In the afternoon, it was so boring. There are no classes, and I don't know where to play. A group of people lay in bed like dead bodies for an afternoon, and only the occasional laughter knew that the bed was still alive.

"Ahh So boring! Gao Yue shouted.

"Hum ......"

"Hmph...... "All of us collectively don't bother to pay attention to him."

"It's boring, let's play with my daughter-in-law!" After speaking, the sound of Gao Yue getting dressed was heard.

"Holy! It's good to have a daughter-in-law! ”

"That's it, envy, jealousy and hate!"

"Bye-bye, you can go with envy......" Gao Yue closed the door and left.

"Yes, a bunch of singles, let's go and study the capabilities of your phones." Wang Zhen sat up from the bed at some point, and lay on the bed with a bang.

"Upstairs, pay attention, you can easily cause the house to collapse." I exclaimed below, "You old heavyweight, I can't afford this small temple." ”

"Get out!"

Wine is the catalyst for friendship between men. Ever since we got drunk together in the dorm that day, the relationship between us has been heating up day by day, and it is no longer as restrained as it was at the beginning.

"Alas, Brother Zhen, what are we going to have for dinner?" The sky outside the window was gradually getting darker again, and I touched my stomach, which I didn't know where to digest the two tenderloin cakes at noon, and said with a bitter face. Although I have only been here for a few days, the food in the university cafeteria is so hard to swallow!

"Go to the cafeteria!" Li Junmin replied categorically, "If you don't go to the cafeteria, you go out and buy it?" ”

"Uh...... Again," I said silently, "why are you still in bed?" Hurry down and eat! ”

He went to eat in a hurry and returned sick and sick. The food in the cafeteria is said to be good, and it is called rice, and I ask myself that this can be eaten?! With the mentality that if you don't eat, you will be hungry, everyone has finished dinner, just like the last supper. After eating, the chopsticks fell, and the table was slammed, and there was a momentum of never coming again. But we all know that we can't change anything.

When they arrived at the dormitory, a group of people were like vampires finding their coffins, the lower bunks smashed directly on their beds, and the paralyzed patients on the upper bunks were generally so soft that the bed squirmed little by little to the right position.

There was a knock on the door, "Who?" I asked.

"Me." Outside the door replied.

"Holy, you? Who are you? Ge Shuai's temper exploded slightly, and he suddenly couldn't stand it. I just arrived at school and don't know each other well, you only say one me, who knows which way you are.

"Squad leader, Liu Xinrong." Outside the door, I seem to realize it, and I introduce myself.

"Oh, squad leader, please come in, please come in." I was the closest to the door, so I had to open the door, let the squad leader Liu Xinrong into the dormitory, and asked, "I don't know if the squad leader is here, what are you doing?" ”

"I'll rub," Liu Xinrong glanced me up and down, and said, "Be careful, brother." The instructor didn't seem to have swallowed that breath, and he might come back tonight to find a scene. ”

"Thanks, squadman." I motioned for him to sit down, but Liu Xinrong waved his hand directly and said, "There are several dormitories, I came to tell you and let you choose the head of the dormitory." ”

After speaking, he turned around and was about to leave, "The squad leader walks slowly, the squad leader often comes." "I shouted demonically, but as soon as I closed the door, I suddenly thought, Damn, my fake note hasn't been given to him yet," the head of the class left. ”

"Li Yiming, are you nervous?" Liu Xinrong turned around and looked me up and down again.

I was stunned for a moment, and asked myself if I didn't have such a big reputation: "Do you know my name?" ”

"Holy shit, almost the whole class knows your name." Seeing that I didn't believe it, he said, "Just because you sent that text message and were reprimanded by the instructor in front of the whole class is enough to make the whole class remember you." What's more, you still have that time with the instructor during military training? ”

"Oh, yes," I didn't expect to be a celebrity by accident, "squad leader, that's why I called you, oh, my fake note." You also know that if this happens, if I continue military training, I will simply not be able to get along with myself. ”

", that's fast! Then I'll hand it over to the instructor tomorrow. Let's go. Liu Xinrong took the fake note and turned around and walked to the next dormitory.

"Comrades, my brother is going to be miserable!" When I returned to the dormitory, I wailed, "Instructor, I'm going to find a place for my brother tonight." ”

"It's okay, Brother Ming, Brother will support you then!"

"That's it, support you, how can you let outsiders bully your own people?"

"That is, if we want to bully, we will also bully ourselves."

I knew that these grandsons were really relieved to me, but the last sentence still made me can't help but say: "Damn! ”

Knowing clearly that the instructor will come back tonight to find the field, my heart is steady. The soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, can they still be afraid of them?

You have a company of comrades-in-arms, and I have a class of classmates. My class has blown up your company!

"Would you like to find a few people to come and help?" Ge Shuai leaned over and proposed.

"No, how many people can we know when we first enter this school? There's no way they're going to offend the instructor for this about me. I shook my head and vetoed it directly.

"Damn, get ready guys. If you can't do it, just do it! Li Junmin jumped up directly from the bed and said, It's also a shame that this floor is high enough, otherwise it will be designated to meet.

"Tell the teacher." Gao Yue proposed, "In this way, the school leaders will come forward, and it will save us trouble." ”

"Forget it, wait for them to come, let's see how it goes. If it's just a simple way to get back on the field, forget it, and if it's really too radical, let's talk about it. I squatted on the side of the bed and said quietly, "He is an instructor, military training needs face, and it is reasonable for me to thin his face in order to get it back for military training." Otherwise, other students will suffer. Ha ha. ”

"Despise your ......"

"You should praise me, right? I can be regarded as giving up my small family for everyone, so I should let them put ten tables and eight tables. I said, with a blushing face.

"Yes, yes, I invite you to eat behind closed doors."

"What a pick! Yiming, I invite you to eat fried meat with bamboo chips. ”

Ignoring these unconscionable things, he took out his mobile phone to study China Mobile's Internet function.

There was a knock at the door.

"It should be the squad leader who is here, and it seems that our dormitory leader has not been elected yet." Zhong Yadong threw his mobile phone to his side and said, "Which of you should be the head of the house?" ”

"I'm lazy."

"I'm not idle."

"I'm busy."

"I don't like to be in the limelight."

"I like to be passive."

"My girlfriend is waiting for me to text you back."

"Why is my bed uneven?"

One by one, they expressed their unwillingness to be the head of the dormitory, and they all found strange reasons. In the end, they unanimously pointed to the guy who just said that he likes to be passive - Wang Zhen.

"Holy! Open the door. I'm waiting. "Our delay made the people knocking on the door outside anxious, and they exploded directly. There's no way, Gao Yue is not here, and this great cause can only fall on me.

Open the door, and the door is halfway open. The squad leader is still knocking on the door. Behind him, our instructor and a few of his comrades-in-arms were standing, apparently looking for a field.

Seeing that I was opening the door, the instructor suddenly pulled Liu Xinrong away, took a step forward and bent his elbow to hit me in the chest. The strength of the whole body is gathered at the tip of the elbow, and if he hits him in the chest, the consequences are unimaginable! Even if you hit it somewhere else, it will swell for several days.

Picking it up on my chest, although I don't want to make any more trouble, I can't allow this to happen to me in a purely sadistic way. If I had covered my chest with my arms, I would have enough to drink a pot of my arms with my barely athletic physique!

The most appropriate way is to take it by hand.

With both palms outstretched, one hand grabbing the instructor's elbow and the other hand grasping his wrist, the foot took a sharp step back, grabbed the instructor's hand and pulled it violently. The instructor was forced, his center of gravity was messed up, his arms were subconsciously about to be withdrawn, and his hind legs were slightly bent. If I don't respond, the instructor's next step is either to kick me or press me down. Sensing the instructor's intentions, I hurriedly took a step back, grabbed his hand and pushed him. The instructor hurriedly compacted his hind legs to stabilize his center of gravity and balance again, and at the same time grabbed his right hand that had been pulled away by me with his left arm and looked at me hatefully.

This pull back, less than two seconds. The others didn't have time to react at all, and my roommates only saw me go to open the door for the class leader, and then quickly retreated and then seemed to be pulled out again. The instructor's comrades-in-arms may be able to react, after all, they are here to find a field. But the doorway is so big. Liu Xinrong was blocked on one side and couldn't move, otherwise it would be difficult for the school leaders to solve it; And his own comrades-in-arms can't fight.

I saw that the instructor behind Liu Xinrong was about to pull Liu Xinrong away, so I hurriedly pulled the instructor's arm again, and retreated sharply with my chest against the instructor's forearm. Retreat to the edge of the bed and stand still. I lowered my arm, and the instructor's arm pressed against my chest as well. Still, the pain was still within my tolerance, and it was several levels lighter than being hit by an elbow.

At this time, my roommate finally reacted. They all got out of bed, and they all confronted the instructors who rushed into the door together with unkind faces.

The instructor and I stared at each other and didn't speak. Whoever wants to speak will be the first to be in the truth.

"Instructor, what are you doing here? It's not military training time. Wang Zhen took a step forward and looked at the instructor who was pressing my chest and said, "Do you think our dormitory is so bullying?" ”

The muscles on the instructor's face jumped, and he glanced at Wang Zhen and then stared at me again.

"Even during military training, you can't physically punish students, and we are not soldiers." After Gao Yue came back, he was already lying down and preparing to sleep, at this time he was shirtless, and his fat was very pleasing to my eyes at this time, and I gave Gao Yue an evaluation that he was a real strong man!

"Besides, Li Yiming is sick, he has already asked for leave, he has been sick for an afternoon, you may have worsened next time." Ge Shuai looked at the arm pressing against my chest and said, "I seem to have some serious illness." However, I like the style of a rake!

"Where's the fake note?" The instructor finally spoke.

"Hand it over." My face was a little ugly, and being pressed against my chest by his arm made me feel so uncomfortable, and it was a little difficult to breathe.

"Oh, he's fake here." Liu Xinrong squeezed past the instructors who were watching and cheering, took out my fake slip from the notebook he was carrying, and handed it to the instructor who was pressing me.

"Humph! You're in luck! The instructor glanced at the fake note, and pressed my chest hard again, before taking the fake note, turning around and leaving with his comrades.