233【Eat Black Dog Meat】
"Wanted, the criminal Yuan Pengfei colluded with Rong Di to kill the soldiers of Daqin, and the crime is unforgivable. Those who do not report the same crime, and those who report and verify will be rewarded with ten thousand dollars! Standing at the gate of the city, pointing to the wanted notice affixed to the city wall, the little official proclaimed in a loud voice to the people who surrounded him.
10,000 yuan, this is not a small number, and the people will fry the pot at once.
"This wanted criminal is worth so much, it would be nice to find him."
"Yes, a wanted criminal with a reward of 10,000 dollars, this is the first time I've seen the old man in my life!"
"It's not the first time, I remember that the Jiangyang thief who went to the county commander's house to steal things in that district a few years ago only offered a reward of 2,000 yuan, what did this wanted criminal do?"
"I don't know, but it's definitely too serious. Last year, I heard from a businessman that a group of people had robbed the Dharma field, and the three ringleaders who escaped were only 500 yuan each. ”
Talking and digressing, in fact, they all know in their hearts that this matter is just a bit of a hilarious, counting on that abstract painting to find a wanted criminal with a bounty, so how is it possible?
In fact, they didn't know that there was really a wanted Yuan Pengfei who was standing at the outskirts of the crowd and listening to them discuss this matter. It's just that he has been transformed, even if people who are familiar with him stand in front of him, it is impossible to recognize him.
Seeing that the wanted notices had been posted to the county seat in the mainland, and his head was rewarded with 10,000 dollars, Yuan Pengfei's mood was a little complicated. He doesn't have enough money in his belongings now, and this head is really worth a lot.
He also has a new understanding of Heifu's strength in Daqin. If it is said that Zhao Gao, who supported Hu Hai, finally had the ability to reverse black and white and refer to the deer as a horse in the court.
So Heifu, who has now become an important member of the system, has the ability to reverse black and white and refer to the deer as a horse among the people. Give Yuan Pengfei a bunch of basins, and he can't wash them in this life.
As for why the wanted notice didn't say some crimes, it was because he had to save some face for the emperor! robbed the future Great Qin Imperial Concubine, wouldn't that be a cuckold for the First Emperor?
Borrowing two dog guts from Heifu, he didn't dare to write like that.
When he went into the city to find a liquor store and sat down, he deliberately asked, "Shop, do you have dog meat?" ”
"Yes, how much do you want?" The shopkeeper greeted him with a smile on his face, quickly wiped it on the table with a rag, and poured a bowl of water.
"Two catties of black dog's dog meat, and a pot of wine." When Yuan Pengfei spoke, he couldn't help but have a trace of hatred.
On the way, he also heard about some of the deeds of the black man, such as the black dog known as the white horse and the black dog.
Since then, he has changed his eating habits, and he always orders dog meat everywhere he goes, preferably black dog meat. It tastes like you're eating Heifu's meat, and it's a pleasure!
The store has been open for many years, and I have seen a lot of strange requirements, and I don't care, so I quickly brought up the dog meat wine.
Not to mention, this dog meat is really delicious. Yuan Pengfei pinched a piece and said secretly in his heart: Black dog, your dog's head will be here for the time being, and you will eat your dog's leg first.
The flavor of the meat is bursting with a bite, and the dog meat is stewed into it, and the meat is stewed very badly, and it is very convenient to chew. A mouthful of meat and a sip of wine, don't change it for a fairy.
was enjoying eating, and suddenly felt that there was a gaze on him for a long time, was it being targeted?
He looked up alertly, and quickly found the source of his gaze. A drooling guy, who weighed more than 200 pounds just by looking at his size, was as strong as a bear, and looked at the dog meat on his table blankly, as if he had never eaten.
"Shopkeeper, who is that fat man? It's like you've never eaten. Yuan Pengfei pointed at the fat man and asked.
The shopkeeper stopped what he was doing, looked at the man and shook his head, "He's a little stupid, people call him a bear fool." Influence the guest officer, you have eaten, then I will let him go away. ”
After saying that, he was about to go to catch people, but Yuan Pengfei hurriedly stopped him, "Call him over and add three catties of dog meat." ”
The shopkeeper was also stunned, but then nodded happily. In fact, this bear fool didn't do anything bad except for standing not far away, watching the customers in the store eat and drool. It's much cuter than those guys who come to eat and drink.
The bear fool was called over and stood in front of him, looking at the meat on the table, his saliva couldn't help but flow down, and he quickly wiped it with his hand, "What are you looking for me?" ”
"Sit down, please eat meat." Yuan Pengfei pointed to the big pot of dog meat, "Your saliva is almost flowing into a river, you make me feel uncomfortable, there is nothing wrong with eating together, right?" ”
The bear fool swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said dumbfoundedly: "My mother said, you can't eat other people's things casually, unless I help you work." ”
"Heh," Yuan Pengfei chuckled, he didn't expect to meet a principled person, "I don't need you to work, just eat meat, don't you eat it for nothing?" I'm afraid I'm not a fool! ”
"If you don't let me work, I won't be able to eat. And I may be working, plowing the fields, pulling goods, anything. My mother has said that my strength can top two of them! The bear fool wiped his saliva and said proudly.
"A fool." Yuan Pengfei complained, picked up the dog meat and gnawed it on his own, and from time to time he chirped and chirped, and ate it so fragrantly.
Of course, he didn't forget to look at this fool with his spare eyes, only to see his throat surging, his saliva wiped over and over again, and his eyes were about to fall into the dog meat basin, but he didn't give in.
Yuan Pengfei couldn't understand this fool's thoughts, and thought about it empathically, if he encountered this situation, he would either be wary and stay away, or he would think less about sitting down and eating meat. Standing and sticking to the so-called "my mother said", he really couldn't do it.
This kind of foolish thing is really rare, he put down his bones and beckoned, "Okay, I promise you, sit down and eat meat!" ”
The bear fool's eyes seemed to be flickering, and he didn't care to sit down, but he copied it into the dog meat basin with both hands and grabbed one with the other, like a hungry ghost who had never eaten enough, and soon his mouth was full of oil.
Yuan Pengfei was stunned by this appearance, he basically didn't suffer from hunger, and he used to worry about eating fat, he couldn't wait to be a vegetable essence and eat vegetables to lose weight!
I haven't seen much of this kind of eating, and he is a little panicked, "Hey, fool, don't choke slowly, it's all yours and no one will rob you, sit down and eat slowly." ”
The bear fool looked at this big money owner, but he sat down very obediently, but he didn't forget to chew his piece of dog meat in his mouth, "You are a good person, no one has ever invited me to eat meat before, after eating, you can tell me to do anything, I must work hard." ”
PS: I watched "Invisible Guardian" for two days over the weekend, and I love the bad woman Zhang Xiaoman, and I ran away with a Chinese-American at the end, so hurtful!
The manuscript is finished, and it will be updated later tomorrow.