Chapter 335: Borrow my brother's face!
Baron Albrecht smiled kindly, and with his brass staff of civilization nodded a few times on the position next to him:
"Come, come, please be seated, Brother Hanschel! Since you don't treat my brother as an outsider, then my brother will talk to you about two heartfelt words! Listen to my brother's advice, don't go to the drama (qíng) world to mess around, Shaohua is fleeting! When Lord Na (sāo) was young, he also liked to go on adventures in the world of drama (qíng), but unfortunately this toss and turn, and the great light (yīn) of several years is gone! In the end, not only is it a life of nine deaths, but the pay and the benefit are not proportional at all! ”
Han Xing was not afraid that Baron Albrecht would threaten his life, after all, there was a law left by God in this church, and it belonged to the absolute safe zone. So Han Xing was disrespectful, with a "Robert-style" official smile on his face, and sat down generously next to Baron Albrecht's (shēn).
"Oh, look at you, your sideburns are white! Don't you know that I went to the world of the Lord of the Rings once, good fellow! What kind of black knight, running with me all the way, for seven days and seven nights, he is simply not human! If it weren't for a few dwarfs in the distance who caught his attention, I would have died seventy or eighty times! What the hell is that, it's just terrible! If you don't want to live, go to the world of drama (qíng) more, or see God and his old man in two days! Baron Albrecht sighed.
"According to Baron Albrecht, most of the inhabitants of the infinite world are not familiar with the world of drama (qíng)! Because most of them are descendants of reincarnation, except for the first generation like themselves who grew up watching movies, the people behind them are almost blind to dramas (qíng), no wonder they don't like to go to the world of dramas (qíng)! Han Xing listened to Baron Albrecht's words, and his heart suddenly understood.
"I came back this time and made up my mind not to go to the world of Na Raoshzi's drama (qíng) anymore! It's time for me to take care of my life, eat, drink, and enjoy! Han Xing pretended to be tired, leaned back on the bench like Baron Albrecht, and said lazily.
"That's right! Lord Count Na (sāo) is about to hold a grand banquet tonight, but I didn't expect you to come back, brother! If you can invite your brother as a guest, it will definitely be an honor for the earl! Look, would you like to see the light? Baron Albrecht said with a sincere smile on his face.
"Hehe~ I believe you are a ghost! I was poisoned last time, is this time going to stage a Hongmen feast? If Father Eugen hadn't told me about my current situation, I might have been fooled! Han Xing looked at the sincere smile on Baron Albrecht's face, and said with disdain in his heart.
"No, no, no, last time I drank the cup of tea from Count (sāo) and I vomited and diarrhea, and this time I was killed, and I won't go either!" Han Xing pretended to be afraid, and hurriedly waved his hand.
Hearing Han Xing mention the last poison incident, Baron Albrecht's watch (qíng) instantly froze, although it was well disguised, Han Xing still keenly caught a trace of unnaturalness.
Baron Albrecht still thinks it is incredible, it is obviously a good crane top red, how can he poison Han Xing? Is it a little less? A whole tablespoon has been put in, and it is enough to kill an elephant! How did he know that the person in front of him was not a person at all?
"Then at least go to my mansion for a while, right?" Unexpectedly, Baron Albrecht did not insist, but stood up, clamped the brass civilization staff under his armpit, stepped forward and stroked Han Xing and was about to walk out.
"Yes, you old fox! Co-authoring is waiting for me here? It's all so hard to get me out, right? You've been so painstaking! Han Xing sneered in his heart.
Baron Albrecht was indeed deliberate, and he first invited Han Xing to the banquet of Count Sāo, and if he agreed, it would be good; If he didn't agree, he invited Han Xing to his mansion again, but refused the first time, and Han Xingyu (qíng) Yu Li was embarrassed to refuse the second time, right?
Han Xing thought about it for a while, and decided to continue to test the old fox of Baron Albrecht, to see if he could dig more useful information from him (shēn), so he followed Baron Albrecht to the gate of the church, but at the moment when he was about to step out of the door, he started his performance:
"Oh, why are there so many soldiers blocking the door?" Han Xing pretended to be as timid as a mouse, and the moment he saw those soldiers wearing chain armor and holding spears, his legs weakened and he collapsed to the ground.
"Brother Hanschel, you're too worried! These people are my subordinates, they, they are my organization to welcome you! You say, don't you? Don't hurry up and put your weapons away! Baron Albrecht saw that his plan was about to succeed, but at this moment, Han Xing actually didn't leave, isn't this annoying? So he hurriedly shouted to the people outside.
Several knights outside immediately looked at each other, "Please, we're here to kill people, why did it become a welcome ceremony?" This is not in the plan! But noticing the fierce gaze of Baron Albrecht, they still shouted obediently, but looking at their disobedient faces (qíng) and their sparse shouts of mourning, they knew that there was a lot of displeasure in their hearts!
"I believe you're a ghost, you're a bad old man!" Han Xing sneered in his heart, but he still couldn't get up on the ground, and said in a trembling voice: "Welcome to me? Then why are they all holding spears and wielding swords? You don't know, I'm timid, don't scare me! ”
A hint of impatience flashed across Baron Albrecht's face, and he thought, "Act, play!" You attacked the city a few months ago, where is the majesty of the (shēn) ancestors? Could it be that what stimulated me in the world of drama (qíng)? Caused by a big change? And his psychological thoughts were read correctly by Han Xing!
But he said, "You're a knight!" It's their way of showing respect for you! Don't you see that after winning a battle, it's not all like this? As he spoke, he planned to drag Han Xing out. Han Xing realized what kind of feeling it was in his heart when Uncle Liu Huang and Sun Shangxiang entered the cave room back then, when they saw that the cave room was full of maids dancing and playing with swords! Compared to the stimulation that Uncle Liu Huang received, the battle that Han Xing encountered was simply trivial!
"Oh, you don't know! In this drama (qíng) world, I am nine deaths and one life! I almost died, and it dawned on me the moment I was about to die! Life is precious, I haven't enjoyed enough of this flowery world, how can I just go to my Creator (Mymaker, another name for God)? Han Xing put on a sad look while quietly observing Baron Albrecht's expression, and quietly used the mind reading technique on him:
"I didn't expect to guess it, this guy is mentally stimulated! If you don't listen to good people, you will suffer in front of you! Heck, as long as you get this guy out, Master Heinrich will win! When the time comes, maybe my territory will be turned over and I will have a castle of my own, how nice it would be! ”
"Good! You old fox, you die unrepentant! Okay, then don't do it! When Han Xing saw this result, he immediately said angrily in his heart.
"Come on, come on, brother! I have something I want to say to you in private! With that, Han Xing pulled Baron Albrecht's sleeve and pulled him inside.
"Doesn't you have to? Go to my mansion and say, how good it is! Baron Albrecht refused.
"This, that, brother, I'll tell you the truth!" Han Xing looked left and right for a while, and then mysteriously came to Baron Albrecht's ear and whispered, "I peed my pants!" As soon as the words rolled down, Han Xing clearly heard Baron Albrecht laugh out loud.
"Laugh, laugh, when you cry!" Han Xing thought viciously in his heart.
Han Xing then asked Father Eugen to get him a clean garment, and then used the prayer room as a dressing room.
After a few minutes, Baron Albrecht impatiently buttoned the door of the dressing room, but Han Xing was quick to see, and directly pulled Baron Albrecht into the prayer room, and then closed the door.
"Hey, hey, hey~ Baron Albrecht, don't you have anything to say to me?" Han Xing turned (shēn) and said with a sneer.
Now it was Baron Albrecht's turn to be paralyzed with fright, but now in this small prayer room (shēn), he is "calling the heavens and the earth not spiritual"!
"What, scared? Do you still know to be afraid? I tell you, I already knew what Count Sāo was up to! The last time you conspired to poison me, I already knew about it! The reason why I pretended to be stupid was just to give you a step down, but I didn't expect you to have to make an inch! Han Xing said, sneering and pressing his right hand on the hilt of the broken heart.
"Count Segaard! This is a holy church, and under the watchful eye of my Lord, don't mess around! Baron Albrecht shuddered into a corner and shuddered.
"That's right! This is the church, you can't do anything to me! Baron Albrecht instantly recalled, (tǐng) from (xiōng) bore, majestic, and high-spirited.
"Really? I'm going to lend you something to use! Han Xing showed a cruel smile, like a female ghost with painted skin, and stretched out the back of his hand to caress Baron Albrecht's cheek "gently".
Then he immediately used his camouflage skill, and I saw that his facial muscles (ròu) seemed to turn into thousands of worms, and quickly squirmed, and after a while, he had already transformed into Baron Albrecht.
"Ah~ Devil, help!" It was so terrible that Baron Albrecht was so frightened that he turned into a puddle of mud.
"Hehe~Hahaha~ I see how you can live without a face!" Han Xing said with a wicked smile.
"Oh my God, what did you do to my face?" Baron Albrecht was so frightened that he forgot to touch his face to make sure.
"I'll have to borrow you something!" Han Xing smiled evilly (bī) and approached Baron Albrecht.
The prayer room suddenly echoed the screams of Baron Albrecht···········
When Han Xing came out, he had already changed into Baron Albrecht's red and black velvet (tào), and he looked at his appearance with satisfaction, it was perfect! Even the beard is exactly the same, fortunately, Han Xing has a habit of growing a beard, so he only needs to change it slightly, and he can look exactly like Baron Albrecht.
"Roy, let's go!" Han Xing put away the broken heart on his waist, played with Baron Albrecht's brass staff of civilization, and shouted to Roy.
In Roy's incredulous eyes, Han Xing regained his original appearance once, and then he believed that the two of them walked towards the door one after the other.
To Baron Albrecht? He was tied up by Han Xing with a clean change of clothes (tào), and Han Xing also tied him with a bow intimately.