234 [Honest Bear Sky]
Good man, the word describes him as sarcastic.
But it doesn't sound ironic, because this fool thinks he's a good guy from the bottom of his heart.
In the world of bear fools, those who are good to him are good people, and those who are bad to him are bad people, it's as simple as that.
No one wants to be simple-minded, but everyone wants to be friends with such simple-minded people. Because he's simple-minded!
After eating a pot of dog meat, seeing that he was still gnawing after the bones were clean, he wanted to bite the bones and eat them.
Yuan Pengfei poured him a bowl of water and asked, "How full are you after eating three catties of meat?" ”
The bear fool picked up the bowl and drank it all, and said unsatisfied: "There are 6 percent full, and then drink some water to make 8 minutes full." ”
"How long has it been since you've had enough?" Yuan Pengfei beckoned to the shopkeeper, "Give him two catties of dog meat, he must be full today." ”
The shopkeeper wiped his hand on the apron, showed great hesitation, and said twistedly: "Guest officer, five catties of dog meat is almost ......."
The bear fool will definitely not pay for it, Yuan Pengfei is a customer, and the store is afraid that he will not be able to pay the bill!
"Sir, it's enough to eat your three catties of meat, you don't have to ask me for any more." The bear fool didn't know why, and persuaded him kindly.
Yuan Pengfei casually touched it in his arms, and then slapped it on the table, "Is this money enough?" ”
"Enough is enough, enough is enough, this is the meat for the guest officer." The shopkeeper picked up the string of money and nodded respectfully.
It's difficult to do a small business in any year, and no one can afford to offend, so it's not okay to be disrespectful.
Watching the bear fool kill two catties of dog meat, Yuan Pengfei can be regarded as a long insight, and he can really eat it without any false ancient version of the big stomach king.
After collecting the money found by the store, Yuan Pengfei stood up and went to lead the horse, and said casually: "When you are full, then go home, I should also go." ”
The bear fool hurriedly chased after him, "No, I still have to work with you, sir, what do you say I should do?" ”
"I really don't have anything to do for you, you can go home when you're full."
Yuan Pengfei was a little helpless, he invited this bear fool to dinner, it was just a whim, he really didn't want him to do anything, and he didn't think that this product could help him anything, what was it to follow him.
But this guy is really a tendon, and he won't let him go, so he has to do something for him.
Yuan Pengfei thought about it left and right, and suddenly saw the big tree in front of the wine shop, and said with a smile: "Fool Xiong, didn't you say that you have a lot of strength, you uproot this tree for me, even if you help me do things."
Of course, it doesn't matter if you can't pull it up, just stop pestering me and go home honestly! ”
The bear fool nodded dumbfoundedly, and stood beside the poplar tree without saying a word. I saw him roll up his sleeves, turn his body downward with his right hand, and pull out the top part of the tree with his left hand, and with a fierce blow to his waist, he immediately uprooted the green poplar tree.
The people watching the excitement next to him were shocked, and they exclaimed: "It's really a miracle, there are extraordinary people!" ”
Yuan Pengfei was also shocked, the method of measuring a person's strength, can be remembered by future generations of the feather strength can resist the Ding, Lu Zhishen uprooted the weeping willows, and Dian Wei erected the tooth door flag with one hand.
This bear fool can do this, even if it is not as good as the three of them, it is enough to be regarded as powerful, and he is right to eat the amount of food.
In the face of everyone's amazement, the bear fool didn't care at all, planted the tree back, stood in front of Yuan Pengfei and said stupidly: "I haven't eaten enough before, and I don't know if I have such a strong strength, sir, can you see it?" ”
"Okay, that's great." Yuan Pengfei was satisfied and didn't know what to say, and at this moment he suddenly had a heart of love.
There is Bole first, and then there is Maxima. Maxima often has, but Bole does not often have. Therefore, even if there are Maxima, they can only be humiliated in the hands of the servants, and die between the stables with ordinary horses, and they are not known as Maxima.
Heaven closed a door for the bear fool, but also opened a window for him, but he wandered among the markets, and no one dug him.
If you can get enough nutritional supplements and good combat training, you will be an invincible general. Sent out to fight with Xiang Tiedan'er for dozens of rounds, maybe it can be famous for eternity!
It didn't feel good to be watched, Yuan Pengfei pulled up the bear fool and talked with him while walking.
This person's surname is Xiong, called Xiong Tian. As for the title of bear fool, it is because others think that he is a tendon and easy to bully, so they call him a fool.
There is no one in his family anymore, and the old lady who often talks about it has passed away, and his parents' house and land have also been taken over by his brother and sister-in-law, on the grounds that he is stupid and easy to be deceived.
Although he still stayed in that home, life was even more difficult. Compared with the selfless dedication of the old parents, the brother and sister-in-law have to take care of it a lot.
If he was just stupid, his brother and sister-in-law would not be much dissatisfied, after all, there was a free strong labor force to use, and raising him would not be a loss.
But he can't stand Xiong Tian has a big appetite, he can do the work of two people, but the amount of food is a few people. How can ordinary people afford such a big stomach, and the family is naturally unable to be harmonious.
Speaking of this, Yuan Pengfei is more sure, "Xiong Tian, are you interested in coming with me, eat and be full." ”
Xiong Tian thought for a while and said, "Sir, you are a good person, I will go with you." But I'm afraid that you'll be poor, sir, so you don't need to give me meat, just eat five points full for each meal. ”
Yuan Pengfei was amused by this fool, "You, I will do what I say, come with me to give you a full meal, and I will ask you for a daughter-in-law in the future." ”
"Thank you, sir, I just need to eat enough, I don't want a daughter-in-law." Xiong Tian touched his head embarrassedly and said with a smile.
In the alley of the residential area, a woman who came out of a small courtyard carrying a wooden bucket splashed water on the road with the bottom of the barrel, looked up and saw the two of them, and said in surprise: "Xiong Tian, where have you been?" ”
"Sister-in-law, I went to dinner with this gentleman." Xiong Tian touched his head and smiled shyly: "Mr. is a good person, he wants to take me away, I want to come back and say goodbye to my brother and sister-in-law, so I will leave immediately." ”
The woman looked at Yuan Pengfei carefully, and saw that he had a resolute face, was well-dressed and led a good horse, not like a bad person, and his vigilance was also relaxed, and she shouted towards the courtyard: "Liangren, your brother is leaving, come back to say goodbye to you." ”
"Hey." A powerful voice sounded in the courtyard, and a burly man hurriedly ran out, looked at Xiong Tian, and then at Yuan Pengfei, "Is Mr. going to take my brother away?" ”
"That's right, your brother has a lot of strength, I like him very much, and going with me won't bury him. Say goodbye to you and you, and we're leaving. Yuan Pengfei said indifferently.
He was sure that the couple would never stop him.
Sure enough, when they heard that they could send this burden away, it was too late for the couple to be overjoyed, how could they stop it.
His brother had a good conscience, and under the resentful gaze of his wife, he went back to the house and took out the bread that had been baked in the morning and brought him some.
The poor couple mourned, Yuan Pengfei understood the woman's expression, and estimated that as soon as they left, the couple would have to have a fight because of this bit of baked biscuits.
You are benevolent and righteous, he simply took out a few strings of money and stuffed it into the man's hand, waved his hand wordlessly and left with the heartless Xiong Tian.
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There are many large-scale projects in Daqin, such as the construction of the Great Wall, the repair of the Afang Palace, the repair of the imperial tomb of Lishan Mountain, and the construction of the straight road, which uses hundreds of thousands of laborers. Combined with other small and medium-sized projects, the labor used is a very large number.
And the population of Great Qin is 30 million people, and this conscription is very heavy when it is evenly distributed. It can be said that men in the prime of life are either serving in forced labor or on the way to serving in forced labor, so that it is women and old people who work in the fields.
The productivity has declined, and the money earned has decreased, but Daqin's tax system does not tell you about human favors, and the grain that should be paid and the oral endowment that should be collected cannot be less.
I don't know how many people have died because of this, and there are not a few who have fallen into the grass. Even outside this Xianyang City, there were bandits under the nose of the First Emperor.
"Hey, hey, hey, you two be conscious, hand over the valuable things, don't force the uncle to do it!"
The leading bandit had a tattoo on his face, and a scar that crossed half of his cheek like a centipede, and his face was full of fierceness. Holding a long knife in his hand, he stopped Yuan Pengfei's way with shouts.
The five small followers behind him were holding their homemade bamboo spears, the heads of which were sharpened and then roasted to pitch black with fire, which still had a certain lethality against opponents without any armor protection.
For Yuan Pengfei, these are in a hurry to deliver food, and no matter how bad he is, he will not be taken down by these little thieves.
However, this is a good opportunity to test the results of Xiong Tian's training in the past few days. He said to Xiong Tian, who was directly blocking him just now: "Pull a bamboo, just teach you what I have taught you in the past few days, and teach them a hard lesson." ”
"Yes, sir."
This is the bamboo forest path, and the bamboos on both sides grow very thickly. Xiong Tian took out the axe hanging from his waist, cut the bamboo to the ground in one fell swoop, and made a bamboo gun more than three meters long after dividing it by two. Under the shocked gaze of the bandits, they rushed towards them.
Xiong Tian is burly and majestic, nearly two meters tall, plus a brute force, the three-meter-long bamboo gun is like a toy in his hand, sweeping and splitting. A few bandits could not withstand this kind of battle, and they were knocked to the ground and cried out in pain where they were wounded.
Yuan Pengfei stood behind and watched the excitement, the more he watched, the more interesting it became, he suddenly remembered the national treasure giant panda, if they also practiced martial arts with a bamboo, it would definitely surprise the ground.
And Xiong Tian beat him with a bamboo, which can be regarded as a copycat version of the giant panda, which is very interesting. It was only a little short, and after a few strokes, the bandits all lay down on the ground.
Xiong Tianle planted the bamboo on the ground, "Sir, I'm a little hungry again and want to eat." ”
"You!" Yuan Pengfei shook his head helplessly, looking at this smiling guy, he was also out of line, "Treat you to two catties of mutton jerky, and take it from the burden yourself." ”
Xiong Tian smirked and went to rummage through the food in his baggage. This fool, in addition to being honest, can eat, he has to eat five meals a day, and the amount of food in each meal is three times that of him, and he doesn't know how to digest it.
If you really want him to charge into battle in the future, maybe you will have to have a personal guard with dry food.
Imagine that this fool is fighting with the enemy, and he is hungry, and suddenly a sentence comes out: "I won't fight, let's fight again after I have eaten!" ”
Foodie General...... The picture should not be too pretty.
Picking up the long knife that fell to the ground, Yuan Pengfei put it on the neck of the bandit leader with a smile, "I'm not surprised to meet a robbery, but I met it outside Xianyang City, it's very unexpected, are you impatient?" ”
"A good man spares his life!" The leader of the bandits clutched his dull chest and said pitifully: "Good man, as long as there is a way to live, it is impossible for us to do this kind of life of licking blood from the knife." It's all forced, I can't help it, I can't live anymore! ”
Qin tells stories and tells tragic stories that belong to you.
However, the vulgar and tragic story is not interesting, and it can be summed up in one sentence: the oppression of the Qin State is too great, and there is no money to live.
If you are rich and powerful, you can live well no matter what. Who would have to do this kind of U-turn business with a good life?
Yuan Pengfei shook his head and stuck the long knife on the ground casually, "The emperor's decision on major national affairs is what the emperor does, and I can't control it." Today, my lord is in a good mood, let you go, and disappear for me. ”
The bandit leader was killed, and he knelt down and bowed down: "Thank you, thank you, thank you for not killing." ”
Several of his henchmen did the same, and then packed up their things and disappeared into the bamboo forest.
Yuan Pengfei watched them leave, turned around and looked at Xiong Tian again, this fool didn't care about everything, and he was still competing with those roasted mutton jerky!
He thought of joking and said with a smile: "Xiong Tian, do you want to change your name to Xiong Foodie, anyway, you are also a foodie, and it is appropriate to call this name." ”
"Huh?" Xiong Tian opened his mouth wide, then swallowed the meat in his mouth stiffly, and said in surprise: "Sir, this name was given by my father, so there is no need to change it, right?!" ”
"Then can you eat less, you can let me eat 10 days of dry food, you will finish it for me in two days, you are afraid that your belly is not a bottomless pit, right?"
Xiong Tian suddenly had a bitter face, and said with an aggrieved look: "Sir, then I will eat less in the future, don't change my name, I'm afraid that my mother won't be able to find me in the future!" ”
His mother has passed away a long time ago, but this fool still stubbornly thinks that his mother is not dead, maybe she has turned into clouds or stars, and is still looking at him in the sky!
Yuan Pengfei looked at the white clouds of different shapes in the sky, so who was looking at him?
Will anyone miss him?
Bai Yun couldn't speak, and he couldn't give him an answer.
After packing up his mood and facing the reality, there are still many things for him to do, "Let's go, go to Xianyang City to eat dog meat." ”
"Is it still black dog meat? Why don't you change the meat of other dogs, maybe it tastes different? Xiong Tian led the horse and followed, and when it came to eating, he was always very interested.
PS: Xiong Tian, this name was given by me casually, but then I thought about it and it was quite interesting. If you remove a horizontal character, it is a big bear. Tianzi removes one person, that is, Xiong Er. It's still like a bear, and it's quite interesting to be dumbfounded.