On a night in a foreign land, I slept in a different kind of heaviness. After a bumpy ride along the way, you can finally have a good rest!

When I woke up the next day, I saw a new person on the shop above Gao Yue. thin and tall, called Zhong Yadong. He said that we were all asleep when we came, so he was too embarrassed to wake us up. Gao Yue was the only one who was tinkering with his mobile phone on the bed.

A few of us who came yesterday woke up one after another, washed up but didn't want to eat. They all sat there tinkering with their phones, and when they were hungry, they took out snacks to eat. In the afternoon, the whole dormitory finally arrived!

"Comrades, let's eat! Have a reunion dinner! "It has been proposed, and the entire dormitory as a whole has seconded it.

"Let's go, it's a must!"

"Let's drink two whole bottles." Ge Shuai shouted even louder.

"Then who is it, can't you sneak away with your daughter-in-law this time?" I said to Gao Yue, the only man in our dormitory who has a girlfriend today.

"The question is, we're not familiar with this, so where are we going to eat? You can't go to the cafeteria anymore, can you? Li Dasheng said weakly, this roommate who is a little shorter than Ge Shuai is really a bit inconspicuous when he stands with us.

"It's okay, go out and slip through the street, you'll always see it."

"It's ......"

"Military training will be tomorrow, will you go?" I asked them at the dinner table.

"Fools go." Wang Zhenbiao came out with such a sentence, which made my next sentence choke directly in my throat.

"What about you?" I looked at the others, but they all looked at me like fools, and they had to sigh, "Alas, it seems that I am the fool...... Why don't you want to experience the military training life in college after you finally got into college? ”

This time, they exchanged their collective ignorance and went to each other to touch each other's drinks. Li Junmin patted Ge Shuai on his right hand and asked, "Handsome guy, do you smoke?" As he spoke, he pulled out a white box of what appeared to be the general's cigarettes from his pocket.

"No smoking, no smoking!" I said as I knocked on the table.

"Come less, Junmin give him one." Ge Shuai took the cigarette and said to Li Junmin.

"I'm a pure kid and don't smoke."

"Point it!" This time, except for Li Dasheng, they all helped to speak. watched them smoke one by one, so they had to light it silently. My depraved life in college seems to have begun...... really responded to that sentence, what kind of roommate did you make and what kind of life you made.

Topics between men, no matter how much they say, can always be related to women. When it comes to how many girls there are in the class, Gao Yue has the most right to speak. Who let the family have a girlfriend and not themselves?

There are a total of four girls in our class, and the most beautiful is Gao Yue's girlfriend. The rest, can only be glanced at in a hurry.

The group lamented the sad urge to learn machinery, and it was another clinking glass.

A meal, I don't know how long I ate. Everyone walked out into the street in a daze, and at this time, several people in the dormitory were finally revealed.

Wang Zhen put his arm around my shoulders and said in a vague voice, and asked me if I understood. It's strange that I hear it clearly! But he can only nod his head "yes, yes".

Li Junmin and Ge Shuai didn't know what to think when they each had a cigarette in their mouths, and they were comparing themselves to each other and spitting out smoke rings. Is that a smoke ring? If the scene can be played back, it will be like two toad essences swallowing the essence of the sun and the moon.

Li Dasheng hung behind me and Wang Zhen, silently. Gao Yue and Zhong Yadong were next to Li Dasheng, the two of them put their arms around each other's shoulders, their heads almost next to each other muttering something to each other. Only by looking at the road and looking at us from time to time can we let others know that we are in this together.

"A few heroes, can you hurry up? Wait, take care of the dormitory door! "After walking for a long time, the distance between us and the group gradually widened, so I shouted behind me.

"Boss, look at us. We're all drunk, how can we walk past you? Listening to the voice, it should be Gao Yue, "That's right, next time I should pour you, first pour you and Dasheng down." "This time it seems to be the voice of Ge Shuai.

"Fuck, you bitch. If you walk slowly, you still find a reason, don't you see the widow holding a pig? I helped Wang Zhen to stop, turned my head and patted Wang Zhen and said. I rub! Da Sheng, you go to the handsome guys and Junmin and drag them over. "I was waiting for them here, and they were gone.

"Okay, Brother Yiming." Li Dasheng turned around and went back to them, while I helped Wang Zhen to sit slowly on the steps of a shop.

By the time the group of us returned to the dormitory, it was already half past ten, and after a brief wash, we patted Wang Zhen's ass and told him not to hang on the bed ladder and go to bed quickly.

The next day, the whole dorm room was really a fool to me. I got up early and hurried to the classroom in a military uniform.

Uniform precepts, uniform military training. I finally knew why they didn't want to come, it was so boring!

The next night, I sent a text message to the instructor on my mobile phone, saying, "Instructor, I don't want military training anymore." Just when I'm sick, I won't go, okay? ”

The instructor replied: "You have to participate in military training even if you are sick!" ”

After I watched, I was on fire! What kind of instructor is this! The quality is really low! Only then did I realize that in the circle of college, it was not the era of high school. To tell the truth, it has become synonymous with stupidity. "You're sick! Depend on! What qualities! "Just shut down and sleep.

So, the third day of military training was a sad day for me. The instructor followed the phone number registered in the report and found me on my body, and the military training was a photo of me.

I said in my heart: Okay, you are an instructor. You discipline me, I endure! But if you dare to touch me, then you have to be careful.

I don't know if God sensed my heart, or if God couldn't get used to this instructor. A fly flew straight into my eyes, and I subconsciously turned my head to hide. As soon as I dodged, I was shocked in my heart: it was bad, and I was caught by the instructor.

The instructor wasn't tall, and a speeding run kicked me in the right thigh from behind. It seems that this kick is not only a lesson, but also revenge! If I am kicked, I'm afraid I won't need military training directly.

Of course, that's what I see with my eyes.

I turned to the right and at the same time took a half-step back with my right foot. By this time his foot had already kicked less than twenty centimeters from my leg, which means that if I didn't retreat, the kick would have hit me. I lifted my right hand down, grabbed his calf, and stared straight at him.

Damn, this girl is still glaring at me! Is it easy to mess with when a brother?

I lifted my hand up again, and the thing finally stumbled and almost didn't fall, and my gaze finally wilted. That's when I put the instructor's leg down.

The instructor turned and left, presumably looking for someone. But I don't believe that he dared to find someone to beat me in front of everyone. I don't know what my classmates are talking about, because I know that if I continue military training, this instructor will definitely want to get back on the field.

I hurried to the instructor's office to ask for leave. It's funny, but the reason is still the instructor's idea.

"Teacher, what reason should I use for this situation?"

"Hmm...... You just write sick leave. ”

This was the first time I met our class instructor, and I didn't expect the teacher to be so talkative. Later, I learned that after I came to this university, I was wrong several times. In the big picture, the self-righteous make a little clever, but the smart is mistaken by the clever; The second is that people are gone.

After calling in sick, I staggered to the dormitory like no one. Seeing that it was almost lunch, I took out my mobile phone and called the guys in the dormitory to ask if I needed to bring food.

These animals really don't treat themselves as outsiders, this one wants a tenderloin, and that one wants a piece of noodles. I'm quick to interrupt! Gotcha, what I eat, you eat what, say, I've got tenderloin.

After the good guy finished buying, I looked at the loin cake in front of me, and I asked the boss if he had any bigger bags. I felt weird with the eyes around me looking at me, and I was aggrieved: It's not that I eat so much, there are still several mouths waiting to eat in the dormitory.

I felt like I had climbed the long slope in the eyes of others with contempt, and finally saw the dormitory building! Holy damn it, our dormitory is the farthest dormitory building in the entire school! Far from selling all kinds of things! Comfortingly, our residence hall is also the best in the school.

When I saw the dormitory building, I quickly ran in. Before entering, the students of the two classes came to pay attention to each other.

Push the door and lock it. Knock, it was Gao Yue who opened the door. "Brother Ming, you're finally here, starve me to death."

"Guys, brother is here. It's time to eat! "I put the bag of tenderloin on the table and took it out and nibbled on it! In the morning, it can be said that there was no food, and after this noon military training, the chest was already close to the back.

"Brother Diming, why did you think of bringing food to the brothers today?" Wang Zhen came back after washing his hands and asked while taking the cake. I don't blame him for being curious, the main thing is that I came back a little early.

So, I briefly told them about the things from the time I texted the instructor to the time I asked for leave. It didn't take me until I remembered the way the instructor looked at me when he left, and I couldn't help but be a little worried, "You say, the instructor won't come here to seek revenge, right?" ”

", you took leave to go to military training, what else can he do to you?" Li Junmin asked Sun Feng to hand him his two tenderloin cakes and nibble on them one by one.

"That's the same, we can't afford to mess with it, can't we still hide?" I don't care anymore, I'll talk about it when I'm full.

"You bad guys, don't tell me to hand it over. Brother Yiming~~ Hand me my cake. Li Dasheng shouted, "This is a school and not an army, and he can't manage so much." ”

"I'll rub, Li Dasheng! Can you still call it at Ecstasy? "Hearing Li Dasheng call me Brother Yiming, my goosebumps almost didn't get up, and I was a little diaphragmatic.

I threw the whole bag of tenderloin at Li Dasheng, "You are just deliberately disgusting me!" ”

"I hate it, Brother Yiming~~"

"Li Dasheng !!" I yelled!

"Da Sheng, you will complain first, and you are eating."