At this time, the psychiatrist also came out and shouted that Ziqiao had gone in, and Ziqiao quickly ran in when he heard it, he had never thought that this greasy uncle with a big belly, who was not smart and learned to be bald, had never been so cute.

"Sister, help, my aunt is going to kill me! Ah......" At this time, Zhanbo's "distress" call also came, and from the terrible scream, it can be seen that Zhanbo was frightened enough by his aunt, Yang San could still hear Zhanbo's cry from a long distance, and felt distressed for Zhanbo for three seconds

"Hey, hey, Zhanbo, what's going on?" Yifei was obviously frightened, and he wanted to rush back with his bag, but Yang San hurriedly stopped Yifei, "Now that the evening rush hour has begun, when you get home, Zhanbo is cold, call Guan Gu and let him go and see what the situation is?" Let's wait for Ziqiao's results to come out and then go back together, Teacher Zeng's car is not much slower. ”

Yifei heard that it made sense and hurriedly informed Guan Gu, and then turned around anxiously, unable to stop at all, time passed minute by minute, but Guan Gu's call still didn't come, and even Yang San began to doubt that Guan Gu would not also encounter an accident Guan Gu finally called, it turned out that Guan Gu was fine, Zhan Bo was fine, my aunt was just playing a killing game, and Guan Gu was just curious to play a game, so it was delayed until now......