Chapter 243: The Screams in the Toilet on Chinese New Year's Eve (Third Update!) Ask for a subscription! )
Looking at the swaying leisurely, Yang San felt inexplicably happy in his heart.
In fact, although magic can't repair the TV's signal, it's a small problem to fix this antenna with magic, but Yang San just deliberately didn't say it.
Yifei took the lead and said: "There are a few catties of pork in that refrigerator, why don't we take it out first and put it there... For her for a while? ”
Seeing that Yu Mo was going to get pork, in his happy eyes, Yang San said jokingly: "Don't, Yu Mo, you really don't know how expensive meat is, do you know that the author has 40 yuan a pound of pork, and you will lose a few hundred yuan." ”
Youyou suddenly stared at Yang San with sadness and indignation, his eyes were full of invisible accusations, if it wasn't for this posture being too hard, he would have scolded San'er angrily, wouldn't it be a few hundred yuan, and the old lady would not be able to come out.
"San'er..."Yu Mo suddenly looked at Youyou distressedly.
Yang San looked at Youyou with a smile and said with a smile: "Okay, you really don't understand humor." ”
After saying that, he stretched out his hand and pointed at it, and suddenly felt that the antenna in his hand, which originally felt that it was ten thousand hectares, actually lost its weight in an instant, and even firmly supported his body swaying from side to side like a fulcrum.
Yoyo slowly got up in surprise, slowly let go of the hand holding the antenna, and sure enough, he found that the antenna seemed to be tied by an invisible pillar, standing still in mid-air.
Yu Mo and Yi Fei also looked at the antenna in surprise, and only after a moment did they slowly turn to Yang San.
Youyou suddenly shouted angrily: "San'er, you did it on purpose, sooner or later, you don't have to wait for Yumo to get the pork!" ”
"You dropped Guan Gu's cup... Twice! Yang San smiled and took out his mobile phone.
You sneered disdainfully, and shouted loudly: "San'er is so handsome, San'er is the first handsome in the universe!" ”
“…”
On the other side, Guan Gu, who was depressed, turned on his mobile phone, but he didn't expect to receive a call from Ziqiao immediately.
"Guan Gu, listen, no matter how hard you are hit, you must cheer up, come to me immediately, someone urgently needs your help, don't ask so much, today is Chinese New Year's Eve, how can you bear to see death and not save it?" Immediately to the door of the community, 100,000 urgent, now! ”
Guan Gu, who rushed over with "100,000 hurries", found that Ziqiao was actually for... Teach a few Japanese girls how to light fireworks!
And also made a giant fireworks, and asked a group of girls to "fly their ideals" on the roof of the apartment building!
As a result, the police uncle who received the report was brought back to the police station with him, because he did not have a sales license!
In fact, this stall is just Xiao Hei is bored and wants to earn some extra money, for Xiao Hei, no permit can match their documents, so they didn't think about this problem at all, and as a result, they invisibly pitted Ziqiao, and Guan Gu, who was pitted by Ziqiao.
Therefore, Ziqiao and Guan Gu were glorious on Chinese New Year's Eve... Entered the innings.
Originally, they also planned to let the lawyer in the apartment help them testify, but it happened that Zhang Wei was allergic to the hospital on an intravenous drip, and Yifei was frightened back to the apartment.
However, the police uncle still turned on the TV and watched the Spring Festival Gala with them...
Zhang Wei, who hung up the phone, angrily put the mobile phone gently on the head of the bed, turned his head, and didn't look at the delivery of food that was looking at him with sympathetic eyes.
Who knew that at this time, the nurses and ladies "kindly" moved a TV over, and the TV was playing the hottest Spring Festival Gala at the moment.
Zhang Wei suddenly squeaked and shouted: "Don't let me watch, don't let me see..."
It's a pity that the unconscious tongue has no meaning to cooperate at all, and no one can understand the words that are shouted.
The clinical "kind" "translator" of the delivery said: "He said that the TV is too far away and he can't see it, can he move it closer?" ”
Miss Nurse suddenly moved the TV closer...
Zhang Weisheng howled lovelessly, and the takeaway delivered very naturally said: "You're welcome, no thanks." ”
“…”
With the passage of time, whether it is 3601, whether it is in the hospital, or in the bureau, everyone did not follow their original so-called plan when the Spring Festival was approaching: not to watch the Spring Festival Gala, but to gather in groups to watch the Spring Festival Gala with laughter!
Wait, it looks like there's a person missing.
By the way, what about Mr. Zeng?
…
At this time, in a toilet of the radio station:
Mr. Zeng was huddled in a small toilet, and the toilet here was repeatedly wiped white and sparkling by Mr. Zeng!
Teacher Zeng was squatting on it and shouted pitifully, "Yifei, what are you here to save me?" ”
Suddenly, there was a conversation outside the toilet:
A: "XXX, did you hear anything?" ”
B: "Nonsense, what is the sound?" ”
A: "No, I heard a sound, it seemed to come from that toilet. ”
Teacher Zeng suddenly shrunk in surprise, and thought with great fear that if they came in and found themselves hiding in the toilet on Chinese New Year's Eve, they would become a joke on the radio for the rest of their lives!
B: "Don't scare me, it's the middle of the night, it's Chinese New Year's Eve, who will be here!" ”
A: "Could it be... Have you ever heard rumors on the radio? ”
B: "What rumors?" ”
A: "It's a rumor about a certain toilet on the radio, I heard that in our station, there was a host who was often not taken seriously, so he was depressed, and committed suicide in a toilet in the station one night, and then there were often late-night hosts in the station who said that they heard someone shouting when they went to the toilet, but they couldn't find anyone, everyone said that the host's ghost was complaining!" ”
B: "I'll go, big night, what kind of ghost story are you telling!" ”
A: "This is not a ghost story, you have been in the station for a short time, and the old people in the station know about it, don't you look at who has been to the radio station in the middle of the night except us?" ”
B: "No, aren't there a few late-night radio hosts, like that moon and heart, I see it almost every night!" ”
A scoffed: "That stupid hat host? He is the only one in the station who doesn't know, you see that the hosts of other late-night programs are all recorded and broadcasted, and he is stupid to do the live broadcast! ”
B: "Makes sense..."
The sound of conversation gradually faded away until it could no longer be heard clearly, and Teacher Zeng in the toilet was already in a cold sweat at this time, and the originally quiet and cool toilet seemed to become gloomy all of a sudden.
When the sound of the cold wind howling passed through the empty toilet, it suddenly whined even more eeriely...
Teacher Zeng trembled, and shouted in his heart: Fei Fei, Xiao Fei Fei, Fei Fei Fei Fei, come and save me~~
(PS: After walking away: Do you believe this kind of nonsense?) Hahahaha! )