Chapter 336: 360 degrees of hatred without dead ends
I saw Han Xing and Roy swaggering out of the church one after the other.
"Lord Baron!" The knights and soldiers outside saw that it was "Baron Albrecht" who had come out, and saluted one after another.
"Hmm~" Han Xing snorted coldly, took out his aristocratic head, his head was almost nostrils facing the sky, and he looked like a swan with his neck high.
When the knights and soldiers saw the "Baron Albrecht" like this, instead of being dissuaded, they pasted it as humbly as pugs, and one of the knights sneered, "Your Excellency, where is the yellow-skinned monkey?" Why didn't you catch him? ”
"Bastard!" Han Xing suddenly became angry when he heard this, and directly rewarded that guy with a loud slap. I thought to myself, "How dare you call me a yellow-skinned monkey?" The last time you did this, you've already enjoyed the funeral service! ”
"Watch your wording! Hanschel? Count Segard is the rightful owner of the county of Paderborn, how dare you call an earl in such contemptuous terms? You should be ashamed of that! As long as he's a nobleman one day, you're going to show me some respect! Han Xing imitated Baron Albrecht's tone and reprimanded sharply.
"Yes, yes, Lord Baron!" The beaten knight didn't even dare to rub his red and swollen face, but nodded his head again and again, and echoed with a smirk. This is the legendary slap and you have to pay for a smile!
Han Xing read this guy's mind with a lot of bad taste, wanting to see how he slandered himself, of course, the main purpose was to see if he suspected the (shēn) of "Baron Albrecht".
"Damn the black blacksmith, isn't it just luck? Relying on the rice worm in the shadow of the ancestors, give Lao Tzu 20 years, and he will be mixed with the earl! A lowly inferior person who dares to beat me! Lord Baron of the dog (pì), sooner or later I will press you to the ground and rub you, and while rewarding you with a slap, I also want you to shout "good fight" to avenge this arrow! ”
Seeing such a result, Han Xing was immediately happy, "It seems that this guy doesn't doubt his (shēn) share!" Okay, okay, just let me pull more hatred for Baron Albrecht! ”
In fact, Han Xing also forgot, who is Baron Albrecht? He was a favorite of Count Sāo, one of the richest men in the entire county of Sāo! He only needs to blow the wind in the ear of Count Na (sāo) to turn someone into a knight with a fief, otherwise, if he wants to rectify people, it is only a matter of words!
Which ordinary knight is not allowed to kneel (tiǎn) his old man? If Han Xing hadn't been a realm lord, he might not even have the qualifications to meet Baron Albrecht, let alone kneel (tiǎn)!
So it's not the same life, isn't it? Han Xing is like a job seeker who applies for a job with a doctoral diploma, even the interviewer is treated politely, and he has to be called a brother and sister! And ordinary people who are bitter (bī) can only tremble and try to show off their skills in front of the interviewer!
"It's all your fault!" Han Xing, who had made up his mind to make trouble for Baron Albrecht, immediately attacked the knights.
"Lord Baron? What are we doing wrong? The knights were so confused that they wondered, "What's the matter?" Did Baron Albrecht take gunpowder today? So angry? ”
"That Hanschel? Segad is scared of your battle! Han Xing said seriously.
"Hahaha~ He's really a coward, I said why did he look so awkward when he walked in!" The knight who had been slapped immediately burst into laughter. But the other knights around him were puzzled, they knew very well that Han Xing had performed well in the Duke of Hesse's conquest of Paderborn last time, and he didn't look like a cowardly person.
"He was a little stimulated in the world of drama (qíng)! Now he is starting to become timid and cowering! Han Xing knew what these guys were thinking even if he didn't need to read minds, so he added.
Those knights showed a sudden realization, and it was not uncommon for them to be mentally stimulated in the world of drama (qíng), and it was not uncommon for them to change dramatically. This condition also exists in reality, and the scientific name is post-traumatic stress disorder. Of course, there are a few other reasons:
The reason why the nobles of the Western Kingdom don't like to enter the world of drama (qíng) is that the longer they stay, the more they will be affected! For example, it's like saying Han Xing, he is already a dignified earl in the [A Song of Ice and Fire] world, as long as he is willing, it is not a problem to get in and out. But as soon as he came out, he became a little sir again.
Such a strong contrast has led to some people having cognitive impairment, who is obviously just a little jazz, but "calls it lonely" all day long, isn't that no different from crazy? And every time he enters the world of drama (qíng), he will inevitably make new friends and adapt to a new environment, when he has adapted to that environment, accustomed to hugging back and forth, returning to the infinite world, and finding that he has become a penniless ordinary person again, isn't this more uncomfortable than killing him?
"Laugh, laugh what laugh? Isn't it fun? Do you think I'm amusing you? Han Xing learned the "Robert-style cold humor" (tào) way, stepped forward and gently kicked the knee of the knight who had slapped him and was overjoyed, and then said viciously.
It has to be said that Robert's dry humor is a failure, and it can be called a "weapon for pulling hatred". Robert likes to use this method to establish his unpredictable image, and he likes to have fun by pretending to be serious or even vicious. It's a pity that he just bullied and bullied poor Lancel!
"Don't dare, don't dare, Lord Baron!" The poor guy was halfway through his laughter, but Han Xing suddenly shouted to stop, so he had to desperately keep a face, and then use an embarrassing cough to hide his laughter.
Several other knights around him saw him deflated, and occasionally showed a look of the same (qíng), as if to say, "Brother, you are not very lucky!" How did it become a thorn in the eyes of the baron? Others simply showed a gloating look, and at first glance they didn't deal with him, "You also have today?" I make you proud, I make you hi! ”
Han Xing was obviously planning to declare a personal vendetta and use Baron Albrecht's share (shēn) to take revenge on the guy who dared to call himself a "yellow-skinned monkey", so he pointed to the guy's nose and asked:
"That???? Who, what's your name? ”
"My name is Robert, Lord Baron? Townsend is a knight apprentice under Count Sāo! The handsome knight with rose-blonde hair and big white teeth said with a flattering expression.
After Han Xing read his heart, he was instantly happy, this guy was still very proud in his heart, thinking that he was going to enter the eyes of "Baron Albrecht" from now on, and the wave of beating and scolding just now was not in vain!
"Good, Robert? Mr. Townsend, you are no longer a knight! Plus, your Countdom in Wetzlar and the entire Countdom of Sāo will no longer be welcome! Han Xing took out the arrogant tone of a great nobleman, and said while looking at the sky.
"What?" This Robert? Sir Townsend was dumbfounded in an instant, Han Xing's words were simply heart-wrenching, who was Baron Albrecht? That is the leading person under Count Na (sāo), and what he says is the same as what Count Na (sāo) says. Is this equivalent to this Robert? Sir Townsend's efforts over the past few years have all been in vain, and from then on he can only wander the world, which is tantamount to exile.
"No, you can't do that! I am a vassal of Count Na (sāo), and you are not qualified to revoke my knighthood! "This Robert God? Sir Townsend screamed in a terrible voice.
"I can't do this? Says who? I'm telling you! In the thirteenth acre of land in the county of Sāo, except for the earl, I say the most useful! I told you to go east, but you can't go west! Even if it's Count Sāo, it depends on my face! I, Baron Albrecht, am the true master of the county of Sāo! Hahahaha~" Han Xing's words were not too rampant, and with that arrogant tone, he was simply pretending (bī) to the extreme. If it fell into the ears of Count Sāo, Baron Albrecht would have to shed his skin if he did not die.
If Baron Albrecht could hear what Han Xing said, he would probably cry! This is really "a man sits in prison, and the pot comes from heaven"!
Han Xing's words were arrogant, but to a large extent the truth, Baron Albrecht was indeed the leading figure in the land of Count Sāo, and he had the highest status except for Count Sāo. So this Robert? Sir Townsend also realized that his future and the fate of his family (xìng) were in his own thoughts, and he immediately made up his mind, and simply knelt down and begged: "What did the little one do wrong?" Your grace, Lord Baron! ”
"It's late! I declare, Robert? Townsend was expelled from Wetzlar, effective in a minute! Saying that, Han Xing looked at Robert provocatively? Sir Townsend raised an eyebrow, "Robert? Mr. Townsend, I give you one minute to leave Wetzlar, and if you are still within the confines of Wetzlar in a minute, you will be arrested for illegal presence! ”
One minute? A minute is only sixty seconds, and even if he is riding a horse, he should not want to leave the range of Wetzlar, unless he has wings and can fly, otherwise it will be a matter of ironclad (qíng) for him to enter the class room!
How many other knights were watching Robert? Sir Townsh's eyes were a little more common (qíng), and when they saw "Baron Albrecht", there was a faint sense of resentment. As the so-called "rabbit dies and the fox is sad", can it be Robert today? Townsend, tomorrow could be any of them. Although Robert? Townsend is at fault, but he will definitely not be swept to the end, or even expelled! What's more, Han Xing's one-minute time limit is clearly teasing him!
"Fly, fly, little bird!" Han Xing sneered while looking at that Robert gloatingly? Sir Townsend spun around (shēn) and sped like an arrow off the string towards the eastern gate of Wetzlar, his speed so fast that he left an afterimage.
"Guards!" Han Xing turned his head and gave the soldiers a look, and the latter immediately chased after them.
Then Han Xing leisurely found a stool and sat down, but in two minutes, he saw that Robert? Sir Townsend was dragged back like a dead dog.
"Oops~ Who is this? Isn't this a little bird? Why, when you go out, you encounter a sandstorm? How did you do this? "Han Xing pretended to shave the gray-faced Robert with his nails? Sir Townsend said with dust on his cheeks.
"You! You! Look at Han Xing's fake demeanor, it's really a 360-degree mockery without dead ends, who looks at who is angry! This Robert? Sir Townsh's eyes are cracked, and he gritted his teeth, a picture of "I hate to eat you (ròu)"!
"Oops, Robert? Sir Townsend, why are you so angry? I'm just kidding you! "Han Xing asked Robert? Townsend loosened, and then said lightly.
Robert? Townsend looked confused, and Han Xing even read out his heart: "Are you kidding? You're kidding me, I'm going to throw you in a sack and beat you up next time, and I'll tell you I'm joking! ”
"The sack is good, the sack is good! I love your dressing and satisfy you! Han Xing was immediately happy when he heard it, this is a good idea, so he patted Robert? Sir Townsend's shoulder said:
"Sir Robert, I have an important task for you! If, after two hours, the coward has not come out, you go to the prayer room inside, tie him up in a sack, and beat him severely! Remember, you have to be quick and ruthless! Whatever he says, don't listen! Do you understand? ”
Robert? Sir Townsend didn't dare to be mad at "Baron Albrecht", and nodded again and again, anyway, he really wanted to find someone to vent his anger now, since he could fight an earl, why not? Immediately geared up, leaping (yù) try.
"Hahaha, Baron Albrecht, there's enough for you to drink a jug! When this gets to Count Sāo, I don't think you'll be able to eat and walk around! ”
Taking advantage of Han Xing's attention, Roy had already slipped away, and Han Xing swaggered towards Ganquan Village.