Yifei finally sat down with peace of mind, it was great that Zhanbo was fine, and the family still had a chance to "carry forward".

"I'm just a hopeless person, the doctor said that he has never encountered this kind of condition in me, I'd better go back and prepare for the future" Yang San looked at Zi Qiao, who was on the upper body of the drama spirit, and said that he would see how you died in a while

Yifei and Xiaoxian anxiously walked into the psychotherapy room, and the doctor looked at Yang San's calm appearance, fortunately, there were still people who understood, and the two followed in

After everyone sat down one by one, the doctor looked at Yang San and said, are you here or am I coming? Yang San responded, come on, you are in charge of your territory!

"Your friend Zi Qiao, his situation is definitely very rare!" Doctor, you're also naughty, "I have just made a clinical diagnosis for him, and the overall conclusion is..."

"Melancholia?" Yifei looked at the slow doctor and asked, you can't say hurry, you want to kill me in a hurry

"Prank!" Doctor, you're sure you're not given the last name Pi" is the academic definition of him trying to get you to think he's depressed, depressed, to get extra attention, and other ulterior motives. In Shanghainese, it is abbreviated: Death! ”

"Impossible, are you sure?" Yifei and Xiaoxian became more and more angry the more they listened, damn Ziqiao, my McDonald's, my movie tickets, my PS3 (this seems to be Zhanbo's), my feelings!

"I've never seen a depressed person who can babble like him and say that people are endless, and in the end he actually hypnotized me in turn" The doctor said that it was the first time I had encountered such a masterpiece, "As for those notes, I also read them, just copied some lyrics of Stefanie Sun"

"Okay, you can admit it, I told you a long time ago that Ziqiao is fine, now believe it" Yang San said funny on the side, "But what era are you?" Can't even see Stefanie Sun's lyrics? ”

"Ziqiao is really, he actually deceived our feelings" Yifei said angrily, Xiaoxian couldn't help it, "That's it, where to find such a good friend like us, send food, drink, game console, shh Psychiatrist! ”

"Okay, okay, don't worry too much, take it easy," the doctor said that he was in a good mood today

"Take it easy, if it's you, you try it" Yang San found that Xiao Xian was obviously on the verge of collapse, "It's so unfair, why didn't anyone care about me so much when I was hit a few years ago?" I was also very depressed at the time, and I also wrote a lot of poems that others couldn't understand, and no one found out, because... No one cares about me at all! ”

Yifei also found Xiaoxian's question, and said softly, "I have asked you so many times, but you never said it."

"Hey, I'm a man, man! Do you want me to tell you impassionedly and righteously that I have been cuckolded! "Zeng Xiaoxian just finished yelling and realized that he seemed to have said something just now, isn't it, just kill me!

Yang San watched this wonderful scene from the side, today's scene is okay, and he took Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei and left, "Anlaan, let's think about Qiao's account"

When Yang San and the three returned to the apartment, they found that Zhanbo and Guan Gu had sent their aunt back to the sanatorium, Ziqiao was reciting words in the room, and it was estimated that he was reciting lyrics again.

Xiaoxian poured warm water and added the prepared sleeping pill powder, which could probably ensure that Ziqiao slept for one to two hours, and then went in to greet Ziqiao again, and only after a while did he come out with an empty cup and said OK to Yang San and Yifei, indicating that the task was completed perfectly

The three of them quietly entered Ziqiao's room again, and found that Ziqiao was really lying on the bed safely, and the corners of his mouth seemed to be a little saliva, dreaming about eating?

"Ziqiao, Ziqiao, wake up, there is a beautiful woman looking for you" Yang San said in Ziqiao's ear, relieved to find that Ziqiao did not react, "It's done, Ziqiao has already fallen asleep, you can start, Yifei, do you want to watch and watch together?" ”

"Rare!" I know what I'm going to do when I come down, and my face is rarely red, I'm not afraid of long needle eyes? After spitting in disgust, he walked out of the room, not forgetting to close the door as well

"Teacher Zeng, go!" Yang San found a chair and sat down and said

"Up? Why me? Why don't you get on? "Zeng Xiaoxian said I don't want to do this

"Are you sure you can't? Ziqiao is deceiving your feelings, not mine, who are you not on? Or do you want Yifei to come? Then I'll go and tell her," Yang Sanming put Zeng Xiaoxian on the table and said slowly, "And the most important thing is that I don't love this bite!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, if you don't love me, you love me? But when I thought of Hu Yifei's "flash", I couldn't help but shudder, I'll come, I'll come, what a big deal!

Yang San watched Ziqiao being picked up by Zeng Xiaoxian, and he really couldn't bear to look at the picture directly! After that, there was no need for Yang San to continue to say that Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the rope and tied Ziqiao's hands and feet to the bed frame, well, in a large font, Yang San looked at the skilled Zeng Xiaoxian with strange eyes, Teacher Zeng wouldn't really shake M, right?

After opening the door and letting Yifei in, Yifei looked at Ziqiao's appearance and joked, "You guys are quite professional."

Yang San said that I didn't do anything, it was all Mr. Zeng's masterpiece, and Yifei also looked at Mr. Zeng with a strange look in his eyes, "Are you really good at this?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the two people with strange expressions, and said angrily, "What are you talking about?" I'm that kind of person, I'm a good brother! ”

Seeing Yang San and Yifei nodding their heads, you are such a person! Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly felt that his teeth hurt so much, but what should I do, I can't beat these two people (during the time Yang San's return, he still maintained the habit of getting up early every day to box, and he knew that it was very lethal when he looked at it, and Yifei also said that only after the two of them were strong and weak enough to fight)

The three of them waited quietly for Lu Ziqiao to wake up, of course, taking selfies or something during the period

Finally, Ziqiao slowly opened his eyes in the "anticipation", and wanted to yawn, sleeping so soundly, but it was a little cold, and at this time, a cool breeze just swept through Ziqiao's chest, wait, what about the clothes? Why can't you seem to move your hands? The feet are also, take a closer look, they are naked and "ashamed" to be tied to the bed, and the three of them look at themselves with a smile, "What's the situation?" Yifei, Teacher Zeng, Yang San, can you let me go first? ”

"No, no, no, the doctor just told us that you are very sick and suggested that we can use some unconventional treatment: electric shock therapy!" Yifei's "delicate Didi" pair of Ziqiao said

"It's very yellow and violent!" Teacher Zeng added cheaply while shaking his eyebrows

"Electric shock?" Ziqiao was so frightened that he almost jumped up, "Brother Yang San, Brother Yang, please let me go, okay?" ”

"Ziqiao, don't worry, there is no medical shock device at home," Yang San soothed, "But the doctor said that it can be replaced by this, and the effect is very good!" ”

Ziqiao was very bad in his heart and saw Yifei mention two..."Electric iron?? ”

"Yang San, don't be kidding, this will be dead!" Ziqiao's eyes were about to explode, "Sister Yifei, Mr. Zeng, let me tell you the truth, I don't actually have depression, I lied to you, what you see are just Yanzi Sun's lyrics, I said to a MM that I am the head of Yanzi Sun's fan support group, and I only recently memorized the lyrics." ”

Yifei and Teacher Zeng said that if they didn't listen, they didn't listen, why did they go earlier? What's the use of saying this now! "Let's do a course of treatment first to try the effect, you see we have been preparing for so long, it's very hard!" After speaking, he asked Teacher Zeng and Yang San to help suppress Ziqiao, and he wanted to press down with the iron

"What are you going to do?" At this time, Meijia broke in, looked at the three people with bad intentions, and said "righteously" and awe-inspiringly, "You want to abuse Ziqiao...... Let me do it! ”ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

"Keeping you from flushing the toilet!" Meijia's new hatred and old ruthlessness broke out together, which was not something that ordinary people could stop, and without saying a word, she pressed the iron down, and pressed it one by one, as if she wanted to unscrew the meat too

"Ah......!!!h Listening to Ziqiao's miserable screams, Yang San and Teacher Zeng stood aside obediently, fortunately, the iron was not electric, just a little hot, don't look at Ziqiao's screaming and what, it was only red for two days at most, in fact, the factor of being hurt was relatively large, but Meijia's resentment was not good, she didn't look at this at all, in that smashing, smashing, Yang San said that no one can offend a woman in the future, it's too terrifying, this has to be a golden bell jar to withstand it! Teacher Zeng also nodded in agreement, Yang San looked at Teacher Zeng with disdain, you are not qualified to say this, when it comes to offending women, there is absolutely no one in the apartment who can compare to Teacher Zeng!

Looking at Yifei and Meijia, who were having a lot of fun, and Ziqiao, who was "played", Yang San hurriedly took out his mobile phone to take a photo, and said while taking pictures, well, this posture is good, this Ziqiao's expression is in place, this ......

Teacher Zeng looked at the "busy" three people, these three are devils, can normal people do this kind of thing? Teacher Zeng forgot about it, and he also had a share.

And Zhanbo, who came back after sending his aunt, decided to fry an egg to treat his stomach, and he was tired to death today

"Zizizi..."Smelling the smell of nothing, Zhanbo said that he fried it very well, why did it smell burnt?

At this time, the screams of Zi Qiao next door also came continuously......