On this day, Yang San woke up and found that 3601 was empty.

After listening carefully, he found that there were some noises coming from next door, and the bored Yang San simply came to 3602.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Guan Gu holding an envelope with a hesitant expression.

"Guan Gu, what age is it now, and you are still writing letters!" Yang San exclaimed in surprise.

At this time, I found out that Yifei and Youyou had come here, and they were bored playing flying chess with Ziqiao.

"No, it's not mine, it's Mr. Zeng's, I picked it up on the floor of the living room, and it has his signature on it, maybe it fell out of my bag when I left." Guan Gu said with a wave of his hand.

Guan Gu turned to Ziqiao and asked curiously, "Is Teacher Zeng here?" ”

Ziqiao responded while nibbling on French fries: "No, he went to the stage, what is this written?" ”

"It can't be a love letter, right?" Yoyo laughed teasingly.

As soon as Yoyo said this, everyone's curiosity soared.

Ziqiao was even more excited and grabbed the envelope and opened it without saying a word.

"Hey, Ziqiao, this is a private letter, you can't peek at it." Guan Gu shouted in surprise, trying to snatch the envelope back while shouting, but Ziqiao dodged and opened the letter.

"I'm not calling it a peek." Ziqiao said confidently: "I am above board, and it is my bounden obligation to help my friends identify love letters!" ”

Yifei and Youyou suddenly gave him a speechless look, Yifei looked at Ziqiao disgustingly and said, "Please lick your oil paws clean before you do your duty, it's disgusting." ”

Ziqiao looked at his hand indifferently, put it into his mouth one by one and sucked it in the surprised eyes of everyone, and then pinched the letter paper without hesitation.

"Gross!"

Yifei and Youyou were so disgusted that they almost vomited, and Yang San was also secretly glad that he hadn't eaten since he got up, otherwise he would have eaten in vain.

Behold.

Under the disgusting gaze of everyone, Ziqiao's face became worse and worse, and finally said extremely uncomfortable: "I'm sorry, I'm a little... Not... Feel nauseated! ”

With that, he covered his mouth and hurriedly rushed into the bathroom.

“…”

Yoyo said in surprise: "We haven't regurgitated yet, he regurgitated first?" ”

Puzzled, he carefully avoided Ziqiao's saliva mark, took the letter paper and looked at it, and read it while reading:

Dear leader, I am your pious subordinate Zeng Xiaoxian...

Yifei said deliciously: "Zeng Xiaoxian is enough to write a love letter to the leader." ”

Yang San went directly to Ziqiao's position and unceremoniously ate Ziqiao's fries.

Yoyo then read: The red flag of the east wind is flying, the motherland has a new look, thanks to the organization for my cultivation and care for many years, not long ago I heard that the deputy director of the channel, Mr. Qian, unfortunately had a seizure and has been unconscious.

"What kind of idiom is this?" Guan Gu asked curiously.

Yifei, who didn't like a love letter, suddenly said happily: "Listening to Zeng Xiaoxian's show all day long, can you not have epilepsy!" ”

Yoyo: But the village can't be without an owner for a day, and the channel can't be without a director for a day? In the face of such an important vacancy, as a veteran who has quietly dedicated myself to the broadcasting industry for many years, I should show an attitude of giving up my own rights, so I formally applied to the leadership for the position...

Guan Gu, who finally heard the point, exclaimed, "Oh, this is a cover letter." ”

"I guess the leader who reads this thing is also about to have a seizure." Yifei also said speechlessly.

Yang San said with a smile while eating French fries: "Maybe Mr. Zeng is for this purpose, there is only one position and his chances of taking up the post are definitely not big, if he can get another one, Mr. Zeng will have a lot of chances." ”

"Makes sense!" Everyone nodded in agreement.

Yoyo: Please rest assured that I will be able to perform this position, and in order to show my loyalty, I would like to assure the leader...

Reading this, Youyou's face became more and more ugly, his tone became more and more strange, and finally he looked at the letter in horror.

"What about down there?" Sekiya, who had listened well, asked casually.

Who knows.

Yoyo said with a pale face, "I'm sorry, I'm a little... Not... Feel nauseated! ”

With that, he covered his mouth and ran to the bathroom.

Yifei looked at Youyou in surprise, put the letter paper in her hand, and then saw it.

Who knew that in just three seconds, Yifei's face was also pale, and he covered his mouth and ran to the bathroom.

Guan Gu looked at them amusedly, looking down at the letter paper curiously.

At this moment, he understood what it means to kill a cat with curiosity.

In an instant, Guan Gu followed in the footsteps of Yifei, and ran to the bathroom with his mouth covered with the same pale face.

Yang San's hand eating French fries suddenly froze, and he looked at the few people who were arguing in the bathroom in surprise.

Curiously looking at the letter paper on the table, as if hearing the call of a demon.

Yang San, who didn't want to watch it, couldn't hold back his curiosity, how lethal was the next content? It can make several people sick at the same time.

Fortunately, there were already several lessons from the past, Yang San first transported the true qi in his body, protected his internal organs, solemnly pinched the two corners, and put the letter in front of his eyes.

looked at the letter paper with a solemn expression, it doesn't matter if you don't look at it, it will kill you when you look at it.

Yang San's face turned pale suddenly, but fortunately, Yang San was prescient and did not feel much discomfort at this time.

The letter goes on to read as follows:

The requirements of the leader are my pursuit

The encouragement of the leaders is my motivation

The idea of leadership is my approach

The leader's expression is my mood

Leadership's hobby is my hobby

The leader's lover is my lover

Regards, that salute!

“…”

Yang San looked at the letter blankly as if five thunderbolts had hit the top, and all the thoughts in his mind had been completely wiped out by Teacher Zeng's shamelessness.

Half an hour later.

After spitting out, Yifei and a few people looked at Yang San in surprise, but they didn't expect that there were still people who could resist Zeng Xiaoxian's supreme technique.

"San'er, you... It's okay? Yoyo said curiously.

It was this sudden sound that woke Yang San up, and Yang San threw out the letter in his hand with lightning speed, startling Yifei and the others.

Fortunately, Yang San only made a subconscious move, and the letter paper only floated out of a short distance and then fell weakly to the ground, otherwise under the effect of Yang San's true qi, breaking gold and gravel is just a small problem, and picking leaves and flying flowers can hurt people. This is not just a statement.

Looking at the few people whose faces were still a little pale, Yang San smiled disdainfully: "You guys are too bad, aren't you just a few disgusting words, as for this appearance." ”

After that, in the eyes of several people, Yang San got up and walked to the bathroom.

Guan Gu suddenly exclaimed in surprise: "San'er, why are you going to the bathroom?" ”

"Me? I'm going to vomit for a while! ”

Yang San still underestimated the lethality of Teacher Zeng, but a few simple words made him write so powerfully.

Under the contemptuous gaze of Yifei and several others, Yang San rushed into the bathroom quickly.

"Vomit ~~~~~"